I swapped bodies with my nemesis
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Mi turned on the phone: "You have arrived at your destination! Please find your own roommate among these 250 passers-by. As a friendly reminder, the other four have already found their own roommates. Come on!"
Sure enough, it was just as he guessed, the process of finding a roommate was time-recorded, as long as Su Mi and Sui Yi were faster, they would be the first to choose a room.
There is a circle of roadblocks around the square, and dozens of bodyguards are guarding to prevent the onlookers from rushing in and doing harm to the guests.
Su Mi found a step to stand on, and the photographer stood next to him and went down to shoot.
If it were someone else, it would definitely be difficult to find your roommate among the more than 200 group performers. Maybe you know him very well, but as long as you stand here, you will definitely be dazzled.But Su Mi is different, what he is looking for is his own body.
Simple, too simple.
The third from the left in the fifth row, his handsome appearance could not conceal his obscene temperament, standing in the crowd seemed to exude an obscene black air.
It was ruined, my body was really ruined.When the day came back, he had to take a shower quickly, and he would feel uncomfortable if he didn't rub off ten layers of skin.
Su Mi jumped down the steps lightly, and the photographer behind him subconsciously followed his movements, but staggered a bit, and was photographed by the onlookers and posted on Weibo, which became popular.
Su Mi, who was walking in the square full of people, seemed to be walking in the back garden of his own house, leisurely and at ease, he swayed slowly, from the first row in the first row to No.20 five, and then The "s" shape swings to the second row.
When he reached the fifth row, he clearly saw Sui Yi sticking out his toes, as if he wanted to kick him as a reminder.Su Mi walked over without changing her expression, and stepped heavily on Sui Yi the moment she kicked him over.
Sui Yi snorted: "You wait for me."
Su Mi smiled, and raised her eyebrows at him where the camera couldn't see. "Okay, let's see."
The author has something to say: set this variety show without agents and assistants, if it does not match the reality, then it is a private setting!I said, if you don't accept it, find the program group!
Program Team: None of my business?
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Sui Yi: Why are you pretending not to see me?I want to be the first!I want first!First!
Su Mi: The bottom one is also the first, admit it.
Sui Yi: You are courting death!
Su Mi: Yes, come and beat me up, hurry up, beat me hard, it will directly disfigure me.
Sui Yi: Just rely on me to cherish my handsome face and not beat you up!I slap your face [slap]
Su Mi: I rely on you to stop!Don't fan!
Sui Yi: [crack]
Su Mi: You forced me! 【Snapped】
Sui Yi: [crack]
Su Mi: [crack]
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Li Shengnan floated by, and shook his head silently listening to the "popping" sound inside: young people are full of energy.
☆、Room turmoil
The moment Sui Yi was found, the other two pairs of roommates who were hiding came out side by side.Lin Mu Yuguo was really the lively type, first he greeted Su Mi respectfully, and then followed Yi in a friendly way.Naturally, she didn't know that the souls of the two people in front of her had swapped. At this time, "Su Mi" was not Su Mi, and "Sui Yi" was not Sui Yi.
The position of the guests is also particular. Logically speaking, the one with the largest coffee position should be in the c position, but they are in a combination mode, so Su Mi's group stood in the middle.On the left is Lin Muyu's group of female and female roommates, and on the right is the combination of what Li Shengnan calls a good-looking male star and a new actress.
This male celebrity lived up to his reputation, he stood directly next to Su Mi, moving his hands deliberately in order to rub Su Mi's thigh.Su Mi flexed her elbow and slapped Sui Yi, and whispered, "Look."
Sui Yi was puzzled, took a look with his head, was immediately stunned, and whispered: "Damn it, get out of the way."
"Why? You don't go in." Anyway, it's not his body, just rub casually and vigorously.
Sui Yi: ...
The planner I had seen before held a blank sheet of paper and announced loudly: "No.1, Mu Yu and Qiangwei, took nine minutes and eight seconds."
Lin Muyu's roommate is named Xiao Qiangwei, who is one of the Four Little Stars in the entertainment industry. With a charming appearance, she is the dream goddess of most boys and a small number of girls.
No.2 is the male and female roommate group, which took [-] minutes and [-] seconds.
"The last group..." The curator's mouth twitched, looking at Su Mi as if he wanted to laugh but forced himself to hold back. The photographers immediately focused on photographing Su Mi's expression.
The planner took a breath and stabilized his emotions, "Brother Sui, Xiao Mi, why don't you guess it yourself?"
Sui Yi didn't care about the camera at all, and rolled his eyes directly: "At least two hours."
"That's right! Two full hours!"
"Pfft..."
The laughter attracted people and the camera to look over.Lin Muyu covered her mouth, blinked her big eyes, and said with a smile, "I'm sorry, I really couldn't help it." After finishing speaking, she laughed again.
Su Mi is very satisfied with her time control, but she has hurt the group performers. I hope the program group will give them more money as compensation.
The planner smiled and took out three photos to show everyone, "Now please invite Mu Yu to come to Qiangwei to choose your own dormitory!"
Everyone looked over curiously, only to see a house in each of the three photos.
The first one is a small two-story western-style building with its own garden, and the winter jasmine has already bloomed, which is very beautiful; the second one is a one-story house surrounded by fences, with a pavilion for people to enjoy the shade in the yard, and there seems to be a well. It looks very leisurely; the third one is an ordinary wooden house with a large area, but there is no garden and no yard.
Both Lin Muyu and Xiao Qiangwei were girls, and they immediately fell in love with the small two-story mansion.
Xiao Qiangwei blinked at everyone, "I'm sorry, we choose Xiaoyanglou."
The second group chose a bungalow with a courtyard, and the female guest looked at the small western-style house, but unfortunately they were chosen away.The rest is the cabin, Su Mi and Sui Yi have no choice.
Su Mi said that she could only accept her fate, but Sui Yi's eyes seemed to want to kill Su Mi.
After choosing a house, the three pairs of roommates took the car of the program group to the dormitory respectively.This section of the journey is relatively long, from the urban area to the suburbs, and even after driving for a long time to reach the destination.
After getting off the car, Su Mi saw a small square not far away at a glance. There were lights on in the small square, and several photographers were taking pictures of this side.
"Wow, I think there should be a task in a while." It was a male star who spoke, and he pulled the suitcase to Su Mi's side, his arms tightly pressed against Su Mi's.
Su Mi didn't hide, and glanced at him, "Well, I should go to the square later."
Sui Yi pouted when he heard Su Mi's words, and looked back at him, but saw the arms of the two tightly pressed together...
Su Mi, just wait for me!
The planner didn't know where he went, and the six people were looking around in a daze.The male star suggested: "Let's go and see our dormitory, I think our dormitory will be very beautiful!"
Lin Muyu is very good at answering, "We are a small two-story mansion, and each person lives on the first floor."
Xiao Qiangwei held Lin Muyu's arm enthusiastically, "Mu Yu, let's go and have a look."
The distance between the three houses is very close, after the two groups left, Su Mi and Sui Yi glanced at each other, consciously stayed two meters away from each other, and walked towards the bedroom one after the other.The atmosphere was so embarrassing that the photographer didn't know whether to take pictures of them or not.
They wondered in their hearts, "Sui Yi" is a big name, and he is set up as a domineering president, so it's normal to talk less; but "Su Mi"...he is a small star of the [-]th line, at this time he doesn't know how to attract fans, and he frequently Rolling your eyes is very impolite, aren't you afraid of attracting black fans?
The photographers muttered, but the director team was happy.This kind of roommate feud scene can attract the ratings the most, and the show will definitely arouse heated discussions at that time!The most popular search, the official blog has gained hundreds of thousands of followers, just think about it!
Su Mi and Sui Yi ignored their mutterings, if it wasn't for the little bit of face they had left, they would like to take off all their clothes and walk around the small square.
The two sighed together: What a pity.
