That facial paralysis you dropped your book

"I still want to ask you what's going on!" Guo Jie stared at the other party dumbfounded, and then at the bewildered man sitting next to him who was holding his hand, he frowned suddenly: "Fuck, you wouldn't do anything to be sorry for your partner, would you?"

"What?" The expression on the other side became a little subtle, he looked at Guo Jie with a look of "what the hell are you talking about", "My wife said to introduce me to... oh!" , was pinched severely by the person beside him, and ended the sentence with an unpleasant howl.

Guo Jie glanced at the two people in front of him inexplicably, and then turned his head to look at Lu Chen who was standing next to him watching the show with a blank expression. He felt more and more doubts in his heart: "What's going on?"

Lu Chen raised his hand unhurriedly, and held Guo Jie's hand firmly, regardless of whether the other party wanted it or not.It wasn't until Guo Jie gave up trying to break free that he said slowly, "He has a partner, so stop thinking about him."

Guo Jie: "Huh?" Brother, why don't I understand what you are talking about?

Guo Jie felt that Lu Chen might be a bit poisonous. He glanced at Xu Wen who was sitting motionless from beginning to end, and then at Jin Haoyan beside him with a face of "Who am I where am I?" It seems that I don't understand the way of the world more and more.

As if seeing that he didn't understand, Lu Chen explained to him with a very good conscience: "He is his object." Lu Chen pointed to Xu Wen first, and then pointed to Jin Haoyan who was sitting next to Xu Wen. , but before Guo Jie showed shock on his face, Lu Chen's next sentence was so startled that his jaw almost dropped to the ground, "So don't think about him anymore, it's impossible for you two."

"I'm thinking about him?" Guo Jie, who finally came to his senses, looked at Lu Chen with a face of "Are you kidding me?", pointing at Xu Wen for a while, and pointing at himself for a while.After seeing Lu Chen nod his head solemnly, Guo Jie felt that he was not well.

"Isn't he your boyfriend?!" He couldn't help calling out, and because he didn't control the volume well, he managed to attract a lot of curious eyes.Especially when the melon-eating crowd who love to watch find out that all the protagonists are men, their curious eyes become more and more enthusiastic.

Feeling that he couldn't stand the enthusiastic gaze of the melon-eating crowd, Guo Jie wanted to pull away, but Lu Chen didn't seem to care about being surrounded by people. Instead, he grabbed Guo Jie who was about to leave, stared into his eyes solemnly, and said a word One sentence: "I don't have that kind of relationship with him, I'm still a, um... a single dog with a fragrance."

Guo Jie is very suspicious that he learned these words from his Weibo. Looking at his serious self-proclaimed "single dog exuding fragrance", Guo Jie feels that he can't help but laugh out loud, but In order to save face, he still held back abruptly.

Looking at Guo Jie's painfully distorted cheeks because he couldn't help laughing, he seemed to realize that what he just said was a little funny, so Lu Chen raised his free hand, patted his shoulder, and said solemnly: "If you want to laugh, just laugh." Laugh it out."

Then he was sprayed with saliva by Guo Jie.

Looking at Guo Jie who was laughing so hard, Lu Chen smiled helplessly. After Guo Jie had laughed enough, he turned his attention to Xu Wen who had been a melon eater for a long time. Xu Wen nodded and stood up. He walked up to Guo Jie and patted him on the shoulder: "Don't worry, I have absolutely no such relationship with Ah Chen. After all, I have no interest in people who are related to me by blood."

Guo Jie: "???"

What did he hear?The amount of information is a bit large, so let him digest it for a while?

Looking at Guo Jie who was staring at Xu Wen with dull eyes, Lu Chen suddenly felt a little uncomfortable, he stretched out his hand and turned Guo Jie around, making him face himself: "He is my cousin, the son of my mother and her sister. .”

Guo Jie felt that his heart had completely collapsed. Are Lu Chen and Xu Wen related by blood?So what was he hesitating about before?Damn dick.

Guo Jie stared at Lu Chen subconsciously, but felt that all of this was made up by himself. He didn't seem to have any valid reason to blame others, so he lowered his head after staring for a while.

Seemingly unable to bear Guo Jie's continued obsession, Lu Chen said "Excuse me" to Xu Wen and Jin Haoyan who were still watching the show, pulled Guo Jie who was still in a trance, and walked out of "If you can't die, you need money".

When Guo Jie came to his senses, he was already standing in a very dark place.

Staring blankly at Lu Chen who blocked himself in the corner of the wall with his hands on his face, Guo Jie's first reaction was to lift his leg and kick him in the crotch.

And he did.

"Guo Jie, I..." Lu Chen, who was staring into his eyes one second and speaking very seriously, covered his crotch and bent down the next second.

Guo Jie: "..."

Worse, he seems to have done something bad.

"Are you... are you okay...?" Guo Jie knelt down and poked his head out to look at Lu Chen who was twisted in pain. Lu Chen raised his head and turned his twitching cheeks to Guo Jie: " What do you say?"

