That facial paralysis you dropped your book

"This must be an illusion caused by my narcissism..." Guo Jie No. 20 repeated this sentence eight times. He tried to use this sentence to brainwash himself, but the effect was not very good.After all, the similarity between the shou in that picture and his appearance is close to 80.00%. Could there be such a coincidence in the world?

Guo Jie scratched his chin. Although he often chats with his wife recently, he has never posted a selfie on his Weibo, and he has never posted an ordinary landscape photo. Why would his wife draw such a picture? Woolen cloth……

What's especially abnormal is that every time the little pornographic picture is a casual painting style, but this time it is a very delicate impasto.And because of the rarity, even though the shou was very similar to himself, he still saved the little yellow picture in his phone.

What kind of person would do such a thing as saving a little yellow picture of a character who looks so similar to himself!Guo Jie couldn't help but scolded himself angrily in his heart, and stretched out his hands to cover his slightly hot cheeks.

Fortunately, no one will see this picture except for those who intentionally flipped through his phone!Guo Jie secretly comforted himself in his heart, but he forgot that he has a physique, that is, eight out of ten sentences must set a flag.

The XO game company has a habit of holding a buffet-style group dinner in the hotel in the middle of every month, and the company pays all the expenses.No one doesn't like to eat free food, including Guo Jie of course.

Wearing his everyday suit, Guo Jie walked happily among the rows of dining tables, with the plates in his hands becoming full and empty as he moved.

"Look at how gluttonous you are." Just as Guo Jie forked a large piece of steak into the dinner plate, he heard a female voice behind him say so.He sniffled, put down the plate in his hand, turned his head and made a face at Wei Xian who was standing behind him.

Wei Xian: "...Fuck, are you courting death?!" Lang Weixian, who was wearing a lavender dress, angrily reached out to pull his ear, but before her hand could touch his ear, she heard the sound behind her. A familiar male voice coughed lightly.Cold sweat suddenly broke out on her back, she quickly withdrew her hand, pretended that she hadn't done anything, turned around and smiled dryly: "Boss, good evening!"

"En." Lu Chen responded without enthusiasm. Just as Wei Xian was about to slip away with oil on his feet, he suddenly cut off her leaving: "How is the character design of the game in Group B?"

Cold sweat suddenly broke out on Lang Weixian's forehead, and she laughed "hehe" twice, "It will be over soon! My painters are all very hardworking, except for him." Seeing the look in Lu Chen's eyes Disbelieving, Lang Weixian decisively added the last sentence and pointed his finger at Guo Jie.

Guo Jie, who was hit by an arrow inexplicably, said that his poor knee hurts a little.

"Well, that's fine, it's fun." Lu Chen smiled at her, and just let her go.

Lang Weixian slipped away feeling relieved, and Guo Jie, who was standing there watching the drama, looked at her back with glee, not noticing that Lu Chen was approaching him step by step.

"How's your manuscript?" The voice he heard every day suddenly came from beside him, saying the last sentence he didn't want to hear.

"It will be changed soon, please!" He smiled obsequiously, but Lu Chen obviously didn't intend to follow him. He looked at Guo Jie coldly, showing a faint smile: " Great, I'm looking forward to it."

Guo Jie nodded in a panic, lowered his head and continued to eat the steak on his plate.Damn, the boss's smile just now is so scary... It's like a wolf grandma who is about to swallow Little Red Riding Hood in one gulp!

The highlight of the dinner was not all food. When the time passed by eight o'clock in the evening, the surrounding lights suddenly went out, and the stage in the center of the hall, which had been empty for a long time, finally lit up.

The stage with flashing lights of various colors became the only light source in the entire hall. Even Guo Jie, who was concentrating on food, couldn't hold back his curiosity and moved his attention to the stage.

"Hello, dear colleagues! Good evening, everyone!" The host who suddenly jumped onto the stage said like chicken blood, but the audience in the audience didn't give him a warm response, most of them just looked indifferent Staring at him intently, he didn't forget to eat what was in his hand.

"Uh huh..." Seemingly feeling the awkward atmosphere at the scene, the host coughed, "I know, everyone is basically full, right? Then..."

"No!" Before the host finished speaking, the employees who were eating and watching under the stage shouted in unison.Guo Jie, who was not involved, put the last bite of steak into his mouth, looked at the host with pity for a while, and then began to look for delicious food at various tables in the dark.

The host standing on the stage twitched the corner of his mouth, and suddenly had the thought of throwing the microphone down in his hand, killing one by one.He forced himself to calm down, and showed a ferocious and distorted smile to the audience: "In order to let everyone have fun and stay high, not only will there be food tonight, but also a band to help out!" He stretched out his hand and waved it aside However, because the band was idle for a long time, the band who was busy chatting did not notice him.The host felt that a mouthful of old blood was choking in his throat, and he might spit it out with a "pop" at any time.

