That facial paralysis you dropped your book

Looking at the closed door again, Guo Jie decided to give up sleep tonight, staring at it and thinking about it all night.

After 5 minutes, Guo Jie: "Ha... huh... ha... huh..."

When Guo Jie opened his eyes, it was already [-]:[-] noon.He rubbed his confused eyes, and when he found that his face was still facing the door, he turned his face away in embarrassment.

The sudden growling of the stomach interrupted Guo Jie’s embarrassment by himself. He rubbed his stomach, which was starting to hurt a little because of the empty stomach, and a carp sat up straight, and then fell down because he couldn’t keep his balance. go back.

After two more rolls on the bed, Guo Jie finally left the soft and alluring bed with difficulty.

Sure enough, the living room and dining room were empty, only the note on the table that read "The food is in the refrigerator, warm it up yourself" was a little awkward.After seeing what was written on the note, Guo Jie casually threw it into the trash can in the kitchen, and then took out all the frozen food from the refrigerator.

After eating a delicious "breakfast" with the help of the microwave oven, Guo Jie immediately felt much happier. After throwing the dirty dishes into the dishwasher, he began to think about why Lu Chen and Xu Wen were dating. Drag him.

Thinking of how embarrassing the atmosphere would be at that time, Guo Jie felt that the whole person was not well.If Xu Wen found out that his boyfriend was meeting him, but ended up bringing another guy who looked like a mistress... Guo Jie couldn't help but calculate in his mind how likely he was to be beaten.

The more he thought about it, the more terrifying he felt. He couldn't help but glanced at the door. Anyway, Lu Chen must be in the company now. He took advantage of this time to pack his luggage and run away. As long as he lives in another place, Lu Chen will definitely not be able to catch him. !

Just do it!

Guo Jie trotted towards the guest room, but when passing by the study room, the door of the study room suddenly opened, scaring Guo Jie so much that his feet slipped and he almost fell.

"I'm home." The head protruding from the door said these three words expressionlessly, then retracted and closed the door.

Guo Jie, who finally stabilized his figure: "..."

He should have closed the door before Lu Chen's head retracted just now, and crushed him to death!

"Can I not go?" Looking at the gradually gloomy sky outside the window, Guo Jie felt that this was an excuse from God.However, Lu Chen is obviously not a boss who knows how to care about his employees. He glanced at the window, turned around and said to him with a smile, "No."

Guo Jie, who suddenly remembered that he was talking to Zhou's skinny boss, pursed his lips and turned his head away.It's too strange to bring a light bulb with you on a date. Could it be that Lu Chen actually has such a quirk?Love being watched on a date?

Guo Jie felt that he might have discovered another abnormality in Lu Chen, but he probably had to go this afternoon.

Guo Jie sighed, turned around, and planned to tell Lu Chen that he would go, but before he could speak, the phone in his pocket rang suddenly.Guo Jie, who was cut off by the ringtone, took out his phone in a bad mood, and opened his mouth in surprise when he saw the name on the caller ID.

"Why did you answer the phone?" Guo Jie was stunned for a while before clicking answer, so he just attached the receiver to his ear when he heard the other party's complaint.

"I didn't have my phone with me just now." Lu Chen never drafted his lies. Perhaps it was because of the influence of the other party's voice. Guo Jie no longer sat upright because he was afraid of Lu Chen standing in front of him as before. One slid down, half paralyzed in the soft and wide chair, and the legs that were originally close together also decisively raised Erlang's legs at this moment.

"Come on, I haven't called you for so long, why are you calling me all of a sudden?" Guo Jie said, stretching out his free hand to scratch himself.

"Hey, I miss you." The other party smiled grotesquely. It was originally a very nice voice, but at this moment, Guo Jie only felt that the goosebumps all over his body were raised up in disgust to greet him.

"You can pull it off! According to our relationship, we can at most maintain contact on Knockout, and besides, you say that your boyfriend shouldn't be jealous?" Guo Jie flipped into the air in a simple and rude way. He rolled his eyes, twisted his body, and continued to slump on the chair in a twisted posture that he found comfortable.

"Oh, don't say such hurtful things! How could he be jealous? He has listened to me."

Listening to the other person's tone that seemed to be showing affection, Guo Jie felt that his eyes were about to roll into the sky. He stretched out his hand and plucked the other ear: "If you call to show affection and disgust me, I can tell you that you made it. If you have nothing else to do, I'm going to hang up on you bastard."

"No price, let's chat for a while, I want to share with you how good her boyfriend's 'kung fu' is."

Hearing the tone of the other party, Guo Jie felt that his eyes were filled with wavy lines. He was silent for a while, took the phone off his ear, and held it in front of him: "Go to hell, dogbi."

