That facial paralysis you dropped your book

Reality always gives people who love fantasy a blow. For example, Guo Jie, who is standing in the living room of Lu Chen’s house and has been trained for two hours, is accepting the boss’s poisonous tongue without love, while looking at the picture on the wall of the living room indifferently. That decorative painting.What kind of a fool has he become to think that Lu Chen would be his choice to get rid of being single? ? ?

He must have felt nauseated after being drenched in the rain, causing the undigested meat slices in his stomach to be regurgitated into his brain, which then caused a blockage of the brain nerves and caused brain-dead complications. That's right, it must be like this.

Speaking of meat slices... Today's fat beef slices are not bad. After the boss says enough, he might as well eat it again. This time, I want to order the spicy pot bottom. Besides all kinds of beef, I also need some mutton. ...You can also add a little beef offal...

"I thought you would feel a little guilty, but you are still distracted." A cold voice suddenly rang in his ears, and Guo Jie, who was so frightened back to his senses, turned his head suddenly, only then did he know that Lu Chen didn't know when to stand. at his side.Looking at Lu Chen at close range, Guo Jie backed away in fright, completely unaware of the sofa behind him.It was too late when the calf hit something, Guo Jie lost his balance and fell on the sofa with all four feet in the air.

Lu Chen hugged his chest and looked at him indifferently, like a little turtle that has been turned over, struggling for a long time without getting up.

After finally getting up from the soft sofa, Guo Jie sorted out his hair that was messed up like a bird's nest because of the struggle just now. When looking at himself, Guo Jie felt even more wronged.

"I know it's the wrong boss." He lowered his hands and bowed very neatly: "Stop talking, forgive me."

Lu Chen raised his eyebrows and looked at him for a while, then turned his head to look out the window where the sky had already darkened, and suddenly asked Guo Jie an irrelevant question: "Are you hungry?"

"Ah?" Guo Jie opened his mouth slightly in a daze, and looked at him stupidly.

"Are you hungry? If you're hungry, I'll order you takeaway." Lu Chen actually wondered why he suddenly asked him if he was hungry, but since he said it, it didn't matter, and he asked again after seeing his stupid look once.

Although Guo Jie ate quite a lot at noon, he does feel a little craving for food now, but as the saying goes, a weasel has no good intentions to give a chicken a New Year greeting.The boss scolded him just now, and now he suddenly asked him if he was hungry... He suddenly had a feeling that the boss might poison him in the takeaway.So he waved his hand without hesitation: "No boss, I ate a lot at noon, and I'm not hungry yet!"

Lu Chen glanced at him from top to bottom, and nodded slowly: "That's right, the idiot is very hungry. Then I won't order one for you."

What?What? !What did the boss just say he was? ! !

Guo Jie stared at the boss who turned around and called to order food, gritted his teeth with hatred.He can accept the boss insulting his intelligence with all kinds of tricky language, but he can't accept the boss calling him stupid so bluntly!

It’s just that Guo Jie’s hatred lasted for less than half an hour before dissipating, because when the food delivery boy brought the food, Guo Jie found that the boss still ordered him a portion, and it happened to be his favorite food. Sweet and Sour Pork Ribs Rice!At this moment, Guo Jie decided to completely forgive the boss for saying that he was stupid. Anyway, he was really stupid.

From the box, it can be seen that the takeaway Lu Chen ordered is not a meal from a big restaurant, and it even looks like an ordinary street food shop, but the taste is unexpectedly good.Guo Jie couldn't stop eating for a moment, his cheeks were bulging like a hamster because of chewing.

"Boss, where did you order this takeaway from?" Guo Jie hurriedly asked after eating the whole lunch box, "Can you give me the order number?"

Lu Chen, who was still chewing slowly, looked up at him, and then swallowed the food in his mouth unhurriedly. Seeing that Guo Jie's appetite had already been whetted, he said unhurriedly: "I won't tell you."

Guo Jie: "..."

Mr. Guo, who did not want to be named, said that it was the first time in his life that he met someone who deserved a beating and could not be beaten.

The heavy rain had stopped at some point, but Guo Jie’s clothes were still half dry, and his shoes were still dripping with water, so Guo Jie gave up his plan to go back to the dormitory. Lord's boss.

Lu Chen: "..."

Guo Jie thought he was looking at Lu Chen pitifully for a long while, but found that Lu Chen had been silent all the time, as if he didn't even think it was necessary to respond to him.In Guo Jie’s heart, this was a grievance. If Lu Chen hadn’t asked him to come over, he would be comfortably lying on the bed in the dormitory, enjoying the quiet time once a week, or turning on his computer, happily browsing station B and playing for a while. Games.

Guo Jie immediately felt very sad and angry, but he still tried his best to be cute. After all, there is nothing more tragic than taking a taxi back to the dormitory at night wearing wet clothes and wet shoes.Moreover, as the owner of XO Game Company, Lu Chen's house cannot be too small. Guo Jie has observed it quietly from the corner of his eye. There are at least three rooms in Lu Chen's house, a master bedroom, a study room, and there must be a second bedroom. The sofa in the living room is also big and soft. Although it is not a luxury house, at least it is more than enough for him to spend the night alone.

Naturally, Lu Chen didn't know that Guo Jie had a small calculation that was crackling in his heart. He seriously considered whether it would be uncomfortable to wear wet clothes and shoes, so after a few minutes, he turned to Guo Jie. Slowly nodded.

Guo Jie quietly said Yes in his heart, with a grateful expression on his face, he slightly bent his body, raised his head, and looked up at Lu Chen: "Oh my god, boss, you are such a good person !" However, Lu Chen obviously didn't like him, he just looked at him in silence for a while, patted the top of his head lightly, and walked into the master bedroom.

Guo Jie touched the top of his hair inexplicably. He didn't know why the boss touched his head, but he managed to mess up his hair.

Suddenly remembering that Lu Chen hadn't told him where to sleep, Guo Jie hurried to the door of the master bedroom and knocked, the door opened quickly, and Lu Chen standing behind the door was looking at him suspiciously.He seemed to be going to take a bath, and the clothes on his upper body had already been taken off. Guo Jie took the opportunity to glance at his figure, and gave him ninety percent in his heart.

"What's the matter?" Seeing that he didn't speak for a while, but just stared at his naked upper body, Lu Chen frowned and spoke first.Only then did Guo Jie remember his main purpose for knocking on the door. He opened his mouth and was about to speak, but suddenly felt his nose twitch and sneezed violently.

"There is a bathroom in the second bedroom, go take a shower first." Lu Chen, who was inexplicably washed by the "rain", finished speaking calmly, and then closed the door with a sullen face.

Guo Jie stared blankly at the tightly closed door, what Lu Chen meant... probably meant to let him go to the second bedroom, right?