I swapped bodies with my nemesis
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With no energy, his ass is about to bloom, and if he walks on dirt roads again, he may be useless.
After about a minute, Su Mi finally stopped walking on the dirt road. Su Mi's eyes lit up, as if she saw hope!As a result, a raised yellow thing suddenly appeared on the ground not far away... Fuck, speed bumps!
In the endless torment, Su Mi clenched his hands tightly. He wanted to ask why there was a speed bump every other section of the road!
The moment she got off the car, Su Mi was no longer Su Mi, but—an iron man.
The staff and Director Li stood at the entrance of the playground and patted this side. Su Mi and Sui Yi walked over one after the other. A girl passing by looked at Su Mi with her head and happened to meet Su Mi's eyes. Su Mi felt in her heart Uneasy, he stretched out Erkang's hand: "Don't..." Shout!
"It's with my brother!"
This voice called everyone's attention, almost none of the young people present did not know Su Mi, and suddenly, the whole audience erupted!
"Follow brother! Oh my god, missing persons!"
"What variety show are you filming with my brother? When will it come out?"
"I'm next to brother Sui, isn't that Brother Mi?!"
Someone also saw Sui Yi next to him, and his spirit was shaken instantly: "Brother Mi, I'm so beautiful!"
"Oh my god! Brother Mi is so pretty, woooooo, brother Mi, I love you!"
Su Mi raised her eyebrows in surprise, did she attract so many fans after the women's clothing incident?He really didn't know, because he hadn't seen the trending search for a while.
"I'm angry." Su Mi smiled and looked at Sui Yi.
Sui Yi gritted his teeth, very unhappy. "Just wait, it's my incompetence not to get a hundred thousand fans when the first issue comes out."
Hey, the tone is not small!Su Mi didn't take it to heart, anyway, he is a [-]th-line starlet who doesn't want to make progress, and the number of fans doesn't affect him at all.
Although the two experienced a lot of twists and turns, they finally managed to get No.1. The last place was the group of Wang Linyu and Yang Nuo. They got up late and arrived nearly an hour later than No.2.
Yang Nuo felt a little pity, but he was very open-minded: "Director Li, what kind of punishment are we doing?"
Dao Shen Li smiled mysteriously, looked around the six people, and said loudly: "The punishment for No. 3 is that you must accept one of the tasks assigned to you, and the tasks you complete will be counted as the tasks assigned to you." on a group."
Wang Linyu and Yang Nuo were stunned for a while, they didn't react for a moment, they were still howling.
Su Mi clenched her fists tightly, desperately telling herself that the program team is not human, don't be angry with the program team... Damn, the program team has no heart!
Suppressing his grief, he asked softly, "Director Li, don't you think you're a bit rebellious?"
Wang Linyu's group has push cards, which means that when the other two groups assign tasks to them, they can use push cards to push to other groups.First of all, Lin Muyu's group has an immunity card, which can be immune to the tasks assigned to them; secondly, Su Mi and the others have a happy card...
In any case, Su Mi and Sui Yibai had a show.
At this time the other four guests came to their senses, Wang Linyu laughed wildly and happily, Su Mi wanted to stuff the happy card into his mouth.
Standing outside the playground, you can see the winding roller coaster at a glance.Su Mi raised her head and watched, with despair in her eyes.
The author has something to say: the duel between dramatists and dramatists hhhhhhh
small theater
Su Mi: The program team came out and was beaten.
Program team: calm down, calm down, I will definitely not do it next time.
Su Mi: The author came out and was beaten, what about the protagonist's halo? !
The most innocent author: next time for sure.
Su Mi: It's all your fault that Sui Yi came out and was beaten!
Sui Yi: I was wrong, dare to do it next time.
☆, is not powerful
"Everyone, don't think that you can take a good rest when you arrive at the playground. We have a task to do." Director Li smiled amiably, with "I am a good director, trust me", but the guests present were either the old fox or the little Fox, no one believed him.
Especially Su Mi and Sui Yi stared at him expressionlessly.They were really upset, and after going through twists and turns, their ass almost blossomed, and they didn't get any benefits.
