[Water Margin] Ximen is a fake official

The autumn wind was slightly cool, blowing the hem of Ximen Qingqing's clothes.

She held her back with one hand, held the fan in the other, and looked up at the burial hut.

The so-called burial temple refers to the temple in the cemetery.

Ximen Qingqing walked around the cemetery and stopped in front of several grave mounds.

"Donglou, did you find anything?" Chai Jin approached with a smile and asked.

Ximen Qingqing pointed to several graves, "What do you see?"

Chai Jin took a step forward and looked at it carefully.

Song Qing on the side hurriedly said: "Officer, I know that these graves are new graves!"

Chai Jin, who has always been pampered and has no such experience, froze for a moment.

Ximen Qingqing glanced at Song Qing appreciatively, "That's right."

"These graves were buried in a hurry, and the height of the mound was not high enough. It seems that the digging was not deep enough. Whose graves were not dug properly, making it difficult for people to be buried in the ground?"

Ximen Qingqing squatted down, and continued: "It's so shallow, I'm afraid the coffin will be washed out after a few heavy rains."

Chai Jin: "Judging from the surname on the tablet, the deceased is a family member."

Hua Rong: "Did a whole family die at the same time?"

Song Qing shivered, "It's like a demon is haunting me!"

There was a sudden burst of laughter behind him, which made Song Qing's skin crawl.

He looked back, and that person was his sister-in-law "Yan Poxi".

"A demon?"

"Yan Poxi" covered her lips and smiled, "If there is one, I really want to see it."

Everyone looked at the "Yan Poxi" who seemed to be broken somewhere, showing complicated expressions.

Ximen Qingqing coughed, "Get out of here, that Taoist boy will be back soon."

Hua Rong sneaked up to her side and asked her, "Where did you find this guy? Why is it so weird?"

Ximen Qingqing put his fan up in front of his lips, and blinked at him, "Shhh—"

Hua Rong stared at her with wide eyes, his whole body seemed to be hit by an electric current flying from the corner of her eyes, and his tailbone felt numb for an instant.

The door was pulled open with a "squeak", Dao Tong leaned against the door and said impatiently, "Come in."

Several people entered the courtyard and found a Taoist standing in the courtyard.

The Taoist's eyes were fixed on "Yan Poxi" first.

"Yan Poxi" licked her lips, and smiled at him, with a little spring in the corners of her brows and eyes.

Having known him for so long, as soon as he raised his butt... bah, as soon as he raised his eyes, Qiu Guo almost knew what he was going to do.

This guy is probably trying to mess up again.

However, this Taoist didn't look like a good person either.

The Taoist reluctantly withdrew his fiery gaze from "Yan Poxi", and inadvertently glanced aside, he was stunned.

Ximen Qingqing opened his fan to cover his face.

Only then did the Taoist come back to his senses, "Ami... Bah, the poor Taoist has seen you all."

Ximen Qingqing almost laughed out loud.

What kind of Taoist, is it a fake, maybe he pretended to be a monk before, but no, he didn't even change the name of the Buddha.

Ximen Qingqing said, "Sir, we are businessmen passing through your place. I don't know where this place is? What should we call you, sir?"

The Taoist kept looking at her through the cracks in the fan, and the hala almost flowed down.

He squinted his eyes and said with a smile: "This mountain is called Centipede Ridge, and the poor Taoist is here, so it is called the Flying Centipede by the surrounding people, and the poor Taoist family surname is Wang."

"It turned out to be Mr. Wang."

Wang Daoren smiled and pulled Ximen Qingqing's hand, Ximen Qingqing took a step back and avoided it.

Wu Song and the others glared at him.

Huarong: "What are you doing old man!"

Wang Taoist helped his cuffs slightly, and said with a smile: "Isn't this to invite your family officials to come in, come, come, come quickly."

He led a few people to sit in the front hall, and made Dao Tong serve tea, but no one dared to really drink it.

Wang Daoren babbled a lot, just to brag about his strength, and his eyes were dishonestly always gliding towards "Yan Poxi" and Ximen Qingqing.

"Yan Poxi" laughed wildly, as if she got a fun toy.

Ximen Qingqing simply didn't want to think about the fate of this person who dared to dream of mysterious creatures.

She said: "I don't know if the chief has arranged a room for us. We have been exhausted all the way and want to rest earlier."

