[Water Margin] Ximen is a fake official

Everyone, you look at me, and I look at you.

Liu Tang stared and asked, "What is this?"

Wu Yong said softly: "I understand."

Liu Tang: "Understand what?"

Wu Yong explained: "This hole was probably made by the nail that fell on the ground. Although I don't know how the dead man was pierced by the nail when the two were arguing, it is obvious that the sole of the shoe was pierced, and they also pierced it along the way. It broke the jiaozi hidden inside. Therefore, the jiaozi taken away by that person must have a hole of a normal size, and there may be blood left by the deceased who accidentally pricked his foot."

Ximen Qingqing gave him a "teachable child" look.

Liu Tang: "Fuck your mother! Why can't it be worn out?"

Wu Yong said: "The entrance of the cave is flat, and it looks like it was cut open by a sharp weapon."

Liu Tang was speechless.

Wu Yong laughed in a low voice, and said to himself: "This is really... corpses can also talk."

Liu Tang closed his mouth, thought carefully, and cursed a word.

He glared at Ximen Qingqing and said, "You're not that useless, kid."

Ximen Qingqing spread out his fan to cover half of his face, his brows and eyes were curved, "I have a lot of uses, so, who is slandering me behind my back?"

Liu Tang froze for a moment, "Are you saying that you were not involved in the arrest of Wu Song and Lu Zhishen?"

Ximen Qingqing: "Of course I was involved. But they committed crimes first, even if they have great reasons, it's not the reason why they can kill people casually, and the law will not tolerate it."

Liu Tang sneered, "It's all just your excuses. Didn't you kill Wu Dalang, occupy Miss Wu, and take the bounty from Lu Zhishen's list?"

Ximen Qingqing said: "I have never done anything you said. Wu Dalang was accidentally killed by a bag of rat poison from the lady next door, and I have never taken Lu Zhishen's bounty. As for what you said Mrs. Wu, she lived in my house temporarily after Wu Dalang died, but my relationship with her is not the kind of relationship you think."

"Of course, people like you are used to speculating about the relationship between men and women with the greatest malice, but I, Ximen Qing, are not going to lie in this kind of place."

She glanced at him and said with a smile: "After all, you've been tied up honestly, haven't you?"

"you!"

Liu Tang was so pissed off by her that he was about to say something dirty, but Xiao Yu quickly stuffed the cloth back into his mouth.

Xiaoyu smiled and said, "Okay, okay, I'll give you time to relax, it's already kind enough."

Liu Tang wanted to scold someone.

It didn't take long for them to hear that Chao Gai had found the evidence, and handed over the murderer to the two supervisors under the county captain who came to inspect.

Ximen Qingqing took a few people and led the tied-up Liu Tang to Chao Gai's house.

After returning home, Chao Gai first ordered his servants to serve tea to everyone, and then apologized: "Let me go and change my clothes."

He glanced at the sleeves of Ximen Qingqing's clothes that were used to carry the corpse, and said with a smile, "I don't know if the officials have brought clothes, but if they didn't bring me some clothes, that's..."

Ximen Qingqing raised his head and looked at him coolly.

Chao Gai choked for a moment, smiled, and didn't continue talking.

snort!

Ximen Qingqing smiled and said, "Don't bother, I have brought clothes."

She said to Wu Yong: "If the professor feels unlucky, go and change clothes."

Wu Yong: "Then I will work with the officials."

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

You are not, you wait!Are you in the rhythm of changing clothes with me?

Chao Gai: "I have ordered people to boil the water and prepare the utensils needed for bathing. Everyone can take a bath first to get rid of bad luck."

He looked around and said heartily: "If everyone wants to take a bath together, then I will order my servants to prepare more bathing utensils."

Ximen Qingqing coughed, "Sorry, I'm sick, so I can't take off my clothes in front of people."

The men present were stunned at the same time, and their eyes slipped downwards.

Ximen Qingqing turned away: "What are you looking at, it's really impolite!"

"Cough cough!"

