That facial paralysis you dropped your book
Chapter 67
The corner of Lu Chen's mouth twitched as he looked at the latest picture in Guo Jie's phone album. Isn't this the little yellow picture he deliberately drew according to Guo Jie's appearance?He looked at the little yellow picture, but the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl up.This is the first time he looks at the little yellow picture, and he wants to laugh. Why does Guo Jie save a little yellow picture of the main character who looks so similar to himself?Don't you feel awkward?Or... is he really looking forward to trying this kind of Play by himself?
Maybe he really likes the guy code-named "I just jerk off today".
Lu Chen exited the photo album, cleared the background, locked the screen, and looked up to watch Guo Jie's performance on stage.
The game this time is learned from the Variety Show of Manmantai. Tie a super-thick rubber band with strong elasticity to the waist of the contestant, and then put the corresponding number of cakes five meters in front of the contestant. The contestant cannot use their hands. Whoever eats it with his mouth first will win, and the prize is a brand new unopened pear 8 in the host's hand.
Guo Jie looked at the players on the left and right, and was surprised to find that Lang Weixian was standing in the second position to his right.The other players seemed to be completely unimportant at the moment, he stared at Lang Weixian, his heart began to beat.Damn, if he wins, will he receive a shoe from the editor?
"3, 2, 1! Let's go!" However, there is no time for him to think so much at this moment. The host gave an order, and all the contestants began to rush forward, one by two, wishing to eat the food they had eaten when they were young. All the strength of the grandma is exerted at this moment.
Guo Jie is naturally one of them.With force on his legs, he rushed towards the cake in front of him like a mad dog tied by a rope.
As a little weak chicken with little physical fitness, Guo Jie was unbelievably leading the way, but the others didn't give him time to be happy. He had only taken the lead for a long time, and from the corner of his eye, he saw that Lang Weixian was almost at the same pace as him.
To be honest, the gritted teeth of a lady in an elegant lavender dress is really frightening. At this time, Guo Jie was so scared that his originally extremely firm steps gradually slowed down. Xian took this opportunity to overtake him.
Guo Jie came to his senses when he realized that Lang Weixian was several steps ahead of him.He hurriedly stepped forward again with full horsepower, determined to win this ring of prizes.However, it was too late, the previous sprint consumed a lot of his physical strength, and now he almost had no strength to even take a step, and Lang Weixian seemed to be starting to exert all his strength at this moment, she rushed forward suddenly, not caring whether she would Will be covered with a thick creamy batter on the cake.
Lang Weixian won, at the cost of a face with exquisite makeup and a dress of high-quality materials covered with cream and cake crumbs.
Seeing that there was no hope of winning the prize, Guo Jie felt that the last trace of his physical strength had been drained. He withdrew his strength and sat down on the ground, letting the rubber band drag him back like a dead dog.
Guo Jie, who was so tired that he almost collapsed on the ground, took a long time to recover his normal breathing. He looked around and found that almost all the contestants, except Lang Weixian, who took the prize from the host, were in good spirits. Sitting slumped on the ground, some people simply lay on the ground.
After untying the rubber band wrapped around his waist, Guo Jie pouted his mouth a little bit wronged, and walked off the stage with some twitching thighs.It was only when he escaped from the atmosphere of the game that his legs and waist felt sore from too much force.
"Work hard." Walking to his side, Lu Chen reached out and patted his shoulder.However, it was his light pat that made Guo Jie's slightly trembling thighs almost unable to hold.Forcibly stretching his limp thighs straight, Guo Jie took the phone and jacket from Lu Chen with a dry smile: "Forget it, I just want the phone anyway."
Do you think I will tell you that it is actually because I have no physical strength?
"Okay, everyone had a good time this round, right?" After inviting all the contestants off the stage, the host began to heat up the atmosphere again. However, he has learned his lesson now, and did not wait for the employees in the audience to open their mouths. , he hurriedly picked up his own words: "Okay! Then let's start the next game! The prize for the next game is-an original unopened Lizi 8 mobile phone!"
There was a burst of booing from the employees in the audience, obviously no longer interested in the repeated prizes, but the host didn't show much embarrassment this time, he stretched out his right index finger and waved: "Don't rush to boo, That one just now is 16G, this one is 128G, how about it, does anyone want to participate?"
As soon as the host finished speaking, the employees in the audience were like wolves who smelled meat, their eyes showed a faint green light, and everyone was eager to try.However, the first one to rush onto the stage was Lang Weixian who just got her mobile phone, but she was stopped by the host before she could speak: "Those who got the prize in the previous game can't participate!"
