That facial paralysis you dropped your book

Qiyueqiong: Let me tell you, I have just contacted most of the CVs of the crew in private, and they all agreed, so our request for authorization this time will definitely be successful!If the face of so many people can't let Da Da let go, then we will be tough!When the time comes, you will cry and use your original voice!Absolutely frightened that the first Buddha was born and the second Buddha ascended to heaven, when the time comes...hehehe...

Pot lid: ...OK.

Seeing Qi Ying's thought, Guo Jie couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth, well, he completely forgot to make face in front of Xu Wen.

Sighing, Guo Jie shifted his gaze from the laptop to the ground, but he probably doesn't have a good impression in Xu Wen's mind now, right?The last time I went to the playground with Lu Chen, I happened to meet him. Maybe he was classified by Xu Wen as a dead boy who destroys other people's feelings.

and many more!

Guo Jie had a flash of inspiration, and he suddenly raised his head to look at the computer whose screen was still on.

Although Xu Wen took off his small vest, he didn't take off his large one!So he never knew that he was "the lid on the broken pot"!

Guo Jie, who felt that he had been in vain for a long time, raised his hand and patted his forehead depressingly. He always felt that since he lived in Lu Chen's house, his IQ began to decline.

Now that he no longer has any worries, Guo Jie went boldly.He hurriedly opened Weibo, entered the four words "no words after noon" in the search page box, and then excitedly clicked in.

Sure enough, Xu Wen started to update Weibo again, but he only posted a few posts about the restart of the serialization of "Alien", and nothing else.Guo Jie looked at his very monotonous Weibo page for a while, and after confirming that Xu Wen was online, he mustered up the courage to do something.

The CV of the cover on the broken pot: I don’t say anything in the afternoon, hello!I am the CV of the radio drama crew that produced "Alien" before. Our crew would like to ask for permission to continue to produce the radio drama "Alien", so I am here to ask you for an authorization. I don't know if we have told you about our planning. Please forgive me if I bother you. .

He resolutely sent this very serious sentence, and then sat in front of the computer, resting his chin, waiting for the other party's reply.However, more than ten minutes passed, and the other party didn't even give him a punctuation mark.The longer the waiting time, the more flustered it becomes. Looking at the blank dialog box except for the message asking for authorization, Guo Jie scratched his head irritably.

Just when he was about to send another message, Xu Wen's reply finally arrived.

After noon, no words: I have received a message from your planning, and I will seriously consider this matter.I have heard of "Alien" produced by your crew, and it is very good.I know you are Xu Wen's CV, you are very well matched, I like it very much, thank you.

Looking at the other party's reply, Guo Jie gave two "hey hey" in embarrassment, and the little pride that rose in his heart because of the author's affirmation almost filled his whole heart at this moment.

Cover CV on Broken Pot: Alright, thank you for writing such an excellent novel, I also like it very, very much.

After happily ending the conversation, Guo Jie felt that since he had already gone too far, he would not be in charge of whether the request for authorization would be successful.

Putting down this challenge very happily, Guo Jie hummed a song and switched to the Weibo home page, intending to browse Weibo for a while before turning off the computer.However, he just cut to the past, but the first Weibo that came into view made him lose interest.

Don't say anything after noon: Tomorrow my boyfriend will have a rest and wants me to accompany him to the amusement park, so I won't have another day.

Seeing this Weibo post by Xu Wen, Guo Jie couldn't help grinding his teeth. Does Lu Chen only take people to amusement parks?Could it be the same one as last time?

The mood suddenly became extremely bad, Guo Jie groaned, and he didn't want to browse Weibo anymore. Just as he was about to turn off the computer and go to sleep, the private chat that suddenly turned on again caught his attention.

I just jerk off today: Do you have buttons?

What the hell!What the hell!What the hell!

Guo Jie felt that he was either dazzled or hysterical, and his wife would ask him to buckle up?Could it be someone hacked?Or sent it to the wrong person?

Cover CV on Broken Pot: Ma'am, did you send it to the wrong person...

When Guo Jie realized that he had accidentally typed out what was in his heart and sent it, everything was irreversible. He covered his face in embarrassment, not daring to see what reply his wife would send him.

When Guo Jie was finally ready, the one-shot reply had already been sent.

I only have a shot today: No, is it convenient to give it?

Lid CV on Broken Pot: Easy and convenient!

Guo Jie sent his KouKou number to the other party without any hesitation. Having a wife with a KouKu number is what he has always dreamed of, okay?Since the wife did not post to the wrong person, there is no one to entangle with, it must be sent, and it is not human if it is not sent!

The action of just rolling a cannon was very fast. Not long after Guo Jie sent the Koukou number, the icon in the lower right corner turned into a small speaker with the sound of coughing.

Guo Jie hastily clicked on the notification, with an inexplicable hunger on his face.He has long wanted to know what his wife's nickname is called, as well as her personal signature. I don't know if it is completely different from his style of painting on Weibo...

However, it turned out that his wife's painting style was consistent with what he felt on Weibo.With a blank personal signature and a concise and clear nickname, even if the wife didn't write "I'm a jerk off" in the verification message, he can be 100% sure that the owner of this account is me jerk off today.

Looking at his simple and rough nickname with only a capital letter L, Guo Jie suddenly thought of another person in his friend list, the guy whose nickname only has the word "Lu"... Ahh!Is this someone who can be compared with Mrs. !He's literally defiled his wife!

Someone in the trumpet next door: "Ah-choo!"

