I swapped bodies with my nemesis
Work related (3)
Li Sheng didn't dare to lose his mind for a moment.At this moment, Sui Yi called, and when he came up, he was scolded.
"Are you sick? Are you using my money to blackmail me?" You could tell from the voice that Sui Yi was about to explode with anger. This big star was very angry in private, and there was no such thing as a former domineering president in public. Set up a shadow.
The voice over there continued, "You say I'm yw, you say I'm earthy, I've put up with you for a long time, do you know that? You have so little money in your card, it's not even enough to buy a trending search!"
"Is it that what I usually give you is not enough? The money I transfer to you is either millions or tens of millions. Where did you spend your money? Hurry up and hand it over, and I will buy ten hot searches!"
Su Mi was neither angry nor annoyed, she lay on her back on the back seat, tilted her head to look at the scenery outside, there was a light in the distance, it was very faint from this side: "In the cabinet in front of the bed, there is a red Small box."
The sound startled Li Shengnan, and he glanced through the rearview mirror.
He heard a rustling sound from over there, and finally a tinkling sound, "The one in the shape of a heart?"
"Well, there are several cards in it, and the money hasn't been moved."
Sui Yi was silent, and asked him after a while: "Why? Do you think I'm dirty?"
Su Mi smiled, but her eyes were cold: "You are not dirty, who is dirty?"
"……Hold."
"By the way, I picked up a variety show for you, and I will call the director myself later." Su Mi deliberately emphasized the word "in person", and was so angry that Sui Yi cursed again.
"When did Sui Yi call someone personally?"
Su Mi smiled slightly: "You are now an [-]th-tier star." Worried that Sui Yi would not agree, she prodded him again: "Roommates live together, will you come?"
Sui Yi resolutely agreed: "Come on! Md you're done, let's see if your brother kills you."
After hanging up the phone, Sui Yi threw all the cards into the cabinet, closed the cabinet door with a bang, and lay on his back on the bed looking at the small room.
This is a house that Su Mi bought with the money she earned. It is not big, about 2 square meters, with two bedrooms, two bathrooms and one living room, as well as a small study room and a game room.They have been dating for ten years since high school, and they broke up for two years... Hey, by the way, the day they dated was February 14th, Valentine's Day, and he confessed his love; the day they broke up was also February 2th, and he mentioned it They broke up; and the day they switched bodies... Sui Yi narrowed his eyes, it was also February 14th.
Are they on the fence with February 2th?
The Weibo reminder sounded non-stop, Sui Yi opened it and took a look, it was in a group he added with a trumpet.
【Moe Home Base】
The cute girl is me: continue to blackmail, don't stop, until he is ruined by blackmail.
Sui Yi: "..."
Meng Jiajun—with the dog biss: Received!Mengmeng is so cute~
Mengjiajun-A Quan: Okay, absolutely not stop, if not once, then many times.
The cute girl is me: I can slowly release any black material. The latest news is that Sui Yi's navy has been removed.
Sui Yi: "..."
Mengjiajun-Maomao: Well, I understand.I also have black material in my hand, and I will release it when the heat subsides a little.
Meng Jiajun—s: What black material?
Mengjiajun-Suigou biss: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhate''the missing persons' return!
Mengjiajun-Maomao: s! @萌妹是我Your s is back!
Mengjiajun—A Quan: @萌妹 is me calling Mengmei, s is back!
……
The topic was completely deviated, and Sui Yi, who didn't get the information he wanted, blocked the group messages with his backhand, and planned to sleep with one arm behind his head... Conscious, tossing and turning, the more he thought about it, the more angry he turned on the live broadcast, and sent a message: room number 4564528.
No, thinking of Su Mi spending his money to blackmail him, he couldn't swallow this breath, he had to deal with him in the same way.
Su Mi was stunned for a moment when she received Sui Yi's message, and closed the private message dialog box on Weibo.Feeling uneasy, no one knows Sui Yi's personality better than him, so he built a small account and entered the live broadcast room with fear.
The dynamic music rhythm and the clumsy dancing posture are extremely inconsistent, just like a gorilla grinning, pinching orchid fingers and winking at you.
... Sui Yi, your uncle!
☆、Women's big guy
"Wow~ Why are there so many people?"
"Hee hee hee~ Thank you brothers and sisters for the 666 and bazooka~ I love you~"
"Do you still want to watch the dance? Alright, then I'll show you a new dance by the K girl group." The K girl group is a domestic idol group that just debuted this year. The average age of the seven members is 16 years old, and all of them are young girls.
Do you think Su Mi is watching the beauty live broadcast?No, he's looking at Sui Yi, and that's not right, he's looking at himself in disguise.
The number of people in the live broadcast room has exceeded one million. It can be seen from the texts flying over the public screen that everyone is crazy. Swipe the screen to see Sui Yi's private parts.
Su Mi's body was trembling uncontrollably, even his lips were trembling, he exited the live broadcast room tremblingly, and clicked in again tremblingly, watching himself wearing a strapless dress and a miniskirt dancing a girl group dance...
The sense of shame is overwhelming, okay? ! !Sui Yi your uncle! ! !
At this moment, Su Mi seemed to be on a keyboard, with keyboard caps all over her body, and a cloth strip with the word "justice" tied on her head, typing with a bang.
Sui Yi, your uncle: men disguised as women, the influence is extremely bad!It is recommended to block this star!
Chick Xiaozi: wdnmd what's the matter with your id?If you scold, scold, why do you take my house to cook?
Golden Attachment: Yes, are you sick?Are you cynical?Which star do you dislike?
Ahhh: wait, is this a star?
Guobaoyou: I lost it, which star is this, why haven't I seen it before?
There was an immediate quarrel on the public screen. The source of the quarrel was that Su Mi used "Sui Yi"'s skin to slander "Su Mi". Sui Yi, but Su Mi always felt that something was wrong, in simple terms, it was probably because I blackened myself.
Since this id is likely to cause public outrage, Su Mi silently changed her id no matter how "reluctantly" she is:
Brother Su Mi Immortal: With all due respect, you are a piece of rubbish.
After dancing, Sui Yi wiped her sweat with a handkerchief, and let out a soft cry, which almost caused Su Mi to die on the spot.
"Oh, why are you scolding on the public screen?"
Brother Su Mi Immortal: Speak well, don't add "it".
Sui Yi narrowed his eyes, covered his mouth and smiled shyly.
Someone left a message at the bottom: Someone is scolding you with Sui Yi's black ID.
"Oops~" There was another coquettish cry, and Su Mi was so disgusted that she almost spat out the milk from 25 years ago. "How can someone black Suigege~ Suigege is so good at acting, so handsome, so great~"
Xiao Honghong: Ah!As long as you like to follow your brother, we are good sisters!
Blazing Flame: Yes~ It’s best if we follow the older brother~
Ji Guanzi: Sui Yi?Just that cockscomb head?
【Cockscomb has been removed from the live broadcast room】
As soon as this system prompt came out, Su Mi's eyes widened. He stared at Sui Yi on the screen in disbelief. He moved it out himself!
I really have you. If you can’t afford a navy, you can do it yourself. It’s really hard work and dedication.
Sui Yi seemed to be getting hot, Lan Hua fingered the handkerchief and kept wiping away the sweat, this movement became more and more familiar, Su Mi couldn't remember who she had seen it with for a moment.
"Let's not care about these black people~ Suigege is so good, I really don't know how they have the heart to blackmail~" He also specially emphasized the words "he" and "heart", so it is clear at a glance who is listening.
Su Mi Immortal Brother: You are enough.
"It's not enough~ I still want to play again~"
Okay, this dog thief already knows that this id belongs to Su Mi.
Brother Mi is a god: I just came here, isn't this tm our Brother Mi?
Qiuzao: Who is Brother Mi?who?