Everyone didn't know why their faces turned red and they coughed up and down.

Chao Gai smiled heartily, "Haha, it's okay, officials are real men, so don't care about these physical lengths."

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

Who is a man, he is a beautiful girl!Also, what are you thinking, what length!

Chao Gai continued: "In this case, let's pull a screen for the officials."

Ximen Qingqing: "Can't I be alone?"

Chao Gai looked ashamed, "There is only one bathroom for bathing in the humble house in the countryside, but there is a big pool for bathing inside."

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

Chao Gai: "Officials, don't worry, there is still a bathtub in the mansion, and when the screen is closed, no one will see it."

Is this the crux of the matter? !

Seeing that everyone was scanning him intentionally or unintentionally, Ximen Qingqing knew that he couldn't go on talking, otherwise they might suspect something.

She was a mother in her heart, and said with a smile on her face: "Then I will trouble Chao Baozheng."

……

When it was time to take a bath, Ximen Qingqing dragged himself out of the room as if he was being tortured.

The sound of talking and laughing and splashing water came from the room.

They have already started bathing.

That's great.

Ximen Qingqing stood at the door, staring at the sunset not far away in a daze.

Now she just wants to light a cigarette for herself, and calm down. She always feels that if she goes in like this, she will not be that pure and beautiful girl detective.

Damn it, why did she have to face such a scene where her personality collapsed.

To go in or not to go in, that is the question.

Ximen Qingqing was leaning against the pillar, and just about to sigh, he heard his name mentioned by someone in the room.

"...you say...what does the little official have an illness?"

"Hey, maybe it's not working there."

"Sure enough, smart people also have shortcomings."

"Cough-cough-"

"Ah, scholar, I'm not talking about you!"

Lin Chong reprimanded: "Don't bring this up in front of the petty officials, lest the petty officials will be sad."

"Know it--"

"Hey, you said that the little official's life is like this, but you also said that you have a disease, and you still refuse to take a bath with us. Could it be...he is a woman!"

Unknowingly, Ximen Qingqing, who was already squatting under the window, suddenly pricked up his ears.

"No way!"

"My family is not an official!"

Two voices came out, from Lin Chong and Dai An respectively.

Dai'an quickly said: "I used to serve our family's official to take a bath, our family's official is of course a man, and he is a man with capital."

"Wow! It's really fake."

Dai'an said nonsense: "My family's officials have a wife and two concubines, and all three of them are in poor health. Do you think my family's officials have this capital!"

The men in the bath let out admiration.

"I really can't see it."

"Unexpectedly, Ximen officials are male and female, and they are young, but they have hidden weapons."

Ximen Qingqing covered his face and grinned silently.

Dai'an, Dai'an, I can understand your desire to cover up for me, but don't you think this kind of statement directly leads me to another road of no return?

Yes, my one wife and two concubines are indeed in poor health, but they have something to do with me.

If someone with good intentions insists on looking at my murder weapon, what should I do?

Also, you men are such gossips!

"Tch, just blow it up, I don't believe it."

Lin Chong held back for a long while, and finally said, "I can also testify."

"what?"

"Lin Chong, when did you meet?"

The bathing pool looked like a fish pond that had exploded, and everyone asked Lin Chong about it.

Lin Chong paused for a long time, it seems that honest people are not good at lying.

Xiao Yu said: "Hey, you haven't continued talking for so long, so it can be seen that you are talking nonsense."

Lin Chong: "No."

"Then tell me, when and where did you see it?"

"Yes, yes."

Lin Chong just wanted to save the small officials from the siege, but he didn't expect to put himself in a situation where everyone besieged him.

But the little official was Lin Chong's savior, even if he gave up his old face, he would definitely not let the little official's reputation be dishonored.

He closed his eyes and said nonsense: "There is a perfume store in Kaifeng Mansion, I saw it when I took a bath with the officials."

The perfume shop refers to the public bathhouse at this time.

"Since he has such a great thing, why does he hide from us?" Wu Yong also spoke out.