Su Mi was about to open the door, when Lin Muyu and Xiao Qiangwei, who entered first, ran out in panic, and shouted together after seeing the two: "Don't-go-in-"
He cautiously withdrew his hand, Sui Yi sneered "coward" when he saw this, walked around Su Mi and opened the door.
"Oh!"
"What the hell is this!"
……
The staff next to her couldn't help laughing, Su Mi endured and endured, and finally couldn't hold back, the corners of her mouth curled up, her smile was very gloating.
I saw that Sui Yi's body was covered with white cream, his hair was sticky and clumps, like a snowman.
Snowman wiped off the cream on his face, glanced at the cream sprayer behind the door, and then at Su Mi.
Su Mi: ...He felt a little uneasy, was it an illusion?
Sui Yi moved, and before Su Mi could react, he hugged him tightly, "Hahahaha——"
Su Mi got angry: "Climb for me!"
The surprise is still behind, two snowmen walked in one after the other.Su Mi turned on the light, and Su Mi went out; Sui Yi saw it, and Su Yi went out.It must be the wrong way for them to come in.
Lin Muyu and Xiao Qiangwei ran over curiously, and they jumped in excitedly.
"Wow! This is heaven!" This is Lin Muyu.
"What a lovely room, why don't we change it." This is Xiao Qiangwei.
"Okay!" "Okay!" These are two snowmen.
"Sorry, once the room is selected, it cannot be changed." This is the frenzied program group.
Su Mi and Sui Yi looked at each other, Su Mi went straight to the staff, and the staff gulped in fright.
"Can the room be furnished by myself?"
Staff: "...can't."
"How about sleeping outside?"
"……cannot."
"Then what can you say?"
"Live...live in."
Su Mi is desperate, God knows he hates pink, especially Barbie pink!
Yes, that's right, the room is Barbie pink.The wallpaper, curtains, bed sheets, etc. are all Barbie pink, with pink ewes, pink sows, and pink mares printed on them.This is the room where big men live!Brother Mi is no longer the one who dances social shakes in public and wears women's clothes. He wants to fight against the program crew.
he!No!live!
"We live!"
Su Mi glared at Sui Yi, "What did you say? Say it again?"
Sui Yi smiled, "We live here, what a beautiful room."
Don't you think I don't know you hate pink too!Okay, you are amazing, just stay here, let's see who can disgust the other!
The two secretly compared each other and swaggered in.The bedroom has bunk beds, the two of them looked at each other, and suddenly thought of it, they squeezed each other to climb up the upper bunk tacitly.
"Mine!" This is Su Mi.
"Mine!" This is Sui Yi.
Su Mi got angry, "Every time you grab the bunk with me!"
Sui Yi was also angry, "Don't put it here and pretend to be wronged. Didn't you have to live in the upper bunk in the second year of high school? Didn't I let you?"
The program team was dumbfounded, and then excited!It seems that these two are high school classmates!No wonder they are informal with each other, this broadcast must have shocked the entire Internet.
The quarrel was still going on there, Lin Muyu and Xiao Qiangwei didn't dare to go there even if they wanted to persuade them.
"Then I'll have a good fight with you too, except for the first two days of my sophomore year when I was in the upper bunk, which time did I not live in the lower bunk?" Not long ago, he naively thought that he could keep his aloof personality.Until you see Sui Yi, go to his cold personality!I must fight him!
When the program team and Lin Muyu heard this, they instantly felt sorry for Su Mi: Our "Brother Sui" is so pitiful!
Sui Yi laughed angrily, and slammed down the small stairs a few times: "You still have the nerve to say that? Didn't you fall off the upper bunk and broke your arm, and I took the initiative to change it with you?"
When the program group and Lin Muyu heard it, they both looked at Sui Yi: Ah—our "Xiao Mi" is so caring.
Su Mi was really angry. Looking back on the past, she simply didn't want to treat Sui Yi as a human being: "That's why you suddenly went crazy and kicked my bed in the middle of the night, and kicked the board of my bed down, so I leaked from the top! You a little bit Nothing happened, I broke my arm!"
The program team and Lin Muyu both said "wow", they didn't expect "Xiao Mi" to look thin and have so much strength.
But it's not a problem to let the two quarrel any longer, the program team immediately went up to persuade, "Don't quarrel, you two, we will change the beds for you immediately!"
Su Mi and Sui Yi looked at each other again, feeling sick in their hearts because of the little tacit understanding left.
"It's too troublesome to change the bed, why not just change the house." This is Su Mi.
"Yes, you guys like this house very much, don't you? Why don't we change it." This is Sui Yi, he said to Lin Muyu and the two of them.
The two were excited: "Okay!"
The program team was at a loss, and was also afraid that they would quarrel again, so they sent someone to discuss with the director, and directly agreed to change the room.
Before leaving, Lin Muyu suddenly stopped Su Mi with a hesitant expression: "That...brother Sui, you have to be mentally prepared."
The author has something to say: this chapter is really happy to write hhhhh
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Sui Yi: That was because I had a nightmare in the middle of the night, and I kicked subconsciously, and accidentally kicked your bed board down.
Su Mi sneered: Then what kind of nightmare did you say you had?
Sui Yi: I dreamed that you were being bullied.
Su Mi: ... (What if I'm a little touched?)
Sui Yi: Then you did a social dance in women's attire, which scared me so much that I kicked it.
Su Mi: ...Climb for me!
☆, weird
Su Mi didn't understand what Lin Muyu kindly reminded him, "Be mentally prepared".Until he opened the door cautiously, and saw the Qing Dynasty zombies pretended by the staff at first sight.
This zombie brother with a white face and red lips, jumped about a few centimeters high with a voice of "Wow" when the door opened, and poked his hands forward. After seeing the two guests with white faces and white lips outside the door, he was startled. He yelled "Aoooo" again, he even forgot to walk, and jumped back.
Zombie Brother: Coincidentally.
Sui Yi, Su Mi: Thank you, I was offended.
Second glance is flamboyant design.
Su Mi glanced at the staff subconsciously, and all the staff looked away at the same time, looking at the sky, the ground, and the air, but they didn't look at Su Mi and Sui Yi.
"Are you serious?" Su Mi deeply doubted that this was deliberately done by the program crew. Would someone really decorate the house into "various glazed vases"?
Yes, that's right, it is the "various glazed large bottles" that a certain farmhouse aesthetic emperor loves very much.There are gaudy patterns on the walls and all kinds of furniture, and even the bed sheets are in a certain emperor's favorite style.
It is worth mentioning that there is only one bed in the huge two-story western-style building, which means that they will share the same bed tonight.
What's more worth mentioning is that this room only has candles and no electricity.
The program team has no heart!
Su Mi supported her forehead helplessly, and from the corner of her eye, she caught a glimpse of Sui Yi next to her, who was as happy as an idiot. He even forgot that Sui Yi's favorite thing to do is showy things.
At this moment, their mobile phones rang at the same time, and it was a message from the program team.
"After the room is selected, it is not allowed to change again~ Now please rush to the square before one in the morning, the last group will be punished!"
Before one o'clock in the morning, what time is it now?Sui Yi glanced at the time and ran away, leaving Su Mi who was still in a daze far behind.
So the scene of the first day was staged again!Sui Yi ran wildly in front, and Su Mi chased after him.Without him, it will be one o'clock in the morning with half a minute left!
Just after running out of the yard, Su Mi noticed two groups running out not far away hand in hand.Suddenly, his footsteps slowed down, and the photographers also slowed down, half of them photographed Su Mi, and half of them photographed Sui Yi from the back.
The program group seems to say that the "last group" will be punished, right?Su Mi thinks she has a high desire to win, but in this case, what is the desire to win?He wished the audience would scold him severely when they saw his performance.It's best to scold him for being autistic, and issue a withdrawal statement as soon as possible.
