[Water Margin] Ximen is a fake official
Chapter 101
Ximen Qingqing glanced at their faces, and said with a smile, "What's wrong?"
Hua Rong hesitated to speak.
Wu Song lowered his head.
Chai Jin took a step forward, saluted and said, "I'm sorry, Xiao Ke was rude to the officials before."
Ximen Qingqing: "Oh, then tell me, why are you being rude to me?"
Chai Jin said in a deep voice: "Because Xiao Ke wants to know whether you are a man or a woman."
Ximen Qingqing sneered, "What a joke, am I still a fake official?"
Chai Jin: "Sorry."
Ximen Qingqing passed by Chai Jin, and patted him on the shoulder with a fan, "Don't be smart, Mr. Chai."
"Also, you are so blatantly rude to me, don't you preconceive me as a woman who can be manipulated at will?"
Chai Jin's thoughts seemed to be seen through by her, he couldn't help but look up.
Ximen Qingqing: "I'm watching you, you'd better not be caught by me."
She chuckled, turned and left.
Most men in this era have this limitation, so even if she dies, she cannot easily reveal her real body.
……
Ximen Qingqing came to the room where he saw the woman during the day.
"咚咚-"
She knocked on the door.
After a long time, a low voice came from inside the door asking: "Who? Is it sir? It's so late, so don't ask..."
The woman's voice was timid and weak.
Ximen Qingqing said softly, "Lady, open the door. We have subdued Taoist Wang. I want to ask you something."
There was an exclamation from inside the door, but there was no movement for a long time.
Ximen Qingqing waited patiently for a while before the woman timidly asked, "Really, really?"
Ximen Qingqing: "You will know when you open the door and come out to take a look. Taoist Wang is lying in the courtyard."
The little lady slowly opened the door, and met Ximen Qingqing's eyes.
The little lady looks beautiful and has a unique style.
She tremblingly raised her head and took a look, and she really saw Daoist Wang lying down in the courtyard, surrounded by a circle of big men holding him, she couldn't help sobbing in a low voice.
"Little lady?"
The lady turned to face Ximen Qingqing, and immediately fell to the ground.
Ximen Qingqing hurriedly went to help her, "Little lady, please get up quickly."
The lady cried and said: "Please let the officials be the masters of the slave family."
Ximen Qingqing: "I know you have difficulties, so get up and talk slowly, did Taoist Wang kill your family, and your family is the original owner of this burial?"
The lady looked up in surprise, and even forgot to cry.
"How do officials and outsiders know this?"
Ximen Qingqing helped her up, "When I came here, I saw several new graves buried at the same time, and they were from the same family, so I suspected that this family was killed at the same time."
"Also, the pits where they were buried were shallower, as if they were buried in a hurry."
The lady cried: "Yes, I collected the corpse for my family alone."
Ximen Qingqing: "You are weak and don't know the funeral rules, so you naturally don't know that the pit you dug is too shallow."
The lady burst into tears, "My family and my father and mother used to live under the mountain, and this tomb is also my family's ancestral grave."
Ximen Qingqing: "I see that this is the Zhang family's ancestral grave."
After all, the stele on the grave can write it down.
She patted Mrs. Zhang on the shoulder, "It was that Taoist priest who came to your house and murdered your family?"
The lady nodded repeatedly, "He didn't know where he came from, but he happened to come to my house and said that he knew about yin and yang Fengshui. Dad believed his words and took him to the mountain to see the Fengshui of our family's ancestral grave. What, coaxed father to keep him for several months. After he saw the slave's house that day, he rushed in at night and wanted to belittle the slave's house, but the slave's desperate resistance did not let him succeed."
She covered her face with her hands, "I dare not tell my parents about such a shameful thing. I hesitated for a few days, but this conscientious Taoist actually poisoned my parents, brother and sister-in-law to death, and robbed my family." Going to Centipede Ridge, treating my family all day long... actually treating my family like this in front of our family's ancestral grave! How can my family still be alive!"
