[Water Margin] Ximen is a fake official

Taoist Wang also heard the sound, and he glanced at the top of his head vigilantly.

After a while, there was a soft "meow" sound from the roof, as if a cat had just run across the roof.

Daoist Wang breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a smile: "This is a tomb, and there are many night cats entrenched here, stealing the tributes in front of the tomb."

Ximen Qingqing smiled meaningfully, "It must be a poor and lovely cat."

Daoist Wang: "Poor and cute? That's not true, they are all dirty."

Ximen Qingqing smiled, "Sir, what you said just now is wrong, I am a real man, why do you say it?"

She closed her fan and took a hard look at the table, "Although I am born beautiful, I am a real man. There are also wives and concubines in the house. Are you a Taoist priest with old eyesight?"

"Wife and concubine?" Daoist Wang sized Ximen Qingqing carefully, "Little lady, let's tell the truth earlier. Isn't it more comfortable to be a tender-skinned little lady than traveling all over the world?"

Ximen Qingqing: "You are so addictive that you can't even tell the difference between a man and a woman."

Seeing her solemn and angry expression, she seemed very angry at his words.

Daoist Wang thought to himself: Could it be that he really made a mistake?But he has played with so many women, and he will not mistake men and women for anything.

Since she refuses to admit it, then he will find out after doing a test himself.

A greasy smile appeared on Taoist Wang's face, "Yes, yes, it should be that Pindao made a mistake. I'm really sorry, it's that Pindao's eyes are blurred."

Ximen Qingqing sneered in his heart.

"I beg this little official to forgive the poor Taoist. By the way, the little official hasn't eaten yet, right? Come and eat some food."

Ximen Qingqing folded his arms, "You put it there first, I will use it myself."

Daoist Wang: "Try it quickly, I have brought a jug of wine, this wine is good, you can't taste it anywhere else."

With such an attentive attitude, it's not because of deceit that there are ghosts.

Ximen Qingqing smiled, "Okay, then have a drink."

The tiles on the roof sounded "Glengleng" again, as if there was more than one wild cat.

Daoist Wang spat, "Take some medicine some other day, and the medicine will kill these cats."

Ximen Qingqing: "Is it that easy?"

Daoist Wang smiled triumphantly, "Of course it's easy, I still have leftover medicine, and these wild cats will eat anything, just mix it with food, just..."

When he said this, he suddenly realized something, glanced at Ximen Qingqing, and quickly changed the subject, "Hurry up and eat something."

Ximen Qingqing shook the cup in his hand and smiled.

"Okay."

No matter what kind of wine is added, she will never refuse it, because she will cheat.

Ximen Qingqing raised his sleeves and gave the wine to the tentacles hanging from his head.

Ximen Qingqing drank a few glasses and put down the glass with a "bang".

She pressed her temples with two fingers, making a dazed look, "Hey, I feel so uncomfortable, what's going on?"

Daoist Wang stood up all of a sudden, rubbed his hands together, "Hey, do you still feel a little hot? This is a good thing!"

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

You actually gave me this?It seems that you really think I am a woman.

Ximen Qingqing remained motionless.

Daoist Wang: "Oh, if I had known that such a beautiful woman like you would pass by, why would I want to rob that lady? Tsk, compared to you, that lady is so vulgar and ugly, she made me fall in love with it." A lot of lives were lost."

Ximen Qingqing's eyelids twitched.

Daoist Wang: "You still say that you are a petty official, how can there be such a charming petty official! I will let you know the benefits of a man, and see if you are still a man."

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand towards Ximen Qingqing.

Ximen Qingqing has already understood the crime of this person, and was about to open his eyes and press him down, when he heard a roar from the roof, and then, the tiles above his head were kicked, and several people "cracked" and smashed When it came down, it hit Daoist Wang right on the body.

Ximen Qingqing squinted his eyes secretly and took a look. It was Hua Rong, Wu Song, Song Qing and Chai Jin who were eavesdropping on the roof just now.

All four of them were missing, and they all hid on the roof to eavesdrop!

The four stood up and beat Daoist Wang hard.

Hua Rong yelled as he beat him, "Just don't kill anyone, the officials won't let anyone die when they see blood."

Wu Song let out a "huh" and shouted again in a low voice: "Damn it!"

Song Qing: "Isn't it just hateful, how dare you pretend to be an official!"

Chai Jin fought for a while, then came back to stop everyone, "Wait, wait, I still have something important to ask!"