The people in the other two groups were very determined to win. He noticed that the handsome male star accidentally fell down, and his companion suddenly possessed him with a strong king, picked up the male star and ran away. When he ran to the square, the male star had already Exhausted, he lay down on the ground regardless of his image.
Director Li wore a heavy down jacket and announced loudly: "I declare that Lin Yu and Xiao Nuo are No.1!"
Wang Linyu and Yang Nuo are the only combination of male and female roommates, both of them are in a daze, look at each other and look at Sui Yi who was the first to arrive.
"Aren't I the first to arrive?" Sui Yi was also confused, wasn't he the first to arrive?Why is it No.1 in Wang Linyu's group?
Director Li chuckled and reminded: "Xiao Mi didn't read the news clearly, the last group will be punished, and being alone is not considered a group."
At this time, two cheers sounded, and Wang Linyu hugged Yang Nuo excitedly, laughing and teasing Sui Yi. "Don't be sad, Xiao Mi, I will be punished with you."
Sui Yi instantly understood what was going on, so furious, he looked around to find the culprit, but turned around and met Su Mi, who was squatting on the steps and smiling.
...fuck, so fucking handsome.Sui Yi is about to be dazzled by his own handsomeness.
However, handsome is handsome, he is still very angry!Very angry!If you don't win the game, what's the point of the game?
Su Mi jumped down the steps neatly, stood next to Sui Yi without any shame, and asked, "What is the punishment?"
Director Li pointed to a table next to him. There were two cups of green unknown liquid about 500ml on the table. Su Mi raised her eyebrows, knowing what it was.
Sure enough, the next second, Director Li picked up two cups of unknown objects and handed them to the two respectively, "This is bitter melon juice. The loser should drink it up according to the regulations."
Lin Muyu said "Wow" in a daze, "Brother Sui, Xiao Mi, come on!"
Sui Yi took the cup, looked at Su Mi who was drinking with her head up, and squinted her eyes, since you are unkind, don't blame me for being unrighteous. "Brother Sui, don't you want to drink~"
"Puff...cough cough cough." Such a delicate voice came out with his own voice, one can imagine the horror.He glared at Sui Yi, and noticed that the faces of the people next to him were struck by lightning.
"Brother Sui, you have always known that people can't eat bitter things, they only like sweet things." Sui Yi acted shyly, winking at Su Mi.
If it wasn't because it was her own face, Su Mi might have already punched it.
Director Li smiled awkwardly and eased the atmosphere: "It seems that we, Xiao Mi and Sui Yi, have a very good relationship. In fact, the punishment is just for entertainment, and we don't have to drink all of it."
As soon as these words came out, Sui Yi immediately put down his cup, and raised his eyebrows at Su Mi provocatively.Su Mi looked at her cup with only the bottom left and said nothing.
Wang Linyu leaned forward distressedly: "Oh, Brother Sui drank so much."
Others noticed it too, and compared their thumbs in surprise, Yang Nuo exclaimed, "Suige is a real man."
"Then Brother Sui might as well drink all of it, what's left is a waste." With such viciousness, you don't need to guess to know it's Sui Yi.
Su Mi lowered her head and smiled, and quickly leaned close to Sui Yi's ear and whispered: "Wait, you dog." After that, he drank it all in one gulp, and put the cup back on the table while enduring the nausea in his stomach.
He didn't see Sui Yi's gaze, that gaze was very complicated, it seemed a little regretful, and also seemed a little mocking.
"Okay, the punishment has been punished, and now we are going to start a new game."
Lin Muyu asked: "What game?"
"The name of this game is 'I'm not, I don't have'. Six people stretched out their hands and sat in a circle, such as Sui Yi. Sui Yi said a word: I like to drink bitter melon juice, if someone likes to drink bitter melon juice , then he has to put away a finger, if he doesn't like it, then he doesn't have to put it away."
Director Li paused, "Do you understand?"
All six nodded their heads.
"Okay, we are still in a group of two, and the person with the most remaining fingers is the winner. Spoiler ahead, we are going to the playground to do tasks tomorrow, and the winner will take a special car to the city tomorrow, and can get a Immunity card, that is, you can choose not to do one of the tasks; No.2, if you want to ride the eDonkey sponsored by the title sponsor, there will be a push card, that is, you can designate a group to help you complete the task; and No.3, please see here."
The six people looked like a row of sunflowers and turned their heads to look. Director Li was referring to an old [-]-beam bicycle, which has a sense of age.
Wang Linyu asked in disbelief: "You don't want to ride this to the city, do you?"
Not only him, but everyone was unbelievable.Twenty-eight beams!Ride this to the city!Who can do this?
Director Li squinted his eyes and smiled: "Yes, that's right. The last one has to ride a bicycle to the city, and will also get a happy card, which means he must accept the tasks assigned by one of the groups."
Sui Yi opened his mouth and subconsciously asked, "Then why is it called happy?"
Everyone sang in unison: "Come on, be happy~"
What is this?Sui Yi suddenly felt that he was abandoned by the times, he glanced at Su Mi next to him, but found that Su Mi pursed his lips tightly, and his face seemed not very good.
Could it be drinking bitter gourd juice? "Hey, are you okay?" He lightly bumped Su Mi's arm.
Su Mi glanced at him expressionlessly, her stomach was churning unbearably, she was afraid she would spit out Sui Yi's face as soon as she opened her mouth.He ignored Sui Yi, thinking about this "Happy Card" in his heart.He realized that this "Happy Card" had a very serious bug.He glanced at Director Li suspiciously, and Director Li just looked back with a smile.
This "happy card" must accept the tasks assigned by one of the groups. At first glance, it seems that there is no problem, but the reward of No. 2 is a push card - to push the task to one of the groups.
Looking at it this way, the problem is very big. If the two cards can be superimposed, then if No. 2 intends to target No. 3, wouldn't it assign both tasks to No. 3?If it cannot be superimposed, No.1 could not assign tasks originally, then through this "Happy Card", No.1 can assign one of the tasks to No.3.
So this "Happy Card" is very likely to receive two tricky tasks. The task location is in the playground, and I am afraid it will be some difficult rides. There will be... a haunted house.
Su Mi thought to herself that the program group was a real dog, and this time she wanted to get No.1 no matter what she said.
At the beginning of the game, six people sat in a circle, and through rock-paper-scissors, it was decided that Yang Nuo was the first person.
"I don't know what to say..." She scratched her hair in distress, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration, "I like boys."
Su Mi was silent, sister, you are targeting everyone present.
The two girls smiled resignedly and bent a finger. The other three men looked at each other awkwardly and said in unison, "I'm not."
It was Lin Muyu's turn, she thought for a while: "I once ate salt as sugar."
As a result, everyone present bent their fingers silently. Lin Muyu was shocked and laughed loudly: "This is too amazing, I thought I was the only one who did this kind of thing."
Several people took turns, and finally it was Su Mi's turn.
Although Su Mi's face was pale, his smile remained unchanged: "I'm a boy, wearing women's clothes."
The guests who participated in the recording almost always deliberately get to know other guests in order to get along well. If they search for Su Mi, the first thing they find is #苏豆女装#
Lin Muyu laughed "puchi", and the others also laughed softly.
Sui Yi bent a finger with a dark face, and then he said: "I overturned the car in a wheelchair."
Su Mi got serious and completely forgot about her urgent desire to be No.1: "I dreamed that I kicked people's bed down."
"I was so stuffed during the meal that I vomited a bowl to the person opposite me."
The other four people stared back and forth at the two of them, Wang Linyu asked in disbelief: "Did these two know each other before?" It was unbelievable, Sui Yi is a bigwig in the entertainment circle, how could he know Su Mi, a little star?
Su Mi gritted her teeth: "I have eaten turtle feed."
Sui Yi was angry, and a strange desire to win came up.He couldn't think of Su Mi's glorious achievements for a while, so he said casually, "I'm first in my next grade and first in long-distance running."