Mrs. Zhang put down her hands, her eyes showed hatred, and her eyes were swollen like peaches.
Ximen Qingqing calmly said: "It's not your fault, it's the bad guys who are too bad. No matter what, you have to live well and watch these bad guys pay for their sins."
Mrs. Zhang wiped the tears off her face indiscriminately, "Yes, what Engong said is true."
She stared at Taoist Wang in the courtyard, got up suddenly, and rushed towards him.
"You bastard! You bastard!"
She grabbed and kicked, and kicked Taoist Wang fiercely.
"Ah!" Daoist Wang wanted to resist, but Wu Song pressed his hands and put his hands behind his back. He could only curl up on the ground and struggle like a fish, but he couldn't do anything.
Ximen Qingqing came over and asked him, "Tell me honestly, what else have you committed?"
Daoist Wang wailed and said desperately: "No, no, I robbed her just because I saw her good-looking, and I was fascinated for a while."
Ximen Qingqing shook his head, "No, there must be a case against you. Where did you get that Taoist boy? He must not have volunteered to go up the mountain with you, right?"
Mrs. Zhang raised her head, "Of course not, he also kidnapped that child from another place."
Ximen Qingqing: "Be honest! You should know that if I ask you one more time, your crime will be aggravated."
Mrs. Zhang jumped ahead of Taoist Wang and said: "He is very proficient in the business of killing, burning and looting, and got a lot of gold."
Daoist Wang: "You fart, ouch!"
Just as Taoist Wang was about to jump up, Hua Rong kicked him down.
Ximen Qingqing: "Okay, since you won't cry when you see the coffin, right? Then go see the official with me!"
Daoist Wang: "I'm recruiting, I'm recruiting! Don't take me to an official!"
He hurriedly told what he had done before. It turned out that he used to be a bandit, and later he committed a crime and was arrested by the public. He had no choice but to pretend to be a Taoist priest and start bluffing. Whenever he saw a rich family, his hands would itch. Steal one.
Later, when he came to Zhang Taigong's house and saw that their young lady was beautiful, he had evil thoughts and did something like poisoning Zhang Taigong's family and slapping their daughter.
Taoist Wang said pitifully: "Officer, I've recruited them all, so just let me go."
Ximen Qingqing nodded, "Okay, I'll arrest you and see the officer."
"Ah! Why! You don't count what you say, but I'll recruit you!"
Ximen Qingqing tilted his head, pointed his forehead with the tip of his fan, and said with a smirk: "Well said, but I promised you, you have recruited, so I won't arrest you to see the official?"
Taoist Wang: "..."
Grass!By donkey!
Ximen Qingqing asked Wu Song and Hua Rong to tie up Taoist Wang and leave here in the daytime to take him to see the official.
Wu Song and Hua Rong dragged the Taoist priest with four tied hooves into a room.
Mrs. Zhang was still kneeling on the ground and weeping.
Ximen Qingqing sighed, took off an extra coat that he had put on when he went out, and put it on Mrs. Zhang's shoulders.
"It's cold and the dew is heavy. You should rest early. I will take you to the government office tomorrow morning and let you see what happens to this murderer."
Mrs. Zhang felt hot.
Holding her coat, she looked at Ximen Qingqing timidly, "I don't know how I should call my benefactor?"
Ximen Qingqing: "I am Ximen Qing."
Mrs. Zhang was startled, "So it's the jade-faced judge Ximen."
She bent down again, her forehead fell heavily on the ground, and kowtowed to Ximen Qingqing.
No matter how Ximen Qingqing tried to stop her, she didn't stop her.
Ximen Qingqing knelt down in front of her and told her, "What are your plans from now on?"
Mrs. Zhang: "My family is already a ruined body, and I probably can only spend my days looking at this tomb."
Ximen Qingqing said in a deep voice: "No, you have many choices. It's not uncommon for a woman to lose her virginity and remarry. Why do you have to trap yourself in this small place for the rest of your life?"
