That facial paralysis you dropped your book

Guo Jie was not happy.He has been together with Lu Chen for almost a month, but apart from moving to the master bedroom, he feels that his life is no different from when he was single.

And the reminders were even more intense.

Looking at the PS interface displayed on the screen, Guo Jie typed the draft blankly. When he came back to his senses, he realized that he had typed the draft into an unknown object.

Angrily shutting down the draft where no human figure could be seen, Guo Jie decisively opened Weibo, intending to use jokes and "hahaha" to heal his wounded heart.

However this was of no use.

Looking at the full screen of Xiu Enai Weibo from Cucumber, Guo Jie had the urge to throw the laptop out of the room, but he thought about his savings balance and gave up this crazy idea.

Seeing Cucumber's loving tone, Guo Jie had the urge to hit his dog's head with a hammer. Obviously, they are all people who have a partner, so why is there such a big gap?

Guo Jie couldn't help but switch back to his Weibo homepage and take a look, um...it's no different from when he was a single person exuding fragrance, except the joke was "hahaha".Oh, and there's the occasional radio drama release promo interspersed with it.

Suddenly want to make a fuss about it.

After settling down for a whole day, Guo Jie decided to go to Lu Chen to have a good fight. He remembered that he heard a sentence somewhere, if your partner doesn't understand the style, then cry, make trouble and hang himself. Understand.

So Guo Jie went like this.

He knocked heavily on the door of the study twice, but the people who were busy working inside did not come to open the door.But at this time, the study room was no longer forbidden to Guo Jie. Seeing that Lu Chen would not come to open the door, he unceremoniously unlocked the door and walked in.

Lu Chen was sitting in front of the table with earphones on and drawing something. Looking at the expensive earphones on his head, Guo Jie couldn't help curling his lips.No wonder I had to come to open the door, it seemed like I was enjoying myself.

Looking at his smiling face, Guo Jie felt even more upset. He stepped forward in three steps and made a deadly move.He took off the earphones that Lu Chen was wearing, and when he raised his head to look at him in a daze, he raised his face and put on a very arrogant expression: "Today is Saturday .”

"...I know." Lu Chen came back to his senses and took back his earphones and replied lightly, but his frowning clearly told Guo Jie that he was not in a good mood right now.

"Couples are going on a date, you have to take me out to play." Guo Jie saw that he was a little irritable, but he still didn't plan to retreat. He decided that if Lu Chen disagreed, he would immediately sit on the ground and start rolling while crying.

"...Just because of this?" Lu Chen's tone was flat, and he couldn't tell if he was angry. Guo Jie, who couldn't see his expression because his head was raised too high, thought there was some reason for this, and nodded heavily. down.But before Guo Jie could open his mouth to make his request, he heard Lu Chen's angry voice: "Do you know that I am very busy now? Do you know that I am rushing to draft? And I am busy rushing to draft. Because you dragged the draft without saying a word, and now there are no painters free, I have to be the top."

"...I..." Guo Jie lowered his head in a somewhat unreasonable manner, but he opened his mouth to find some excuses before he was interrupted by Lu Chen: "I'm very annoying now, please go out first if you can."

"……Oh."

Guo Jie walked out of the study dejectedly, feeling very wronged.This time the manuscript was delayed because Lang Weixian was transferred to another department, and the new editor in charge of him didn't take him very seriously. As a result, he was told that there was a manuscript that he needed to draw before the deadline, and it was still nearly two years ago. Double the workload, can this blame him?

Angrily walking to the door, Guo Jie took Lu Chen's best pair of leather shoes out of the shoe cabinet and put them on the ground, then kicked them into a mess.

Sitting in front of the computer, Guo Jie turned on PS resignedly, intending to continue working on his manuscript, but the more he typed the draft, the more he felt aggrieved, so he stopped what he was doing, ran to the door, and turned the paper into his exclusive study room. The guest room door is locked.

Hmph, Lu Chen gave him the key to the guest room before, so it is impossible for Lu Chen to open the door with the key again.Sitting back in front of the computer, Guo Jie couldn't help but start to make up his mind. When Lu Chen found out that he had gone too far, he came to admit his mistake, but found that the door was locked and he couldn't get in, so he could only knock on the door desperately outside to apologize, while he acted as I didn't hear the wonderful scene of continuing to rush the manuscript.

Hey, this scene can make people laugh out loud just thinking about it.

After laughing lewdly twice, Guo Jie suddenly regained motivation and continued to rush into the sea of ​​drafting.

However, when he was called back to his soul by his growling stomach, he realized that the time had passed nine o'clock in the evening.Lu Chen not only didn't come to apologize, he didn't even call him out for dinner.