"I was the last one in the second grade, and the second in the long-distance running."
The four were dumbfounded, and they were thinking: Could these two be talking about each other?
Sui Yi had a flash of inspiration, looked at Su Mi's only one finger left, and smiled: "I have eaten bird cakes before!"
……
The four people looked at each other, looked at their own hands, then at Sui Yi and Su Mi's, and thought together: What are you happy about?Don't you both have fingers?
At this time, Director Li excitedly announced: "Our No.3 has been born, congratulations to Sui Yi and Xiao Mi!"
Su Mi and Sui Yi's anger stopped abruptly, and they looked at each other's two round fists.
Two people: ...Oops!
The author has something to say: About why Director Li didn’t call Sui Yi "Brother Sui", because it was in the show, Director Li is older, calling him "Brother Sui" in private is respectful, but calling him "Brother Sui" on the surface will make people I think Brother Sui is playing big cards or something.
It hasn't been updated in the past few days, because the first three chapters have been modified, and Sui Yi has made an early appearance. I don't know if you will like it.
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Su Mi: I feel bad, I drank too much bitter gourd juice.
Sui Yi: Don't share a bed with me!Don't spit on me in the middle of the night.
Su Mi: Hehehe
Sui Yi:? ? ?
☆, king acting
On the narrow dirt road in the country, Erba girders were crushed by two adult men and groaned in pain. The bicycle staggered, and the dirt road was full of potholes, which caused the two people's buttocks to hurt.
Sui Yi sat on the front bumper with a bad expression, and felt a dull pain in his buttocks.At this moment, he understood the feelings of the teenagers who had done and worked in the past; at this moment, he vowed to keep his overall position and never be accidentally snatched away by others.
The film crew was riding a motorcycle, and the staff followed behind in a van, surrounding the two of them to shoot. Such restrictive behavior seriously affected Su Mi's idea of racing.
Su Mi stepped on the wheel, her back was straight, and she had an expression that the person in front was a scourge and he was a delicate little white flower.
"You still despise me? I didn't kill you last night because I was kind." Sui Yi gritted his teeth. There was something he was extremely reluctant to mention last night, which would put him on the verge of exploding all day long.
Su Mi thinks that he is really innocent, can he be blamed for what happened last night?It's not because Suiyi keeps booing.
After playing the game last night, he felt more and more uncomfortable in his stomach, and went back to the room with a pale face, but the exaggerated and bold color scheme in the room made him dizzy, and this dizziness made his stomach feel even more uncomfortable.
Before going to bed, the program team sent out the mobile phone, and Sui Yi, the idiot, saw that his mobile phone was about to be snatched away. He didn't want to compete with Yi, so he returned the mobile phone to him and took back his own mobile phone.
The two of them lay on the bed in a friendly manner and swiped their mobile phones. After the program group closed the shooting, the two turned their faces and kicked each other, trying to kick each other out of bed, but because Su Mi was exhausted, Sui Yi kicked her down.Su Mi was so angry that she wanted to break the law by lifting the vase, but unexpectedly, her throat felt itchy, and the unknown liquid in her stomach tended to rise up.
He just stood there and slowed down for a while, Sui Yi, a fool, beeped - directly picked up his phone to take a black photo of him, Su Mi saw the skewered heart on Sui Yi's phone case at a glance.For some reason, he suddenly thought of the heart specimen, and then thought of the bloodshot flesh.
This thought was bad, the unknown liquid in the stomach surged up uncontrollably, and he vomited so heartily, after he vomited, he found that the air was silent, and he looked again... Sui Yi's face was full of blood vomit.
Can he be blamed for this?Su Mi felt that she was really innocent and wronged.
Last night, I tossed very late. Today, because I had to go to the city by bicycle, the two of them set off before dawn. They walked for about an hour without even seeing anyone.
However, Sui Yi's body is really good. After riding for an hour, he still doesn't feel exhausted. He even has time to think about it.
Su Mi is not afraid of anything, the only thing he is a little afraid of is height, he is a little afraid of heights.Today's mission is at the playground, he has to fight for himself, and walk out of the program group alive with a few breaths.
What should be done to get rid of this passive situation?He felt that the program group couldn't be so heartless, it was impossible to be so crazy for the ratings.
The slap in the face came quickly, and the slap made Su Mi realize the fact - the program team is not human!
The phone rang, and Su Mi stopped and opened it anxiously, "Come on! The last one to reach the destination will be punished!"
... Su Mi became angry instantly, and without taking care of Sui Yi who had just turned on her phone, stepped into the car and ran wildly.Sui Yi didn't sit properly for a while, his center of gravity was unstable, and he hugged Su Mi's neck in shock.
"Bangdang-"
"Brother Sui, Xiao Mi!" The program team also stopped the car one after another, and quickly helped the two people who had fallen to the ground to get up. "Are you all right?"
Su Mi fell on her tailbone, the pain was unbearable, her waist was weak, and she couldn't get up at all. "Why are you crazy?!"
Seeing his serious injury, the staff dared not help him easily, and planned to call an ambulance, but Su Mi raised her hand to stop him.
Sui Yi glanced at Su Mi inexplicably, "Why are you crazy?" He stood up staggeringly, suddenly understood, exchanged glances with Su Mi, covered his buttocks: "Ah——It hurts so much, I can't walk anymore .”
Staff member: ...don't think we didn't see you fall on "Brother Sui" and your ass didn't touch the ground at all. "What should we do, Brother Sui, we'll call an ambulance to take you to the hospital for examination."
Xiao Jiujiu in Su Mi's heart counted very quickly, he clutched his waist, although his expression didn't change much, but he could still see the unbearable pain from his slightly furrowed eyebrows and tightly pursed lips.
"Don't call an ambulance." Su Mi's voice was weak, and she staggered to get up, but the staff immediately stepped forward to help him up.
"I see that the bicycle can't be ridden anymore. Director Li said that the last one to reach the playground will be punished. What should I do?" He lowered his brows and eyes in a timely manner, with a lonely expression.
The staff immediately panicked, but no one offered to take their car over.At this time, Sui Yi groaned weakly, causing Su Mi to shiver in fright.
"What should I do? My butt hurts so much that I can't walk anymore." He pursed his lips aggrievedly, "Brother Sui, do we have to walk over?"
Su Mi sighed silently, "Can you hold on?"
Sui Yi shook his head aggrieved, with a pitiful expression. "No, I slept for an hour last night, and I have no energy left."
The two of them didn't speak any more, Su Mi lowered her head and remained silent, while Sui Yi pursed her mouth in grievance.
The staff were afraid of Su Mi because of Su Mi's status, and they felt sorry for Su Yi because of Su Yi's pitifulness. Several people exchanged glances frantically, and finally a young boy hesitated and said: "Brother Sui, Brother Mi, why don't we send you off?" You go over there."
Su Mi didn't speak, Sui Yi raised her head in surprise, then sighed in disappointment: "But will Director Li be willing?"
The young boy was very distressed, and immediately replied: "Of course! Brother Sui and Brother Mi, get in the car quickly, and we will communicate with Director Li."
The two were supported to sit in the van, Sui Yi weakly lay on the back of the chair, and asked the boy in front, "Do we still have time?"
The boy was in contact with Director Li. He put away his phone and patted his chest hard: "Don't worry, the other four guests have just set off. If there is no accident, we will definitely be No.1."
Su Mi closed her eyes, the corners of her mouth seemed to twitch, this time it was steady... "Kang Dang!" He opened his eyes suddenly, looked at Sui Yi who was also in a daze, and asked, "What's wrong?"
The boy got out of the car to check, and when he came back, he looked annoyed, "The road is too muddy, and the tires are sunken." Seeing the change in their expressions, he quickly comforted them: "But you can take a motorcycle to... Can you bear it?"
Su Mi swallowed silently, and limped onto the motorcycle. He was silent all the way, and he didn't even look at the camera when it hit his face.