He picked up Daoist Wang, who had a bruised nose and swollen face and was beaten into a pig's head, "Hey, is what you said true? Ximen Qing is a woman?"

Hua Rong, Wu Song and Song Qing, who were about to make a move, suddenly stopped their movements.

"Hmm...um..." Taoist Wang's mouth was swollen, and he couldn't speak properly at all.

Chai Jin shook his collar violently, "How do you know? What evidence do you have?"

"Uh-huh……"

No matter how he asked, Daoist Wang couldn't explain clearly.

Chai Jin threw him to the ground with an angry face.

He turned to look at Ximen Qingqing who was lying on the table, and swallowed inexplicably.

He stood up and walked towards Ximen Qingqing.

"what are you doing?"

The three of them stopped him with one voice.

Chai Jin turned to look at them, "It's uncomfortable for Dong Lou to lie on his stomach like this, I'll go and put him on the bed."

Wu Song made three steps in parallel, stretched out his hands, and easily hugged Ximen Qingqing,

Hua Rong stood in front of him and reached out to pick it up, "I won't bother you."

Wu Song turned around to avoid Hua Rong's hand.

Song Qing: "Or, let me do it, this kind of hard work..."

Song Qing pounced, and Wu Song dodged again.

Ximen Qingqing was turned around by Wu Song, and his head was almost dizzy.

You put me down quickly, I'm about to throw up.

Chai Jin, Hua Rong and Song Qing just watched Wu Song hug Ximen Qingqing and put her on the bed.

Chai Jin took a step forward and reached out to her.

Wu Song grabbed his wrist.

He stared at Chai Jin with an unfriendly expression, "What is Mr. Chai going to do? Although you are kind to Wu Song, Wu Song will never allow you to insult the officials."

Chai Jin paused, and couldn't help but said, "Don't you want to know whether she is a man or a woman?"

There was silence in the house.

Ask yourself, who doesn't want to know?

The four of them looked at Ximen Qingqing's beautiful face again.

Huarong: "No, no, no!"

He shook his head violently, as if he wanted to shake something out of his mind, "My brother has a wife and a concubine, how could he be a woman?"

Chai Jin murmured: "Perhaps those wives and concubines are also covering up their identities for her."

Hua Rong covered his head, "Is... is it possible?"

Four people you look at me, I look at you.

Song Qing looked at Wu Song who was still hugging the official Ximen, and said to him, "What do you say?"

Wu Song thought for a while, then said in a low voice: "No matter what the truth is, this is the official's private matter. The fact that Ximen Qing is Wu Song's benefactor will not change."

He slowly let go of his hand, "I won't get to the bottom of it."

Huarong fell into confusion.

If Ximen Qing was really a woman, he wouldn't have to carry a sense of guilt and immorality, but is it really necessary to force Ximen Qing to tell the truth?

No.

Hua Rong's eyes gradually became silent, and he said: "I believe everything my brother says, and I will believe whatever he says."

Song Qing breathed out, "Since this is the case, we don't have to force it..."

Chai Jin simply hated iron and steel, why are they all so restrained!

Chai Jin: "Just take a look and understand the truth. If you don't want to do it, then I will do it myself."

He made up his mind and said against the eyes of everyone: "If he is a man, I just take a quick look at him, and it's okay. Even if Donglou wants to pursue him in the future, I will have no complaints; if she is a woman..."

His eyes fell on Ximen Qingqing, who looked extraordinarily gentle and quiet after falling asleep, "I am willing to take responsibility. I will bow to her three times and kowtow nine times to apologize to her, and let her beat and scold me."

His heart is beating around the corner.

After Chai Jin finished speaking, he took a step forward and reached out to Ximen Qingqing.

Ximen Qingqing's heart was beating violently, but he had to force himself to breathe steadily so as not to reveal his secrets.

My God, please help, stop watching the excitement next door!

"No!" Wu Song reached out to stop Chai Jin again.

Chai Jin forcibly reached out, but Wu Song stopped him again. After a few strokes, the two of them knocked a package on Ximen Qingqing's bed to the ground with a wave of their arms at the same time.

The burden was overturned on the ground, and countless books fell out.

Song Qing: "Look at the good things you have done!"

He hurriedly squatted down to pick it up.

Hua Rong also went to help, but when he grabbed a book on the ground, he was completely stunned.

"This... what book is this?"