Tape: Let me introduce you, this is Su Mi, she is really beautiful!He's the most beautiful boy I've ever seen, but it's a pity that he hasn't been popular all the time. Please guide me: Su Mi f
Camera: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!
Little funnel: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !I still don't believe my sister said that Brother Mi is broadcasting live. Brother Mi has not been in business for 800 years, so how can he broadcast live.I really didn't expect Brother Mi to actually broadcast live, and he also dressed up as a woman!Oh my god, didn't Brother Mi swear to the death not to dress up as a woman?
Pink Dandelion: If you eat Amway, you will become a fan.
Tissue: Luzhuan fans + ID number.
All of the following are swiping screens and turning fans.
At this moment, the two protagonists were silent, they picked up their mobile phones simultaneously, and silently clicked on Su Mi f's Weibo. After a short refresh, the number of fans has soared from 20 to 40, and it is growing at a frightening speed. .
The only four Weibo posts in Su Mi's Weibo were commented wildly, and when I opened it, they were full of affirmation of Su Mi's beauty and love swiping the screen.
Su Mi didn't expect that after the body swap, Sui Yi's coquettish operation attracted so many fans; Sui Yi also didn't expect that he intended to blackmail Su Mi, but ended up attracting fans of Su Mi.
They only thought of one thing: they/Su Mi might be on fire.
Sui Yi was completely dumbfounded. Fans on the public screen thought the emoji was cute, so they immediately cut it down and made it into an emoji.Su Mi keenly sensed the scent of a future superstar, and immediately stole an emoticon pack and shamelessly posted it on Mengmei is my Weibo. Since she is a blogger with hundreds of thousands of fans, the Weibo was quickly reposted over ten thousand.
#苏米女装##苏米谁美##苏米表达包# Immediately appeared on the trending search, the highest one was in the top [-], and it is still fermenting, the popularity will only rise and not decrease!
Su Mi's Immortal Brother: Continue, Lucky Cat.
Lucky cat Suiyi said that he would be a fool if he continued, and immediately changed into women's clothing, and sat in front of the screen seriously, "Okay, stop making trouble, don't add popularity to hot searches, I don't want to be popular."
Brother Su Mi Immortal: I think, I really do.
Sui Yi took a deep breath when he saw it, and he felt the need to use his big move: "Actually, I have an unspeakable secret..."
"That was ten years ago, when I was 16, I met someone who changed my life."
Su Mi Immortal Brother: Shut up! ! !Don't say it! ! !
The corners of Sui Yi's mouth raised slightly, but was forced down again. He pretended not to see the message from Su Mi, and said in a deep voice, "That's the most beautiful boy I've ever seen. He's not that vulgar beauty. It's the kind of beauty with restraint in nobility, gentleness in restraint, and cool beauty in gentleness."
Brother Mi: Are you talking about yourself?
Router: Hahahaha, the truth, Brother Mi is talking about himself, I think the description is the same~
Black Grid: I feel the same way, brother Mi's beauty is this kind of beauty.
……
Su Mi's Immortal Brother: ...Your uncle.
"It was the school celebration of the first year of high school. I met him by chance. When I first saw him, his surprised and dumbfounded expression instantly attracted me. I fell in love with him at first sight. Let me describe to you what he was wearing at that time: wearing a lace princess hat and a pink cake dress."
They chatted on the public screen, some of them said that this description was a little familiar, as if they had heard it somewhere; some of them were guessing who Su Mi was talking about.But now no one knows, only the parties know.
Su Mi was too lazy to listen to Sui Yi's nonsense, she exited the live broadcast room, lay on her back on the bed, and looked out the window with her head tilted.Sui Yi's words reminded him of that summer ten years ago.
Ten years is too long, but he still clearly remembers everything that happened at that time.
The sun was so hot that day, from a distance, it seemed that the air had condensed into a solid body, burning a colorless flame.Everyone's hearts also became impetuous. Students in blue and white school uniforms came in and out, very busy.
Today is the school day, and they are setting up the venue.
Su Mi's grades were very good at that time, and she was the monitor of the class. As a monitor, it was natural to mobilize the enthusiasm of the students and let them perform on stage, so as to win honor for the class.Su Mi really mobilized her enthusiasm and set an example by making a show of her own.
Originally, he wanted to dance or sing a song or something. After all, he was good at singing and dancing, but his proposal was unanimously rejected by the students.The last total, or women's clothing.
Su Mi is notoriously thick-skinned, besides, at that time, a newborn calf was not afraid of tigers, she was very courageous, without any shame, she directly agreed to dress up as a woman.
The dress was chosen for him by a girl in the class, it is said to be a princess dress, pink and tender, very pretty.
Before the school celebration, Su Mi was making preparations backstage.
"It's about to start, are you nervous?" Next to him is his deskmate, also a boy, with regular features, a look that pleases the older generation.
Su Mi was disdainful: "When did I ever get nervous?"
The tablemate was silent, "That's right, you also skipped the social shake in public."
Speaking of Social Shake, the tablemate suddenly approached mysteriously: "You know, Sui Yi from Class [-] is going to dance Social Shake today."
"Really?" Su Mi turned to look at him instantly, "It's so cool, I want to dance too!"
The scene of Su Mi dancing social rock in a princess dress and yelling "Social rock will be danced by social people, if you don't accept it, let's make trouble." immediately appeared in front of the tablemate's eyes, goosebumps all over her body, and she rubbed her arms to stop it : "Don't you, you just dance your girl group dance honestly."
Su Mi was disappointed, but he still wanted to struggle again: "Does Sui Yi have any equipment?"
Coincidentally, when Cao Cao arrived, the door behind him was opened, and the two looked over together.
I saw a tall boy standing in front of the door, with long green hair, black tights, peas shoes, and a surprised and amazed expression.
At this moment, time stood still for the two of them, there were only two of them here, and there were no idlers.
"you……"
"you……"
The two spoke together, and after a moment of surprise, the tips of their ears and cheeks flushed with blush.
"You speak first."
"You speak first."
The two looked at each other shyly, then lowered their heads together.
"You are so cool."
"You are so beautiful."
The ear tips and cheeks of the two are like overcooked crayfish, attractively red.
The tablemate who was excluded from the two-person world: I am so lonely.
The author has something to say: Today is even later, but it will be updated every day!praise me!
small theater
1,
Su Mi: I'm on fire.
Sui Yi: ...Get lost.
2,
Sui Yi: Lucky cat?I?
Su Mi: Lost dog, you.
3,
Su Mi: How about I sing and dance, I have the equipment.
The whole class: no!please!no! ! !
4,
first met ten years ago
Sui Yi: You are so beautiful.
Su Mi: You are so cool.
Sui Yi: Are we together?
Su Mi: Good.
Sui Yi: Going to bed?
Su Mi: Get lost.
(If you chase after Yi, of course you don't get it right away, the process is very difficult)
☆、Two actors
The filming of "Roommate's Adventure Journey" is about to start. One week before the filming started, the fat and thin fairy boy hurriedly rented a villa for Su Mi. He renovated and beautified it, directly turning an empty villa into a cozy one. s home.As for why... It's not because the program team imitated the creativity of other variety shows on a whim, and started filming from packing their luggage!
To Su Mi, the program group has done a good job of planning, and satisfies the curiosity of the audience by filming the privacy of the stars.Although the audience can guess that they are not living in their own home, they are satisfied in their hearts, because every time they see the appearance of the stars when they are busy at home, they will feel: ah, so this star is so down-to-earth, It seems that the distance with the idols has shortened again.
If the stars throw out a few interesting stalks when shooting the scenes at home, it will definitely attract countless fans.
On the morning of the first day of filming, the program team announced the list of the first guest, a young girl.It is Lin Muyu, the face of the K girl group, with a sweet and lovely appearance and a very pleasing smile.