This time it's not that he pretended to be impolite on purpose, but that he really
Sure enough, it was just as he guessed, the process of finding a roommate was time-recorded, as long as Su Mi and Sui Yi were faster, they would be the first to choose a room.
There is a circle of roadblocks around the square, and dozens of bodyguards are guarding to prevent the onlookers from rushing in and doing harm to the guests.
Su Mi found a step to stand on, and the photographer stood next to him and went down to shoot.
If it were someone else, it would definitely be difficult to find your roommate among the more than 200 group performers. Maybe you know him very well, but as long as you stand here, you will definitely be dazzled.But Su Mi is different, what he is looking for is his own body.
Simple, too simple.
The third from the left in the fifth row, his handsome appearance could not conceal his obscene temperament, standing in the crowd seemed to exude an obscene black air.
It was ruined, my body was really ruined.When the day came back, he had to take a shower quickly, and he would feel uncomfortable if he didn't rub off ten layers of skin.
Su Mi jumped down the steps lightly, and the photographer behind him subconsciously followed his movements, but staggered a bit, and was photographed by the onlookers and posted on Weibo, which became popular.
Su Mi, who was walking in the square full of people, seemed to be walking in the back garden of his own house, leisurely and at ease, he swayed slowly, from the first row in the first row to No.20 five, and then The "s" shape swings to the second row.
When he reached the fifth row, he clearly saw Sui Yi sticking out his toes, as if he wanted to kick him as a reminder.Su Mi walked over without changing her expression, and stepped heavily on Sui Yi the moment she kicked him over.
Sui Yi snorted: "You wait for me."
Su Mi smiled, and raised her eyebrows at him where the camera couldn't see. "Okay, let's see."
The author has something to say: set this variety show without agents and assistants, if it does not match the reality, then it is a private setting!I said, if you don't accept it, find the program group!
Program Team: None of my business?
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Sui Yi: Why are you pretending not to see me?I want to be the first!I want first!First!
Su Mi: The bottom one is also the first, admit it.
Sui Yi: You are courting death!
Su Mi: Yes, come and beat me up, hurry up, beat me hard, it will directly disfigure me.
Sui Yi: Just rely on me to cherish my handsome face and not beat you up!I slap your face [slap]
Su Mi: I rely on you to stop!Don't fan!
Sui Yi: [crack]
Su Mi: You forced me! 【Snapped】
Sui Yi: [crack]
Su Mi: [crack]
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Li Shengnan floated by, and shook his head silently listening to the "popping" sound inside: young people are full of energy.
☆、Room turmoil
The moment Sui Yi was found, the other two pairs of roommates who were hiding came out side by side.Lin Mu Yuguo was really the lively type, first he greeted Su Mi respectfully, and then followed Yi in a friendly way.Naturally, she didn't know that the souls of the two people in front of her had swapped. At this time, "Su Mi" was not Su Mi, and "Sui Yi" was not Sui Yi.
The position of the guests is also particular. Logically speaking, the one with the largest coffee position should be in the c position, but they are in a combination mode, so Su Mi's group stood in the middle.On the left is Lin Muyu's group of female and female roommates, and on the right is the combination of what Li Shengnan calls a good-looking male star and a new actress.
This male celebrity lived up to his reputation, he stood directly next to Su Mi, moving his hands deliberately in order to rub Su Mi's thigh.Su Mi flexed her elbow and slapped Sui Yi, and whispered, "Look."
Sui Yi was puzzled, took a look with his head, was immediately stunned, and whispered: "Damn it, get out of the way."
"Why? You don't go in." Anyway, it's not his body, just rub casually and vigorously.
Sui Yi: ...
The planner I had seen before held a blank sheet of paper and announced loudly: "No.1, Mu Yu and Qiangwei, took nine minutes and eight seconds."
Lin Muyu's roommate is named Xiao Qiangwei, who is one of the Four Little Stars in the entertainment industry. With a charming appearance, she is the dream goddess of most boys and a small number of girls.
No.2 is the male and female roommate group, which took [-] minutes and [-] seconds.
"The last group..." The curator's mouth twitched, looking at Su Mi as if he wanted to laugh but forced himself to hold back. The photographers immediately focused on photographing Su Mi's expression.
The planner took a breath and stabilized his emotions, "Brother Sui, Xiao Mi, why don't you guess it yourself?"
Sui Yi didn't care about the camera at all, and rolled his eyes directly: "At least two hours."
"That's right! Two full hours!"
"Pfft..."
The laughter attracted people and the camera to look over.Lin Muyu covered her mouth, blinked her big eyes, and said with a smile, "I'm sorry, I really couldn't help it." After finishing speaking, she laughed again.
Su Mi is very satisfied with her time control, but she has hurt the group performers. I hope the program group will give them more money as compensation.
The planner smiled and took out three photos to show everyone, "Now please invite Mu Yu to come to Qiangwei to choose your own dormitory!"
Everyone looked over curiously, only to see a house in each of the three photos.
The first one is a small two-story western-style building with its own garden, and the winter jasmine has already bloomed, which is very beautiful; the second one is a one-story house surrounded by fences, with a pavilion for people to enjoy the shade in the yard, and there seems to be a well. It looks very leisurely; the third one is an ordinary wooden house with a large area, but there is no garden and no yard.
Both Lin Muyu and Xiao Qiangwei were girls, and they immediately fell in love with the small two-story mansion.
Xiao Qiangwei blinked at everyone, "I'm sorry, we choose Xiaoyanglou."
The second group chose a bungalow with a courtyard, and the female guest looked at the small western-style house, but unfortunately they were chosen away.The rest is the cabin, Su Mi and Sui Yi have no choice.
Su Mi said that she could only accept her fate, but Sui Yi's eyes seemed to want to kill Su Mi.
After choosing a house, the three pairs of roommates took the car of the program group to the dormitory respectively.This section of the journey is relatively long, from the urban area to the suburbs, and even after driving for a long time to reach the destination.
After getting off the car, Su Mi saw a small square not far away at a glance. There were lights on in the small square, and several photographers were taking pictures of this side.
"Wow, I think there should be a task in a while." It was a male star who spoke, and he pulled the suitcase to Su Mi's side, his arms tightly pressed against Su Mi's.
Su Mi didn't hide, and glanced at him, "Well, I should go to the square later."
Sui Yi pouted when he heard Su Mi's words, and looked back at him, but saw the arms of the two tightly pressed together...
Su Mi, just wait for me!
The planner didn't know where he went, and the six people were looking around in a daze.The male star suggested: "Let's go and see our dormitory, I think our dormitory will be very beautiful!"
Lin Muyu is very good at answering, "We are a small two-story mansion, and each person lives on the first floor."
Xiao Qiangwei held Lin Muyu's arm enthusiastically, "Mu Yu, let's go and have a look."
The distance between the three houses is very close, after the two groups left, Su Mi and Sui Yi glanced at each other, consciously stayed two meters away from each other, and walked towards the bedroom one after the other.The atmosphere was so embarrassing that the photographer didn't know whether to take pictures of them or not.
They wondered in their hearts, "Sui Yi" is a big name, and he is set up as a domineering president, so it's normal to talk less; but "Su Mi"...he is a small star of the [-]th line, at this time he doesn't know how to attract fans, and he frequently Rolling your eyes is very impolite, aren't you afraid of attracting black fans?
The photographers muttered, but the director team was happy.This kind of roommate feud scene can attract the ratings the most, and the show will definitely arouse heated discussions at that time!The most popular search, the official blog has gained hundreds of thousands of followers, just think about it!
Su Mi and Sui Yi ignored their mutterings, if it wasn't for the little bit of face they had left, they would like to take off all their clothes and walk around the small square.
The two sighed together: What a pity.
