That facial paralysis you dropped your book

Back in the bedroom, Lu Chen felt that there seemed to be an unusual smell in the air. He frowned and walked to the door of the bathroom. After making sure that there was no peculiar smell wafting from it, he walked slowly to the bed.His bed was no different from when he left, the quilt was still made very flat, and the pillows were in their place.

Maybe I'm overthinking.He thought, sitting on the edge of the bed.Just as he sat down, he stood up abruptly.The source of that smell was actually on his bed!

Lying on the bed, Guo Jie reached out and touched the remote control of the air conditioner. The weather was getting hotter and hotter, and it was time to turn on the air conditioner when going to bed.After adjusting the temperature just right, Guo Jie pulled the air conditioner on his body again.When he thought of Lu Chen's expression when he put his head on the pillow and found a faint smell of urine, he couldn't help but want to laugh.

However, Guo Jie, who was being smirked while holding the air conditioner, didn't know that Lu Chen had a nickname in elementary school, called Race Dog.

The reason why Lu Chen has such an ugly nickname is all due to his nose, which has been particularly sensitive to smell since he was born, almost comparable to a dog's nose.

So until Lu Chen stood in front of him, Guo Jie still couldn't believe that he was so calm.

"What did you do?" Lu Chen raised his pillow without any ups and downs, and Guo Jie didn't know whether it was because he hadn't recovered, or because he was going to refuse to admit it, so he just looked at him blankly and didn't respond.

Lu Chen looked at him for a long while, and confirmed that he just didn't come back to his senses, so he didn't bother to talk to Guo Jie who was in a daze, and directly covered the dirty pillow in his hand on Guo Jie. Mustard's face.

Feeling a strong smell coming from the pillow covering his face, Guo Jie hastily stretched out his hand to pull the pillow, but just as he pulled it away to take a breath, the smelly pillow was pushed back by Lu Chen with a slap on his face.

"Do you still dare in the future?" Lu Chen asked Guo Jie coldly after removing the pillow that covered Guo Jie's face. From the corner of the eye, when he saw Lu Chen throwing the pillow on the ground, he looked at him pitifully: "I was wrong, I don't dare to do it again."

Lu Chen stared at him silently for a while, then picked up the pillow on the floor, patted the dust and walked out of the guest room in satisfaction.

Guo Jie stared at his back with hatred, and suddenly had the idea of ​​turning into a mad wolf and pounced on him and bit his neck off.However, when Lu Chen closed the door, Guo Jie's first reaction was not to treat Lu Chen, but rushed into the bathroom quickly, washed his face three times, and rubbed his face carefully each time. That's not too firm facial skin.

That night, Guo Jie fell asleep with a blushing face.

At six o'clock the next morning, Guo Jie, who had had a nightmare all night, woke up.He sat up in pain, and hugged his head that was so painful that it was almost split due to lack of sleep.Opening a pair of bloodshot eyes, Guo Jie suddenly had the urge to continue painting "Boss, You Torturing Old Fairy".

But when he thought that Lu Chen was already Xu Wen's boyfriend, he instantly became weak again.

Guo Jie, who was suddenly lost, got up and turned on the computer, and ran to the bathroom to wash up while it was on. When he came back, the computer was completely ready for work.He sat in front of the computer, took out the tablet from the drawer, opened the PS software, and still couldn't resist clicking the button.

Coincidentally, as soon as Guo Jie opened the button, he saw the avatar of the "Outlier" communication group flashing non-stop. He clicked on it and looked at the chat history of last night, only to realize that today is the day when the first issue of "Outlier" is released .In the message of posting on the forum at [-] o'clock tonight and reposting it on Weibo at [-] o'clock tonight, Qi Ying specifically AT him.

Guo Jie, who silently wrote down in his heart, closed the Koukou group, turned the page back to PS, and continued to struggle for small money.

His original plan was to spend a whole day today to complete the manuscript, then get a good night's sleep, record half of the remaining dry sound tomorrow, and record the remaining half the day after tomorrow.He always thought this plan was perfect, but he never thought that lack of sleep would affect his painting skills.

Because of mental fatigue, Guo Jie not only slowed down the movements of his hands, but also dropped a lot in quality. If you look closely, you will find many rough places.

He was yawning while drawing, except when Lu Chen came to ask him to eat, he hardly had any energy, and when Lu Chen came to ask him to eat for the second time, he was already hungry and found that he forgot to eat lunch.

After dinner, Guo Jie finished the final drawing. He didn't even have the energy to retouch the pen. After sending the finished manuscript to Lang Weixian's mailbox, Guo Jie glanced at the time in the lower right corner, and found that there were still 2 hours left. A few minutes after eight o'clock, his spirit suddenly recovered. He hurriedly opened the forum and began to refresh and wait for the release of "Alien".

Qi Ying is a person who is very precise about time. At 30:[-], Guo Jie successfully posted the "Alien" post on the homepage of the forum. After Qi Ying finished posting, he hurriedly typed "sofa" in the input box. A word, and then sent it out in a hurry.

