That facial paralysis you dropped your book

Angrily closing the private chat with Cucumber, Guo Jie stared at the only pair of dogs on his list who had escaped from the group, and fell into deep thought.what to do?Is it better to go to Guo Wubuyan, or to go to Lu Chen?I always feel that it is not good to look for either side.

Guo Jie struggled for a while, and still thought it would be better to find someone he knew better, but he sent a message to Lu Chen, but he didn't get a reply after waiting for a long time.Suddenly remembering that he should be dating Xu Wen right now, Guo Jie turned into a deflated ball and slumped on the table.

It seems that relying on others is always better than relying on oneself, Guo Jie decisively opened the search engine, intending to find out if there is a child who is troubled with him and ask questions.He searched, and sure enough, he found a lot of questions, but the answers below were different, which made Guo Jie even more entangled.

Closing the page in pain, Guo Jie planned to browse Weibo to change his mood, but just after opening it, he saw the new Weibo that I only posted about today.This Weibo of his has become popular because he posted a photo of his right hand and said "This is my partner".

Guo Jie stared blankly at the slender hand with distinct knuckles and ten fingers in the photo, and suddenly wondered whether to lick his wife's hand first, or complain about his right hand being his object first.

Guo Jie finally decided to let these two things happen at the same time.While prprpr licking his wife's hand, he quickly typed "Hahaha Madam, you exposed the fact that you masturbate with your right hand!"

After he posted his comment, he casually glanced at other messages in the comment area, and it seemed that many fans who still didn't believe that his wife was a man were still leaving messages asking "Madam, is this your boyfriend's hand?".Guo Jie groaned and rolled his eyes. How could a single wife have a boyfriend? Of course it was his own doing!

As a person who can control everything with face control, voice control, hand control, clavicle control, Guo Jie said that with such good-looking hands, he must be a good person.

Guo Jie, who was not afraid to meet his wife suddenly, took a deep breath, started a private chat with his wife, and the wife still didn't reply him, but this did not dampen the surging courage in his chest at the moment.

Pot Lid: Ma'am!Let's face it!Come on ma'am!

I only have one shot today: ugly refusal.

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Damn madam, you actually replied in seconds!You've been there just now haven't you!You've been ignoring what I just sent!Damn you still call me ugly!My heart hurts so much!

Guo Jie felt that his whole body was about to fluctuate, he was in poor health... Hey, hey, he went to the wrong theater.

Feeling that he was deeply hurt by his wife, Guo Jie wiped away the non-existent tears from the corners of his eyes, and tapped on the keyboard with a posture that he thought was weak like Xizi but actually like Dongshi on the street corner.

Pot cover: Ma'am, how can you treat me like this, I'm going to die, I'm going to die!

I only jerk off today: Oh, die.

Guo Jie: "..."

My wife can't be so heartless.

Although after Guo Jie's shameless offensive, his wife was finally willing to chat with him again, but no matter what, she was unwilling to agree to have a face-to-face with him, even after he accidentally mentioned the word face-to-face, His wife will ignore him for a long time.

Guo Jie really regretted it at this time, if he had known...if he had known, he would not have wanted to promise his wife so much directly!

However, it was too late.

I only have one shot today: I'm off work, I'll go home first, and we'll talk later.

Guo Jie, who originally wanted to be a demon for a while, saw the message from his wife, and resigned to his fate, he sent a message to his wife to see you later, accompanied by a lot of nagging about safety and avoiding accidents, which seemed totally inappropriate. It's like the tone of a fan talking to his wife, but it's like an old lady talking about her own son.

After happily closing the chat window with his wife, Guo Jie hummed a song and clicked on the "Alien" interactive group, but there was still a dancing familiar avatar in the lower right corner, which belonged to Lu Chen.

Although Lu Chen had ignored him before, Guo Jie, who thought he was very conscientious, still clicked on the chat box with him.

Boss: Why do you ask this?

Pot cover: Don't do anything, don't do anything, it's all right.

However, the message he sent in the past fell to nothing again, and the other party seemed not even willing to give him a word "oh".Guo Jie gritted his teeth angrily, but when he remembered that he had to rely on the other party to bring back his dinner, he swallowed the series of cursing and sarcasm forcefully.

There was a sound at the door on time, and Guo Jie happily jumped to the door, but he waited for a while, but the other party never opened the door.Guo Jie, whose stomach was already growling, couldn't wait any longer. He opened the door and complained without looking at anyone outside: "When are you so stupid that you can't even open the door?" ?”