Guo Jie stared blankly at the typed draft displayed on the computer screen, and after saving it, he looked down at his stomach that screamed twice.The strange temper suddenly came up like this, Guo Jie turned his head, and said "bah" loudly at the closed door, then turned back and continued to draw the manuscript.

Damn, starved to death.

However, Guo Jie still thinks too highly of himself.

When the hour hand passed twelve o'clock, Guo Jie tiptoed out of the room, clutching his stomach that was already aching from hunger.Lu Chen is a person with a healthy schedule. Except for the few disharmonious plots in this month, he never goes to bed past eleven o'clock.Sure enough, the living room and kitchen were pitch black, and Guo Jie didn't even leave a single electric light.

Guo Jie, who was too lazy to turn on the light, relied on his memory of the route and walked all the way to the refrigerator. Although he kicked a sofa, a table, and finally two chairs on the way, the indomitable Guo Jie finally took a leg. The bruise reached his destination - in front of the refrigerator.

Like a hungry wolf seeing meat, he opened the refrigerator door with green eyes, and found that it was empty inside, not to mention leftovers, not even a grain of leftover white rice.

Guo Jie: "..."

He suspected that Lu Chen wanted to starve him to death and change his partner.

Neither of them is good at cooking, so three meals a day are either brought from outside or ordered takeaway.Looking at the empty refrigerator, Guo Jie felt raging anger burning in his chest. Obviously, when Lu Chen ordered takeout tonight, he only ordered one, and there was no one for him at all.

Angrily closing the door of the freezer, Guo Jie, whose temper came up again, couldn't help but started to commit suicide again. He opened the door of the freezer, and took out all the ice cream that was frozen inside.

Walking back to the room with nearly ten boxes of ice cream in his arms, Guo Jie closed his laptop, moved it aside, and threw all the ice cream in his hand on the table.

Opening a piece of his favorite vanilla flavored ice cream, Guo Jie took out a large spoon from the kitchen, scooped a spoonful and stuffed it into his mouth. The action was like digging meat from Lu Chen's body to eat.

Damn, why didn't I see you so cold when I was in the discordant plot?If I want you to have a romantic plot, you won't even give me a meal.

Guo Jie complained angrily in his heart, then dug out a big scoop of ice cream and stuffed it into his mouth.A box of ice cream is not too much, at most three or four scoops will be gone. Guo Jie ate all the ice cream like a storm, then threw the scoop on the table, and threw all the nearly ten empty boxes into the room. garbage can.

Guo Jie turned off the computer after eating the ice cream, and then went to take a shower to get ready for bed.

However, those who die always die very quickly.

When Guo Jie was awakened by the pain in his abdomen, it was only two hours since he finished his work.

Putting the alarm clock that displayed "2:00" back on the bedside table, Guo Jie stretched out his hand and pressed his abdomen tightly, but it didn't help, his face was still pale from the pain.He bit his lip and swallowed the painful moan that was about to come out of his throat.

Damn, I did it to death, and I have to endure the pain.

however……

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, my stomach hurts—!!"

Sorry, 30 seconds is the limit.

Guo Jie's howling like killing a pig was very ear-piercing in the quiet early morning, and soon woke up Lu Chen who was sleeping soundly in the master bedroom.Rubbing his still confused eyes, Lu Chen looked around, but couldn't find the source of the sound.It wasn't until he was going to pat Guo Jie who was sleeping next to him to ask him where the sound came from, but found that there was no one around him, that Lu Chen understood where the howling came from.

He hurriedly got out of bed, put on his slippers and strode towards the guest room.Although Lu Chen walked quickly, he was actually not in a hurry. He did not leave dinner for Guo Jie, but Guo Jie had missed dinner countless times because he was rushing to write, so it was nothing to be hungry for a little time.He subconsciously attributed the reason for Guo Jie's wolf howl in the middle of the night to "playing pitiful". He had no idea how far a person who loves to die can do so.

Lu Chen reached out to twist the doorknob, but found that it was locked and could not be unscrewed at all.At this moment, he was even more sure that Guo Jie's movement was faking, and he frowned impatiently. Lu Chen stretched out his hand and patted the door a few times: "Open the door!"

However, Guo Jie didn't seem to hear him knocking on the door, and was still howling inside like a pig about to be sent to the execution ground.

Lu Chen: "..."

Completely impatient, Lu Chen glanced at the guest room again, then turned and went back to the master bedroom to sleep.

If you like to pretend, just pretend, no one will take care of you anyway.

Guo Jie disappeared quickly, within an hour. His voice became hoarse and he couldn't make any big movements, but his stomach still hurt like a knife. He felt that the clothes on his back were soaked in cold sweat. up.

