G soldier diary

The day before I joined the army, I was in a friend's room, and I was scrolling on my phone, preparing for the evening meal.

"I'm really annoyed, why is GAY going to be a soldier too!" Guangxiang twisted his dark and strong body, and fingered his lotus fingers, pulling and pulling endlessly.

Guangxiang is my best friend, except for his appearance, there is nothing suitable for being a soldier.

"I heard from a friend that if you wear a dress during the medical examination, you can be rejected. "I said.

"But I prefer to wear an evening dress." Guangxiang pulled the two straps on the shoulders of the black vest to both sides of the shoulders.A versatile men's black drop ga that turns into a black evening dress in a second.

"I see that you are looking forward to it at all, right? 』

"How do you know!" Guangxiang froze with a smile on his oval face.

"Your expression, you want to be a military prostitute at all, it is completely expecting and afraid of being hurt." ’ ‘Oh, I’m really nervous! You’re not yourself!’ ‘Tsk, stop talking.You're going to eat later and you haven't got dressed yet? 』"Pull Mi!" Guangxiang showed his dark collarbone.

"Take your mother. 』

"Why are you doing this to me?"

After graduating from university, Guangxiang and I joined the army at the same time, but he wanted to be a comfortable military prostitute, so he applied for substitute service (I apologize to the substitute service) and won the lottery. I heard that this time the chance is more than half. medium substitute.

I only know now that GAY really likes to apply for substitute service. There are many beauties who starve themselves into skinny beauties, but they have never touched anyone who made themselves fat. It seems that everyone would rather starve to death beautifully than Fat to death.

And I was too lazy to apply for substitute service or a skinny beauty, so I got the Army. I have nothing to say. In fact, I still hope to get the Marine Corps. At least the gays from the Marine Corps haven’t committed suicide yet. Prices go up and up.

Uninspiring Simon nails.

"Ahh! Hey! Wow, Sai is so cute!" A tall and thin boy ran up to him, with double eyelids, big eyes and standard facial features, ultra-low body fat and thick eyebrows.Ah Jun, my boyfriend, is a college student.

"Is not funny. ’ I wore the hat, and all the self-confidence I had before was wiped out.

"Why are you wearing a hat?" Ah Jun patted my hat.

"It's ugly. 』I rubbed my head under the black hat, like a monk.

"No! I think it's very good-looking, very similar to the underworld brother." "Would you?But I think it's ugly. 』

"You really think too much, no one is watching you!" Xiaojun confiscated my hat.

"Hello…"

But I still listened to my boyfriend when I was a child, and gave up the idea of ​​wearing a hat. The cool wind kept blowing over my head, shuttling through the dating holy land where people come and go.

No one really looked at me.

"No one is really looking at me..." I was walking on the road.

"Right!"

"No, I mean, no one really wants to take another look at me. ""can you?"

"That's right. 』

In the past when I was walking in Ximending, some boys and girls would look at me twice more, but now these gazes have completely disappeared, and I have completely become an otaku uncle or something.

My boyfriend said that he looked good and walked around Ximen with a rookie head on his head. I actually believed this kind of suggestion that Xi Shi is in the eyes of a devastated lover.

"Give me back my hat!" 』

"No! I think it looks good!"

"Give me back! 』

"I feel good!"

After eating enough, we fought all the way to the hotel and closed the door.I kissed Xiaojun's body, but he just kept touching my three-pointed head. "It seems to be talking to someone else... so shy..." "Don't say anything about others, you are mine, you know?" "Well, I still want to..." He showed a handsome smile.

More than two hours passed like this, with sweet words, roars, whispers, sweat and impact, ravaging each other's bodies, as if wishing to finish a month's work ahead of schedule.

"Oh my God...I'm dying." He lay on the bed in his underwear, not moving.

"The cramp is so funny, this time it's too exaggerated... Huh... what the hell are you doing..." I gasped.

"Only this time! It's a big show as a soldier." "Okay...will you mutiny?" 』I hugged his warm body.

"Is that what I want to ask you?" Xiaojun asked.

"Don't worry!I already have a baby. 』The biggest difference between being gay and heterosexual men (heterosexual men) is that being a soldier of a heterosexual man is like being a soldier of a heterosexual man, while being a soldier of a gay man is like throwing a heterosexual man into a ballet training camp full of girls , although you are practicing the dance you hate, but you are surrounded by women, you will be forced to hug the girl's waist, and look at the girl's open legs every day. That scene is like a fish in water, although everyone is still very dry.

When I got home, I packed my bags, and the next day I was going to hell.

I’m like Hua Mulan or something. I brought some disposable underwear, a high-end toothpaste that makes me unsociable, a magic pen, and Li Kebai. I just didn’t bring sunscreen. I was lying in bed early in the mood, hoping that my colleagues who practiced ballet tomorrow would be all handsome guys.

The next day was a big sun in mid-June, and my dad drove me to a square full of tour buses.I was carrying a big black novice bag, and I saw monks sitting and waiting all over the floor from a distance. This scene was like a graduation trip to a high school.It's just that there are no girls to tease, and the corners of everyone's mouths are desperately digging into the center of the earth, as if they are like death row prisoners who are going to be shot collectively.And to be honest, monks who are in a bad mood are not handsome at all, even if they are a little bit pretty.

"What's your name? Huang Xiaofei? I'll give you this." A young lady took a roll call board and gave me a national army sticker. I didn't know what to use it for.

The boys in the queue were in a daze, and few people talked to each other. There was a boy with a simple and honest face sitting at the end. I sat behind him and looked at the back of his white head. Jun can still have sexual desire, it should be true love.

"What are you doing now?" I asked.

"wait. 』The honest boy gave me a look.

"Well... did he say what time to leave?"

"wait. 』

Even the way he speaks is like a monk, but he looks a little cute, so I forgive him.

"Wait, do you want to smoke before getting in the car?"It's hard to get it after hearing it. ’ He pulled out a pack of Marlboros.

"Oh, yes."

In this way, he found a partner before getting on the car. The honest boy left school after graduating from junior high school to repair locomotives, and he postponed until now to join the army.

"Alas..." The honest boy spat out a mouthful of silt.

I am a person with strong sympathy. Whenever the soldier is in a dull mood, I think that these heterosexual men must be in a worse mood because they don't even have a sister.I imagined that I would go to a place full of women without makeup, and then everyone would look like they were dying and covered in women's sweat, and I would feel very painful.

When we got into the car, the monks didn't pay much attention to the excited lady captain, who wobbled along the way.

Arrived at the new training location.From a distance, I saw rows of neatly arranged green humans under a certain building.Everyone watched from the glass window, thinking that this time it was for real.

In the beginning, I didn't care about checking bags or anything, I just cared about the class monitor please be handsome.From the day I graduated, I prayed every day that the class monitor was Yuna, whether I was sick or not.

"Cookie Baba! Stand still! What are you doing!" the squad leader yelled.

"What are you looking at, clam?" he snarled at the other man again, as if he had taken dynamite.

Gradually, I lost this kind of colorful vision, because the monitor was like a mad dog spouting.

Until there was an obvious black-faced squad leader, with thick lips, slightly single eyelids, and the overall appearance, a bit like an unfinished human being, with a strong sexual desire.

He actually looks like my first boyfriend.