The other four people hadn't realized the abnormality of the program group, and they were full of smiles, especially Lin Muyu asked optimistically: "What task?"
Director Li raised his finger to a certain place, and the six of them looked over, it was a jumping machine. "First of all, our task starts from the jumping machine. Whichever group finds the clues first will be the winner."
As soon as these words came out, the girls present wailed, "No way, I'm afraid of heights."
"Director Li, do you really want to be like this?" This was Xiao Qiangwei, and she had a wink when she spoke.
Wang Linyu was also a little apprehensive: "I've never played a jumping machine in my life, it's too scary."
The onlookers were stopped ten meters away, and they had no idea what they were talking about. They only saw Director Li smiling slightly, without any fluctuations in their hearts: "No. 1 can enjoy the lunch and dinner provided by the program group, and in the afternoon, you can Have fun in the playground."
"Wow! It's so good!" Lin Muyu sighed in surprise, but then thought of something, and said with a bitter face: "But I don't dare, Qiangwei, do you dare?"
Naturally, Xiao Qiangwei didn't dare, "I sat in a movie before, it was very exciting." She suddenly looked at Su Mi, who was recognized as the domineering president, "Brother Sui, do you dare?"
Being cueed suddenly, Su Mi put away her little thoughts, her heart was not empty, her face was not red: "I dare not, I'm afraid."
... Xiao Qiangwei was stunned for a moment, and joked: "You really know how to joke, who doesn't know that you are recognized as the most manly man."
Although these words were addressed to Su Mi, Sui Yi beside him was so happy that his eyes narrowed, after all, to praise Su Mi now is to praise him.Only he is worthy of the title of the most manly, this is Sui Yi's self-confidence all along.
In the end Su Mi stepped back and waved her hands: "No, I'm not manly, I'm the most motherly."
Sui Yi then performed a classic face-changing, with the urge to kill Su Mi!
However, no matter how Su Mi refused, Wang Linyu's Tui Ka still pushed the task to them, euphemistically saying: "Come on, brother, after all, you are the only male-male roommate group, we trust you!"
I don't trust myself.Su Mi sat on the jumping machine, feeling ashamed.Next to him was Sui Yi, who could barely be considered a living creature, and without him, the jumping machine was reserved.
"Be sure to watch out, clues can appear anywhere." Director Li's warm reminder to kill people invisible, squinting and smiling, reminded Su Mi of that famous saying:
Those who squint are all monsters.
The fans watching were crazy, shouting the names of all the guests, and the most fanatical ones were Sui Yi's fans. "Brother Sui is a real man, come on!"
"Brother Sui is the best! Come on!"
"It's dangerous, brother, be careful!"
The monster squinted and smiled, and asked loudly, "Are you ready?"
"No!" At the same time as the voice came out, there was a muffled sound from the machine, and Su Mi's voice stopped abruptly. She watched helplessly that the people below were getting smaller and smaller...Su Mi suddenly closed her eyes.
Sui Yi didn't care that the camera was filming, and smiled gloatingly: "Open your eyes and take a look."
Su Mi gritted her teeth: "Shut up!"
He didn't dare to open his eyes, and he was scared half to death just by imagining it. Imagine that you are at a height of nearly a hundred meters, and the people below are like a group of small ants. Your feet are hanging in the air, and the only thing you can rely on is the handle. You don't know if the handle is strong or not.
The jumping machine stopped going up, and the waiting process was very painful. You obviously only waited for a second, but it felt like an hour had passed. You thought the jumping machine had stopped, but it caught you off guard.
The first feeling was a sudden cardiac arrest, a group of stinging ants frantically ran across the chest, stimulated by the fear of weightlessness, my throat was dry and itchy, I wanted to shout but was afraid that my heart would jump out when I opened my mouth.
There was a strong wind whistling in my ears, and apart from the sound of the wind, there seemed to be more and more clear exclamations from the people below.The exclamation became more and more obvious, and there was a "teng" sound, and the scream sounded.
