That facial paralysis you dropped your book

After chatting with his beloved wife for a while, Guo Jie said goodbye to his wife happily, and began to think about the script for this time.This time, the script is my wife's new work "You Little Chick", because of work, my wife hasn't produced it in the past few years, and this is the most popular among the few recent works.

This book still adheres to the usual style of a wife who only loves a gun. It can be regarded as a pure love painting, but the content is full of meaty flavors.

As a reader who loves bloody dramas such as reunion and reunion, Guo Jie finally couldn't hold back after reading the script. He dug out the original copy he bought from a suitcase hidden deep in the closet and replayed it again. stand up.

As an old gay who has been single for many years, the description of feelings in the book and the honey positions that make people blush and heartbeat make him a little unbearable, and he can't stop.

After quickly reading this little yellow manga from cover to cover, Guo Jie put down the book and covered his face, which had grown twice as big, with his hand.He couldn't help but began to think, what kind of person would a wife who can draw such delicate and touching emotional scenes be like?Could it be that she is really a tall, glamorous and sexy Yujie, as rumored in the market?Or a petite and cute loli?

Guo Jie thought a lot about it, but he didn’t guess “I’m only going to masturbate today” to men. After all, in the books he’s read, male painters generally tend to be muscular. This kind of painting style with clear muscles and lines but the characters tend to be delicate is basically for women, and most of the painters are women.

Touching his bare chin, Guo Jie gave a soft "tsk" sound. Last time he made an abrupt request to his wife, she rejected him cruelly. You won't reject him, will you?Hi, I don't know what kind of girl my wife is...

Guo Jie's focus suddenly jumped from "is the wife a man or a girl" to "what kind of girl is the wife", and finally changed to "what kind of boy does the wife like".

I never thought that as a gay, as a girl's wife, no boy would like him.

Throughout the afternoon, Guo Jie was immersed in reading his wife's notebook repeatedly and couldn't extricate himself. When he came to his senses, it was already time for dinner.He stood up excitedly, and as soon as he opened the door, he saw his boss standing outside his door with his hands raised, as if he was about to knock on the door.

Lu Chen: "..."

Lu Chen, who didn't expect Guo Jie to open the door suddenly, took two steps back in shock, but he quickly stabilized his figure. In order not to let Guo Jie see his momentary shock, he chose to mock Guo Jie. .

"When it's time to eat, it's on time."

Guo Jie: "..."

Damn boss, is there something wrong with you?Did I provoke you?

After dinner, Guo Jie happily threw the bowls and chopsticks into the dishwasher, brushed his teeth, washed his face, and went back to his room.He first opened Weibo and retweeted the promotional Weibo for the first episode of the radio drama "You Little Red Guy", and then swiped Weibo for a while.After reposting a bunch of unnutritious funny jokes, Guo Jie ran to take a shower, and then came back to continue reposting the jokes, accompanied by a series of even less nutritious "hahaha".

Time always runs fast when people have something to do, and it was past eleven in the blink of an eye. Guo Jie yawned and decided to go to bed.However, he still couldn't help but watch his wife's Weibo before going to bed. To his surprise, his wife is actually online at this moment!Somewhat surprised, he sent a message to his wife.

The cover on the broken pot CV: Ma'am, are you still awake?

I only have one shot today: not yet.

Cover CV on the Broken Pot: Is your wife still busy with work? 0A0 Don't be too lucky!

I just had a cannon today: No, I was fishing. ^_^

Guo Jie covered her mouth in surprise, who, who? !Who gave his beloved wife the word "fishing" in popular science, who stained the pure and flawless white paper of his wife with ink!

The cover CV on the broken pot: Jiang, by the way, will there be a second part of your wife's "You Little Red Man Who Scams You"?I always feel that the story inside is not finished qwq

I only jerk off today: Have you seen it?

Looking at the three words sent by his wife, Guo Jie suddenly felt that his identity as a die-hard fan was questioned by his wife, and he typed the keyboard with both hands vigorously.

Cover CV on the Broken Pot: Of course!I have bought every book of my wife!Genuine!Full set!Ma'am, I love you so much, can't you see my burning heart for you!

I just jerked off today: ... Thank you.

Seeing countless embarrassments from his wife's six points, Guo Jie carefully savored the message he just sent, and then felt that he might be a fool.He cleared his throat, trying to dispel the awkward atmosphere by changing the subject.

The cover CV on the broken pot: By the way, the pose of the wife is really great!Every time I see it, I feel that my face is several times bigger XD, by the way, how does my wife know those positions?Are you watching a film or looking for someone to pose for a photo?