Su Mi was about to open the door, when Lin Muyu and Xiao Qiangwei, who entered first, ran out in panic, and shouted together after seeing the two: "Don't-go-in-"
He cautiously withdrew his hand, Sui Yi sneered "coward" when he saw this, walked around Su Mi and opened the door.
"Oh!"
"What the hell is this!"
……
The staff next to her couldn't help laughing, Su Mi endured and endured, and finally couldn't hold back, the corners of her mouth curled up, her smile was very gloating.
I saw that Sui Yi's body was covered with white cream, his hair was sticky and clumps, like a snowman.
Snowman wiped off the cream on his face, glanced at the cream sprayer behind the door, and then at Su Mi.
Su Mi: ...He felt a little uneasy, was it an illusion?
Sui Yi moved, and before Su Mi could react, he hugged him tightly, "Hahahaha——"
Su Mi got angry: "Climb for me!"
The surprise is still behind, two snowmen walked in one after the other.Su Mi turned on the light, and Su Mi went out; Sui Yi saw it, and Su Yi went out.It must be the wrong way for them to come in.
Lin Muyu and Xiao Qiangwei ran over curiously, and they jumped in excitedly.
"Wow! This is heaven!" This is Lin Muyu.
"What a lovely room, why don't we change it." This is Xiao Qiangwei.
"Okay!" "Okay!" These are two snowmen.
"Sorry, once the room is selected, it cannot be changed." This is the frenzied program group.
Su Mi and Sui Yi looked at each other, Su Mi went straight to the staff, and the staff gulped in fright.
"Can the room be furnished by myself?"
Staff: "...can't."
"How about sleeping outside?"
"……cannot."
"Then what can you say?"
"Live...live in."
Su Mi is desperate, God knows he hates pink, especially Barbie pink!
Yes, that's right, the room is Barbie pink.The wallpaper, curtains, bed sheets, etc. are all Barbie pink, with pink ewes, pink sows, and pink mares printed on them.This is the room where big men live!Brother Mi is no longer the one who dances social shakes in public and wears women's clothes. He wants to fight against the program crew.
he!No!live!
"We live!"
Su Mi glared at Sui Yi, "What did you say? Say it again?"
Sui Yi smiled, "We live here, what a beautiful room."
Don't you think I don't know you hate pink too!Okay, you are amazing, just stay here, let's see who can disgust the other!
The two secretly compared each other and swaggered in.The bedroom has bunk beds, the two of them looked at each other, and suddenly thought of it, they squeezed each other to climb up the upper bunk tacitly.
"Mine!" This is Su Mi.
"Mine!" This is Sui Yi.
Su Mi got angry, "Every time you grab the bunk with me!"
Sui Yi was also angry, "Don't put it here and pretend to be wronged. Didn't you have to live in the upper bunk in the second year of high school? Didn't I let you?"
The program team was dumbfounded, and then excited!It seems that these two are high school classmates!No wonder they are informal with each other, this broadcast must have shocked the entire Internet.
The quarrel was still going on there, Lin Muyu and Xiao Qiangwei didn't dare to go there even if they wanted to persuade them.
"Then I'll have a good fight with you too, except for the first two days of my sophomore year when I was in the upper bunk, which time did I not live in the lower bunk?" Not long ago, he naively thought that he could keep his aloof personality.Until you see Sui Yi, go to his cold personality!I must fight him!
When the program team and Lin Muyu heard this, they instantly felt sorry for Su Mi: Our "Brother Sui" is so pitiful!
Sui Yi laughed angrily, and slammed down the small stairs a few times: "You still have the nerve to say that? Didn't you fall off the upper bunk and broke your arm, and I took the initiative to change it with you?"
When the program group and Lin Muyu heard it, they both looked at Sui Yi: Ah—our "Xiao Mi" is so caring.
Su Mi was really angry. Looking back on the past, she simply didn't want to treat Sui Yi as a human being: "That's why you suddenly went crazy and kicked my bed in the middle of the night, and kicked the board of my bed down, so I leaked from the top! You a little bit Nothing happened, I broke my arm!"
The program team and Lin Muyu both said "wow", they didn't expect "Xiao Mi" to look thin and have so much strength.
But it's not a problem to let the two quarrel any longer, the program team immediately went up to persuade, "Don't quarrel, you two, we will change the beds for you immediately!"
Su Mi and Sui Yi looked at each other again, feeling sick in their hearts because of the little tacit understanding left.
"It's too troublesome to change the bed, why not just change the house." This is Su Mi.
"Yes, you guys like this house very much, don't you? Why don't we change it." This is Sui Yi, he said to Lin Muyu and the two of them.
The two were excited: "Okay!"
The program team was at a loss, and was also afraid that they would quarrel again, so they sent someone to discuss with the director, and directly agreed to change the room.
Before leaving, Lin Muyu suddenly stopped Su Mi with a hesitant expression: "That...brother Sui, you have to be mentally prepared."
The author has something to say: this chapter is really happy to write hhhhh
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Sui Yi: That was because I had a nightmare in the middle of the night, and I kicked subconsciously, and accidentally kicked your bed board down.
Su Mi sneered: Then what kind of nightmare did you say you had?
Sui Yi: I dreamed that you were being bullied.
Su Mi: ... (What if I'm a little touched?)
Sui Yi: Then you did a social dance in women's attire, which scared me so much that I kicked it.
Su Mi: ...Climb for me!
☆, weird
Su Mi didn't understand what Lin Muyu kindly reminded him, "Be mentally prepared".Until he opened the door cautiously, and saw the Qing Dynasty zombies pretended by the staff at first sight.
This zombie brother with a white face and red lips, jumped about a few centimeters high with a voice of "Wow" when the door opened, and poked his hands forward. After seeing the two guests with white faces and white lips outside the door, he was startled. He yelled "Aoooo" again, he even forgot to walk, and jumped back.
Zombie Brother: Coincidentally.
Sui Yi, Su Mi: Thank you, I was offended.
Second glance is flamboyant design.
Su Mi glanced at the staff subconsciously, and all the staff looked away at the same time, looking at the sky, the ground, and the air, but they didn't look at Su Mi and Sui Yi.
"Are you serious?" Su Mi deeply doubted that this was deliberately done by the program crew. Would someone really decorate the house into "various glazed vases"?
Yes, that's right, it is the "various glazed large bottles" that a certain farmhouse aesthetic emperor loves very much.There are gaudy patterns on the walls and all kinds of furniture, and even the bed sheets are in a certain emperor's favorite style.
It is worth mentioning that there is only one bed in the huge two-story western-style building, which means that they will share the same bed tonight.
What's more worth mentioning is that this room only has candles and no electricity.
The program team has no heart!
Su Mi supported her forehead helplessly, and from the corner of her eye, she caught a glimpse of Sui Yi next to her, who was as happy as an idiot. He even forgot that Sui Yi's favorite thing to do is showy things.
At this moment, their mobile phones rang at the same time, and it was a message from the program team.
"After the room is selected, it is not allowed to change again~ Now please rush to the square before one in the morning, the last group will be punished!"
Before one o'clock in the morning, what time is it now?Sui Yi glanced at the time and ran away, leaving Su Mi who was still in a daze far behind.
So the scene of the first day was staged again!Sui Yi ran wildly in front, and Su Mi chased after him.Without him, it will be one o'clock in the morning with half a minute left!
Just after running out of the yard, Su Mi noticed two groups running out not far away hand in hand.Suddenly, his footsteps slowed down, and the photographers also slowed down, half of them photographed Su Mi, and half of them photographed Sui Yi from the back.
The program group seems to say that the "last group" will be punished, right?Su Mi thinks she has a high desire to win, but in this case, what is the desire to win?He wished the audience would scold him severely when they saw his performance.It's best to scold him for being autistic, and issue a withdrawal statement as soon as possible.
The people in the other two groups were very determined to win. He noticed that the handsome male star accidentally fell down, and his companion suddenly possessed him with a strong king, picked up the male star and ran away. When he ran to the square, the male star had already Exhausted, he lay down on the ground regardless of his image.