Lang Weixian pouted angrily, turned around and stepped off the stage.The host looked at her back and smiled: "Those who didn't get the prize just now can go on stage and continue to sign up!"
Because of this sentence, the audience became commotion again, but because most people had no energy, only one person who participated in the previous game ran back onto the stage.
Guo Jie held the mobile phone in his hand and looked eagerly at the stage, but his thighs, which were still tense, clearly told him that he no longer had the stamina for the second round.
"Want?" A low voice rang in his ears, Guo Jie was taken aback, and looked up at Lu Chen who spoke.
"I can help you." Lu Chen smiled, "As long as you promise me not to delay the draft this year."
Guo Jie looked at him suspiciously, obviously not trusting this person who usually sits in the office.Lu Chen could see his distrust, raised his eyebrows, and while no one was paying attention to them, he grabbed his hand and put it on his abdomen: "Do you think my physical strength is not as good as yours?"
Feeling the abdominal muscles separated by a thin layer of shirt under the palm, Guo Jie blinked, quickly pulled his hand back, and patted Lu Chen's shoulder heavily: "Please boss, as long as you can help I have my mobile phone in my hand, and I will not delay the draft next year!"
"That's what you said, let's see." Lu Chen smiled, dragged off his suit jacket, and handed it to him along with his mobile phone.Guo Jie took it decisively, stretched out his hand and pushed Lu Chen, motioning him to go up quickly, Lu Chen didn't mind, and quickened his pace towards the stage.
The host obviously didn't think that the boss who was in charge of awarding the prizes would also come on stage to grab the prizes from everyone, so he immediately froze in place.Lu Chen was obviously too lazy to explain anything to him, and stopped where he should stand.
The host twitched his lips, glanced at the employees in the audience who had fallen into a strange silence, and cleared his throat: "Okay! Now the second game begins! First, let the extremely handsome host, that is, here, give you Introduce the rules of the game!" Ignoring the layers of boos from the audience, the host, who had become as thick as a wall, continued, "The rules this time are very simple. There are a total of twenty players on the iron plate in front of each player. A small cake, whoever eats them first will win! Everyone has a bottle of mineral water, which is on the right side of the iron plate, but we only provide one bottle, and we will not be responsible for adding it after drinking it! Okay, everyone prepare Alright? 3, 2, 1! Go!"
After hearing the rules of the game, Guo Jie was dumbfounded. Fuck it, I knew he would go up by himself. These twenty small cakes were easy for him, but...he looked at the person who started to eat gracefully with some concern. Lu Chen glanced at the other players who started to gobble it up, and suddenly felt like God was against him.
Feeling that Lu Chen was going to lose, Guo Jie pursed his lips. He stopped paying attention to the games on the stage, turned around and picked up his own plate, and began to soothe his little heart with delicious food.
However, he had just finished eating a piece of veal steak when he noticed that the atmosphere around him had changed. Cheers and exclamations were mixed together, and there was a lot of cheering mixed in, almost all of which were girls' voices.He put down the plate, looked curiously at the stage, and was dumbfounded with just one glance.
Who the hell is that guy who puts an entire cake in his mouth at once?Is it really his boss? !
Guo Jie watched in disbelief as his boss took a bite of a small cake, swallowed it without chewing twice, and then stuffed another one into his mouth. His bulging cheeks looked like a hamster eating, but his expression And very serious, as if he was approving some important official document, Guo Jie opened his mouth wide in surprise.
When Lu Chen stuffed the last cake into his mouth and downed a whole bottle of mineral water in one breath, the audience was completely silent, and the host's chin almost fell to his feet.He stuttered for a long time before he found his voice: "Gong, congratulations to Mr. Lu Chen for winning this competition!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Lu Chen, who swallowed the cake in his mouth, walked up to him expressionlessly, and took the prize from him without waiting for the host to present the prize.
It wasn't until Lu Chen walked off the stage that everyone still hadn't reacted. What the hell, isn't the boss going up there for the sake of the event?Why was the prize really taken away? !
Lang Weixian, who was the first to react, looked at her boss's back with envy and hatred. If she didn't have any cheap things in her hand except the mobile phone at the moment, she would definitely smash the things in her hands to pieces.
"Remember not to delay the manuscript."
Looking at the mobile phone that Lu Chen handed over, Guo Jie raised his head in a daze, and nodded silly.It was just that he had just picked up the phone, and before he could say "Thank you boss", there was a burst of booing from all around.
Guo Jie, who was not in the spotlight of everyone, became the focus of everyone's attention after Lu Chen handed him the phone, and ran up to him and patted him on the shoulder for something good: "So you are ours!" Boss lady?"