"You have been snatched up the mountain by him for so long, and the folks in your village don't come to rescue you or report to the officials. You can imagine what kind of people they are. You don't have to miss your homeland. How about going to other cities with me?"
Madam Zhang looked up at Ximen Qingqing's face, feeling that the starlight all over the sky could not compare to his pity on her.
Her heart felt as if it was being roasted by charcoal fire, burning a little bit.
Mrs. Zhang sensed her intentions, lowered her head awkwardly, and said in a low voice: "Officer, the Rongnu family should think about it carefully."
Ximen Qingqing nodded, "Okay, okay, think about it slowly, then get up first, and let the ground cool down."
She helped Mrs. Zhang up.
Mrs. Zhang only felt that the place he touched was hot.
She had also heard a book about the jade-faced judge Ximen Qing, and the storyteller described the beauty of the official Ximen in complicated and gorgeous language. After listening to it, she felt that it was a bit too much. How could there be such a good-looking person?But now when I see it, I realize that the real person is far better than what is said in the book.
He is still so gentle, I don't know if the real person is as affectionate as the book said.
With her head drooping and her ears turning red, she hurried back to her room.
Ximen Qingqing watched her leave.
The next moment, she saw a small head protruding from the corner of the room.
Ximen Qingqing waved to the child.
Daotong trotted over.
His eyes were bright, obviously he didn't know how long he had been hiding there watching.
"Hey, you are amazing, you actually tied that fellow like this!"
Ximen Qingqing: "It's not that I'm good, it's that there are good people around me."
Dao Tong's eyes became brighter, "Then can I follow you? I also want to become powerful!"
Ximen Qingqing asked patiently, "Where's your family?"
Daotong rolled his eyes, "It's gone!"
Ximen Qingqing knocked him on the head with a fan, "How dare you lie in front of me? Don't you really know what I do?"
Daotong's eyes brightened, "I know! I heard it all just now. You are the Ximen Qing who can communicate with ghosts and gods, and can go to heaven and earth, right? I want you to be my master, and I want to learn skills."
Ximen Qingqing: "..."
How many versions are there about my words?I feel like there is a "Dream of Red Mansions" version, there is a "Jin X Mei" version, and now there is even a "Journey to the West" version?
Ximen Qingqing opened the fan and said calmly: "Then you are mistaken. I don't have the supernatural powers in the story. I am just an ordinary person, a mortal who is dedicated to finding the murderer and revealing the truth."
Daotong stared, "Then what do you rely on to solve the case?"
Ximen Qingqing tapped his temple with a fan, tilted his head and smiled, "Using this, human wisdom is more terrifying than ghosts and gods."
Daotong looked disbelieving.
Ximen Qingqing: "How did you get caught?"
Dao Tong: "There was a lantern festival in the city, so I went to see it. Who knows why, I was targeted by that guy. He saw that I was innocent, so he snatched me back and became a Taoist boy for him."
"So your family is still there?"
Daotong groaned, unwilling to tell the truth.
Ximen Qingqing: "Tomorrow morning I will arrest you and go to see the officials, let's see if you can tell me."
Daotong clutched his butt in a panic, "I, I don't want to be beaten! Okay, okay, can I tell the truth? My family should be there, hey, why go home, I just think you are amazing, I want to learn from you."
Ximen Qingqing ignored him.
He began to snark: "Hey! I warn you, if you don't accept me, I will deliberately discredit you and tell others that I am with that stinky Taoist priest."
Ximen Qingqing turned around and stared at him coldly.
Dao Tong was taken aback, but said harshly, "I'm not afraid of you, if you don't accept me, I will come and kill you in the future!"
Ximen Qingqing pressed his head, smiled coldly and said, "I think you should learn how to be a human being first."
"When we first met, your cynical and sarcastic face was too rude. Looking at it, I knew that you must have been pampered by your family. You have not suffered well. You are selfish to yourself and ruthless to others."