There were over ten thousand comments on this Weibo, most of which were Lin Muyu's fans expressing their love, and some were asking who the rest of the guests were.
Su Mi laughed when she saw it, the program crew is such a scumbag, how could it be possible to tell you now?
"What are you laughing at?" Li Shengnan waved his hand in front of him, and took advantage of the opportunity to sit beside him and look around the villa, while the fat and thin fairy boy stood not far away. "It's okay to clean up, in line with your status as a movie king."
"Oh, by the way, the program team will come to record at [-] o'clock in the afternoon. Be natural and do what you want. You are the actor with over [-] million fans. As long as you don't overdo it, you can't have black spots." Speaking of black spots, Li Shengnan's mouth twitched visibly, "As long as it's not like last time, you'll be fine."
Oh... Su Mi was silent.The last black hot search incident was withdrawn by Li Shengnan within half a day, and the sailors he had just disbanded were bought back, and now all the hot searches are Sui Yi's sailors, I really want to be black. .
It's good to have money... Wait, since the navy was bought with money, then he might as well add more money to let this group of navy hack him, spend Suiyi's money to hack Suiyi's reputation, he is really too smart!
whee.
Li Shengnan's voice has never stopped since it started, like an old woman: "Put away those wigs for me, don't make a fool of yourself on the program group, and show me some serious singing and dancing. The program group dare not take you Just kidding, don’t just blackmail yourself when you’re free.”
Su Mi was helpless: "I..."
"What are you? Shut up and listen to me." The first time Li Shengnan was so worried, he couldn't figure it out. After losing his memory, did his IQ also drop? "The guests invited this time have good personalities, but you have to pay attention to the actor. He is not bad, but he is more seductive. He has always had thoughts about you. Stay away from him."
Su Mi was startled: "He wants to fuck/me?"
Li Shengnan slapped him, hating iron for being weak: "He wants you to go!"
Isn't it the same, anyway, up and down, back and forth, all in one movement, Su Mi curled her lips in disgust.
"There is also that Su Mi, I just don't understand, why do you have to choose him as a roommate? You two have already separated, so you can't separate completely? What, you want to get back together?"
As he said that, he snorted coldly, "I think you have this idea, but others may not. I guess Su Mi wants to beat you up when she sees you."
You tell the truth, I not only want to beat him, but also want to beat him to death.
Watching the time go by minute by minute, Su Mi looked at Li Shengnan's babbling mouth, and his stomach groaned once, twice, three times... no, if Li Shengnan continued talking, he would starve to death !
"well……"
Li Shengnan was interrupted and glared at him, "Then what? What? You changed your accent for me! Speak Mandarin for me."
Su Mi was completely angry. She slapped the table and stood up. Li Shengnan's delicate body trembled in shock, and Qi Qi, a fat and thin fairy boy, trembled: "Let me tell you, you are really annoying. It's afternoon Beijing time At 03:30, you have been talking for seven full hours! I have endless thoughts, I have nothing to eat or drink, and the recording will start soon, you want me to eat something!"
Li Shengnan was also angry, and got up from the table, scaring Su Mi's chrysanthemum: "Then let me tell you, you are so stupid, I am going to be bald because of you, you don't know how to be grateful Yeah, I don't want to talk to you anymore~"
Su Mi straightened her back and looked down at Li Shengnan: "Hey, let me tell you, I have amnesia, I'm not stupid, don't take me for a fool, the most important thing between people is peaceful coexistence."
Li Shengnan took off his shoes and stepped on the sofa, looking down at Su Mi: "Hey, let me tell you too. You don't lose your memory, you just become a fool. Did you make a mistake? It was you who filmed variety shows, not me. Variety show, what you can't do well is lose your own face."
Su Mi stepped on the armrest of the sofa, "Oh, why are you talking like that, Kaka, I'm starving to death Kaka, stop talking and go prepare dinner Kaka."
Li Shengnan stood on the table, "Oh, you are really a shameless card, I will order you a takeaway card for what you want to eat."
The fat and thin fairy boy looked at each other: ...
"Sick!" "Sick!"
After swearing, Su Mi jumped down and lay down on the sofa, smiled and kicked Li Shengnan's leg, "Crayfish, it's not spicy. Thanks."
Li Shengnan snorted, quickly asked the fat and thin fairy boy to order four crayfish, and kicked Su Mi's foot back, only to hear a shout: "Why are you kicking me? Do I have insurance for my feet?"
"You are covered with insurance."
Su Mi rolled his eyes, he had a good idea: "Then can I get the money by cutting myself off?"
Li Shengnan: "Are you sick?" He lay on the sofa, tilted his head to look at Su Mi and smiled, "Hey, I haven't been this happy for a long time."
It seems that since two years ago, Li Shengnan has been unable to joke with "Sui Yi" anymore, it's not that he doesn't like joking, it's just that "Sui Yi" has become more and more serious and elusive.
He was so carefree like today, making some jokes without scruples, he didn't even dare to think about it before.
Su Mi raised her eyebrows, seemingly unintentionally asked: "Was I serious before?" He didn't know, anyway, every time he met Sui Yi, he either satirized each other or laughed at Sui Yi going crazy.
"It's more than that." Li Shengnan curled his lips, "During that time, you were like a different person. Although you used to have no brains and kept thinking with your lower body, but the feeling is different. It's like your whole body is cold, only the bottom is hot. .”
Su Mi was shocked by this description, unable to say a word for a long time.
Seeing that Su Mi's expression was wrong, Li Shengnan asked inexplicably, "What's wrong?"
Su Mi swallowed her saliva, she might be beaten severely if she asked this question, but he was really curious.His eyes scanned Li Shengnan's body back and forth, and when Li Shengnan was about to get hairy, he asked late, "Have you...touched it?"
... "I touch you!"
The sun was setting slowly, and the pleasant afternoon was spent in numbness and beatings.Su Mi applied ice to her forehead, and stared at Li Shengnan resentfully, "Damn ghost."
The fat and thin fairies were nervous, with ice cubes in one hand and freshly boiled eggs in the other.
Li Shengnan coughed unnaturally, and blamed himself with guilt: "It's obvious that you accidentally fell off the sofa and hit your head, can you blame me?"
"Whether it's your fault or not, the program crew is coming soon!"
The voice just fell - "Ding Dong."
The two of them stared wide-eyed, and looked at the entrance together. Li Shengnan was stunned for a moment, and pulled the fat and thin fairy boy to a corner where the camera couldn't see, and hurriedly reminded: "Personal design! Domineering president!"
Su Mi put down the ice cubes, straightened her clothes and walked to the door, her whole body exuded an aura of not getting close to strangers, her brows and eyes were distant and cold, in short, she was very domineering, Li Shengnan was satisfied after seeing it!
The door opened, and seven or eight people came in one after another from behind the door, some men and some women, and the four cameras frantically filmed him.One shoots the side face, one shoots the front face, one shoots the back of the head, and one squats, from bottom to top.
It was a 365-degree shot with no blind spots. Su Mi squeezed her double chin schemingly, but just as she was about to squeeze out, she was glared back by Li Shengnan who was hiding behind the camera.
...Okay, keep the persona.
One of the women should be the planner, holding a glass bottle with a few small notes in it. "Good afternoon, Brother Sui, our filming has already started. We will fly to Yushan City at [-] o'clock in the evening, where you will meet your roommate. But I want to remind you that the first person to find a roommate Talents are eligible to choose one of the three rooms as a dormitory, and the person who finally finds a roommate can only accept his fate."
The woman handed over the glass bottle with a sweet smile: "Now, please draw lots with me to choose your roommate."
Does this still require a lottery?What if you miss the draw?He took out one cautiously and opened it to see: Su Mi.
Su Mi subconsciously glanced at the woman, who smiled meaningfully and nodded to him.Su Mi took out another card: Su Mi; another card: Su Mi...
