G soldier diary

Morning came after I woke up, and I also confirmed that I lost the ability of morning erection.

"Beep beep! Beep beep..." The watch of the neighboring soldier sleeping next door rang.

"Four fifty?..." I patted my bedmate softly, asking him to press it.

Some nasty snoring noises, in this green mosquito net, I couldn't go back to sleep after being woken up, so I decided to go to the toilet to take a shit and enjoy the time when no one was queuing.After finishing a bowel movement, I pressed the flush.

"哗哗哗哗~" The poo is still floating on the water after some weak spins, proudly showing off its health.Tsk, the water power of this toilet is too weak.I waited, and then flushed again.

"Huh, huh, huh~"

The poop is still spinning weakly, and it is really terrible to fight the toilet early in the morning.

"Huh, huh, huh~"

The poop floated persistently.

Although it's rude to let it float on the water, I can't just waste it here. I plan to escape from this ghost toilet when there may be no one outside.

I haven't been without a flush since my dick got bigger.Because I received military education when I was a child, my father who was an officer caught me forgetting to flush, he would come to me to lecture me, and then told me to flush it by myself, which was quite shameful.

When I opened the door of the toilet cubicle to wash my hands, I saw a figure walking into the toilet and walking towards the cubicle.

His undershirt is a bit small, and his figure looks exquisite.

it's ck boy

He glanced at me in the mirror, nodded his head in a very educated way, he looks very much like Wang Yangming!

Wait a moment!Why!Anyone can do it, but you can't!

I cried out inwardly as I washed my hands.

Don't go in that room!No!Don't use a toilet seat!

The "touch" boy closed the door and went into the toilet.

I've never felt so humiliated in my life that I let an angel see my shit.

God, I just hope he doesn't see it's me washing his hands.I rushed back to the dormitory and saw that everyone had gotten up one after another, and I was lying on the bed sadly, holding the corner of the pillow with my fist and secretly gritting my teeth.

I really want to die, my heart hurts so much.

In the past, it was only when old couples had been dating for a long time that they could fart for each other to hear.Now skip all the process and directly give the impression that the other party is shitting.

"Hey, do you want to break the mosquito net together?" My black and fat neighbor called me out of my grief.

"good…"

"It's so annoying! I didn't get enough sleep at all, I really want to die." Hei Pangpang folded the quilt.

I'm still in bed like a puddle of stagnant water.

"That's right, this quilt is so thin that it's hard to break." A voice from a distance was also complaining, "It's unlucky to be so hard! It's so painful..." Another black-bellied man who looked like a big root followed. Alas, complaints one after another.

And I took out the knife from the pencil case, and gestured with my left hand.

"Is it possible to get rid of it by drawing a knife on it...?" ’ My eyes were empty.

"Hey, it's not enough, is it? Are you serious?" "You don't even understand how painful I am. 』I recalled the scene just now.

"Are you alright? The man with the body odor was electrocuted, and the squad leader just stared at him." Hei Pangpang said.

"Ask what love is in the world, it's a promise of life and death..." I looked at the artery with a knife.

"You cut it! If you cut it, our life will be easier, and the squad leader will be scared to death." The black-bellied man twisted and smiled.

No, even if Mr. CK sees my poop, there will still be a sunny little Yousheng!No, it's "Big" Yoo Seung.

An airplane can fly with only one engine left, and live a healthy life with one less kidney!One less testicle can also ejaculate!

I got up from the bed, and started to fold the mosquito net face to face with the black and fat people. After a long time of research, we went downstairs to do morning exercises.

The squad leader was in front and asked everyone to disperse and start this unscrupulous morning exercise.

"High-pressure legs!" The squad leader shouted, and everyone spread their feet and stretched their tendons while grabbing their knees with both hands.

"one two three four five six seven eight!"

"Low pressure leg!"

Everyone squatted with one foot, straightened their right foot to the right, and stretched the tendons under the thigh.

"one two three four…"

Wait a minute, that doesn't seem right.

The crotch opening of the army green shorts is so large that the inner thighs are exposed when sitting normally, not to mention that if you open the legs and squat, it will be completely exposed!

I shyly covered the crotch of the shorts, like a talk show actress, and then turned to see if everyone was equally shy. I glanced to the left, and I realized that I was wrong.

Everyone stretched their legs and stretched their muscles vigorously, making the slackers in their boxers want to come out!No shame at all!Supernatural revealed!These shorts are bare pants at all.

"Two! Two! Three! Four! Five! Six...seven-eight, change legs!" The activity of drying lazy eggs also emphasizes the symmetry of both sides.

God said, if the slob on one side is exposed, you have to show the other side as well.

After these motivating stretches, I settled on the big and small Yusheng in the squad to my right, and the CK boys were in the squad ahead of me, in front of me on my left.

Boy CK's straight nose bridge and undershirt slightly smaller than everyone else are really tasteful, but I hope he never sees me.

On the other hand, Xiao Yousheng is the opposite. His clothes are intentionally made one size larger, but as soon as the wind blows and sticks to his body, the slender waist of the inverted triangle will be fully exposed.

"Run, let's go!" The good times didn't last long, I was immediately surrounded by passers-by, and in front of the run was a black and fat team leader, blocking all sight.

After running out of breath, the black fat class looked like he was going to die.

"Hey...why do you keep...passing me?"

"You are several people behind. If I don't make up, you will be fucked by the monitor, right?" "I said.

"Okay..." He changed his clothes helplessly.

I don't want to run behind the fat man at all.

"It's okay to go to the back to rest when you're tired from running, the squad leader will forgive you when he sees your figure." "Really? I think so."

The truth is, I will be troubled if you block my view, there is Xiao Yousheng waiting for me not far in front of the team!

He is the carrot in front of the donkey, the only driving force for me to run!

As for Xiaojun's boyfriend, I didn't make the first phone call until the third day, and I was so moved that I almost burst into tears.