Ximen Qingqing stared at him, "If you don't change, we may meet in prison in the future."
Dao Tong was startled by her, and cursed, "What, how dare you look down on me, what kind of jade-faced official are you, let me tell my parents!"
Ximen Qingqing looked at him with folded arms, and said coolly: "Oh, don't you rely on me to find your parents? Since you are like this, I won't take you there."
Dao Tong widened his eyes.
He had never seen an adult who was as knowledgeable as a child.
"you you!"
Ximen Qingqing smiled, "What are you, don't think that you are a bear and I will let you go, no, I can show you, what does it mean that I am worse than you, has Mr. Xiong seen it?"
Daotong directly spit and pooh at him.
Ximen Qingqing took a step back, and she told Song Qing, "Hold him down for me."
Song Qing rolled up his sleeves, without asking why, he just caught up with Daotong and held him down.
Dao Tong: "Grass! What kind of bullshit are you! Ahhh, I'm going to kill you! No, I'm going to rape you!"
Ximen Qingqing frowned, this child was already spoiled, and he had been exposed to these dirty tricks by Taoist Wang, and he didn't know what would happen in the future.
She squeezed her fingers and beat Dao Tong's ass.
Dao Tong was stubborn at first, but later he only had the strength to cry.
Ximen Qingqing said bitterly: "It doesn't matter if you hate me or sue me, but I have to let you remember this lesson, not everything can be done, not everything can be said!"
"Child, don't do evil because of small things. If you don't know how to be a human being, I will teach you how to be a human being!"
Daotong cried with snot and tears, and his whole face wrinkled, "I know I was wrong! Don't hit me, please forgive me, I know I was wrong."
Ximen Qingqing withdrew his hand, "Don't let me send you to the government with my own hands in the future."
She looked at Song Qing, "Let him go."
Song Qing let go of his hand immediately.
Daotong glared at her, clutched his buttocks crying, and ran away with a limp.
Song Qing scratched his head and asked Ximen Qingqing, "Aren't you too... He is still a child. My parents haven't disciplined my elder brother and me since we were young, so we are fine..."
Ximen Qingqing stared at him, "That's why your brother has only become a wanted criminal now, and you have been covering him all the way. Speaking of which, you are also guilty. This is just an opportunity for you to perform crimes and make meritorious deeds. Why? You want to be beaten too?"
Song Qing shivered, and subconsciously covered his buttocks.
Ximen Qingqing turned around and saw Chai Jin not far away, looking at him with a disheartened face.
Chai Jin looked at her, embarrassed and tired.
Ximen Qingqing stood in front of him, and said calmly: "Sometimes, Lord Xiong is scarier than bear children, especially the powerful Lord Xiong."
"What makes you think that you can do the disrespectful thing to me before and still keep me from getting angry? Is it because your family has the throne to inherit? It's a pity that Da Zhou died long ago!"
Ximen Qingqing's words pierced Chai Jin's heart directly.
He didn't even understand a little bit.
Chai Jin: "I... sorry."
Although Ximen Qingqing smiled, there was no smile in his eyes, "You are really spoiled by doing this. You have been spoiled by your good life and the gang of desperadoes you gathered."
"Mr. Chai, be more cautious towards me. I also want to beat you up justifiably."
Chai Jin froze when he heard the sound, and subconsciously blocked his butt.
Ximen Qingqing: "..."
When I say beating, I don't mean spanking specifically, what are you all doing with your butts covered!
The author has something to say: Ximen Qingqing: I won’t let any of you bear, Mr. Xiong! [○?`Д??○]
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I found out that a little angel misunderstood me. I haven’t finished the series of Su’s famous works. It’s just that the four famous works are finished. I’m going to change to other famous works. Considering the Chinese classics, it is better to start with folk tales such as The Legend of the White Snake, or to read Liaozhai later. It is better to read Liaozhai.