All notes for feelings are default!Shady, naked shady!
Program Team: Not what you asked for?
At this time, the woman asked knowingly: "Who did Brother Sui draw?"
Su Mi smiled slightly: "Guess?"
The author has something to say: a small bug has been fixed, Su Mi doesn’t like spicy food, and in the end she wants to order “Ma Xiao” hhhhh
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Guess what accents both actors are using hhhhh
There is no small theater today, and writing this chapter is bald.It’s too late, I’m going to write the outline of this part, I hope the new chapter won’t scare you hhhhh
☆, one in a million
At the moment of boarding the plane, Su Mi kept thinking that the scene of packing his luggage just now might not be broadcast, because he didn't fart during the whole process, and the planner wanted him to talk more, but he didn't dare to ask for it.He maintained a high-cold personality, as if he didn't even look at the camera, focusing on his own affairs.
Seeing that Li Shengnan's reaction didn't seem right, the expression on the whole process was weird, a little wanting to laugh and a little bit crying, the corners of his mouth seemed to be twitching; the fat and thin fairy boy's expression was also not quite right, just like Su Mi's previous expression I ate Mo Xiao late, just like when I sat on the toilet the next morning.
If you think about it this way, it must be that other people’s design is too good, the coldness becomes facial paralysis, and the domineering becomes useless. If the first episode is broadcast, you will definitely be scolded. If you send your mobile phone, you must hurry up and buy some sailors. Black hot search , strive to attract tens of thousands of black fans after this variety show.
Speaking of mobile phones, the program team confiscated all their mobile phones in advance for the sake of stimulation, and uniformly used a certain brand of mobile phones sponsored by merchants. All tasks such as posting tasks were carried out through mobile phones. They were only sent out before going to bed, and they were collected again the next morning. go up.
The first-class cabin of the plane was very quiet. When they saw Su Mi coming in, several young people recognized Su Mi. They were surprised and surprised. They stared at Su Mi blatantly, but they didn't dare to go up to talk to them. They only dared to take a few photos secretly. The photos were posted on Weibo.Fortunately, these few people didn't have many fans, and these few photos disappeared as soon as they were sent out, so they wouldn't reveal Su Mi's whereabouts and make them guess that Su Mi was recording a variety show.
Su Mi was so bored, none of the photographers and staff who followed him dared to talk to him, the only planner who dared to talk to him had already left, and now he is probably in Yushan.
He was very curious about how to find Sui Yi, and glanced at the photographer closest to him, "What is the mission after getting off the plane?"
The photographer slapped him with a slap in the face, and said in a respectful tone, "I won't know until I get off the plane with my brother."
Alright... He guessed, judging from the old-fashioned and novel routine of the program group, he probably wanted to play a game of hide-and-seek, or find Sui Yi in the crowd.The planner said that the person who finds a roommate first is eligible to choose a house, so there is a problem, what if everyone arrives at the same time?They are not audiences. They have read the script long ago and know who the guests will be, so they will be able to recognize them at a glance.
Then the program team must have diverted the time when the six people got off the plane. The first one of a pair of roommates hides and let the person who arrives later find it. Moreover, this process is time-recorded, and the one with the shortest time is the winner. A group that.
If this is really the case, he can speculate further: Director Li is very concerned about his status, and he would call him "Brother" when he is ten or 20 years older. So based on his status, the person he is looking for must be It is the coffee position that is greater than the person who hides.Because there are almost no shots of people who are hiding, just hiding and waiting for their roommates to find him; but looking for it is different, the camera keeps following, as long as you have a stalk, you can be more popular.
Continuing to talk about coffee status, no matter how much Su Mi disdains Sui Yi, he still has to admit that in the current entertainment industry, coffee positions can be counted on one hand compared to Sui Yi, and people's expectations for Sui Yi are very high. After all, Sui Yi had never participated in an entertainment variety show before.The program group will definitely let Sui Yi appear last in order to increase the ratings of the program.
"Ding Dong~" is the notification tone of WeChat.
The photographer expected that Su Mi would not be able to read aloud, so he went directly to take pictures of the content on the phone, and Su Mi showed it naturally.
"Please follow the direction of the sign after getting off the plane. Your roommate is at the end of the sign. Reminder: Find your roommate as soon as possible and you will get super high rewards~"
We are now only 5 minutes away from getting off the plane.Su Mi squinted her eyes and carefully analyzed the passage, it said, "The roommate is at the end of the sign." It couldn't be that simple.
The program team didn't know, and some people didn't say a word, but he had already seen through all the tricks.
Su Mi was protected by the staff and went through the VIP channel. As soon as she went out, she bumped into other staff and photographers who were waiting for Su Mi.Passers-by were already wondering what this was about, but as soon as Su Mi appeared on stage, the audience erupted.
"Fuck!!! Follow my brother!!! Look, look, look, really follow my brother!!"
"Live alive! Mom, I've seen you live like brother!"
"Is there a new drama with my brother?"
"It's not a new drama. I'm sure I came to Yushan to record a variety show as my brother said in the live broadcast that he was going to record a variety show!"
"Tweet quickly!"
Crazy fans screamed and cheered, they never expected to meet Su Mi here, the degree of surprise was far greater than the fans who knew the itinerary in advance and came to pick him up at the airport.
The staff tried their best to stop the fans from moving, for fear that they would throw Su Mi down when they got excited.Hearing that someone wanted to post on Weibo, he quickly stopped and shouted in a low voice: "The itinerary is kept secret, please cooperate!"
In fact, it’s useless to say it or not. If it’s really kept secret, then the program team won’t welcome Su Mi’s disembarkation with great fanfare. It’s just to increase the popularity in advance. "The variety show, the program team neither admits nor denies it, and will only let it ferment.
Su Mi shook her head lightly. With his sharp eyes, he saw too much clearly...
"I rely on you guys not to squeeze, can you? Brother Sui is disappointed in you!"
"That's right, Brother Sui shook his head helplessly, you all don't squeeze, let Brother Sui record well!"
Su Mi: I'm not, I don't, I just lament that I'm too smart.
The crowd surrounded Su Mi and walked out of the airport. The stone pillars outside the airport were sprayed with blue paint, which was a blue arrow pointing left.Su Mi walked to the left, followed by photographers, staff and fans.
After walking about 50 meters, a red arrow pointing forward was sprayed on the ground, and Su Mi crossed the road to the opposite side of the road.On the side of the road is a long flower bed, on which a small standing figure is drawn, with the word "stop" written on it.
After waiting for about 1 minute, several taxis came from west to east. There was a white hydrogen balloon hanging on the taxi with the words "Come on..." What?
Su Mi squinted her eyes in shock, the hydrogen balloon kept shaking, and she could only see clearly the words "Come on", when the car stopped, Su Mi saw clearly that it said "Come on the car" .”
Damn, he thought the program crew was making fun of it in public.
The two photographers followed him into the car, and Su Mi acted like a mute the whole time, except to look back to see if there were any fans following him, then she never moved.
The driver was extremely nervous, and he could see the driver's body trembling slightly from behind. After Su Mi got out of the car, he let out a long sigh of relief.
As soon as Su Mi got out of the car, the photographers rushed over with their heavy cameras to take pictures of him.
As for?Why?What are you shooting?Su Mi raised her eyebrows in puzzlement, and looked up not far away - several tall buildings, could it be possible to look for them in the buildings?no?Is it so difficult?Does the program group still have humanity?
At this time, the staff reminded with a suppressed smile: "It's reversed."
Su Mi let out an "oh", thinking that the program crew is indeed humane.He turned around, took a look, then turned his back silently, facing the tall building.
The program group has no humanity!No!human nature!He said, if you don't accept it, go find Suiyi!
Sui Yi: None of my business?
At this time, the camera moved to the back of Su Mi in coordination, it was a huge square, with a dazzling white light on it, under the white light were hundreds of men wearing the same clothes and masks.