The objects in front of him seemed to be a little blurry. He stretched out his hand and pressed his abdomen a few times, but he still couldn't suppress the pain, but the blackness in front of his eyes became more and more serious. He opened his mouth, and his lips, which were dry due to lack of water, felt a little sore , but still no match for the abdominal pain.

Asleep...the pain should be gone...

Guo Jie was awakened by the smell of medical disinfectant, he stared blankly at the snow-white ceiling for a while, and finally realized that he was in the hospital at the moment.

His gaze shifted from the ceiling to the IV bottle hanging on the side, and Guo Jie subconsciously stretched out the hand that was not on the IV drip to touch the no longer painful belly.

He didn't feel surprised that he would appear in the hospital when he woke up, but he wondered who sent him here.He clearly remembered that there were only two keys to the guest room, and Lu Chen gave him both. It stands to reason that no one can enter the guest room that was locked by him.

After rubbing his dry eyes, Guo Jie began to look around the ward.He found himself lying in a single room, but did not see the man who had brought him.The drip was about to be finished, Guo Jie looked at it for a while, and then slowly began to find the notification bell.

"Lie down and don't move." The sudden voice from not far away made Guo Jie tremble. He raised his head subconsciously, and he saw Lu Chen who had just opened the door and entered.He walked over quickly, looked at the IV bottle that Guo Jie was about to finish, pulled the quilt back for him, and walked out of the ward again.Knowing that he was going to the nurse to change his drip, Guo Jie, who was suddenly relieved, looked at the closed door and fell asleep again accidentally.

Guo Jie didn't sleep for a short time this time. When he woke up completely, there was no sunlight outside the window where the sun was shining last time when he woke up last time, and there was no light source other than lights.

Guo Jie looked out of the window for a while, then turned his gaze back.He felt his stomach growl twice, but it was not surprising, it should have been a long time since he ate last time, although his stomach didn't hurt or itch at the moment, it still aroused his desire for delicious food.

"Are you hungry?" It was that familiar voice again, but this time it was not from the door, but beside the bed.Guo Jie turned his head towards the source of the sound, looked at Lu Chen who seemed to have just woken up, and nodded slowly.

"You can't eat for the time being, you have to wait until tomorrow morning, don't worry." Lu Chen rubbed his waist, with a tired expression on his face.Guo Jie, who originally wanted to say a few more words, also shut his mouth when he saw this.

Forget it, wait until he's not tired before making trouble with him, hum.

Guo Jie stayed in the hospital for one night, and the next morning, with the support of Lu Chen, he returned home in Lu Chen's car like the Empress Dowager Cixi being held by Li Lianying.

The moment he stepped into the door, he finally understood how Lu Chen got him out of the guest room.

Seeing the obvious marks of being hit by a blunt object on the lock of the guest room door, Guo Jie turned his head to look at Lu Chen, who was half-arming and half-embracing him, with many inexplicable emotions revealed in his eyes.He stretched out his hand and caressed Lu Chen's cheek, and after seeing his eyes start to dodge a little, he finally said very seriously: "I can't tell, your hands are quite strong!"

Lu Chen: "..."

Mr. Lu, who was still a little shy just now, said that he has lived for almost 30 years, but he has never seen such an incomprehensible coquette.

Guo Jie, who had been carefully cared for by Lu Chen as if serving Empress Dowager Cixi, was dragged and thrown into the master bedroom by Lu Chen before he recovered his senses.

Guo Jie, who was overwhelmed and collapsed on the big bed, said what happened?Why did Lu Chen's attitude towards him suddenly change when he obviously didn't do anything?

He spread out into a big font, staring blankly at the back of Lu Chen who pushed him down on the bed and then turned and left. He felt that Lu Chen might be just a pervert.

After lying on the bed for a long time, there was finally a movement from the door.Guo Jie, who felt that he was already hungry, couldn't help casting longing gazes there. When he found that Lu Chen who opened the door was holding a big bowl in his hand, he felt that his mouth had subconsciously secreted a lot of saliva.

"It's not for you to eat." Sitting on the stool beside the bed, Lu Chen silently glanced at Guo Jie who stretched out his head, and ruthlessly handed the bowl in front of Guo Jie's eyes.

Guo Jie: "..."

MMP, we don't have dogs in our family, what are you doing with a big bowl of dog food?

Before Guo Jie started to grind his teeth ventingly, he noticed something white flashing past the door.

Guo Jie, who was afraid of ghosts since he was a child, only felt hairs on his back. He stared wide-eyed, staring at the narrowly opened door, and then saw a fluffy white head squeezed in through the crack.

Guo Jie: "!!!"

Seeing his expression, Lu Chen guessed what happened. He put the big bowl of dog food in his hand on the ground, walked to the door, picked up the snow-white puppy, and walked back to the bed .