"Ahahahaha..." Guo Jie laughed dryly, scratched his head and wanted to find a cold joke to break the awkward atmosphere at the moment, but he just glanced away and felt something soft on his lips. covered.

So he subconsciously slapped him.

So Lu Chen, who had finally endured the severe pain in his crotch, had another red five-fingerprint on his cheek.

Resigned to his fate, Lu Chen withdrew his head, rubbed his cheeks that were starting to tingle, and couldn't help complaining about Guo Jie's hand strength in his heart.But it's just a complaint, after all, he has more important things to do.

"Guo Jie, I want to ask you a question."

Seeing Lu Chen with a serious face, Guo Jie suddenly became nervous. He stood up hastily and straightened his back: "Boss, tell me, what's the matter."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"..."

Does the grass mud horse have any opinions on single dogs? !

So Lu Chen got kicked on the knee again.

Feeling that he may have suffered a bloody disaster today, Lu Chen expressed that he was wronged.

"I just want to ask if you are short of a partner! Damn it!" said Boss Lu, who was roaring while hugging his painful knee.

"...Need, what are you doing?" Apparently not understanding Lu Chen's purpose, Guo Jie replied stupidly, and then continued to stare blankly at Lu Chen hugging his poor knee.

"What are you doing, what else can you do? I'm asking you if you want to stay with me, what are you doing?" Angry people will always be stimulated to the language talent hidden deep in their hearts, just like Lu Chen at the moment, saying After a series of confessions that smelled of corn stubble, Lu Chen who came back to his senses suddenly felt his old face a little hot, so he lowered his head and stared at his poor knee.

Hearing what Lu Chen said just now, Guo Jie felt a "buzz" in his head, and then his whole face felt like it was about to burn.

"Are you serious?" Guo Jie asked, his own voice trembling in his ears.

"Seriously." Lu Chen, who stopped hugging his knees, stood up straight, looking at Guo Jie's eyes without blinking.

Guo Jie opened his mouth. In fact, he already had an answer in his heart, but suddenly he couldn't say it. The dry throat made him feel like he couldn't even utter a single sound.

"I... ah!!" When he finally made up his mind to speak, a small white figure drifting past behind Lu Chen scared Guo Jie into screaming.

Hugging the brat who suddenly threw himself into his arms, Lu Chen turned his head, looked viciously at the guy who was wearing something like a bed sheet dangling behind him, and after mouthing "Get out", Then he turned his head and looked at Guo Jie, who was desperately hugging him: "So do you agree to me?"

The people who had been enjoying themselves suddenly froze after hearing his words. He was silent for a while, and said hesitantly, "I have to think about it..."

"Oh, then you think about it, I'll go first." Lu Chen pushed him away unceremoniously, but before he turned around, Guo Jie stuck to him again like a big brown candy.

"I promise, I promise, I promise, take me out, okay..." Guo Jie hugged Lu Chen's waist tightly with both hands, with the air of "if you don't let go, I'll strangle you to death".

Hearing that there was already some familiar acrimony in his voice, Lu Chen didn't intend to push him anymore, so he just carried him towards the door.

Feeling the light shining, Guo Jie finally raised his head from Lu Chen's embrace.Because he was moved by the caress of the sun, he was quickly washed away by the familiar surroundings. He looked left and right, then turned around suddenly, and he saw the familiar signboard.

"I said, why is it so dark, and there is an inexplicable white shadow drifting past..." Guo Jie turned his head slowly, gritted his teeth and looked at Lu Chen: "You have a plan?!"

Lu Chen, who had been looking at him all the time, suddenly started to gaze at him. Guo Jie became angry when he saw his look of "Oh, the sky is so blue, the grass is so green, the air is so fresh". With a red right cheek, he raised his left hand and sent him a crisp and loud!

Big ear scraper.

Lu Chen: "...it hurts."

Guo Jie felt that he had discovered another side of Lu Chen that had never been revealed to others. He followed behind Lu Chen, looking up at the back of his head very proudly.

Just walking, Guo Jie suddenly felt that he was beginning to have a honey mood, and he suddenly felt that the back of Lu Chen's head was like a /tear/bomb, which made his tear glands a little sour.

Walking silently all the way to the car, Lu Chen, who stopped, did not open the car door and sit in, but suddenly turned around and hugged Guo Jie who was still a little dazed.Guo Jie was taken aback by his sudden movement, and subconsciously stretched out his hand to push his chest, but before he could exert any force, he heard Lu Chen whisper in his ear: "Trust me. I am very happy." serious."

Guo Jie, who suddenly felt his nose was sore, sniffed, and patted Lu Chen's back vigorously: "Okay, but I agreed in advance, if I'm hungry, I'll leave."

As soon as he finished speaking, Guo Jie was pushed away forcefully by Lu Chen. Before he could recover, he found himself being dragged away by Lu Chen's wrist again.

"Oh shit, what are you doing?!"

"Take you to eat."

"……Um."

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_(:3」∠)_I’ve been waiting for you for a long time, this is the end, yes, please don’t hit me _(:3」∠)_There will be a small episode, but it will take a while to update, because the priority will be recently Consider filling the hole, meow meow