Guo Jie: "..." Damn it, how did he forget that everyone in the company knows that the boss is gay?He looked around subconsciously, and at a glance he saw Xu Wen who was smiling at him standing not far away.
Fuck!Will he be treated by Mrs. Wu Wuyan as a shameless mistress? !
Maybe he really likes the guy code-named "I just jerk off today".
Lu Chen exited the photo album, cleared the background, locked the screen, and looked up to watch Guo Jie's performance on stage.
The game this time is learned from the Variety Show of Manmantai. Tie a super-thick rubber band with strong elasticity to the waist of the contestant, and then put the corresponding number of cakes five meters in front of the contestant. The contestant cannot use their hands. Whoever eats it with his mouth first will win, and the prize is a brand new unopened pear 8 in the host's hand.
Guo Jie looked at the players on the left and right, and was surprised to find that Lang Weixian was standing in the second position to his right.The other players seemed to be completely unimportant at the moment, he stared at Lang Weixian, his heart began to beat.Damn, if he wins, will he receive a shoe from the editor?
"3, 2, 1! Let's go!" However, there is no time for him to think so much at this moment. The host gave an order, and all the contestants began to rush forward, one by two, wishing to eat the food they had eaten when they were young. All the strength of the grandma is exerted at this moment.
Guo Jie is naturally one of them.With force on his legs, he rushed towards the cake in front of him like a mad dog tied by a rope.
As a little weak chicken with little physical fitness, Guo Jie was unbelievably leading the way, but the others didn't give him time to be happy. He had only taken the lead for a long time, and from the corner of his eye, he saw that Lang Weixian was almost at the same pace as him.
To be honest, the gritted teeth of a lady in an elegant lavender dress is really frightening. At this time, Guo Jie was so scared that his originally extremely firm steps gradually slowed down. Xian took this opportunity to overtake him.
Guo Jie came to his senses when he realized that Lang Weixian was several steps ahead of him.He hurriedly stepped forward again with full horsepower, determined to win this ring of prizes.However, it was too late, the previous sprint consumed a lot of his physical strength, and now he almost had no strength to even take a step, and Lang Weixian seemed to be starting to exert all his strength at this moment, she rushed forward suddenly, not caring whether she would Will be covered with a thick creamy batter on the cake.
Lang Weixian won, at the cost of a face with exquisite makeup and a dress of high-quality materials covered with cream and cake crumbs.
Seeing that there was no hope of winning the prize, Guo Jie felt that the last trace of his physical strength had been drained. He withdrew his strength and sat down on the ground, letting the rubber band drag him back like a dead dog.
Guo Jie, who was so tired that he almost collapsed on the ground, took a long time to recover his normal breathing. He looked around and found that almost all the contestants, except Lang Weixian, who took the prize from the host, were in good spirits. Sitting slumped on the ground, some people simply lay on the ground.
After untying the rubber band wrapped around his waist, Guo Jie pouted his mouth a little bit wronged, and walked off the stage with some twitching thighs.It was only when he escaped from the atmosphere of the game that his legs and waist felt sore from too much force.
"Work hard." Walking to his side, Lu Chen reached out and patted his shoulder.However, it was his light pat that made Guo Jie's slightly trembling thighs almost unable to hold.Forcibly stretching his limp thighs straight, Guo Jie took the phone and jacket from Lu Chen with a dry smile: "Forget it, I just want the phone anyway."
Do you think I will tell you that it is actually because I have no physical strength?
"Okay, everyone had a good time this round, right?" After inviting all the contestants off the stage, the host began to heat up the atmosphere again. However, he has learned his lesson now, and did not wait for the employees in the audience to open their mouths. , he hurriedly picked up his own words: "Okay! Then let's start the next game! The prize for the next game is-an original unopened Lizi 8 mobile phone!"
There was a burst of booing from the employees in the audience, obviously no longer interested in the repeated prizes, but the host didn't show much embarrassment this time, he stretched out his right index finger and waved: "Don't rush to boo, That one just now is 16G, this one is 128G, how about it, does anyone want to participate?"
As soon as the host finished speaking, the employees in the audience were like wolves who smelled meat, their eyes showed a faint green light, and everyone was eager to try.However, the first one to rush onto the stage was Lang Weixian who just got her mobile phone, but she was stopped by the host before she could speak: "Those who got the prize in the previous game can't participate!"
Lang Weixian pouted angrily, turned around and stepped off the stage.The host looked at her back and smiled: "Those who didn't get the prize just now can go on stage and continue to sign up!"
Because of this sentence, the audience became commotion again, but because most people had no energy, only one person who participated in the previous game ran back onto the stage.