Guo Jie's eyes seemed to be filled with stars at the moment, he raised his head and looked affectionately at Lu Chen, the dog in his arms.

"Give me a hug, give me a hug!" He impatiently stretched out his hand to take the puppy in Lu Chen's hand, but before his fingertips even touched the dog's hair, Lu Chen turned sharply and flashed perfectly Avoiding his outstretched hand: "Oh, he seems to be hungry."

As he spoke, he put the puppy in front of the big bowl containing dog food.

Guo Jie, who can't get a dog at all: "..."

MMP!

As a person who has dreamed of raising a dog since he was a child, Guo Jie has asked his parents countless times to get a dog, but was defeated by his parents with the reason of "choose a dog or yourself".

He still can't give up on himself.

However, he never expected that when he finally got his own dog, he would kill Lu Chen, Cheng Yaojin, halfway through!

Completely forgetting who brought the dog back, Guo Jie gritted his teeth and stared at Lu Chen, but the latter didn't care, picked up the dog bowl, picked up the puppy and walked out of the room.

Guo Jie: "..."

Well, the idea of ​​posting a Weibo to make a fuss has also been squandered.

Lying on the bed for several days, Guo Jie felt that his whole body was going to be moldy.It was another Saturday, Guo Jie looked at the sunny sky outside the window, looked down at the little white dog circling by the bed, and felt even more sad.

"Are you awake?" A familiar voice came from the door, Guo Jie subconsciously turned his head and didn't want to talk to him, but this action didn't anger him, instead Guo Jie heard a smile from his voice: "The weather is fine today, why not?" So, do you want a date?"

Heh, so what if the weather is nice, you don't accompany me, there is something wrong... wait, what did he just say? !

Guo Jie suddenly turned around and stared at Lu Chen, who just said... a date? !

Standing at the gate of the familiar paradise, Guo Jie was in a bad mood.Fortunately, he still felt that he had a kind of half-dream-like happiness just now, but he didn't expect to be in this unlucky place again.

Rolling his eyes at the very familiar gold-plated signboard of "Papa Amusement Park", Guo Jie turned his head to look at Lu Chen who was walking towards him after parking the car, and suddenly felt the urge to slap him.What a romantic candlelight dinner, what kind of "shameful" thing to do in a love hotel, after seeing the words "Papa Amusement Park", they all turned into foam that flashed across the sea.

Guo Jie felt that his brain started to cycle "bubble" automatically, ah, it was all bubbles.

When Lu Chen dragged him into the restaurant of "If you don't die, you need money", he felt that he should get a new boyfriend as soon as possible.This restaurant is actually of great significance to Guo Jie, after all, he feels that he will never encounter a more embarrassing situation than that day in his life.

After ordering the shop's signature steak, Guo Jie and Lu Chen stared at each other.Subconsciously widening his eyes, Guo Jie felt his eyes start to sore, he blinked, and slammed the table: "Enough, come here!"

Lu Chen, who didn't understand what he was going to do, approached him blankly, and then watched Guo Jie take out the rose gold pear mobile phone he won last time from his trouser pocket and held it in front of their eyes, opening a legend in the camera APP.

Looking at the faces of the two of them who were very close to each other on the phone, before the secretly rising happiness in Lu Chen's heart could spread, he was completely overwhelmed by Honey Juice ET's beauty mode.

"Come and have a laugh!" Guo Jie put his face on Lu Chen's cheek, and watched Lu Chen displayed on the screen showing an ugly smile that was superficial.

Guo Jie: "..."

Gai CV on the Broken Pot: I went out on a date with my family today, are you envious?jealous?hate it?Anyway, you don’t have a date (づ￣3￣)づ╭[Picture] Sitting on the sofa, Guo Jie looked at the Weibo he just sent and nodded with satisfaction, but he saw the matching one In the selfie, Guo Jie couldn't help but roll his eyes at the two huge heart mosaics on his and Lu Chen's faces.

Since Lu Chen couldn't laugh at all, and his half-dead expression looked like a civilian man who had just been robbed, Guo Jie was forced to put a mosaic on both of them.

The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, Guo Jie turned his head and said a JIO to the calf of Lu Chen who was sitting next to him: "Don't laugh!"

The author has something to say:

_(:3」∠)_Fanwai is thick and long, do you love me? [Being beaten] There should be a chapter or two thick and long extra chapters, because there was no code word for seeing a doctor before, I was wrong about OTZ and then it was about the hasty ending, it was indeed because I thought about it when I started the pit It's not a week, so I will try to make up some qwq in the extra episode. As for why it was marked as finished before!Mainly I want to respond to the guy who steals the text, I really don’t understand why there are still pirated texts with my writing popularity, my heart hurts OTZ