That facial paralysis you dropped your book

Sitting at a barbecue stall not far from home, Guo Jie gnawed on the grilled wings in his hand, while complaining in his head why Lu Chen was so stingy, completely forgetting that he had given his beloved wife a song "If you love him, just love him" last night. Inviting him to pick up skewers" is a bad idea.

"Is it delicious?" Lu Chen chewed and swallowed the grilled wings slowly, and asked Guo Jie, who was eating hazelnuts.Guo Jie tore off a large piece of meat from the grilled wing in his hand, turned his head and said to him inarticulately: "Good seven!"

Seeing his oily face, Lu Chen thought about what he said to himself last night, and couldn't help laughing out loud.

"What are you laughing at?" Guo Jie narrowed his eyes and showed him a "super fierce" expression that didn't threaten him.

"Stop laughing, eat slowly." Lu Chen pursed his lips, suppressing the trace of a smile.Seeing Lu Chen recovering his debt-collecting face, Guo Jie curled his lips, and suddenly felt that his smile was more pleasing to the eye.

"Boss! Another spicy crayfish!" Anyway, it was Lu Chen who wanted to treat, and Guo Jie, who had completely let go of his belly, waved at the owner of the barbecue shop.I have to say that although he felt that Lu Chen invited him to eat at a barbecue stall, it was a little tricky, but this stall was the same as Lu Chen's recommendation in the past, and it was delicious.

"Can you finish eating?" Lu Chen asked suspiciously, glancing at the handful of empty sticks in front of Guo Jie.

"It's finished. Anyway, if you can't do it, pack it up." Guo Jie glanced at Lu Chen confidently, then lowered his head and continued to eat.

The crayfish are served very quickly, but Guo Jie's eating speed of crayfish is obviously much slower than his eating skewers.Seeing his unhurried movements, Lu Chen's brows gradually frowned.He began to glance at his watch now and then, as if he was in a rush to do something.Guo Jie, who was eating by the side, obviously noticed something was wrong with him. He turned around and stretched out his head to look at his watch: "What's wrong? Are you in a hurry to leave?"

Lu Chen looked at him and pursed his lips, "Well, I have something to do, why don't you take it home and eat?"

"Won't it be cold when you go back? Go ahead if you have something to do. I'll go back after eating here." Guo Jie waved at him, turned around and continued to fight with the crayfish in the basin, but it was fine The mood became a little uncomfortable at the moment.

"That's fine, I'll go and pay the money, and you eat slowly." Lu Chen nodded, got up, asked the boss to pay the money, and left the barbecue stall.Guo Jie stopped gnawing on the crayfish, glanced at his back, and lowered his head to eat again.

I don’t know how to find a reason to find a high-sounding one. The words “something” are too perfunctory, at least it has to be something like “the company has something to do”, “I have to talk about a project” or something.Guo Jie curled his lips, but he didn't have a position to speak. After all, he went to play with his partner, so why should he express it clearly with a subordinate and roommate like you?

Suddenly feeling a bit stretched, Guo Jie wiped off the oil on his hands with a tissue, and then called the boss to pack the leftover crayfish.

After returning home with a crayfish that was less than a third eaten, Guo Jie stuffed the crayfish into the refrigerator and washed his hands again.After confirming that there was no smell of seasoning on his fingers, Guo Jie went back to his room and turned on the computer.

He originally wanted to go up to Koukou to find someone to give him a gag, but on the way to Koukou's login, he still couldn't help but opened Weibo in a stern way.

Those who seek abuse will be abused. Guo Jie opened Weibo and found that the first Weibo posted on his homepage was posted by Xu Wen.

Don't say anything after noon: He is obviously the one who must come to play, but he is still late. 【picture】

Looking at the photo attached to Xu Wen's Weibo, Guo Jie began to observe carefully.

Xu Wen posted a photo of a shadow on Weibo. On the light gray stone brick floor, two tall and short shadows standing side by side are very conspicuous.Guo Jie narrowed his eyes and carefully observed the taller shadow on the right. According to the height difference between this person's shadow and Xu Wen's shadow, Guo Jie felt that he could be 100% sure that this person was Lu Chen.

His temper suddenly came up, Guo Jie grabbed the mouse and swipe it, and moved the cursor to the "X" in the upper right corner, but as soon as the cursor was on the "X", Guo Jie's sanity suddenly returned.He stared blankly at the cursor on the screen, what happened to him just now?Why are you so angry all of a sudden?Should he not...

Shocked by his own thoughts, Guo Jie hastily moved the cursor from the "X" to the center of the page, decisively clicked on "New Information", and deleted Xu Wen's Weibo.

However, good things don’t come in pairs, and bad things come one after another. Guo Jie just updated his homepage Weibo, and saw a hot new Weibo, which came from Cucumber Chengjing, who just came out of the closet not long ago.

Cucumber Becomes Fine CV: Go to the amusement park with my dear, ahh my dear is so cute, but I won’t show you the photos, his face can only belong to me, hum! (╯^╰)

Guo Jie: "..."