Dai'an snorted, "Of course I'm afraid that you will feel inferior after seeing it. My family's official has a disease, not a small one, but a big one."

Lin Chong: "Yes."

"..."

Everyone stopped talking. After all, this involves the dignity of a man, and no one wants to admit that they are inferior.

After a long while, Big Yu murmured in a daze: "I heard the old man talk about ancient times, saying that in ancient times, Lai Ai had the ability to turn the wheel. Could it be that small officials are also like this?"

Ximen Qingqing, who was under the window, choked on his trachea and almost coughed.

Dai'an, Lin Chong, look at what you two have done!

I, Ximen Qing, will become Lao Ai!

……

Ximen Qingqing left for the bathroom after they finished bathing, but unfortunately bumped into them head-on.

They were all looking at her, as if they wanted to take a good look at how she looked like Lao Ai.

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

Don't ask me, I don't know either!

Ximen Qingqingquan pretended not to see their gossiping eyes, stepped into the bathroom door in two or three steps, closed the door directly, and shut everyone's eyes outside the door with a "clang".

She didn't like to bathe with others, so she asked Chao Gai to prepare a bathtub indoors.

She flicked the water in the bathtub, and the water temperature was just right.

Next to the bathtub was a small stool for her to step into and a small table with various bathing utensils.

There were several plates on the table, which contained red, white and white powder, and some bath beans.

Ximen Qingqing knew that these plates contained medicinal materials such as Angelica dahurica for bathing, spices such as camphor, and bath beans made of acacia and other things.

This bath bean is probably the prototype of soap.

Ximen Qingqing sprinkled these things into the water, then loosened his hair and took off his clothes into the bucket.

The hot air swirled upwards, forcing out the aroma of the spices that had been sprinkled in.

Ximen Qingqing leaned on the bathtub, flicked the water with his hand, and thought about what happened along the way.

From the appearance of big fish and small fish, to Wu Yong's arrival, and then to Liu Tang's appearance, it all showed that someone was specifically targeting her and spreading rumors about her. This was a conspiracy specifically targeting her.

Moreover, the enemy is in the dark, but she is in the open. She doesn't even know who is behind the scenes, and she doesn't even understand why that person is targeting her.

It's just too passive.

Ximen Qingqing slid down the tub wall and buried himself in the water, only the upper half of his face was exposed.

She thought she couldn't be so passive anymore, but fortunately she had already arranged a game, and she could collect the net only when the person she was waiting for appeared.

"Grumbling--"

She sighed, and white bubbles appeared on the surface of the water where the bath beans were floating.

I don't know how long it took, but when Ximen Qingqing was about to get up to go out, a string in her mind subconsciously tensed.

She suddenly became alert.

The room is filled with water vapor, and the sound of the casement rubbing can be heard quietly, as if it was accidentally blown by the wind.

The gust of wind was so strong that it directly made goosebumps appear on the back of her neck.

No, not the wind!

She lowered her head subconsciously, and smashed her entire face into the water, splashing a milky white splash.

A gust of wind passed behind her head.

The gust of wind seemed to fall on the table next to it, making a slight sound.

Ximen Qingqing quickly raised his head and shouted, "Who!"

But I saw a young man standing on the table. The young man was dressed in short brown body, showing strong wheat muscle, with freckles on his cheeks, and a pair of exquisite eyes, which were round and bright.

The boy squatted down, and put the black sharp knife in his hand on Ximen Qingqing's fair shoulder.

There was a smirk on the corner of his mouth, and he raised his chin at Ximen Qingqing, "The villain is here to take the lives of the officials!"

The author has something to say: today's second update~

The appearance of the new character has been beautified, but it is still based on the beautiful picture of his appearance~

The buyer's show is different from the seller's show, and the seller is not responsible, dear~

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感谢在2020-01-1012:00:33~2020-01-1023:42:06期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 Yuelan Ye;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 34 bottles of Shili Tongfeng;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!