Director Li wore a heavy down jacket and announced loudly: "I declare that Lin Yu and Xiao Nuo are No.1!"
Wang Linyu and Yang Nuo are the only combination of male and female roommates, both of them are in a daze, look at each other and look at Sui Yi who was the first to arrive.
"Aren't I the first to arrive?" Sui Yi was also confused, wasn't he the first to arrive?Why is it No.1 in Wang Linyu's group?
Director Li chuckled and reminded: "Xiao Mi didn't read the news clearly, the last group will be punished, and being alone is not considered a group."
At this time, two cheers sounded, and Wang Linyu hugged Yang Nuo excitedly, laughing and teasing Sui Yi. "Don't be sad, Xiao Mi, I will be punished with you."
Sui Yi instantly understood what was going on, so furious, he looked around to find the culprit, but turned around and met Su Mi, who was squatting on the steps and smiling.
...fuck, so fucking handsome.Sui Yi is about to be dazzled by his own handsomeness.
However, handsome is handsome, he is still very angry!Very angry!If you don't win the game, what's the point of the game?
Su Mi jumped down the steps neatly, stood next to Sui Yi without any shame, and asked, "What is the punishment?"
Director Li pointed to a table next to him. There were two cups of green unknown liquid about 500ml on the table. Su Mi raised her eyebrows, knowing what it was.
Sure enough, the next second, Director Li picked up two cups of unknown objects and handed them to the two respectively, "This is bitter melon juice. The loser should drink it up according to the regulations."
Lin Muyu said "Wow" in a daze, "Brother Sui, Xiao Mi, come on!"
Sui Yi took the cup, looked at Su Mi who was drinking with her head up, and squinted her eyes, since you are unkind, don't blame me for being unrighteous. "Brother Sui, don't you want to drink~"
"Puff...cough cough cough." Such a delicate voice came out with his own voice, one can imagine the horror.He glared at Sui Yi, and noticed that the faces of the people next to him were struck by lightning.
"Brother Sui, you have always known that people can't eat bitter things, they only like sweet things." Sui Yi acted shyly, winking at Su Mi.
If it wasn't because it was her own face, Su Mi might have already punched it.
Director Li smiled awkwardly and eased the atmosphere: "It seems that we, Xiao Mi and Sui Yi, have a very good relationship. In fact, the punishment is just for entertainment, and we don't have to drink all of it."
As soon as these words came out, Sui Yi immediately put down his cup, and raised his eyebrows at Su Mi provocatively.Su Mi looked at her cup with only the bottom left and said nothing.
Wang Linyu leaned forward distressedly: "Oh, Brother Sui drank so much."
Others noticed it too, and compared their thumbs in surprise, Yang Nuo exclaimed, "Suige is a real man."
"Then Brother Sui might as well drink all of it, what's left is a waste." With such viciousness, you don't need to guess to know it's Sui Yi.
Su Mi lowered her head and smiled, and quickly leaned close to Sui Yi's ear and whispered: "Wait, you dog." After that, he drank it all in one gulp, and put the cup back on the table while enduring the nausea in his stomach.
He didn't see Sui Yi's gaze, that gaze was very complicated, it seemed a little regretful, and also seemed a little mocking.
"Okay, the punishment has been punished, and now we are going to start a new game."
Lin Muyu asked: "What game?"
"The name of this game is 'I'm not, I don't have'. Six people stretched out their hands and sat in a circle, such as Sui Yi. Sui Yi said a word: I like to drink bitter melon juice, if someone likes to drink bitter melon juice , then he has to put away a finger, if he doesn't like it, then he doesn't have to put it away."
Director Li paused, "Do you understand?"
All six nodded their heads.
"Okay, we are still in a group of two, and the person with the most remaining fingers is the winner. Spoiler ahead, we are going to the playground to do tasks tomorrow, and the winner will take a special car to the city tomorrow, and can get a Immunity card, that is, you can choose not to do one of the tasks; No.2, if you want to ride the eDonkey sponsored by the title sponsor, there will be a push card, that is, you can designate a group to help you complete the task; and No.3, please see here."
The six people looked like a row of sunflowers and turned their heads to look. Director Li was referring to an old [-]-beam bicycle, which has a sense of age.
Wang Linyu asked in disbelief: "You don't want to ride this to the city, do you?"
Not only him, but everyone was unbelievable.Twenty-eight beams!Ride this to the city!Who can do this?
Director Li squinted his eyes and smiled: "Yes, that's right. The last one has to ride a bicycle to the city, and will also get a happy card, which means he must accept the tasks assigned by one of the groups."
Sui Yi opened his mouth and subconsciously asked, "Then why is it called happy?"
Everyone sang in unison: "Come on, be happy~"
What is this?Sui Yi suddenly felt that he was abandoned by the times, he glanced at Su Mi next to him, but found that Su Mi pursed his lips tightly, and his face seemed not very good.
Could it be drinking bitter gourd juice? "Hey, are you okay?" He lightly bumped Su Mi's arm.
Su Mi glanced at him expressionlessly, her stomach was churning unbearably, she was afraid she would spit out Sui Yi's face as soon as she opened her mouth.He ignored Sui Yi, thinking about this "Happy Card" in his heart.He realized that this "Happy Card" had a very serious bug.He glanced at Director Li suspiciously, and Director Li just looked back with a smile.
This "happy card" must accept the tasks assigned by one of the groups. At first glance, it seems that there is no problem, but the reward of No. 2 is a push card - to push the task to one of the groups.
Looking at it this way, the problem is very big. If the two cards can be superimposed, then if No. 2 intends to target No. 3, wouldn't it assign both tasks to No. 3?If it cannot be superimposed, No.1 could not assign tasks originally, then through this "Happy Card", No.1 can assign one of the tasks to No.3.
So this "Happy Card" is very likely to receive two tricky tasks. The task location is in the playground, and I am afraid it will be some difficult rides. There will be... a haunted house.
Su Mi thought to herself that the program group was a real dog, and this time she wanted to get No.1 no matter what she said.
At the beginning of the game, six people sat in a circle, and through rock-paper-scissors, it was decided that Yang Nuo was the first person.
"I don't know what to say..." She scratched her hair in distress, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration, "I like boys."
Su Mi was silent, sister, you are targeting everyone present.
The two girls smiled resignedly and bent a finger. The other three men looked at each other awkwardly and said in unison, "I'm not."
It was Lin Muyu's turn, she thought for a while: "I once ate salt as sugar."
As a result, everyone present bent their fingers silently. Lin Muyu was shocked and laughed loudly: "This is too amazing, I thought I was the only one who did this kind of thing."
Several people took turns, and finally it was Su Mi's turn.
Although Su Mi's face was pale, his smile remained unchanged: "I'm a boy, wearing women's clothes."
The guests who participated in the recording almost always deliberately get to know other guests in order to get along well. If they search for Su Mi, the first thing they find is #苏豆女装#
Lin Muyu laughed "puchi", and the others also laughed softly.
Sui Yi bent a finger with a dark face, and then he said: "I overturned the car in a wheelchair."
Su Mi got serious and completely forgot about her urgent desire to be No.1: "I dreamed that I kicked people's bed down."
"I was so stuffed during the meal that I vomited a bowl to the person opposite me."
The other four people stared back and forth at the two of them, Wang Linyu asked in disbelief: "Did these two know each other before?" It was unbelievable, Sui Yi is a bigwig in the entertainment circle, how could he know Su Mi, a little star?
Su Mi gritted her teeth: "I have eaten turtle feed."
Sui Yi was angry, and a strange desire to win came up.He couldn't think of Su Mi's glorious achievements for a while, so he said casually, "I'm first in my next grade and first in long-distance running."
"I was the last one in the second grade, and the second in the long-distance running."
The four were dumbfounded, and they were thinking: Could these two be talking about each other?