"And! We also have a series of mini-games! Every game has a prize, from the latest Lizi 8 mobile phone to a 4-inch [-]K TV, everything! And the provider of all the prizes is our dearest Boss, let us thank our dear boss with warm applause!"

It seemed that because of the prizes, the atmosphere at the scene finally became lively. Almost everyone put down the plates in their hands and applauded heavily with all their strength.

The host looked at the audience with great relief, and ran off the stage with a brain fever, and handed the microphone in front of Lu Chen: "Boss, warm applause to the employees, do you have anything to say?!"

Lu Chen looked at him very calmly, without a trace of happiness on his calm face.The host was a bit more relaxed now, and just as he was about to put the microphone back and say a few words to smooth things over, Lu Chen said, "Compared with applause, it's better to work hard."

host:"……"

Everyone: "..."

The whole hall fell into silence, except for the sound of heartless Guo Jie still chewing, there was no other sound.The host who managed to stir up the atmosphere regretted his actions just now, so everyone always said that impulsiveness is the devil, which is not unreasonable.

"Okay! Thank you boss for your speech!" The host made an embarrassing High gesture, turned around and ran back to the stage, "Come on! Music!"

Finally realizing that it was time for him to work, the band hurriedly started playing. The drumbeat was so intense that many people couldn't help but start to sway to the rhythm. Even Guo Jie couldn't help writhing while eating.However, before he could twist twice, he felt something lightly rubbing against his buttocks.

Guo Jie: "???"

He hurriedly turned his head away, but there was no one behind him except Lu Chen who was about ten steps away from him.

Maybe I'm thinking too much.Guo Jie thought about it, turned around again, and bent down to choose from all kinds of food on the table.

Just as he was about to get up with a piece of lamb chops on the plate, he felt his ass was rubbed by someone again.Guo Jie's reaction this time was extremely fast, he quickly grabbed the opponent's hand that was still on his buttocks with his free hand.

It was not an illusion before.Guo Jie squeezed the man's wrist angrily, he turned around, and was stunned when he saw the man's face clearly.

Lu Chen looked at Guo Jie clutching his hand in embarrassment. He didn't expect Guo Jie to react so quickly, so he boldly touched it again. He didn't expect to be caught this time.

"...Uh, boss?" Guo Jie was no better than him, he was so embarrassed that he didn't know what to say, he opened his mouth, let go of Lu Chen's hand, turned back and pretended to be nothing Nothing ever happened.

Feeling that the complaints that were sealed in his heart could no longer be suppressed, Guo Jie hurriedly forked the lamb chops and stuffed them into his mouth, trying to press back the anger that was about to burst out of his heart with delicious food.

"..." Lu Chen looked at his eating back, stretched out his hand in his direction, and finally dropped it powerlessly.

"Okay! I believe everyone is all high now!" The host who exited the stage when the band started to play reappeared. He made a move that he thought was cool, which attracted a lot of boos.He glanced at the audience with some distaste, and raised the mobile phone box he was holding in his right hand: "So you don't want to see me? Then you probably don't want to play games anymore, so I'll take the prize away?"

"Stop! Keep the prize!"

Wei Xian gave a loud shout and raised her hand.Guo Jie also glanced longingly at the stage.

"Want to try it?" Lu Chen walked up to him and asked, Guo Jie looked up at him in surprise, obviously it was the first time he saw someone thicker than himself.He looked at the few people who signed up for the stage and nodded.

"I'll help you look at your phone and coat, you go." Lu Chen smiled and held out his hand to him.Guo Jie looked at his palm, was stunned for a while, then decisively put the phone in his hand, then took off his suit jacket and threw it towards him, then turned around and ran towards the stage: "Wait for me! Participate too!"

Putting the suit jacket covering his head on his elbows, Lu Chen looked at his back with a smile, and the hand holding his mobile phone was casually hanging by his side.He had no intention of looking at Guo Jie's phone, not to mention that almost everyone will set a lock screen password, and he is not a human code cracker, so how could he crack his password.

Just as he was concentrating on the stage, Guo Jie's cell phone vibrated suddenly, as if an alarm clock had sounded. He looked down, and sure enough, it was.

He turned off the alarm clock casually, only to find that the phone went directly to the desktop.Lu Chen froze for a moment, and suddenly had the urge to peek at Guo Jie to see if he took a selfie.He glanced at Guo Jie on the stage with some guilt, seeing that he was very serious in the game, the idea of ​​peeking became more and more serious.

Pursing his lips tightly, Lu Chen looked left and right again to make sure that no one was paying attention to him, and then secretly opened Guo Jie's photo album.However, what he didn't expect was that Guo Jie's latest picture would be this one...