"Ding dong~"
Su
"Are you sick? Are you using my money to blackmail me?" You could tell from the voice that Sui Yi was about to explode with anger. This big star was very angry in private, and there was no such thing as a former domineering president in public. Set up a shadow.
The voice over there continued, "You say I'm yw, you say I'm earthy, I've put up with you for a long time, do you know that? You have so little money in your card, it's not even enough to buy a trending search!"
"Is it that what I usually give you is not enough? The money I transfer to you is either millions or tens of millions. Where did you spend your money? Hurry up and hand it over, and I will buy ten hot searches!"
Su Mi was neither angry nor annoyed, she lay on her back on the back seat, tilted her head to look at the scenery outside, there was a light in the distance, it was very faint from this side: "In the cabinet in front of the bed, there is a red Small box."
The sound startled Li Shengnan, and he glanced through the rearview mirror.
He heard a rustling sound from over there, and finally a tinkling sound, "The one in the shape of a heart?"
"Well, there are several cards in it, and the money hasn't been moved."
Sui Yi was silent, and asked him after a while: "Why? Do you think I'm dirty?"
Su Mi smiled, but her eyes were cold: "You are not dirty, who is dirty?"
"……Hold."
"By the way, I picked up a variety show for you, and I will call the director myself later." Su Mi deliberately emphasized the word "in person", and was so angry that Sui Yi cursed again.
"When did Sui Yi call someone personally?"
Su Mi smiled slightly: "You are now an [-]th-tier star." Worried that Sui Yi would not agree, she prodded him again: "Roommates live together, will you come?"
Sui Yi resolutely agreed: "Come on! Md you're done, let's see if your brother kills you."
After hanging up the phone, Sui Yi threw all the cards into the cabinet, closed the cabinet door with a bang, and lay on his back on the bed looking at the small room.
This is a house that Su Mi bought with the money she earned. It is not big, about 2 square meters, with two bedrooms, two bathrooms and one living room, as well as a small study room and a game room.They have been dating for ten years since high school, and they broke up for two years... Hey, by the way, the day they dated was February 14th, Valentine's Day, and he confessed his love; the day they broke up was also February 2th, and he mentioned it They broke up; and the day they switched bodies... Sui Yi narrowed his eyes, it was also February 14th.
Are they on the fence with February 2th?
The Weibo reminder sounded non-stop, Sui Yi opened it and took a look, it was in a group he added with a trumpet.
【Moe Home Base】
The cute girl is me: continue to blackmail, don't stop, until he is ruined by blackmail.
Sui Yi: "..."
Meng Jiajun—with the dog biss: Received!Mengmeng is so cute~
Mengjiajun-A Quan: Okay, absolutely not stop, if not once, then many times.
The cute girl is me: I can slowly release any black material. The latest news is that Sui Yi's navy has been removed.
Sui Yi: "..."
Mengjiajun-Maomao: Well, I understand.I also have black material in my hand, and I will release it when the heat subsides a little.
Meng Jiajun—s: What black material?
Mengjiajun-Suigou biss: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhate''the missing persons' return!
Mengjiajun-Maomao: s! @萌妹是我Your s is back!
Mengjiajun—A Quan: @萌妹 is me calling Mengmei, s is back!
……
The topic was completely deviated, and Sui Yi, who didn't get the information he wanted, blocked the group messages with his backhand, and planned to sleep with one arm behind his head... Conscious, tossing and turning, the more he thought about it, the more angry he turned on the live broadcast, and sent a message: room number 4564528.
No, thinking of Su Mi spending his money to blackmail him, he couldn't swallow this breath, he had to deal with him in the same way.
Su Mi was stunned for a moment when she received Sui Yi's message, and closed the private message dialog box on Weibo.Feeling uneasy, no one knows Sui Yi's personality better than him, so he built a small account and entered the live broadcast room with fear.
The dynamic music rhythm and the clumsy dancing posture are extremely inconsistent, just like a gorilla grinning, pinching orchid fingers and winking at you.
... Sui Yi, your uncle!
☆、Women's big guy
"Wow~ Why are there so many people?"
"Hee hee hee~ Thank you brothers and sisters for the 666 and bazooka~ I love you~"
"Do you still want to watch the dance? Alright, then I'll show you a new dance by the K girl group." The K girl group is a domestic idol group that just debuted this year. The average age of the seven members is 16 years old, and all of them are young girls.
Do you think Su Mi is watching the beauty live broadcast?No, he's looking at Sui Yi, and that's not right, he's looking at himself in disguise.
The number of people in the live broadcast room has exceeded one million. It can be seen from the texts flying over the public screen that everyone is crazy. Swipe the screen to see Sui Yi's private parts.
Su Mi's body was trembling uncontrollably, even his lips were trembling, he exited the live broadcast room tremblingly, and clicked in again tremblingly, watching himself wearing a strapless dress and a miniskirt dancing a girl group dance...
The sense of shame is overwhelming, okay? ! !Sui Yi your uncle! ! !
At this moment, Su Mi seemed to be on a keyboard, with keyboard caps all over her body, and a cloth strip with the word "justice" tied on her head, typing with a bang.
Sui Yi, your uncle: men disguised as women, the influence is extremely bad!It is recommended to block this star!
Chick Xiaozi: wdnmd what's the matter with your id?If you scold, scold, why do you take my house to cook?
Golden Attachment: Yes, are you sick?Are you cynical?Which star do you dislike?
Ahhh: wait, is this a star?
Guobaoyou: I lost it, which star is this, why haven't I seen it before?
There was an immediate quarrel on the public screen. The source of the quarrel was that Su Mi used "Sui Yi"'s skin to slander "Su Mi". Sui Yi, but Su Mi always felt that something was wrong, in simple terms, it was probably because I blackened myself.
Since this id is likely to cause public outrage, Su Mi silently changed her id no matter how "reluctantly" she is:
Brother Su Mi Immortal: With all due respect, you are a piece of rubbish.
After dancing, Sui Yi wiped her sweat with a handkerchief, and let out a soft cry, which almost caused Su Mi to die on the spot.
"Oh, why are you scolding on the public screen?"
Brother Su Mi Immortal: Speak well, don't add "it".
Sui Yi narrowed his eyes, covered his mouth and smiled shyly.
Someone left a message at the bottom: Someone is scolding you with Sui Yi's black ID.
"Oops~" There was another coquettish cry, and Su Mi was so disgusted that she almost spat out the milk from 25 years ago. "How can someone black Suigege~ Suigege is so good at acting, so handsome, so great~"
Xiao Honghong: Ah!As long as you like to follow your brother, we are good sisters!
Blazing Flame: Yes~ It’s best if we follow the older brother~
Ji Guanzi: Sui Yi?Just that cockscomb head?
【Cockscomb has been removed from the live broadcast room】
As soon as this system prompt came out, Su Mi's eyes widened. He stared at Sui Yi on the screen in disbelief. He moved it out himself!
I really have you. If you can’t afford a navy, you can do it yourself. It’s really hard work and dedication.
Sui Yi seemed to be getting hot, Lan Hua fingered the handkerchief and kept wiping away the sweat, this movement became more and more familiar, Su Mi couldn't remember who she had seen it with for a moment.
"Let's not care about these black people~ Suigege is so good, I really don't know how they have the heart to blackmail~" He also specially emphasized the words "he" and "heart", so it is clear at a glance who is listening.
Su Mi Immortal Brother: You are enough.
"It's not enough~ I still want to play again~"
Okay, this dog thief already knows that this id belongs to Su Mi.
Brother Mi is a god: I just came here, isn't this tm our Brother Mi?
Qiuzao: Who is Brother Mi?who?
Tape: Let me introduce you, this is Su Mi, she is really beautiful!He's the most beautiful boy I've ever seen, but it's a pity that he hasn't been popular all the time. Please guide me: Su Mi f
Camera: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!
