That facial paralysis you dropped your book

Lying on the soft sofa, Guo Jie stared blankly at the white ceiling above his head, constantly recalling what happened just now in his mind.

After taking a warm bath in the bathroom of the second bedroom, Guo Jie wiped off the drops of water that were about to drip down her hair, and strutted out in the slightly larger bathrobe hanging in the bathroom After entering the bathroom, the moment he walked out of the bathroom, he started to accelerate, and then slammed on the brakes and threw himself into the big bed in the second bedroom.Before he could sigh how the boss’s bed was so big and soft in the second bedroom, Lu Chen suddenly appeared at the door of the second bedroom. After that, Guo Jie was carried by Lu Chen like a puppy like a puppy. Neck" was moved out of the second bedroom and thrown on the sofa in the living room.

Lu Chen threw him on the sofa and went back to the master bedroom, but Guo Jie stood up tremblingly, only to be thrown back on the sofa by the quilt thrown by Lu Chen.

Holding the soft and slightly fragrant quilt, Guo Jie tossed and turned on the sofa, unable to sleep.After looking at the still dry wallet on the coffee table, he finally couldn't help but took out the phone that survived the accident because it was waterproof, and began to look at the high-profile book he had offline on the phone before.

He tried to ask Lu Chen for the Wi-Fi password just now, but he said "I have enough traffic, I don't need Wi-Fi." He turned back, and then watched Lu Chen slam the door shut in front of him again. .

Guo Jie looked at the notebook, thinking about the boss's previous "evil deeds", and suddenly a bad idea popped up in his mind.

At eight o'clock in the morning, Lu Chen reached out and pressed the beeping alarm clock.Because today is Saturday, he specially got up late.Walking into the bathroom of the master bedroom to wash and drain water, Lu Chen brushed his teeth while thinking about the current situation in the living room. It's eight o'clock, Guo Jie should have left, right?

However, when he tidied up his appearance, put on his home clothes and walked out of the room, he saw the pile of quilts on the sofa at first sight.

The tightly wrinkled brow clearly expressed the host's displeasure, and the slight anger made him completely unaware that Guo Jie's wallet was still spread out on the coffee table.While Lu Chen disliked Guo Jie for not knowing how to fold the quilt neatly before he left, he strode forward and lifted the quilt completely.

Then he saw Guo Jie stretched out his hands and feet into a big character, sleeping on the sofa, drooling.

Many years later, when Lu Chen recalled this scene, he still wanted to say, "hot eyes".

The warm quilt was lifted, and Guo Jie, who was still sleeping soundly, seemed to feel the sudden chill, and suddenly changed from the original "Junzi Tandandan" posture into a very tight glutinous rice dumpling.

However, Lu Chen didn't feel sorry for him because of his posture. He piled the quilt aside, then hugged his chest and looked at him expressionlessly.

"Ah-choo!" Guo Jie gradually woke up after a big sneeze, he opened his eyes in a daze, looked left and right in a daze, as if he still hadn't figured out where he was now.

Reaching out to rub his eyes that were bewitched by physical tears, Guo Jie finally regained consciousness.He picked up the mobile phone on the coffee table and began to look around for his quilt, completely oblivious to the Mr. Boss standing in front of him.

"Cough—" The Mr. Boss, who was automatically ignored, coughed lightly in displeasure, and it was only then that Guo Jie discovered the big living person standing in front of him.He glanced at Lu Chen in a daze, and then followed his meaningful eyes to look down——

He saw his little brother.

Guo Jie blushed immediately. Although everyone was of the same sex, this kind of involuntary "walking the bird" made him feel very uncomfortable even in front of the same sex.He hastily stretched out his hand to cover his little brother, turned back to look at Lu Chen, opened his mouth in embarrassment, but didn't know what to say.

But the boss is the boss after all, and he will always be responsible for breaking the terrible silence when he sees the little painters with whom he works in embarrassment.

"It's really small." Lu Chen said.

So small...so small...really!Small!

Guo Jie felt that these two words came and went in his head, entered his left ear and exited his right ear, turned a corner, entered his right ear, and exited his left ear again, and the subtitles were automatically displayed in front of his eyes. There is also an inexplicable self-contained barrage, all of which are those two words: "so small".

"Hehe... You are big, you are big." Guo Jie looked at Lu Chen's legs with a dry smile, and when he found that there was no big ups and downs there, he finally changed his eyebrows and smiled mockingly to the boss: "You are really big."

Lu Chen followed his gaze to look at his crotch, was silent for a while, took two steps forward, sat directly in front of Guo Jie, and reached out his hand to grab Guo Jie who was trying to get the clothes on. : "I think we also need to have a long talk today."

So before Guo Jie returned to the dormitory safely, he was taught verbal education at Lu Chen's home for a full two hours.

Bare ass.

Guo Jie was driven back to the gate of the school by his boss, but when he got out of the car, he slammed the door without hesitation and ran away.

The moment he stepped into the dormitory, Guo Jie suddenly felt that the whole world was beautiful. The flowers were fragrant, the grass was green, and even the stinky socks hung by the bedside of the second brother Huaxu... oh no, it was still So smelly.

Disgusted, he picked up the stinky socks with a paper towel, and Guo Jie, holding his breath, threw them into Huaxu's washbasin.I don’t wash my stinky socks every time I change them, and this time I’ll throw them in the washbasin to see if I dare to smoke people casually in the future.

After disposing of the smelly socks, Guo Jie happily walked out of the toilet, took out the tablet, sat back at his seat and turned on the computer.

After the computer was turned on, Guo Jie opened the PS software with a sinister smile.Originally, he planned to give up that idea, but since the boss said this morning that he was young, he decided to do it anyway.

After the first painting was completed, Guo Jie looked left and right for a while with great satisfaction, and nodded.He saved the drawings in the newly created folder, but he didn't rush to post on his Weibo dedicated to posting paintings, but created another trumpet.

Guo Jie looked at the login name displayed on the web version of Weibo at the moment—boss, you annoying old goblin, and nodded with satisfaction.After all, it is a microblog that does bad things. Guo Jie didn't even bother to upload his avatar, so he happily posted the picture he had just drawn.

After posting, Guo Jie was not in a hurry to close the webpage, but clicked on the Weibo with pictures that he just posted, and there was a long yellow picture inside.I also "observed" it three times with great satisfaction, and then shrunk down the big picture without saying anything.

The bad idea that Guo Jie came up with is actually very simple, that is, to draw a little pornographic picture of the boss being played in various ways, or the serialized one.But the most malicious thing is the image of the boss in Guo Jie's pen.

The boss in Guo Jie's painting has almost no resemblance to Lu Chen's appearance, except for the eyes that Guo Jie painted according to Lu Chen's eyes, the rest... are completely different.

After all, as a small boss in his 20s, Lu Chen is not old, nor does he have a beer belly.

More...not bald.