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感谢在2020-03-0723:31:35~2020-03-0823:48:38期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: it was originally one from Jiutianxi Zhongzhou;
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of a naughty child;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Hua Rong hesitated to speak.
Wu Song lowered his head.
Chai Jin took a step forward, saluted and said, "I'm sorry, Xiao Ke was rude to the officials before."
Ximen Qingqing: "Oh, then tell me, why are you being rude to me?"
Chai Jin said in a deep voice: "Because Xiao Ke wants to know whether you are a man or a woman."
Ximen Qingqing sneered, "What a joke, am I still a fake official?"
Chai Jin: "Sorry."
Ximen Qingqing passed by Chai Jin, and patted him on the shoulder with a fan, "Don't be smart, Mr. Chai."
"Also, you are so blatantly rude to me, don't you preconceive me as a woman who can be manipulated at will?"
Chai Jin's thoughts seemed to be seen through by her, he couldn't help but look up.
Ximen Qingqing: "I'm watching you, you'd better not be caught by me."
She chuckled, turned and left.
Most men in this era have this limitation, so even if she dies, she cannot easily reveal her real body.
……
Ximen Qingqing came to the room where he saw the woman during the day.
"咚咚-"
She knocked on the door.
After a long time, a low voice came from inside the door asking: "Who? Is it sir? It's so late, so don't ask..."
The woman's voice was timid and weak.
Ximen Qingqing said softly, "Lady, open the door. We have subdued Taoist Wang. I want to ask you something."
There was an exclamation from inside the door, but there was no movement for a long time.
Ximen Qingqing waited patiently for a while before the woman timidly asked, "Really, really?"
Ximen Qingqing: "You will know when you open the door and come out to take a look. Taoist Wang is lying in the courtyard."
The little lady slowly opened the door, and met Ximen Qingqing's eyes.
The little lady looks beautiful and has a unique style.
She tremblingly raised her head and took a look, and she really saw Daoist Wang lying down in the courtyard, surrounded by a circle of big men holding him, she couldn't help sobbing in a low voice.
"Little lady?"
The lady turned to face Ximen Qingqing, and immediately fell to the ground.
Ximen Qingqing hurriedly went to help her, "Little lady, please get up quickly."
The lady cried and said: "Please let the officials be the masters of the slave family."
Ximen Qingqing: "I know you have difficulties, so get up and talk slowly, did Taoist Wang kill your family, and your family is the original owner of this burial?"
The lady looked up in surprise, and even forgot to cry.
"How do officials and outsiders know this?"
Ximen Qingqing helped her up, "When I came here, I saw several new graves buried at the same time, and they were from the same family, so I suspected that this family was killed at the same time."
"Also, the pits where they were buried were shallower, as if they were buried in a hurry."
The lady cried: "Yes, I collected the corpse for my family alone."
Ximen Qingqing: "You are weak and don't know the funeral rules, so you naturally don't know that the pit you dug is too shallow."
The lady burst into tears, "My family and my father and mother used to live under the mountain, and this tomb is also my family's ancestral grave."
Ximen Qingqing: "I see that this is the Zhang family's ancestral grave."
After all, the stele on the grave can write it down.
She patted Mrs. Zhang on the shoulder, "It was that Taoist priest who came to your house and murdered your family?"
The lady nodded repeatedly, "He didn't know where he came from, but he happened to come to my house and said that he knew about yin and yang Fengshui. Dad believed his words and took him to the mountain to see the Fengshui of our family's ancestral grave. What, coaxed father to keep him for several months. After he saw the slave's house that day, he rushed in at night and wanted to belittle the slave's house, but the slave's desperate resistance did not let him succeed."
She covered her face with her hands, "I dare not tell my parents about such a shameful thing. I hesitated for a few days, but this conscientious Taoist actually poisoned my parents, brother and sister-in-law to death, and robbed my family." Going to Centipede Ridge, treating my family all day long... actually treating my family like this in front of our family's ancestral grave! How can my family still be alive!"