Little funnel: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !I still don't believe my sister said that Brother Mi is broadcasting live. Brother Mi has not been in business for 800 years, so how can he broadcast live.I really didn't expect Brother Mi to actually broadcast live, and he also dressed up as a woman!Oh my god, didn't Brother Mi swear to the death not to dress up as a woman?
Pink Dandelion: If you eat Amway, you will become a fan.
Tissue: Luzhuan fans + ID number.
All of the following are swiping screens and turning fans.
At this moment, the two protagonists were silent, they picked up their mobile phones simultaneously, and silently clicked on Su Mi f's Weibo. After a short refresh, the number of fans has soared from 20 to 40, and it is growing at a frightening speed. .
The only four Weibo posts in Su Mi's Weibo were commented wildly, and when I opened it, they were full of affirmation of Su Mi's beauty and love swiping the screen.
Su Mi didn't expect that after the body swap, Sui Yi's coquettish operation attracted so many fans; Sui Yi also didn't expect that he intended to blackmail Su Mi, but ended up attracting fans of Su Mi.
They only thought of one thing: they/Su Mi might be on fire.
Sui Yi was completely dumbfounded. Fans on the public screen thought the emoji was cute, so they immediately cut it down and made it into an emoji.Su Mi keenly sensed the scent of a future superstar, and immediately stole an emoticon pack and shamelessly posted it on Mengmei is my Weibo. Since she is a blogger with hundreds of thousands of fans, the Weibo was quickly reposted over ten thousand.
#苏米女装##苏米谁美##苏米表达包# Immediately appeared on the trending search, the highest one was in the top [-], and it is still fermenting, the popularity will only rise and not decrease!
Su Mi's Immortal Brother: Continue, Lucky Cat.
Lucky cat Suiyi said that he would be a fool if he continued, and immediately changed into women's clothing, and sat in front of the screen seriously, "Okay, stop making trouble, don't add popularity to hot searches, I don't want to be popular."
Brother Su Mi Immortal: I think, I really do.
Sui Yi took a deep breath when he saw it, and he felt the need to use his big move: "Actually, I have an unspeakable secret..."
"That was ten years ago, when I was 16, I met someone who changed my life."
Su Mi Immortal Brother: Shut up! ! !Don't say it! ! !
The corners of Sui Yi's mouth raised slightly, but was forced down again. He pretended not to see the message from Su Mi, and said in a deep voice, "That's the most beautiful boy I've ever seen. He's not that vulgar beauty. It's the kind of beauty with restraint in nobility, gentleness in restraint, and cool beauty in gentleness."
Brother Mi: Are you talking about yourself?
Router: Hahahaha, the truth, Brother Mi is talking about himself, I think the description is the same~
Black Grid: I feel the same way, brother Mi's beauty is this kind of beauty.
……
Su Mi's Immortal Brother: ...Your uncle.
"It was the school celebration of the first year of high school. I met him by chance. When I first saw him, his surprised and dumbfounded expression instantly attracted me. I fell in love with him at first sight. Let me describe to you what he was wearing at that time: wearing a lace princess hat and a pink cake dress."
They chatted on the public screen, some of them said that this description was a little familiar, as if they had heard it somewhere; some of them were guessing who Su Mi was talking about.But now no one knows, only the parties know.
Su Mi was too lazy to listen to Sui Yi's nonsense, she exited the live broadcast room, lay on her back on the bed, and looked out the window with her head tilted.Sui Yi's words reminded him of that summer ten years ago.
Ten years is too long, but he still clearly remembers everything that happened at that time.
The sun was so hot that day, from a distance, it seemed that the air had condensed into a solid body, burning a colorless flame.Everyone's hearts also became impetuous. Students in blue and white school uniforms came in and out, very busy.
Today is the school day, and they are setting up the venue.
Su Mi's grades were very good at that time, and she was the monitor of the class. As a monitor, it was natural to mobilize the enthusiasm of the students and let them perform on stage, so as to win honor for the class.Su Mi really mobilized her enthusiasm and set an example by making a show of her own.
Originally, he wanted to dance or sing a song or something. After all, he was good at singing and dancing, but his proposal was unanimously rejected by the students.The last total, or women's clothing.
Su Mi is notoriously thick-skinned, besides, at that time, a newborn calf was not afraid of tigers, she was very courageous, without any shame, she directly agreed to dress up as a woman.
The dress was chosen for him by a girl in the class, it is said to be a princess dress, pink and tender, very pretty.
Before the school celebration, Su Mi was making preparations backstage.
"It's about to start, are you nervous?" Next to him is his deskmate, also a boy, with regular features, a look that pleases the older generation.
Su Mi was disdainful: "When did I ever get nervous?"
The tablemate was silent, "That's right, you also skipped the social shake in public."
Speaking of Social Shake, the tablemate suddenly approached mysteriously: "You know, Sui Yi from Class [-] is going to dance Social Shake today."
"Really?" Su Mi turned to look at him instantly, "It's so cool, I want to dance too!"
The scene of Su Mi dancing social rock in a princess dress and yelling "Social rock will be danced by social people, if you don't accept it, let's make trouble." immediately appeared in front of the tablemate's eyes, goosebumps all over her body, and she rubbed her arms to stop it : "Don't you, you just dance your girl group dance honestly."
Su Mi was disappointed, but he still wanted to struggle again: "Does Sui Yi have any equipment?"
Coincidentally, when Cao Cao arrived, the door behind him was opened, and the two looked over together.
I saw a tall boy standing in front of the door, with long green hair, black tights, peas shoes, and a surprised and amazed expression.
At this moment, time stood still for the two of them, there were only two of them here, and there were no idlers.
"you……"
"you……"
The two spoke together, and after a moment of surprise, the tips of their ears and cheeks flushed with blush.
"You speak first."
"You speak first."
The two looked at each other shyly, then lowered their heads together.
"You are so cool."
"You are so beautiful."
The ear tips and cheeks of the two are like overcooked crayfish, attractively red.
The tablemate who was excluded from the two-person world: I am so lonely.
The author has something to say: Today is even later, but it will be updated every day!praise me!
small theater
1,
Su Mi: I'm on fire.
Sui Yi: ...Get lost.
2,
Sui Yi: Lucky cat?I?
Su Mi: Lost dog, you.
3,
Su Mi: How about I sing and dance, I have the equipment.
The whole class: no!please!no! ! !
4,
first met ten years ago
Sui Yi: You are so beautiful.
Su Mi: You are so cool.
Sui Yi: Are we together?
Su Mi: Good.
Sui Yi: Going to bed?
Su Mi: Get lost.
(If you chase after Yi, of course you don't get it right away, the process is very difficult)
☆、Two actors
The filming of "Roommate's Adventure Journey" is about to start. One week before the filming started, the fat and thin fairy boy hurriedly rented a villa for Su Mi. He renovated and beautified it, directly turning an empty villa into a cozy one. s home.As for why... It's not because the program team imitated the creativity of other variety shows on a whim, and started filming from packing their luggage!
To Su Mi, the program group has done a good job of planning, and satisfies the curiosity of the audience by filming the privacy of the stars.Although the audience can guess that they are not living in their own home, they are satisfied in their hearts, because every time they see the appearance of the stars when they are busy at home, they will feel: ah, so this star is so down-to-earth, It seems that the distance with the idols has shortened again.
If the stars throw out a few interesting stalks when shooting the scenes at home, it will definitely attract countless fans.
On the morning of the first day of filming, the program team announced the list of the first guest, a young girl.It is Lin Muyu, the face of the K girl group, with a sweet and lovely appearance and a very pleasing smile.
There were over ten thousand comments on this Weibo, most of which were Lin Muyu's fans expressing their love, and some were asking who the rest of the guests were.