If you show your affection, show your affection, you have a chicken feather face!wash you!

The happy Guo Jie angrily pulled the page to the top, and then posted a Weibo as if venting.

Gai CV on the broken pot: One and two go on a date, and they both go to the amusement park. Isn't it great to go to the amusement park? !I have been there too! !

After posting on Weibo, Guo Jie began to scroll through the comments on his Weibo, hoping to see a few cute little fans who came to comfort him. However, although his comments rose rapidly, the messages from those people made him start to suspect that he was It's not that there are no true fans at all, there are only countless black fans.

My pot Wannian Shou: Come on pot suck, you can't have a partner, give up those unrealistic ideas and be a ten thousand year single dog with me! XD

The corner of Guo Jie's mouth twitched twice, resisting the urge to hate her.

You go, you go as a single dog, and you are the one who suffers, and you suffer for thousands of years.

I want to find a partner for Guo: Give up, Guo, I have used this ID for a year, and I haven't found a boyfriend for you.

Who asked you to change it!You go too!

The cover on the broken pot is unparalleled in the world and ugly: You can pull a few to pour it down, how can you have a partner if you are so ugly?Besides, what's the use of you being there, who knows if you're sticking to other people's couples and insisting on being light bulbs?Smelly and shameless.

Guo Jie: "..."

Okay, the last one is 100% true sunspot.pull black.

Really, small-minded, impatient, unhappy, Guo joyfully blocked a real sunspot.

Looking at the comments of other young fans, Guo Jie was so angry that he gritted his teeth. Obviously, when he saw other CVs posting this kind of Weibo, there were comforting voices below. Don’t be sad, madam, you will have a boyfriend. Ma'am, you obviously have someone to accompany you to the amusement park, so don't worry, when it's his turn, it's all 2333 hahahaha.

day.

However, before Guo Jie got angry for too long, the buttons on the lower right corner flickered.Guo Jie glanced at it casually, and when he realized that the avatar belonged to Mrs. Zhi Yi Pao, he almost took off.

I just had a blast today: Is the amusement park fun?

Feeling that his wife found her after seeing his Weibo, Guo Jie spurned his unconscionable fans in his heart, and then replied to his wife with a mean smile on his face.

Pot cover: Not fun qaq I also met Shura field!Do you know how scary the Shura field is, madam!

For some reason, the other party didn't reply to Guo Jie's message for a long time, but he was not in a hurry, just resting his chin, staring at the "typing" icon on the right side of his wife's head, waiting for his wife's reply.

I just have a shot today: Is the amusement park not fun, or the person who took you there is not fun?

Looking at his wife's question, Guo Jie really thought about it seriously, and then he came to a conclusion.

Pot cover: The amusement park is still fun!

The corner of someone who was sitting in the office and surfing the Internet twitched.

I only have one shot today: that is, the person who took you there is too boring.

Pot lid: Yes, yes, yes!If Madam, you take me there, I will be very happy =3=

Guo Jie sent this message very excitedly, completely unaware that the other party couldn't help but chuckle at his message.

I only jerk off today: OK, I'll take you there.

Originally, he thought that his wife who had rejected him before would never agree to meet him, so he made a joke, but his wife suddenly agreed so straightforwardly that Guo Jie was a little relieved.

Pot cover: madam, are you sure?

Suddenly recalling his speculation about his wife's appearance, the cowardly Guo Jie struggled for a while before sending a message to his wife. At this moment, he suddenly hoped that his wife would reply him with "I'm just kidding".

I only have one shot today: OK.

Pot cover: ...

Guo Jie, who suddenly panicked, really didn't know what to say, so he sent his wife a cute ellipsis.

I only have one shot today: I won't force you.

... He seems to have hurt his wife.Looking at the messages sent by his wife, Guo Jie hastily typed on the keyboard, but all the messages he sent after that came to nothing without exception.Guo Jie, who did not intend to give up easily, sent a few more messages, but his wife's profile picture suddenly turned gray.

The wife is offline.

Guo Jie suddenly panicked, he thought about it, and finally decided to talk to Qi Ying.After all, although she is a bit abnormal, sometimes the ideas she gives are useful.

Qi Yueqiong: Get out, I don't have time to care about your flirting! (ノ｀Д)ノ

Pot cover: ...

He shouldn't expect Qi Ying to be reliable.

After closing the chat box with Qi Ying, Guo Jie thought about it, and finally opened the chat box with Cucumber Chengjing.After all, he is the only one of his friends who is not single, and people who are in love should be more sensitive to this aspect.

Pot cover: Melon, you have a crush on a person, but you don't know what he looks like in reality, he may be an ugly and ugly man, would you still agree to meet him?

Cucumbers are fine: let’s have a face.

Guo Jie: "???"

Pot cover: Damn you, you are swearing!You shameless out-of-group dog!roll! (ノ｀Д)ノ