Mrs. Zhang put down her hands, her eyes showed hatred, and her eyes were swollen like peaches.
Ximen Qingqing calmly said: "It's not your fault, it's the bad guys who are too bad. No matter what, you have to live well and watch these bad guys pay for their sins."
Mrs. Zhang wiped the tears off her face indiscriminately, "Yes, what Engong said is true."
She stared at Taoist Wang in the courtyard, got up suddenly, and rushed towards him.
"You bastard! You bastard!"
She grabbed and kicked, and kicked Taoist Wang fiercely.
"Ah!" Daoist Wang wanted to resist, but Wu Song pressed his hands and put his hands behind his back. He could only curl up on the ground and struggle like a fish, but he couldn't do anything.
Ximen Qingqing came over and asked him, "Tell me honestly, what else have you committed?"
Daoist Wang wailed and said desperately: "No, no, I robbed her just because I saw her good-looking, and I was fascinated for a while."
Ximen Qingqing shook his head, "No, there must be a case against you. Where did you get that Taoist boy? He must not have volunteered to go up the mountain with you, right?"
Mrs. Zhang raised her head, "Of course not, he also kidnapped that child from another place."
Ximen Qingqing: "Be honest! You should know that if I ask you one more time, your crime will be aggravated."
Mrs. Zhang jumped ahead of Taoist Wang and said: "He is very proficient in the business of killing, burning and looting, and got a lot of gold."
Daoist Wang: "You fart, ouch!"
Just as Taoist Wang was about to jump up, Hua Rong kicked him down.
Ximen Qingqing: "Okay, since you won't cry when you see the coffin, right? Then go see the official with me!"
Daoist Wang: "I'm recruiting, I'm recruiting! Don't take me to an official!"
He hurriedly told what he had done before. It turned out that he used to be a bandit, and later he committed a crime and was arrested by the public. He had no choice but to pretend to be a Taoist priest and start bluffing. Whenever he saw a rich family, his hands would itch. Steal one.
Later, when he came to Zhang Taigong's house and saw that their young lady was beautiful, he had evil thoughts and did something like poisoning Zhang Taigong's family and slapping their daughter.
Taoist Wang said pitifully: "Officer, I've recruited them all, so just let me go."
Ximen Qingqing nodded, "Okay, I'll arrest you and see the officer."
"Ah! Why! You don't count what you say, but I'll recruit you!"
Ximen Qingqing tilted his head, pointed his forehead with the tip of his fan, and said with a smirk: "Well said, but I promised you, you have recruited, so I won't arrest you to see the official?"
Taoist Wang: "..."
Grass!By donkey!
Ximen Qingqing asked Wu Song and Hua Rong to tie up Taoist Wang and leave here in the daytime to take him to see the official.
Wu Song and Hua Rong dragged the Taoist priest with four tied hooves into a room.
Mrs. Zhang was still kneeling on the ground and weeping.
Ximen Qingqing sighed, took off an extra coat that he had put on when he went out, and put it on Mrs. Zhang's shoulders.
"It's cold and the dew is heavy. You should rest early. I will take you to the government office tomorrow morning and let you see what happens to this murderer."
Mrs. Zhang felt hot.
Holding her coat, she looked at Ximen Qingqing timidly, "I don't know how I should call my benefactor?"
Ximen Qingqing: "I am Ximen Qing."
Mrs. Zhang was startled, "So it's the jade-faced judge Ximen."
She bent down again, her forehead fell heavily on the ground, and kowtowed to Ximen Qingqing.
No matter how Ximen Qingqing tried to stop her, she didn't stop her.
Ximen Qingqing knelt down in front of her and told her, "What are your plans from now on?"
Mrs. Zhang: "My family is already a ruined body, and I probably can only spend my days looking at this tomb."
Ximen Qingqing said in a deep voice: "No, you have many choices. It's not uncommon for a woman to lose her virginity and remarry. Why do you have to trap yourself in this small place for the rest of your life?"