Su Mi laughed when she saw it, the program crew is such a scumbag, how could it be possible to tell you now?
"What are you laughing at?" Li Shengnan waved his hand in front of him, and took advantage of the opportunity to sit beside him and look around the villa, while the fat and thin fairy boy stood not far away. "It's okay to clean up, in line with your status as a movie king."
"Oh, by the way, the program team will come to record at [-] o'clock in the afternoon. Be natural and do what you want. You are the actor with over [-] million fans. As long as you don't overdo it, you can't have black spots." Speaking of black spots, Li Shengnan's mouth twitched visibly, "As long as it's not like last time, you'll be fine."
Oh... Su Mi was silent.The last black hot search incident was withdrawn by Li Shengnan within half a day, and the sailors he had just disbanded were bought back, and now all the hot searches are Sui Yi's sailors, I really want to be black. .
It's good to have money... Wait, since the navy was bought with money, then he might as well add more money to let this group of navy hack him, spend Suiyi's money to hack Suiyi's reputation, he is really too smart!
whee.
Li Shengnan's voice has never stopped since it started, like an old woman: "Put away those wigs for me, don't make a fool of yourself on the program group, and show me some serious singing and dancing. The program group dare not take you Just kidding, don’t just blackmail yourself when you’re free.”
Su Mi was helpless: "I..."
"What are you? Shut up and listen to me." The first time Li Shengnan was so worried, he couldn't figure it out. After losing his memory, did his IQ also drop? "The guests invited this time have good personalities, but you have to pay attention to the actor. He is not bad, but he is more seductive. He has always had thoughts about you. Stay away from him."
Su Mi was startled: "He wants to fuck/me?"
Li Shengnan slapped him, hating iron for being weak: "He wants you to go!"
Isn't it the same, anyway, up and down, back and forth, all in one movement, Su Mi curled her lips in disgust.
"There is also that Su Mi, I just don't understand, why do you have to choose him as a roommate? You two have already separated, so you can't separate completely? What, you want to get back together?"
As he said that, he snorted coldly, "I think you have this idea, but others may not. I guess Su Mi wants to beat you up when she sees you."
You tell the truth, I not only want to beat him, but also want to beat him to death.
Watching the time go by minute by minute, Su Mi looked at Li Shengnan's babbling mouth, and his stomach groaned once, twice, three times... no, if Li Shengnan continued talking, he would starve to death !
"well……"
Li Shengnan was interrupted and glared at him, "Then what? What? You changed your accent for me! Speak Mandarin for me."
Su Mi was completely angry. She slapped the table and stood up. Li Shengnan's delicate body trembled in shock, and Qi Qi, a fat and thin fairy boy, trembled: "Let me tell you, you are really annoying. It's afternoon Beijing time At 03:30, you have been talking for seven full hours! I have endless thoughts, I have nothing to eat or drink, and the recording will start soon, you want me to eat something!"
Li Shengnan was also angry, and got up from the table, scaring Su Mi's chrysanthemum: "Then let me tell you, you are so stupid, I am going to be bald because of you, you don't know how to be grateful Yeah, I don't want to talk to you anymore~"
Su Mi straightened her back and looked down at Li Shengnan: "Hey, let me tell you, I have amnesia, I'm not stupid, don't take me for a fool, the most important thing between people is peaceful coexistence."
Li Shengnan took off his shoes and stepped on the sofa, looking down at Su Mi: "Hey, let me tell you too. You don't lose your memory, you just become a fool. Did you make a mistake? It was you who filmed variety shows, not me. Variety show, what you can't do well is lose your own face."
Su Mi stepped on the armrest of the sofa, "Oh, why are you talking like that, Kaka, I'm starving to death Kaka, stop talking and go prepare dinner Kaka."
Li Shengnan stood on the table, "Oh, you are really a shameless card, I will order you a takeaway card for what you want to eat."
The fat and thin fairy boy looked at each other: ...
"Sick!" "Sick!"
After swearing, Su Mi jumped down and lay down on the sofa, smiled and kicked Li Shengnan's leg, "Crayfish, it's not spicy. Thanks."
Li Shengnan snorted, quickly asked the fat and thin fairy boy to order four crayfish, and kicked Su Mi's foot back, only to hear a shout: "Why are you kicking me? Do I have insurance for my feet?"
"You are covered with insurance."
Su Mi rolled his eyes, he had a good idea: "Then can I get the money by cutting myself off?"
Li Shengnan: "Are you sick?" He lay on the sofa, tilted his head to look at Su Mi and smiled, "Hey, I haven't been this happy for a long time."
It seems that since two years ago, Li Shengnan has been unable to joke with "Sui Yi" anymore, it's not that he doesn't like joking, it's just that "Sui Yi" has become more and more serious and elusive.
He was so carefree like today, making some jokes without scruples, he didn't even dare to think about it before.
Su Mi raised her eyebrows, seemingly unintentionally asked: "Was I serious before?" He didn't know, anyway, every time he met Sui Yi, he either satirized each other or laughed at Sui Yi going crazy.
"It's more than that." Li Shengnan curled his lips, "During that time, you were like a different person. Although you used to have no brains and kept thinking with your lower body, but the feeling is different. It's like your whole body is cold, only the bottom is hot. .”
Su Mi was shocked by this description, unable to say a word for a long time.
Seeing that Su Mi's expression was wrong, Li Shengnan asked inexplicably, "What's wrong?"
Su Mi swallowed her saliva, she might be beaten severely if she asked this question, but he was really curious.His eyes scanned Li Shengnan's body back and forth, and when Li Shengnan was about to get hairy, he asked late, "Have you...touched it?"
... "I touch you!"
The sun was setting slowly, and the pleasant afternoon was spent in numbness and beatings.Su Mi applied ice to her forehead, and stared at Li Shengnan resentfully, "Damn ghost."
The fat and thin fairies were nervous, with ice cubes in one hand and freshly boiled eggs in the other.
Li Shengnan coughed unnaturally, and blamed himself with guilt: "It's obvious that you accidentally fell off the sofa and hit your head, can you blame me?"
"Whether it's your fault or not, the program crew is coming soon!"
The voice just fell - "Ding Dong."
The two of them stared wide-eyed, and looked at the entrance together. Li Shengnan was stunned for a moment, and pulled the fat and thin fairy boy to a corner where the camera couldn't see, and hurriedly reminded: "Personal design! Domineering president!"
Su Mi put down the ice cubes, straightened her clothes and walked to the door, her whole body exuded an aura of not getting close to strangers, her brows and eyes were distant and cold, in short, she was very domineering, Li Shengnan was satisfied after seeing it!
The door opened, and seven or eight people came in one after another from behind the door, some men and some women, and the four cameras frantically filmed him.One shoots the side face, one shoots the front face, one shoots the back of the head, and one squats, from bottom to top.
It was a 365-degree shot with no blind spots. Su Mi squeezed her double chin schemingly, but just as she was about to squeeze out, she was glared back by Li Shengnan who was hiding behind the camera.
...Okay, keep the persona.
One of the women should be the planner, holding a glass bottle with a few small notes in it. "Good afternoon, Brother Sui, our filming has already started. We will fly to Yushan City at [-] o'clock in the evening, where you will meet your roommate. But I want to remind you that the first person to find a roommate Talents are eligible to choose one of the three rooms as a dormitory, and the person who finally finds a roommate can only accept his fate."
The woman handed over the glass bottle with a sweet smile: "Now, please draw lots with me to choose your roommate."
Does this still require a lottery?What if you miss the draw?He took out one cautiously and opened it to see: Su Mi.
Su Mi subconsciously glanced at the woman, who smiled meaningfully and nodded to him.Su Mi took out another card: Su Mi; another card: Su Mi...
All notes for feelings are default!Shady, naked shady!
Program Team: Not what you asked for?