"Yes, let the boy lead you there."

Wang Daoren called Daotong.

Daotong didn't dare to look at Wang Daoren at all, so he hastily responded.

Ximen Qingqing frowned, seeing the Taoist boy's frightened appearance, could it be that the Taoist did something?

They were led by Dao Tong to the residence.

However, the houses assigned to Chai Jin, Hua Rong, Wu Song and Song Qing were farther away, while the houses assigned to "Yan Poxi" and Ximen Qingqing were closer to the master's residence.

Hua Rong frowned.

Wu Song quit immediately.

Daotong was impatient, "I can't live if I love you, if you don't love me, just get out."

Huarong: "How do you talk like a boy!"

Daotong curled his lips, "Who wants to be this Lao Shizi Daotong? Bah!"

Wu Song frowned, "Separate us so far, what is your husband going to do?"

Dao Tong covered his ears, "I don't know, I don't know, don't ask me!"

This annoying little brat!

Wu Song's eyebrows were raised upright, and he couldn't help but beat him up.

Ximen Qingqing tapped his arm with a fan, signaling him not to get angry.

Wu Song glanced at Ximen Qingqing, a majestic big tiger turned into an honest big cat in an instant.

Ximen Qingqing smiled and said, "It's okay, just live as he ordered."

Chai Jin frowned, "Donglou, even if you are brave and skilled, be careful not to drown a good swimmer."

Ximen Qingqing smiled at him, "Don't worry, everything will be fine."

After all, the one living next to her is a god "beast".

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After leading the way for those men, Daotong led the way for Ximen Qingqing and "Yan Poxi".

Ximen Qingqing saw a little lady's face in a window from a distance.

Before she could see clearly, the little lady quickly closed the window.

Ximen Qingqing turned the fan in his hand into a flower, pressed it to his lips, and asked Tong: "Are there any girls in your nunnery?"

Dao Tong rolled his eyes.

"Say it..."

Ximen Qingqing tilted his head to look at Daotong.

Daotong: "Hmph, there is one, and soon there will be more than one."

"Huh? What do you mean?"

Daotong said unhappily: "It means you are a big fool!"

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

"Yan Poxi" covered her mouth and kept laughing.

Daotong snorted, "What a joke, you're so ugly."

"Yan Poxi": "Oh, what a cute little human being."

Ximen Qingqing hurriedly hugged "Yan Poxi"'s arm, "Okay, okay, thank you, you can leave now."

Daotong glanced at the two of them, then turned to look around.

Ximen Qingqing stared at the back of his head and said in a low voice, "If you need help, you can tell me directly, and I can help you."

Daotong paused in his footsteps, and said angrily, "Take care of yourself!"

He ran away quickly, and paused when he reached the corner, as if he wanted to look back at her, but before he saw her, he quickly turned his head and ran into the corner.

"Yan Poxi": "What did you find?"

Ximen Qingqing glanced at him with a smile, "You see it too, don't you?"

He lowered his head and said softly, "But, I'm more curious about what you'll find from your angle."

Ximen Qingqing's ears felt cold.

She hurriedly covered her ears and moved away from him.

Ximen Qingqing raised his chin at him, "Just wait and see, tonight, that Taoist king will come to you and me."

He looked at her with a smile, his eyes deep.

Ximen Qingqing: "I haven't had time to ask you, have you finished your work? How can you waste so much time by my side?"

He leaned against the wall, fanning the round fan slowly, "My recent task is to watch you."

"Task? Do you still want to assign tasks above your head?"

He covered the lower half of his face, his eyes were flickering, "I'm just an errand runner, it's not that I won't let you go, it's that you provoked us."

"Just like you said, even the existence at the center of the universe, the existence without emotion, will give birth to desires that shouldn't be there because of lowering its head and looking at you a few more times."

Ximen Qingqing: "..."

what to do?I always feel like I'm being watched by a pervert.

However, perverts can also be exploited.

Look, didn't this high and mighty god become her tool... No, she didn't mean that!

Obviously He had read her thoughts from her mind and smiled meaningfully at her.

"Tools... so you've been expecting this, of course, I welcome you anytime, waiting to be used by you."

He bowed slightly.

Ximen Qingqing: "No, I didn't mean that."

"Human beings are so hypocritical, I've seen it all."

"what?"