Hua Rong read out the title of the book, "Jade judge loves the sky and desires the sea, while Hua Niangzi sinks into Fengyue."

His face turned red all of a sudden, "This... this..."

His hands were shaking uncontrollably.

"What do you see?"

Chai Jin also picked up a booklet and casually flipped through two pages, probably meaning——

Chai Shizong of the Great Zhou Dynasty left behind a subjugated princess who lived in seclusion in the mountains since she was a child. One day, the jade-faced judge passed by here. Suddenly there was a heavy rain and there were lights in the distance, so she came to ask for help.

In the middle of the night, Judge Yumian tossed and turned, got up and wandered around the mansion, and found a small path behind the mountain.The judge went up the mountain with an umbrella, and it was raining and foggy. At this moment, a gust of breeze cleared the mist, and he saw a young woman bathing in the hot spring. This woman was none other than the princess.

The princess's name is Chai Jin. She turned around in a hurry, and when she saw a jade-faced gentleman standing on the bank, she was startled at first, but then she couldn't help but secretly congratulated her, and her body softened like spring water.

Ximen Qing smiled knowingly, came across the water, embraced the princess, and said: "A beautiful day, a beautiful woman, don't let time go to waste."

It's just that when the hairpin touches and the clothes ring, the princess misses the passionate man, and the man is too passionate, so don't take the body of a slave, but be that heartless man.

Chai Jin's face was red and black, and his palms tightly gripped the pages of the book.

Wu Song and Song Qing also helped to pick up the book, but after reading what the book was about, both of them also became embarrassed.

However, the most embarrassing person in the room was Ximen Qingqing herself. She was so embarrassed that she could only pretend to be dead, without opening her eyes or opening her mouth.

The four of them kept silent, and after stacking the books, they retreated from the room one by one, dragging Taoist Wang out as well.

After the door closed, Ximen Qingqing, who was lying on the bed, opened his eyes and covered his heart.

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Outside.

Hua Rong asked Chai Jin: "Aren't you going to find out the truth?"

Song Qing: "The only ones who can read that kind of book... are men? After all, my daughter's family is thin-skinned."

Chai Jin coughed, "I think it's true."

Wu Song looked up at him, "Are you too nervous just now and forgot?"

Chai Jin fell silent for a while.

Song Qing: "If you forget it, forget it, what excuses are you looking for?"

Chai Jin turned and pushed the door.

"What are you doing?" Hua Rong stopped him.

Chai Jin: "This is the best opportunity. I'm afraid I won't have this opportunity in the future. I have to go in and have a look."

As he spoke, he turned around and pushed open the door, only to see Ximen Qingqing pulling off his belt and changing his clothes.

The clothes meandered down, and the body inside was indeed a man's body.

Ximen Qingqing raised an eyebrow at the four people at the door, "What's wrong?"

"It's okay, it's okay." Hua Rong dragged Chai Jin to close the door with a disappointed face.

Ximen Qingqing asked carelessly, "What happened just now? Why did I feel so hot and dizzy? Also, what's the matter with this big hole in my roof?"

Wu Song: "We will talk to the officials after they have changed their clothes."

He and Hua Rong quickly closed the door.

Ximen Qingqing stared at the door for a long time, showing an interested smile.

At this time, another Ximen Qingqing came out from the back room.

"Put on your clothes quickly. I asked you to pretend to be a man, not to throw onions."

"Ximen Qingqing" raised an eyebrow at Ximen Qingqing, "I am different from you humans here, I was transformed by tentacles."

Ximen Qingqing waved, "Then I'm not interested either, get dressed quickly!"

"Ximen Qingqing" put on his clothes reluctantly, "In fact, we exist in the universe without clothes."

Ximen Qingqing: "Then you guys are awesome..."

Naia "Ximen Qingqing": "..."

It was nothing at first, but why is it strange to hear your tone?

He put on his clothes and walked slowly to Ximen Qingqing.

Ximen Qingqing took a close look at her beautiful appearance, and she couldn't help sighing: "I am indeed a rare beautiful girl, and I don't lose my beauty when I become a man."

"..."

Your narcissism literally leaves God speechless.

Naia opened her arms and asked with a smile, "Then do you want to feel other parts of your body?"

Ximen Qingqing pressed his forehead and pushed him away, "I still have serious things to do."

She went out of the room and saw the four people still lingering at her door.

Seeing her come out, their expressions became very strange.

The author has something to say: the embarrassing moment when Xiao H was caught~

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