Sui Yi had a flash of inspiration, looked at Su Mi's only one finger left, and smiled: "I have eaten bird cakes before!"
……
The four people looked at each other, looked at their own hands, then at Sui Yi and Su Mi's, and thought together: What are you happy about?Don't you both have fingers?
At this time, Director Li excitedly announced: "Our No.3 has been born, congratulations to Sui Yi and Xiao Mi!"
Su Mi and Sui Yi's anger stopped abruptly, and they looked at each other's two round fists.
Two people: ...Oops!
The author has something to say: About why Director Li didn’t call Sui Yi "Brother Sui", because it was in the show, Director Li is older, calling him "Brother Sui" in private is respectful, but calling him "Brother Sui" on the surface will make people I think Brother Sui is playing big cards or something.
It hasn't been updated in the past few days, because the first three chapters have been modified, and Sui Yi has made an early appearance. I don't know if you will like it.
small theater
Su Mi: I feel bad, I drank too much bitter gourd juice.
Sui Yi: Don't share a bed with me!Don't spit on me in the middle of the night.
Su Mi: Hehehe
Sui Yi:? ? ?
☆, king acting
On the narrow dirt road in the country, Erba girders were crushed by two adult men and groaned in pain. The bicycle staggered, and the dirt road was full of potholes, which caused the two people's buttocks to hurt.
Sui Yi sat on the front bumper with a bad expression, and felt a dull pain in his buttocks.At this moment, he understood the feelings of the teenagers who had done and worked in the past; at this moment, he vowed to keep his overall position and never be accidentally snatched away by others.
The film crew was riding a motorcycle, and the staff followed behind in a van, surrounding the two of them to shoot. Such restrictive behavior seriously affected Su Mi's idea of racing.
Su Mi stepped on the wheel, her back was straight, and she had an expression that the person in front was a scourge and he was a delicate little white flower.
"You still despise me? I didn't kill you last night because I was kind." Sui Yi gritted his teeth. There was something he was extremely reluctant to mention last night, which would put him on the verge of exploding all day long.
Su Mi thinks that he is really innocent, can he be blamed for what happened last night?It's not because Suiyi keeps booing.
After playing the game last night, he felt more and more uncomfortable in his stomach, and went back to the room with a pale face, but the exaggerated and bold color scheme in the room made him dizzy, and this dizziness made his stomach feel even more uncomfortable.
Before going to bed, the program team sent out the mobile phone, and Sui Yi, the idiot, saw that his mobile phone was about to be snatched away. He didn't want to compete with Yi, so he returned the mobile phone to him and took back his own mobile phone.
The two of them lay on the bed in a friendly manner and swiped their mobile phones. After the program group closed the shooting, the two turned their faces and kicked each other, trying to kick each other out of bed, but because Su Mi was exhausted, Sui Yi kicked her down.Su Mi was so angry that she wanted to break the law by lifting the vase, but unexpectedly, her throat felt itchy, and the unknown liquid in her stomach tended to rise up.
He just stood there and slowed down for a while, Sui Yi, a fool, beeped - directly picked up his phone to take a black photo of him, Su Mi saw the skewered heart on Sui Yi's phone case at a glance.For some reason, he suddenly thought of the heart specimen, and then thought of the bloodshot flesh.
This thought was bad, the unknown liquid in the stomach surged up uncontrollably, and he vomited so heartily, after he vomited, he found that the air was silent, and he looked again... Sui Yi's face was full of blood vomit.
Can he be blamed for this?Su Mi felt that she was really innocent and wronged.
Last night, I tossed very late. Today, because I had to go to the city by bicycle, the two of them set off before dawn. They walked for about an hour without even seeing anyone.
However, Sui Yi's body is really good. After riding for an hour, he still doesn't feel exhausted. He even has time to think about it.
Su Mi is not afraid of anything, the only thing he is a little afraid of is height, he is a little afraid of heights.Today's mission is at the playground, he has to fight for himself, and walk out of the program group alive with a few breaths.
What should be done to get rid of this passive situation?He felt that the program group couldn't be so heartless, it was impossible to be so crazy for the ratings.
The slap in the face came quickly, and the slap made Su Mi realize the fact - the program team is not human!
The phone rang, and Su Mi stopped and opened it anxiously, "Come on! The last one to reach the destination will be punished!"
... Su Mi became angry instantly, and without taking care of Sui Yi who had just turned on her phone, stepped into the car and ran wildly.Sui Yi didn't sit properly for a while, his center of gravity was unstable, and he hugged Su Mi's neck in shock.
"Bangdang-"
"Brother Sui, Xiao Mi!" The program team also stopped the car one after another, and quickly helped the two people who had fallen to the ground to get up. "Are you all right?"
Su Mi fell on her tailbone, the pain was unbearable, her waist was weak, and she couldn't get up at all. "Why are you crazy?!"
Seeing his serious injury, the staff dared not help him easily, and planned to call an ambulance, but Su Mi raised her hand to stop him.
Sui Yi glanced at Su Mi inexplicably, "Why are you crazy?" He stood up staggeringly, suddenly understood, exchanged glances with Su Mi, covered his buttocks: "Ah——It hurts so much, I can't walk anymore .”
Staff member: ...don't think we didn't see you fall on "Brother Sui" and your ass didn't touch the ground at all. "What should we do, Brother Sui, we'll call an ambulance to take you to the hospital for examination."
Xiao Jiujiu in Su Mi's heart counted very quickly, he clutched his waist, although his expression didn't change much, but he could still see the unbearable pain from his slightly furrowed eyebrows and tightly pursed lips.
"Don't call an ambulance." Su Mi's voice was weak, and she staggered to get up, but the staff immediately stepped forward to help him up.
"I see that the bicycle can't be ridden anymore. Director Li said that the last one to reach the playground will be punished. What should I do?" He lowered his brows and eyes in a timely manner, with a lonely expression.
The staff immediately panicked, but no one offered to take their car over.At this time, Sui Yi groaned weakly, causing Su Mi to shiver in fright.
"What should I do? My butt hurts so much that I can't walk anymore." He pursed his lips aggrievedly, "Brother Sui, do we have to walk over?"
Su Mi sighed silently, "Can you hold on?"
Sui Yi shook his head aggrieved, with a pitiful expression. "No, I slept for an hour last night, and I have no energy left."
The two of them didn't speak any more, Su Mi lowered her head and remained silent, while Sui Yi pursed her mouth in grievance.
The staff were afraid of Su Mi because of Su Mi's status, and they felt sorry for Su Yi because of Su Yi's pitifulness. Several people exchanged glances frantically, and finally a young boy hesitated and said: "Brother Sui, Brother Mi, why don't we send you off?" You go over there."
Su Mi didn't speak, Sui Yi raised her head in surprise, then sighed in disappointment: "But will Director Li be willing?"
The young boy was very distressed, and immediately replied: "Of course! Brother Sui and Brother Mi, get in the car quickly, and we will communicate with Director Li."
The two were supported to sit in the van, Sui Yi weakly lay on the back of the chair, and asked the boy in front, "Do we still have time?"
The boy was in contact with Director Li. He put away his phone and patted his chest hard: "Don't worry, the other four guests have just set off. If there is no accident, we will definitely be No.1."
Su Mi closed her eyes, the corners of her mouth seemed to twitch, this time it was steady... "Kang Dang!" He opened his eyes suddenly, looked at Sui Yi who was also in a daze, and asked, "What's wrong?"
The boy got out of the car to check, and when he came back, he looked annoyed, "The road is too muddy, and the tires are sunken." Seeing the change in their expressions, he quickly comforted them: "But you can take a motorcycle to... Can you bear it?"
Su Mi swallowed silently, and limped onto the motorcycle. He was silent all the way, and he didn't even look at the camera when it hit his face.
This time it's not that he pretended to be impolite on purpose, but that he really
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