(1st floor) 100 years of robbing sofas: ah, the sofa is mine! w(OДO)w

(Floor 2) The cover on the broken pot: the sofa

Guo Jie: "..."

Damn, it's embarrassing for a thief.

Sure enough, after the floor and the basement were occupied, the crew members, especially the evil forces headed by Qi Ying, used emoticons to attack him cruelly and mockingly.

(20th Floor) Qiyue Qiong: 23333 My pot, I didn't expect to capsize, right?You just typed two words, but you still haven’t beat others, and you typed several times, 2333333 with an emoticon! 【Funny】.jpg

(Floor 23) Cucumbers are perfect: 23333 He definitely didn't expect that, but! 【I thought of it】.jpg

(25th Floor) Chrysanthemum Tea: Don’t do this, the pot will be uncomfortable! 【But I don't care】.jpg

(Floor 37) Do you want to eat eggs: Oh, you inhumane people, get the hell out of here!My poor pot, don't cry, I'm here.But I don't intend to ask you for an explanation, ahahahahaha! 【I didn't expect it】.jpg

Guo Jie: "...grass."

No longer wanting to see how they planned to use emojis to harm him, Guo Jie angrily closed the browser, stared at his pink-haired loli desktop for a while, because he felt bored, he couldn’t help and He opened the forum and continued to read. Along with their messages, Guo Jie's face became bright like a revolving lantern.

[Lord accepts] The lid on the broken pot: what do you mean! !

Guo Jie, who couldn't bear it any longer, opened the Koukou group angrily, but his words only got everyone "hahaha" in different lengths but very consistent.

shit!

Cursing angrily in his heart, Guo Jie closed the Koukou group angrily, and decided to play online games for a while.Just as he was about to turn off Koukou, Lang Weixian's avatar jumped up in the lower right corner.

Guo Jie, who felt inexplicably uneasy, hesitated for a while before clicking on Lang Weixian's private chat. Sure enough, when he saw what Lang Weixian had posted, Guo Jie was in a bad mood.

Lang Weixian: What, the boss said he wanted to talk to you, right now.Hurry up and find him... I have brought my words, I slipped away...

A feeling that the mountain rain is about to come and the wind is blowing over the building, Guo Jie shivered, and moved towards the door with two stiff legs.However, after finally moving to the door, he was a little afraid to go out, and he still didn't dare to unscrew the hand on the doorknob.However, the doorknob moved without waiting for him to turn it.

Before Guo Jie, who was in a daze, could tear his hand off the handle, he jumped out following the door that opened suddenly.

Then he groaned and fell to the ground.

Climbing up from the floor in some embarrassment, Guo Jie glanced at Lu Chen who dodged away the moment he fell out with some resentment. Damn, will he die if he is picked up?However, after seeing Lu Chen's expression clearly, Guo Jiesheng swallowed the complaint he almost uttered.

Rubbing his sore knee, Guo Jie observed Lu Chen's expression, and after confirming that his expression was still the same as before, he said cautiously: "Boss, what do you want from me?"

"Don't you think the manuscript you handed in today is too sloppy?" He turned his head and met Guo Jie's eyes, his eyes were so frightened that Guo Jie trembled, and he quickly laughed dryly: "No, I don't think so."

"I think."

"..."

Whoa, bro, so there's no way to talk.

When Lu Chen reprimanded him and left the guest room with a satisfied face, Guo Jie glanced at his mobile phone tremblingly, 09:30.The feeling of being scolded by the boss for a whole hour is really uncomfortable.

Guo Jie, who felt that his mentality had almost completely collapsed, ran to the computer tremblingly, not daring to see what Qi Yinghui would say about him in the group. He opened Weibo and reposted the release of "Alien" on Weibo, and then turned off the computer .

After taking a shower, Guo Jie collapsed on the bed, like a wilted little dried flower.After two rolls on the bed without any sleepiness, Guo Jie finally couldn't resist the urge to check Weibo. He took out his mobile phone and logged into his own Weibo account. This account only has two followers, one is "I The big account is "I only masturbate today" and the other is the trumpet account of "I only masturbate today".

It’s true that Three Yuan is very busy. His account has not been updated for more than three months, so Guo Jie hasn’t logged in to his account for a long time.But it was a coincidence that Guo Jie just refreshed and saw the update reminder that he only played a small number of guns.Guo Jie, who was excited all of a sudden, was not in a hurry to look at the picture, but left a message and reposted a wave, and then clicked on the picture to start admiring it carefully.

This time the update is a bundled Play, sitting on a chair with nothing/naked and bound by a tortoise shell, and an indescribable long strip stuffed in an indescribable place .

Alas……

Guo Jie silently covered his face, which had grown twice as big, but the big face did not prevent him from licking his wife's new picture angrily.He once again turned his attention to the picture displayed on the phone, but when he looked at it, he suddenly felt that something was wrong...

How the hell does this shou look so much like him? !