Guo Jie held the mobile phone in his hand and looked eagerly at the stage, but his thighs, which were still tense, clearly told him that he no longer had the stamina for the second round.
"Want?" A low voice rang in his ears, Guo Jie was taken aback, and looked up at Lu Chen who spoke.
"I can help you." Lu Chen smiled, "As long as you promise me not to delay the draft this year."
Guo Jie looked at him suspiciously, obviously not trusting this person who usually sits in the office.Lu Chen could see his distrust, raised his eyebrows, and while no one was paying attention to them, he grabbed his hand and put it on his abdomen: "Do you think my physical strength is not as good as yours?"
Feeling the abdominal muscles separated by a thin layer of shirt under the palm, Guo Jie blinked, quickly pulled his hand back, and patted Lu Chen's shoulder heavily: "Please boss, as long as you can help I have my mobile phone in my hand, and I will not delay the draft next year!"
"That's what you said, let's see." Lu Chen smiled, dragged off his suit jacket, and handed it to him along with his mobile phone.Guo Jie took it decisively, stretched out his hand and pushed Lu Chen, motioning him to go up quickly, Lu Chen didn't mind, and quickened his pace towards the stage.
The host obviously didn't think that the boss who was in charge of awarding the prizes would also come on stage to grab the prizes from everyone, so he immediately froze in place.Lu Chen was obviously too lazy to explain anything to him, and stopped where he should stand.
The host twitched his lips, glanced at the employees in the audience who had fallen into a strange silence, and cleared his throat: "Okay! Now the second game begins! First, let the extremely handsome host, that is, here, give you Introduce the rules of the game!" Ignoring the layers of boos from the audience, the host, who had become as thick as a wall, continued, "The rules this time are very simple. There are a total of twenty players on the iron plate in front of each player. A small cake, whoever eats them first will win! Everyone has a bottle of mineral water, which is on the right side of the iron plate, but we only provide one bottle, and we will not be responsible for adding it after drinking it! Okay, everyone prepare Alright? 3, 2, 1! Go!"
After hearing the rules of the game, Guo Jie was dumbfounded. Fuck it, I knew he would go up by himself. These twenty small cakes were easy for him, but...he looked at the person who started to eat gracefully with some concern. Lu Chen glanced at the other players who started to gobble it up, and suddenly felt like God was against him.
Feeling that Lu Chen was going to lose, Guo Jie pursed his lips. He stopped paying attention to the games on the stage, turned around and picked up his own plate, and began to soothe his little heart with delicious food.
However, he had just finished eating a piece of veal steak when he noticed that the atmosphere around him had changed. Cheers and exclamations were mixed together, and there was a lot of cheering mixed in, almost all of which were girls' voices.He put down the plate, looked curiously at the stage, and was dumbfounded with just one glance.
Who the hell is that guy who puts an entire cake in his mouth at once?Is it really his boss? !
Guo Jie watched in disbelief as his boss took a bite of a small cake, swallowed it without chewing twice, and then stuffed another one into his mouth. His bulging cheeks looked like a hamster eating, but his expression And very serious, as if he was approving some important official document, Guo Jie opened his mouth wide in surprise.
When Lu Chen stuffed the last cake into his mouth and downed a whole bottle of mineral water in one breath, the audience was completely silent, and the host's chin almost fell to his feet.He stuttered for a long time before he found his voice: "Gong, congratulations to Mr. Lu Chen for winning this competition!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Lu Chen, who swallowed the cake in his mouth, walked up to him expressionlessly, and took the prize from him without waiting for the host to present the prize.
It wasn't until Lu Chen walked off the stage that everyone still hadn't reacted. What the hell, isn't the boss going up there for the sake of the event?Why was the prize really taken away? !
Lang Weixian, who was the first to react, looked at her boss's back with envy and hatred. If she didn't have any cheap things in her hand except the mobile phone at the moment, she would definitely smash the things in her hands to pieces.
"Remember not to delay the manuscript."
Looking at the mobile phone that Lu Chen handed over, Guo Jie raised his head in a daze, and nodded silly.It was just that he had just picked up the phone, and before he could say "Thank you boss", there was a burst of booing from all around.
Guo Jie, who was not in the spotlight of everyone, became the focus of everyone's attention after Lu Chen handed him the phone, and ran up to him and patted him on the shoulder for something good: "So you are ours!" Boss lady?"
Guo Jie: "..." Damn it, how did he forget that everyone in the company knows that the boss is gay?He looked around subconsciously, and at a glance he saw Xu Wen who was smiling at him standing not far away.
Fuck!Will he be treated by Mrs. Wu Wuyan as a shameless mistress? !
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