G soldier diary

This squad leader, who looked like my first boyfriend, stared at me halfway through explaining how to fold a mosquito net.

"You can't stand, can you? 』His eyes showed killing intent.

"Oh...not..." I found my 37 steps and stood up immediately.I hate double negative questions where the answer is yes or no.

"Come out for me!" 』

At the beginning, I mentioned breaking up first, but now you have turned into a demon and want to repay me in this life?

"When I was explaining, how did you stand?Tell everyone! ""37 steps..."

"louder please! ! 』The squad leader, who looked like his first love boyfriend, continued to shout.

"37 steps!" I followed and yelled in front of everyone.

"Who are you listening to so quietly? ! ’ He seemed eager to stab me to death.

"I'm standing 37 steps!!" I exhausted all my strength and shouted shameful words to everyone.

What did you say at the beginning that I’m sorry, I love you? It’s all a lie, right?Are you just sorry and want to kill me?

"go back! ’ He didn’t even look at me.

So I trotted back to the team.

"you come back! ’ he yelled again.

I had no choice but to trot back to the front of the crowd.

"go back! 』

"Thank you, squad leader!" I still want to say thank you after being fucked, and everyone here is a big zero.

The point is that the squad leader with the worst face in the whole company looks like a first love, how can I live with this?

Then he went on and started talking about the way to take a bath.

"Bather, although we have a cubicle, don't think too beautifully, to save time..." The first love squad leader sneered, "Bather is always shared by two people!"

"Roar~~" Public grievances arose everywhere.

"I haven't bathed with anyone since I was lazy. ’ said a nightclub man behind me.

Don't think too much...Forcing two people to take a shower...?

It's absolutely wonderful, isn't it?This is a gift from God at all, right?

It’s okay for three people to a room, or for four people. It’s better to squeeze it so that you can’t move. That’s what gay nightclubs do.

Just as I was trying to restrain the corners of my mouth from rising, the squad leader announced the next news.

"Wait to try on the military uniform. After entering the Zhongshan room, one class at a time, and I will give you 30 seconds to take off all your clothes!" The class leader actually announced good news one after another. Good news TV station?

I want to praise the Lord for creating the system of military service.After high school swimming class, I haven't seen a lot of men's bodies of the same age, and this time there are no women to make trouble, just fresh meat!

"Next class!" A small class leader wearing glasses led us in. We went in to prepare, and saw that the previous class was about to start trying on camouflage uniforms.

"Take off your clothes! Start in 30 seconds!" the monitor yelled at the previous class.

Just as they were taking off their clothes, I noticed a person in the line in front of me, his whole body was glowing with black light.

It is a celestial vegetable, a celestial vegetable that lives on the other side of the white cloud and does not eat the fireworks of the world.

A healthy complexion makes the muscle lines even more powerful; the round head shape is not at all like the back of the head of the oriental people who have been hit by a car; that face reminds me of Wang Yangming, the upright face is not only handsome, but also has a somewhat arrogant expression .

"Stand at attention!" The squad leader in front told them to stop.

A row of people stripped down to their underwear and watches, and he stretched out his chest and abs with confidence.

He was wearing black CK underwear, his hips were bigger than everyone else, and CK's watch.I can't understand why someone wears CK's watch as a soldier.

Although there are some other side dishes in the same class, I can't distract myself from looking at this rich second-generation CK boy.His deltoid muscles bulge on his shoulders like the armor of love, his back muscles are like wings that can lead anyone away from this place full of resentment, his upright face and devil's figure are the angels in this camp.

Yes, you can't be wrong, it's an angel!

"L!" A soldier threw me two pieces of clothes.

Another squad leader glanced at me and threw me three pieces of white knitted underwear.

Before I even put it on, I can imagine that a lot of yellow stains will accumulate in the crotch of this underwear, and the extreme grandpa's posture when I wear it.

No, I wouldn't wear it to death, it's too ugly and unfashionable.

My eyes left the CK boy, and I also started to try on the clothes. Everyone had to get dressed in a limited few seconds. The nervousness filled the whole Zhongshan room with some stimulating pheromones.

It took a whole day to write materials, organize the team, take body temperature, and explain how to fold quilts and mosquito nets. It was quite painful to learn these things at first, but it doesn’t matter, because the happiest time has finally come!

bath! ! !

Although it is said to be a 3-minute battle bath, who cares?For GAY, it is a mandarin duck battle bath!

Adding fighting to anything is annoying, and adding little fresh meat to something so bad can be forgiven.

At this time, everyone was wearing short-sleeved shorts and queuing outside the bathroom.

"Wait, I'll wash it with you!"

"OK. 』

"Ah me?"

"You follow him." 』When the crowd gathered, everyone began to pair up randomly.

How can this be!How can the mandarin duck battle bath be so casual?Just when I was in a hurry, a fat black man walked towards me, he was my neighbor.

"Fei, I'll wash it with you!" He happily queued behind me.

dry.

failure.

Forget it.

damn it.

Sure enough, the reality is cruel.

Could it be that the relationship with the same class has started to improve...do I not have the right to choose?

"Okay..." I agreed sadly.

Just when the queue passed a corner, I found that many people who were unwilling to queue took a shower at the sink.

A lean man appeared, moving greatly in the distance.

He is a little whiter than CK boy, with small and sharp eyes, and a relatively square face, like a lively version of You Sheng.

"Hahaha cold!!" He laughed along with the others, with white soap bubbles all over his body.

"What a bad idea you came up with!" 』The person next to him.

"Hoohoo! Yohoo!" Xiao Yousheng touched himself without any concealment, his muscles were also quite perfect, the big ones were just whiter.

I didn't particularly want to see it, but that stuff was hard not to notice.

He has very little hair, and the slacker and the huge sausage are swaying arrogantly under Xiao Yousheng's crotch, as if he is dancing electronic music and swaying the sweat of youth.

From time to time, he dials a few times by himself, and it can be of this size even in a cold shower. If it heats up, I think it is an angel's horn again.

"What are you doing? Go forward~" The black fat neighbor pushed me forward, the compartment blocked my view, and there is only a wall between heaven and hell.

"Okay, hurry up. 』I stared impatiently at the wall in a daze.

I saw two of the Creator's masterpieces on the first day, but I really didn't mean to.

Walking into the cubicle, Hei Pangpang started to take off his clothes, and I started to take my own bath without any interest.

All I remember are saggy tits and two lumps of flesh around my waist.

I can't accept that after reading the menu of Matsuzaka beef and Shuangjiang beef, I have to look at the special steak. I think this is called once the sea is too difficult.

Tonight's mandarin duck battle bath cannot be forgiven.

I swear that next time I will choose mandarin ducks carefully

You have to practice saying no to neighbor soldiers... (Am I really here to be a soldier?