You can't see countless parallel worlds like my wife, can you?

He frowned, "My wife God? That's a good title."

"..."

He smiled and said, "I haven't seen countless parallel worlds, I only saw one thing."

"what?"

He licked his lips, and said softly, "You bought an amazing book."

Wait, what scripts did I buy, I don’t even remember.

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After Ximen Qingqing returned to his room, he hurriedly took out the notebooks he had bought to read, and found a collection of folk tales called "Jade Faced Judge" in it.

This is probably because she bought too many books, and the boss gave them as extras, right?

Ximen Qingqing curiously flipped through the two pages, which were full of stories about monsters, ghosts and jade-faced judges, some were fragrant, some were heavy, and some were quite educational, which made her cheeks turn red.

One of them tells the story of the jade-faced judge and the tree vine demon. There is also an embroidered image in the story, which shows a person being entangled by vines and hanging upside down in the air.

There is actually a first word——

Moonlit night, windy sky, vine leaves rustling, this murderous and sentimental monster, even if he dies infatuatedly for him, pity my unbearable body.

The lips are close, the face is close, the shirt is rustling, and the sweat is dripping on the leaves, it is a perfect match for a mandarin duck, and it is really incomparable to have an affair.

What a word of tiger and wolf!

Ximen Qingqing hurriedly covered the pages of the book, but was in a panic.

She covered her face and moaned silently.

So, this is known by Him, and you have to substitute yourself, right?

Just then, she heard a knock on the door.

Ximen Qingqing looked up, and before she knew it, it was already sunset. She didn't know how long she had been sitting here reading.

"Who?"

After a while, a voice came from outside the door——

"Little official, I'm here to deliver food."

The voice was greasy and pretended to be gentle, and one could tell it belonged to that Wang Daoist.

Ximen Qingqing hurriedly hid the book, straightened his clothes, and went to open the door.

As soon as the door opened, Taoist Wang was caught by Ximen Qingqing's bright face.

There was still a blush on her cheeks that hadn't dissipated, she looked like a peach blossom covered in a white gauze, and the faint glow made her heart itch uncontrollably.

Daoist Wang looked straight at him immediately, even the halazi was about to flow down.

Ximen Qingqing smiled, and asked him warmly, "What is Mr. Wang doing?"

"Cough!" Taoist Wang came back to his senses and coughed heavily.

"Well, you haven't used dinner yet, so I brought it to you."

Ximen Qingqing: "My companion..."

"Of course someone will send them over there!"

Ximen Qingqing stared at Taoist Wang.

The obscene thoughts in this guy's head almost flowed out of his eyes.

Ximen Qingqing wants to see what he wants to do.

"Thank you Taoist Wang."

She went to get the plate, but Taoist Wang dodged away.

"Send the Buddha to the west, I'll just send it in for you."

Ximen Qingqing; "..."

But you are a Taoist priest, what kind of Buddha do you send? !

Ximen Qingqing had no choice but to let him in.

After Taoist Wang came in, he kicked the door, put down the tray, and rushed towards Ximen Qingqing impatiently.

Ximen Qingqing's smile remained unchanged, "What do you want to do?"

Daoist Wang: "Hey, little lady, what are you pretending to be? Others can't recognize you, but I can't recognize that you are a little lady pretending to be an official!"

Before Ximen Qingqing could react, there was a crisp sound of "Glen" above his head, as if the tile had been touched.

She raised her head and glanced up.

The author has something to say: the poem in it is a poem written in the style of "Jin X Mei", and those words are originally in this tone~

I don't know why, but Centipede Ridge in "Water Margin" always gives me a feeling of "Journey to the West".

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"The big guy came from the mental hospital!" "

On that day, countless people on the earth were forced to enter the doomsday world as doomsday challengers. They struggled to survive in one doomsday world after another and were on the verge of collapse.

World: You are here to struggle to survive and kill each other, where death is real death, cry, break down, human beings!

It was also on that day that the doomsday world began to experience the fear of being dominated by the psychopath Meng Busan!

Meng Busan: You are struggling to survive under my hands. You are on the verge of collapse. Death here is real death. Cry and collapse, the world!Kneel down and beg me, I will let you go~

World: Please, sir, get out of here!

Meng Busan: Hee hee, the world is so fun!Honey, I'm lying to you~

World: Me! @#￥%&*……

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