"You have been snatched up the mountain by him for so long, and the folks in your village don't come to rescue you or report to the officials. You can imagine what kind of people they are. You don't have to miss your homeland. How about going to other cities with me?"
Madam Zhang looked up at Ximen Qingqing's face, feeling that the starlight all over the sky could not compare to his pity on her.
Her heart felt as if it was being roasted by charcoal fire, burning a little bit.
Mrs. Zhang sensed her intentions, lowered her head awkwardly, and said in a low voice: "Officer, the Rongnu family should think about it carefully."
Ximen Qingqing nodded, "Okay, okay, think about it slowly, then get up first, and let the ground cool down."
She helped Mrs. Zhang up.
Mrs. Zhang only felt that the place he touched was hot.
She had also heard a book about the jade-faced judge Ximen Qing, and the storyteller described the beauty of the official Ximen in complicated and gorgeous language. After listening to it, she felt that it was a bit too much. How could there be such a good-looking person?But now when I see it, I realize that the real person is far better than what is said in the book.
He is still so gentle, I don't know if the real person is as affectionate as the book said.
With her head drooping and her ears turning red, she hurried back to her room.
Ximen Qingqing watched her leave.
The next moment, she saw a small head protruding from the corner of the room.
Ximen Qingqing waved to the child.
Daotong trotted over.
His eyes were bright, obviously he didn't know how long he had been hiding there watching.
"Hey, you are amazing, you actually tied that fellow like this!"
Ximen Qingqing: "It's not that I'm good, it's that there are good people around me."
Dao Tong's eyes became brighter, "Then can I follow you? I also want to become powerful!"
Ximen Qingqing asked patiently, "Where's your family?"
Daotong rolled his eyes, "It's gone!"
Ximen Qingqing knocked him on the head with a fan, "How dare you lie in front of me? Don't you really know what I do?"
Daotong's eyes brightened, "I know! I heard it all just now. You are the Ximen Qing who can communicate with ghosts and gods, and can go to heaven and earth, right? I want you to be my master, and I want to learn skills."
Ximen Qingqing: "..."
How many versions are there about my words?I feel like there is a "Dream of Red Mansions" version, there is a "Jin X Mei" version, and now there is even a "Journey to the West" version?
Ximen Qingqing opened the fan and said calmly: "Then you are mistaken. I don't have the supernatural powers in the story. I am just an ordinary person, a mortal who is dedicated to finding the murderer and revealing the truth."
Daotong stared, "Then what do you rely on to solve the case?"
Ximen Qingqing tapped his temple with a fan, tilted his head and smiled, "Using this, human wisdom is more terrifying than ghosts and gods."
Daotong looked disbelieving.
Ximen Qingqing: "How did you get caught?"
Dao Tong: "There was a lantern festival in the city, so I went to see it. Who knows why, I was targeted by that guy. He saw that I was innocent, so he snatched me back and became a Taoist boy for him."
"So your family is still there?"
Daotong groaned, unwilling to tell the truth.
Ximen Qingqing: "Tomorrow morning I will arrest you and go to see the officials, let's see if you can tell me."
Daotong clutched his butt in a panic, "I, I don't want to be beaten! Okay, okay, can I tell the truth? My family should be there, hey, why go home, I just think you are amazing, I want to learn from you."
Ximen Qingqing ignored him.
He began to snark: "Hey! I warn you, if you don't accept me, I will deliberately discredit you and tell others that I am with that stinky Taoist priest."
Ximen Qingqing turned around and stared at him coldly.
Dao Tong was taken aback, but said harshly, "I'm not afraid of you, if you don't accept me, I will come and kill you in the future!"
Ximen Qingqing pressed his head, smiled coldly and said, "I think you should learn how to be a human being first."
"When we first met, your cynical and sarcastic face was too rude. Looking at it, I knew that you must have been pampered by your family. You have not suffered well. You are selfish to yourself and ruthless to others."
Ximen Qingqing stared at him, "If you don't change, we may meet in prison in the future."