"What did you say!" An angry female voice came from outside the door. According to Guo Jie's sensitivity to voice, when the other party spoke, he confirmed that the other party was an elderly woman, and there was a strange sense of familiarity that made him a little It's creepy.He hurriedly raised his eyes from the ground, and then stared dumbfounded at the woman standing outside the door with an angry face.

Lu Chen fucking.

Hmm...why is there a man behind?

"Is this how you usually shout at my son?!" The man behind Lu's mother yelled at him, causing Guo Jie to flinch in fright.Damn it, Lu Chen's father.

Looking at the two people outside the door looking unhappy, Guo Jie froze for a while, then closed the door decisively.

Hearing the roar from outside the door, and the slamming knock on the door, Guo Jie took out the cell phone in his trouser pocket in fear, and called Lu Chen.The other party seemed to be driving, and it took a while to pick up.

"Hey?"

"Boss, why are you late again today! Your parents killed you!!"

"...I'll be right back, wait for me."

Throwing away the soon-to-burn cigarette butt in his hand, Guo Jie stamped it out annoyedly, and got into the car.As he drove home, he circulated all kinds of three-character scriptures in dirty characters in his heart.No wonder his mother suddenly called him again and said things that could irritate him, so she didn't have a heart for him.

Suddenly he regretted how close he was to Guo Jie on purpose in front of his mother last time. He knew what kind of people his parents were, and even more so how difficult they were to deal with when they were aggressive.He stepped on the gas pedal decisively, hoping that Guo Jie would make it home by himself.

Lu Chen thought about many scenarios, but the only thing he didn't expect was that his parents blocked the door of his house, swearing and banging on the door, but the door of their house was always tightly closed, not leaving a single crack for the elders. Down.

The corners of his mouth, which could hardly be restrained, were tightly pursed again after seeing his father's face clearly. He quickly stepped forward and grabbed the other's hand that continued to slam the door: "What do you want to do?"

"What do we want to do? It's you who want to do it!" Seeing who was holding his wrist, Father Lu not only didn't hold back, but his roar became louder. Lu Chen glanced at the man who opened the door to watch the excitement because of the too much noise. The neighbor frowned very irritably: "What did I do to make you smash the door of my house like two robbers who wanted to break into the house?"

"What are you talking about! How can you compare your parents to robbers?!" Lu's mother, who had been silent for a long time, also joined the battle, but just as she finished speaking, the door that had been closed was suddenly opened, Before the three of them came back to their senses, a hand stretched out from the door, it grabbed Lu Chen's elbow, and then pulled Lu Chen into the room while they were still in a daze. into the house.

Reaching out, pulling people, and closing the door, Guo Jie looked helplessly at the anti-theft door that had been slammed again. He turned his head and said worriedly to Lu Chen who was inexplicably silent: "Our door will not be slammed." Is it bad?"

Lu Chen, who was still gloomy, suddenly laughed when he heard his question, "No, this brand is of good quality."

"Then I'm relieved." Guo Jie sighed, then extended his hand to Lu Chen: "Where's my dinner?"

"I was in a hurry to come back, I forgot to buy it." Lu Chen stretched out his empty hands and shrugged his shoulders deliberately.

"..." Guo Jie looked at his empty hands, and suddenly had the idea of ​​chopping them off and stewing them and eating them.He collapsed on the sofa behind him, staring blankly at the blank ceiling, and said quietly to the "moving" background music outside the door: "Boss, do your family members and I have a natural horoscope? Why don't you I’m going to be hungry if someone comes to my house?”

Lu Chen glanced at the gate that was starting to fade away, and sat down beside Lu Chen: "Then order a takeaway?"

Guo Jie's eyes lit up when he heard the food, "Then eat that sweet and sour pork ribs rice! I haven't eaten since that day!"

As if recalling a memory that had been buried for a long time, Lu Chen smiled, reached out and took out his mobile phone: "No problem. But..." He paused on the dialing interface: "You can eat if you want, you have to help I have a favor."

"Wow, you are still a human being, and you have learned to take advantage of the fire?" Guo Jie looked at him very contemptuously, as if hoping that he would perceive something like conscience under the influence of his gaze, but Lu Chen told him with his actual actions. What does Guo Jie mean by "I have no conscience at all".He held the mobile phone on the dialing interface in his hand, turned his head and showed a very "kind" smile to Lu Chen: "Either do me this favor, or wait for tomorrow's breakfast. Oh, by the way, don't want to Order takeaway by myself, I have a hundred ways to prevent the delivery boy from coming in."

Guo Jie glanced at the time displayed on the wall clock, and bowed his head to the boss's power resignedly: "Okay, tell me, how can you help me."

Putting down the mobile phone in his hand, Lu Chen looked at the dejected Guo Jie and showed a malicious smile.