At this time, the woman asked knowingly: "Who did Brother Sui draw?"
Su Mi smiled slightly: "Guess?"
The author has something to say: a small bug has been fixed, Su Mi doesn’t like spicy food, and in the end she wants to order “Ma Xiao” hhhhh
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Guess what accents both actors are using hhhhh
There is no small theater today, and writing this chapter is bald.It’s too late, I’m going to write the outline of this part, I hope the new chapter won’t scare you hhhhh
☆, one in a million
At the moment of boarding the plane, Su Mi kept thinking that the scene of packing his luggage just now might not be broadcast, because he didn't fart during the whole process, and the planner wanted him to talk more, but he didn't dare to ask for it.He maintained a high-cold personality, as if he didn't even look at the camera, focusing on his own affairs.
Seeing that Li Shengnan's reaction didn't seem right, the expression on the whole process was weird, a little wanting to laugh and a little bit crying, the corners of his mouth seemed to be twitching; the fat and thin fairy boy's expression was also not quite right, just like Su Mi's previous expression I ate Mo Xiao late, just like when I sat on the toilet the next morning.
If you think about it this way, it must be that other people’s design is too good, the coldness becomes facial paralysis, and the domineering becomes useless. If the first episode is broadcast, you will definitely be scolded. If you send your mobile phone, you must hurry up and buy some sailors. Black hot search , strive to attract tens of thousands of black fans after this variety show.
Speaking of mobile phones, the program team confiscated all their mobile phones in advance for the sake of stimulation, and uniformly used a certain brand of mobile phones sponsored by merchants. All tasks such as posting tasks were carried out through mobile phones. They were only sent out before going to bed, and they were collected again the next morning. go up.
The first-class cabin of the plane was very quiet. When they saw Su Mi coming in, several young people recognized Su Mi. They were surprised and surprised. They stared at Su Mi blatantly, but they didn't dare to go up to talk to them. They only dared to take a few photos secretly. The photos were posted on Weibo.Fortunately, these few people didn't have many fans, and these few photos disappeared as soon as they were sent out, so they wouldn't reveal Su Mi's whereabouts and make them guess that Su Mi was recording a variety show.
Su Mi was so bored, none of the photographers and staff who followed him dared to talk to him, the only planner who dared to talk to him had already left, and now he is probably in Yushan.
He was very curious about how to find Sui Yi, and glanced at the photographer closest to him, "What is the mission after getting off the plane?"
The photographer slapped him with a slap in the face, and said in a respectful tone, "I won't know until I get off the plane with my brother."
Alright... He guessed, judging from the old-fashioned and novel routine of the program group, he probably wanted to play a game of hide-and-seek, or find Sui Yi in the crowd.The planner said that the person who finds a roommate first is eligible to choose a house, so there is a problem, what if everyone arrives at the same time?They are not audiences. They have read the script long ago and know who the guests will be, so they will be able to recognize them at a glance.
Then the program team must have diverted the time when the six people got off the plane. The first one of a pair of roommates hides and let the person who arrives later find it. Moreover, this process is time-recorded, and the one with the shortest time is the winner. A group that.
If this is really the case, he can speculate further: Director Li is very concerned about his status, and he would call him "Brother" when he is ten or 20 years older. So based on his status, the person he is looking for must be It is the coffee position that is greater than the person who hides.Because there are almost no shots of people who are hiding, just hiding and waiting for their roommates to find him; but looking for it is different, the camera keeps following, as long as you have a stalk, you can be more popular.
Continuing to talk about coffee status, no matter how much Su Mi disdains Sui Yi, he still has to admit that in the current entertainment industry, coffee positions can be counted on one hand compared to Sui Yi, and people's expectations for Sui Yi are very high. After all, Sui Yi had never participated in an entertainment variety show before.The program group will definitely let Sui Yi appear last in order to increase the ratings of the program.
"Ding Dong~" is the notification tone of WeChat.
The photographer expected that Su Mi would not be able to read aloud, so he went directly to take pictures of the content on the phone, and Su Mi showed it naturally.
"Please follow the direction of the sign after getting off the plane. Your roommate is at the end of the sign. Reminder: Find your roommate as soon as possible and you will get super high rewards~"
We are now only 5 minutes away from getting off the plane.Su Mi squinted her eyes and carefully analyzed the passage, it said, "The roommate is at the end of the sign." It couldn't be that simple.
The program team didn't know, and some people didn't say a word, but he had already seen through all the tricks.
Su Mi was protected by the staff and went through the VIP channel. As soon as she went out, she bumped into other staff and photographers who were waiting for Su Mi.Passers-by were already wondering what this was about, but as soon as Su Mi appeared on stage, the audience erupted.
"Fuck!!! Follow my brother!!! Look, look, look, really follow my brother!!"
"Live alive! Mom, I've seen you live like brother!"
"Is there a new drama with my brother?"
"It's not a new drama. I'm sure I came to Yushan to record a variety show as my brother said in the live broadcast that he was going to record a variety show!"
"Tweet quickly!"
Crazy fans screamed and cheered, they never expected to meet Su Mi here, the degree of surprise was far greater than the fans who knew the itinerary in advance and came to pick him up at the airport.
The staff tried their best to stop the fans from moving, for fear that they would throw Su Mi down when they got excited.Hearing that someone wanted to post on Weibo, he quickly stopped and shouted in a low voice: "The itinerary is kept secret, please cooperate!"
In fact, it’s useless to say it or not. If it’s really kept secret, then the program team won’t welcome Su Mi’s disembarkation with great fanfare. It’s just to increase the popularity in advance. "The variety show, the program team neither admits nor denies it, and will only let it ferment.
Su Mi shook her head lightly. With his sharp eyes, he saw too much clearly...
"I rely on you guys not to squeeze, can you? Brother Sui is disappointed in you!"
"That's right, Brother Sui shook his head helplessly, you all don't squeeze, let Brother Sui record well!"
Su Mi: I'm not, I don't, I just lament that I'm too smart.
The crowd surrounded Su Mi and walked out of the airport. The stone pillars outside the airport were sprayed with blue paint, which was a blue arrow pointing left.Su Mi walked to the left, followed by photographers, staff and fans.
After walking about 50 meters, a red arrow pointing forward was sprayed on the ground, and Su Mi crossed the road to the opposite side of the road.On the side of the road is a long flower bed, on which a small standing figure is drawn, with the word "stop" written on it.
After waiting for about 1 minute, several taxis came from west to east. There was a white hydrogen balloon hanging on the taxi with the words "Come on..." What?
Su Mi squinted her eyes in shock, the hydrogen balloon kept shaking, and she could only see clearly the words "Come on", when the car stopped, Su Mi saw clearly that it said "Come on the car" .”
Damn, he thought the program crew was making fun of it in public.
The two photographers followed him into the car, and Su Mi acted like a mute the whole time, except to look back to see if there were any fans following him, then she never moved.
The driver was extremely nervous, and he could see the driver's body trembling slightly from behind. After Su Mi got out of the car, he let out a long sigh of relief.
As soon as Su Mi got out of the car, the photographers rushed over with their heavy cameras to take pictures of him.
As for?Why?What are you shooting?Su Mi raised her eyebrows in puzzlement, and looked up not far away - several tall buildings, could it be possible to look for them in the buildings?no?Is it so difficult?Does the program group still have humanity?
At this time, the staff reminded with a suppressed smile: "It's reversed."
Su Mi let out an "oh", thinking that the program crew is indeed humane.He turned around, took a look, then turned his back silently, facing the tall building.
The program group has no humanity!No!human nature!He said, if you don't accept it, go find Suiyi!
Sui Yi: None of my business?
At this time, the camera moved to the back of Su Mi in coordination, it was a huge square, with a dazzling white light on it, under the white light were hundreds of men wearing the same clothes and masks.
"Ding dong~"
Su
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