After Guo Jie finished speaking, he hung up the other party's phone, and when the other party called in again, he indifferently refused to listen.

"Jin Haoyan, this idiot, must have taken aphrodisiac today." After refusing to listen to the caller for the third time, Guo Jie couldn't help but muttered.But when he remembered that Lu Chen was still standing in the room, his focus changed from "Is Jin Haoyan an idiot" to "Damn it, I was treated like a monkey".

Mr. Lu, who watched the whole performance, said that it was the most boring performance he had seen in his nearly 30 years of life.

Although the occasional exposed waist and pouty buttocks are not bad.

Before Guo Jie could open his mouth to explain his weird actions, the vibrating cell phone interrupted him again.Premonitioning that it was Jin Haoyan's big dog again, Guo Jie turned his head to look at the phone viciously, but this time it was not a phone call, but a text message reminder.

Cucumber: I'm not kidding you anymore.Let's meet at three o'clock this afternoon, and I will introduce my dear to you.

Three o'clock in the afternoon?Guo Jie glanced feebly at Lu Chen who was still stuck at the door, and felt his two eggs start to throb in pain.

"Don't think about it, I have something to do at three o'clock in the afternoon, and the boss has an appointment and has to go."

Cucumber: Bah, forgetting friends after seeing sex!

Guo Jie: "..."

Is it against the law to kill a man, but is it more against the law to kill a dog? !Color your sister, color!

"It's [-]:[-], get ready, we should go out." Lu Chen, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly spoke, startling Guo Jie who was concentrating on cursing cucumbers in a low voice, he raised his head in horror, and then The expression instantly became indifferent, faster than the time for Sichuan opera to change the face, "Oh."

Sitting in this small car that he has ridden countless times, Guo Jie looked out the window with a look of lovelessness, not wanting to say a word to the person beside him.But it was obvious that the person beside him was not talkative either, seeing that he was silent, he didn't say a word either.

Looking at the familiar gate, Guo Jie suddenly felt powerless to complain, why is it this playground again?Could it be that this playground is exclusively for couples Shura?

After getting out of the car, Lu Chen walked towards the door, followed closely by Guo Jie, but couldn't help rolling his eyes when he caught sight of the gilded "Papa Amusement Park" sign on the gate.

What kind of paradise should you visit, it should be called Papa Shura Field.

Lu Chen walked very fast, and Guo Jie, who always felt that his legs were not short, still found it difficult to follow him.Can't help but stare fiercely at the other person's straight back.Damn, the back of the date with the light bulb is so straight, so shameless? !

Lu Chen, who was walking in front, didn't know that Guo Jie's inner drama was so serious behind him. He just glanced at the signboards of the rooms in front of him, and walked towards a restaurant called "If you don't die, you need money" go.

If you can't eat to death, you need money?I'm not afraid that if someone really eats you to death, it will kill you.Looking at the signboard of this store, Guo Jie couldn't help but vomit.It's just that he didn't know that he accidentally said out of his mouth what should have been silently spit out in his heart.Lu Chen, who was originally expressionless, couldn't help chuckling when he heard his muttering.

However, Guo Jie muttered for too long, and he didn't stop talking until he entered the restaurant, so the waiter who was standing at the door with a smile on his face put on a late/mother face after hearing his words clearly .

Guo Jie, who didn't know what he had done, looked aggrieved at the waiter who suddenly looked bad at him.So while Lu Chen was looking for someone, he pulled a waiter not far away: "The waiter at the door has such a bad attitude."

The young lady took a look at the sound, and after seeing who the person whose face was darker than the bottom of the pot was, she turned her head helplessly and smiled at Guo Jie: "Sorry, that's our boss. "

Guo Jie: "..."

Oh.

Lu Chen looked for someone quickly, and Guo Jie could already see Xu Wen's face following his back.Unexpectedly, he really took him on a date with Xu Wen. Guo Jie, who had hoped that he was wrong, turned dark.

He couldn't help but began to think about the possibility of sneaking away, but it didn't seem too big no matter what he thought.

Guo Jie began to keep looking towards the gate, but before Guo Jie could turn around, he felt his elbow being grabbed by someone.Turning around subconsciously, as expected, he saw Lu Chen posing a dead face at him.

Glancing at the hand he was clutching his, Guo Jie, who felt that he would never be able to break free, followed Lu Chen to that table resignedly.Just getting closer, Guo Jie's eyes widened. When the two stopped at the table at the same time, Guo Jie, who was only staring at each other, didn't even notice when Lu Chen let go of his hand.

The surprise of the other party was not necessary for Guo Jie. He stood up abruptly, stared at Guo Jie blankly, and broke his voice when he spoke, "Why are you here?!"