The other party seemed to have no intention of saying hello first, so Guo Jie, who had waited for a long time before receiving a message from the other party, decided to take the initiative.

Pot cover: Ma'am, good evening XD

I just jerk off today: Well, good evening.

Looking at the official tone of the other party, Guo Jie inexplicably thought of that guy who also likes to add a period after every sentence... Bah, bah, bah, he said that he should not defile his wife, why did he still compare that guy with his wife? , um...it must be that guy's fault!

Someone next door who just sent a message: "Ah-choo--ah-choo-!"

Pot cover: Is your wife not busy with work today?If I remember correctly, today should be Thursday!

I only have a shot today: I recently signed a big order, so the company will be closed tomorrow.

Pot cover: That's it!Congratulations to the wife XD, where is the wife going to play?

I only had a shot today: I didn’t think about it.

Looking at the three words sent by the other party, Guo Jie's eyes lit up, but before he was about to give advice to his wife, the second message sent by the other party poured out his enthusiasm like an ice bucket falling from the sky. The heart is cool and the heart is flying.

I only have one shot today: But I want to ask the person I like to go out to bask in the sun and see the scenery.

Oh.

Guo Jie pursed his lips, how could he have forgotten, his wife has someone she likes.

Pot cover: Has the wife decided where to take him to play?

Guo Jie asked some gossiping questions, but a little disappointed made him choose not to put on facial expressions.

I just had a blast today: I didn't think about it, the last time I took him to the playground, he didn't seem very happy.

Seeing the news from his wife, Guo Jie rolled his eyes. What's wrong with people nowadays? Why do they love going to playgrounds every now and then?What's so interesting about playgrounds? The kind of place that turns into a Shura field after playing is the most annoying!

Pot cover: I think, ma’am, it’s more interesting to treat him to something delicious than going to a place like an amusement park!

Guo Jie made a very sincere suggestion, but he never thought that not everyone is as passionate about food as he is.

I just jerk off today: Don’t you think that’s not romantic enough?

Pot cover: If you want to be romantic, you can have a candlelight dinner!

I only have a shot today: two big men having a candlelight dinner, they will be surrounded by crowds.

Guo Jie, who was originally upright and confident, lost his breath after seeing his wife's reply.Indeed, even as a gay man, if he sees two men having a candlelight dinner regardless of other people's eyes, he has to stop and watch for a while...

Pot cover: Then go eat at a stall!I ate a lot of cheap and delicious stalls, and the skewers are also very emotional!

I just want to eat a cannon today: there are indeed many cheap and delicious food stalls, but I really can’t see the sentiment of eating skewers.

The feeling of being slapped in the face by my beloved wife is cool, really cool.

Guo Jie rubbed his face that was not swollen but was indeed "swollen", and continued to give his wife his bad ideas.

Pot cover: That small restaurant is fine too!As long as it is delicious, the other party will definitely buy it!Especially invite him to eat something that must be grabbed, and then confess to him when he gnaws his face, how romantic!

I just had a shot today: ...you have really strong taste.

Seeing his wife's reply, Guo Jie scratched his face, hmm...he seems to be rejected by his wife?

At eight o'clock the next morning, Guo Jie, who had just woken up, looked at the sunlight outside the window and gave a big lazy waist.Thinking of the night he stalked and chatted with his wife last night, Guo Jie expressed his satisfaction.

After having breakfast with Lu Chen, Guo Jie threw the bowls and chopsticks into the dishwasher and started watching TV, but the strange thing is, he watched the whole episode of the TV series, and Lu Chen still sat beside him without a word. movement.

"Aren't you going to work?" Guo Jie turned his head curiously and asked Lu Chen, but the other party didn't even give him a look, and still focused on the TV: "Today is off."

"Oh..." Why did he forget, Xu Wen's Weibo post said that Lu Chen is on vacation today and wants to take him to the amusement park.But... Guo Jie glanced at the wall clock on the wall, and the hour hand was already close to ten.It's almost ten o'clock, why is Lu Chen still watching TV here, if it's later, they won't have much fun today.

"Aren't you going out?" Guo Jie finally couldn't control his curiosity and his broken mouth, and asked Lu Chen.Lu Chen turned his head to look at him in surprise, obviously not understanding what he meant by asking such a question without thinking.

"It's okay, I... I'll just ask casually, haha..." Guo Jie laughed a few times in embarrassment, turned his head and pretended to be watching TV very seriously.

"...Do you want to eat something delicious?" Lu Chen was silent for a while, and just when Guo Jie thought he didn't intend to continue asking, he said such words without thinking.

"Think about it." Guo Jie said without even turning his head, "Are you inviting me?"

"Well, I invite you." Lu Chen responded quickly, as if he was following his words casually, but Guo Jie's reaction was inexplicably strong. He turned his head suddenly, with a face of "Are you kidding?" Let me" look at Lu Chen with an expression.Lu Chen was laughed at by him, turned his head and raised an eyebrow at him: "Why, don't you believe me?"

"Letter, letter..." Guo Jie nodded, and resumed his original expression, but his mind began to move crazily.Didn't Lu Chen say he was going on a date with Xu Wen? Why did he invite him to eat suddenly?Could it be that they plan to go on a date with Xu Wen after they finish eating?But by then the time must be wrong.

"Sentence or not." Lu Chen obviously didn't see the twists and turns in Guo Jie's mind, and didn't have the patience to wait for Guo Jie to clean up the mess in his mind. After throwing this sentence, Lu Chen began to concentrate again. watched TV.

"Go!" Guo Jie responded hastily, joking, who wouldn't eat a free lunch?