That facial paralysis you dropped your book

Guo Jie looked at the shiny head of the "boss" in the painting with great pleasure, and laughed twice.Although Guo Jie did not hesitate to draw these contents, in the final analysis he is still a man "from the heart". In order not to be discovered by the boss so quickly, he almost completely subverted the appearance of the boss in the painting, and made the boss who is only in his 20s The boss drew a mediterranean, beer belly, 50-year-old man with a wretched smile.

Anyway, most of the bosses are old men, but they may not be so embarrassing. Guo Jie calmly brainwashed himself, and brazenly positioned himself in the ranks of "realist" painters.

The realists probably cried out of anger when they found out.

Although Guo Jie draws very seriously, but the first one is a trumpet, and the second protagonist is old, ugly and bald, and the forwarding and commenting are zero until the next day.But Guo Jie doesn't care anymore, he just wanted to blackmail the boss with great fanfare at the beginning, but now he thinks it's good to have such a place that only he knows to vent.

On the third day, Guo Jie found a message under his account, and it was still a reminder to change it!Guo Jie widened his eyes in disbelief, is there such a strong taste in this world? !

Out of curiosity, he clicked on that person's Weibo and found that it was actually a little girl!But looking at the ID, it is obviously a trumpet.

Guo Jie glanced at her Weibo by the way, but found a very familiar place.He frowned, and carefully looked at the photo sent by the girl with a strong taste. She took a photo of an inflatable doll with an advertisement printed on it, but the coffee shop in the background made Guo Jie feel very familiar.He glanced at the Weibo caption of the heavy-tasting girl again: "Today I came to this store again XD It won't let me in because I'm an underage girl!"

Guo Jie scratched his chin, why does this place and this experience look so much like that bear Qi Ying?

Before Guo Jie could find any more clues, his buttons suddenly rang.Not intending to worry about what was gained or not, Guo Jie closed Weibo and opened the button that had been hidden in the background.

Qiyueqiong: Hahahahahahaha, wok, let me tell you, I found a very interesting Weibo today. This person draws Danmei H short comics, but does this person have a brain that tricks you?He painted Shou as a bald Mediterranean uncle!Oh my goodness, and Gong is a slender beauty, weak Gong!Terrible this pairing!I was so scared that I quickly sent him a reminder message hahahahahaha! ! !

Guo Jie stared blankly at the last GIF of her slapping the table and laughing wildly, twitched the corners of her mouth stiffly, and began to type and reply with a half-smile.

Pot cover: I know that, do you want to know the author?

Qiyueqiong: Damn it, do you know someone with a brain? !Please!Make sure I get to know him hahahahahahaha, I want to see how big the hole in his brain is!Can you raise goldfish?

Pot lid: Oh, it's me.

After Guo Jie sent the message, he closed the dialog box with a calm expression, completely ignoring Qi Ying, who was full of fluctuations in his heart at the moment, and ignored all kinds of messages she sent.

Because he was in a bad mood, Guo Jie had a whim and planned to tease his poor little editor, Lang Weixian.

Pot cover: Langweixian, are you there?

Lang Weixian: Here, what are you doing?Let me tell you, if you come to tease me, I won't give you the job I originally planned to give you.

Guo Jie, who originally planned to tease the poor little editor, was taken aback when he saw this, and then his eyes widened with RMB symbols flashing.

Pot lid:! ! !How could it be, you are so cute, how could I flirt with you, right =3= Let’s talk!Give me any work, I can do anything!bring it on!Ravage/ravage me!

Langweixian: ...

The little editor sitting in front of the computer couldn't help but rolled his eyes at the screen, this unlucky thing, usually teased her like a little fool, and started treating her like his own mother when he saw the money .

Lang Weixian: As for the last mobile game released by our company, we need a Q version of cute illustrations, ten pieces, to be completed before June [-]th, I remember you drew a Q version, right?it should be no problem?

Pot Lid: No problem!Everything is on me!

Lang Weixian: Cheng, wait a minute, I will send you the original paintings and setting pictures of each school for reference, remember that you have to draw all the ten schools!

Pot Lid: No problem!Don't say ten, I'll give you twenty beautiful ones!

Lang Weixian: By the way, let me remind you again, our boss said that if you still delay the manuscript this time, he will come to your school in person, find your dormitory, strip you naked and drag you to the playground to beat you up .

Pot lid...? ? ?What?What are you talking about?

Lang Weixian: The boss said he was not joking, you should think about it =w=

Guo Jie looked at the message sent by the editor, and suddenly felt the hairs on the back of his neck stand on end. The boss seems to be a very calm person, so how could he do it?It's... isn't it?

However, before Guo Jie could successfully brainwash himself, his button sounded, and Guo Jie exited the dialog with the editor. The first thing he saw was the boss's profile picture, and there were many people directly opposite the profile picture. The red "1" that got it.Guo Jie was terrified. Now that he sees the boss's head, he subconsciously breaks out in a cold sweat. He always feels that every message he sends will be the final judgment.

However, Lu Chen didn't send him any important news this time, it was just seven simple words with a noble and glamorous full stop.

Boss: I have broken people's bones.

Pot cover: Boss, don't worry!Even if I break my right hand this time, I will draw it carefully with my left hand!Definitely won't be procrastinating again! !

Lu Chen looked at the message sent by the little painter, and couldn't help but bend the corners of his mouth, knowing that he would not expect his reply, so Lu Chen closed the dialog box directly after seeing his reply.However, he opened Guo Jie's QQ profile again, and after changing the original "painter A" remark to "bear kid", Lu Chen closed the window about QQ with satisfaction, and continued to indulge in work Inextricable.

After class, Guo Jie was not obsessed with the food in the cafeteria, but rushed back to the dormitory non-stop after eating the plate like a storm.Although there is still nearly a month before the deadline, when he wants to fish now, the seven words sent to him by the boss will appear in his mind, plus a period.

Guo Jie, who has been cowardly since he was a child, is basically on the way to be beaten, except for occasional outbursts and open mouthed attacks.

In this regard, Guo Jie has always believed honestly that he is an honest person, and he is completely unwilling to admit that he is just a simple coward.