Dao Tong was startled by her, and cursed, "What, how dare you look down on me, what kind of jade-faced official are you, let me tell my parents!"
Ximen Qingqing looked at him with folded arms, and said coolly: "Oh, don't you rely on me to find your parents? Since you are like this, I won't take you there."
Dao Tong widened his eyes.
He had never seen an adult who was as knowledgeable as a child.
"you you!"
Ximen Qingqing smiled, "What are you, don't think that you are a bear and I will let you go, no, I can show you, what does it mean that I am worse than you, has Mr. Xiong seen it?"
Daotong directly spit and pooh at him.
Ximen Qingqing took a step back, and she told Song Qing, "Hold him down for me."
Song Qing rolled up his sleeves, without asking why, he just caught up with Daotong and held him down.
Dao Tong: "Grass! What kind of bullshit are you! Ahhh, I'm going to kill you! No, I'm going to rape you!"
Ximen Qingqing frowned, this child was already spoiled, and he had been exposed to these dirty tricks by Taoist Wang, and he didn't know what would happen in the future.
She squeezed her fingers and beat Dao Tong's ass.
Dao Tong was stubborn at first, but later he only had the strength to cry.
Ximen Qingqing said bitterly: "It doesn't matter if you hate me or sue me, but I have to let you remember this lesson, not everything can be done, not everything can be said!"
"Child, don't do evil because of small things. If you don't know how to be a human being, I will teach you how to be a human being!"
Daotong cried with snot and tears, and his whole face wrinkled, "I know I was wrong! Don't hit me, please forgive me, I know I was wrong."
Ximen Qingqing withdrew his hand, "Don't let me send you to the government with my own hands in the future."
She looked at Song Qing, "Let him go."
Song Qing let go of his hand immediately.
Daotong glared at her, clutched his buttocks crying, and ran away with a limp.
Song Qing scratched his head and asked Ximen Qingqing, "Aren't you too... He is still a child. My parents haven't disciplined my elder brother and me since we were young, so we are fine..."
Ximen Qingqing stared at him, "That's why your brother has only become a wanted criminal now, and you have been covering him all the way. Speaking of which, you are also guilty. This is just an opportunity for you to perform crimes and make meritorious deeds. Why? You want to be beaten too?"
Song Qing shivered, and subconsciously covered his buttocks.
Ximen Qingqing turned around and saw Chai Jin not far away, looking at him with a disheartened face.
Chai Jin looked at her, embarrassed and tired.
Ximen Qingqing stood in front of him, and said calmly: "Sometimes, Lord Xiong is scarier than bear children, especially the powerful Lord Xiong."
"What makes you think that you can do the disrespectful thing to me before and still keep me from getting angry? Is it because your family has the throne to inherit? It's a pity that Da Zhou died long ago!"
Ximen Qingqing's words pierced Chai Jin's heart directly.
He didn't even understand a little bit.
Chai Jin: "I... sorry."
Although Ximen Qingqing smiled, there was no smile in his eyes, "You are really spoiled by doing this. You have been spoiled by your good life and the gang of desperadoes you gathered."
"Mr. Chai, be more cautious towards me. I also want to beat you up justifiably."
Chai Jin froze when he heard the sound, and subconsciously blocked his butt.
Ximen Qingqing: "..."
When I say beating, I don't mean spanking specifically, what are you all doing with your butts covered!
The author has something to say: Ximen Qingqing: I won’t let any of you bear, Mr. Xiong! [○?`Д??○]
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I found out that a little angel misunderstood me. I haven’t finished the series of Su’s famous works. It’s just that the four famous works are finished. I’m going to change to other famous works. Considering the Chinese classics, it is better to start with folk tales such as The Legend of the White Snake, or to read Liaozhai later. It is better to read Liaozhai.
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感谢在2020-03-0723:31:35~2020-03-0823:48:38期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: it was originally one from Jiutianxi Zhongzhou;
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of a naughty child;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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