Guo Jie sent an emoji covering his face, and then sat obediently like a student who just entered the first grade of elementary school, waiting for a reply.

I just had a shot today: No one seems to be in the business of posing like this, right?As for the source of those postures, it was all experimented by me and my boyfriend before.

Seeing the message from his wife, Guo Jie opened his mouth wide in surprise, what the hell, did you experiment with your boyfriend?This revelation by himself is so explosive. Just as he was still thinking about what to say to his wife, another message from his wife made Guo Jie's jaw almost drop on the table.

I just jerked off today: I thought he had a really good time getting penetrated, so I used those positions.

Guo Jie silently pushed back his chin that fell on the table. Fuck, the amount of information seems to be a bit large. It turns out that his favorite wife is the one who penetrated. Wait... how does the girl penetrate...?

Guo Jie looked at the line of small black characters on the screen, and the tall and beautiful Yu Jie in his heart suddenly shattered to the ground. For some reason, those powders began to combine again and turned into a human form.And it looks more and more like...

Pooh!What the hell!

Guo Jie hurriedly threw the familiar face out of his mind, and when he turned his gaze back to the screen, he realized that his wife had sent another message.

I just slapped a cannon today: Because most of the readers are girls, I have never revealed my gender for fear of scaring them.You're a boy, so I'm not going to keep it a secret, did I scare you?

The CV of the cover on the broken pot: how can there be!Whether the wife is male or female will not change the perfection of the work!I was a little anxious to urinate just now, so I went to pee, because I was afraid that my wife would feel sick, so I didn’t say anything, hehe.

Seeing that the other party seemed to have a hint of loneliness in his tone, Guo Jie hurriedly typed to comfort him, but after sending the message, he felt that his bladder really seemed to respond a little.

The feeling of wanting to go to the bathroom became stronger and stronger, but Guo Jie didn’t dare to tell his wife. If he told his wife that he was going to the bathroom now, no one would believe it. After all, he said that he just went to the bathroom. Once... However, the wife who was not very talkative suddenly started to talk too much. Guo Jie, who couldn't find a time to go to the toilet, expressed that he was anxious and happy.

When he finally said goodnight to his wife, Guo Jie, whose face was livid from suffocation, rushed into the bathroom like a bullet shot from a pistol.

Just as he was halfway through "opening the gate to release the water", he felt that the door of the toilet was suddenly pulled open.

"My water heater is broken and there is no hot water. Let me take a shower here."

The sudden sound of Lu Chen's fright made Guo Jie shake the hand that supported Jiji, and the transparent liquid also threw an arc with his shaking movement, and landed on his pajama pants.

Looking down at the fresh water stains on his pajama pants, and then looking up at his boss with an innocent face, Guo Jie finished draining the water expressionlessly, shook his little brother, and took it back without washing his hands. Wipe Lu Chen's pajamas twice, then pushed him out of the bathroom against his stomach, "I'll use the bathroom in my room first."

Lu Chen didn't stop him, but just watched his movements with raised eyebrows, and when he was about to close the door, he grabbed the wooden door decisively and pulled it outward, "I am the owner of the house. Shall I wash first or sleep on the road?"

Guo Jie: "..."

Looking at the playful Lu Chen, Guo Jie's expression suddenly became very flattering. He let go of the hand holding the door, and after walking out of the bathroom, he respectfully made a "please" gesture to Lu Chen: "Please, please!" please."

He watched Lu Chen walk into the bathroom. The moment he closed the door, Guo Jie threw off the slippers on his feet, took off his dirty pants, and ran silently. After running to the master bedroom, he looked at Lu Chen. The pillow he was sleeping on laughed twice, and after looking left and right to make sure that Lu Chen was taking a shower in the bathroom, he quickly stepped forward and rubbed the water-stained part of his pants against the pillow.

After confirming that the pillow had been stained with that shameful smell, Guo Jie smirked silently, then ran back to the guest room with his bare feet on tiptoe.

The bathroom door was still closed tightly, and the sound of water coming from inside could be faintly heard.Guo Jie hurriedly folded up the dirty pajama pants and grabbed them in his hands, then sat down on the chair and waited for Lu Chen to come out with his bare legs.

Lu Chen actually took a quick shower, Guo Jie came out of the bathroom not long after he sat down.His black eyes glanced over his thighs, and he pointed to the steamy bathroom: "Go and wash."

"Okay, okay." Guo Jie responded with his mouth up and down, and walked towards the door without stopping, but after entering the door, he stopped. After hearing Lu Chen's footsteps getting farther and farther away, he While snickering, he closed the bathroom door.