"It's great to follow my brother!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Su Mi, who realized that she was alive, opened her eyes suddenly, her heart couldn't return for a long time, and her stomach churns.His face was pale, his scalp was numb, and he tried to unbuckle his seat belt with trembling hands.
"So scared?" Sui Yi's expression remained unchanged, and he even had the intention to laugh at Su Mi.
Su Mi didn't bother to pay attention to him, and was so silent that something was wrong.Sui Yi straightened his expression, his eyes fell on his trembling fingers, and he was about to speak, but Director Li's words blocked him to death.
"Did you two see the clue?"
Su Mi paused and looked at Sui Yi, but found that Su Yi's eyes dodged for a moment. "see it?"
"No... I didn't see clearly." Sui Yi touched his nose dodgingly, with an unnatural expression.
Su Mi squinted her eyes, "Did you miss watching it?" Damn, he thought Sui Yi was really brave.
At this time, Director Li spoke again: "Do you want to continue the challenge? If you don't continue, it will be regarded as giving up the clue."
"It's so miserable...Brother Sui, Xiao Mi, are you alright?" Lin Muyu asked with concern.
Men can't say no!Su Mi glared at Sui Yi, resisted the desire to vomit, and waved her hand gracefully: "Continue!"
The jumping machine went up, and the jumping machine came down.
"see it?"
Su Mi swallowed back the overflowing unknown liquid: "Continue!" It was his mistake and forgot to open his eyes.
So the jumping machine went up, and the jumping machine came down.
"Continue!" I opened my eyes this time, but I didn't see it clearly, I only saw a few words on the opposite side.
The jumping machine slowly ascended, Su Mi forced herself to open her eyes wide, and suddenly, her eyes lit up!I saw eight large characters written on the Ferris wheel in the distance: "Want to experience the feeling of being drunk?"
A smile bloomed on Su Mi's face. At the moment when the jumping machine stopped at the highest point, he suddenly found that the surrounding seemed too quiet, so he turned his head to look...
"Hey, open your eyes." His tone was cold with resentment.
Sui Yi was not ashamed when he was discovered, he opened one eye: "Have you found a clue?"
Su Mi said indifferently, "No!"
The sentence on the Ferris wheel doesn't show any clues, so maybe they should be asked to drink?Su Mi felt that the possibility was very low, so she wanted to ask Director Li later, but was stopped by Director Li.
"You found a clue, right?"
Su Mi nodded.
"This is a competition. No matter which group finds the clues, it must be kept secret." This means that Su Mi and Sui Yi were the first to find the clues and got the priority.
The program team is so caring!Su Mi was grateful for the first time.
However, the other four groups sensed that something was wrong, and Wang Linyu asked first: "What about us? Are we going to take the jumping machine?"
Director Li smiled: "If you want to get No.1, it's best to take a jumping machine, but the four of you can also find clues by yourself."
Yang Nuo on the side asked: "Then our push card is useless?"
"Theoretically, it does."
What's annoying is that not to mention pushing the card, even the immunization card is useless.What's even more exasperating is that both groups ran out of cards!The program team has a good routine!
The four were so angry that they huddled together to keep warm, and encouraged each other to take the jumping machine.
Su Mi and Sui Yi went to ride the Ferris wheel one after the other. "The clues are endless, so it's hard to find. Now there are only two possibilities, one is to be able to see the prompts on other amusement facilities like a jumping machine; the other is to search for one pod by one pod. "
Even so, Su Mi thinks that the first possibility is unlikely, after all, if it is still like a jumping machine, then it is very uncreative.
The two walked under the Ferris wheel, and Sui Yi looked up at the Ferris wheel, "The first possibility is not very likely, and the second one is too abnormal, but it is possible."
staff member:……
It was the first time that Su Mi agreed with Sui Yi's statement.
Until now, Su Mi's legs are still a little weak.He secretly cheered himself up, separated from Sui Yi, and sat in a gondola alone, and returned to the ground for nearly 10 minutes.
"Any clues?" Su Mi asked him.
"No, continue."
"Wait." Su Mi stopped Sui Yi's movements, and Sui Yi, who was going into the pod, got out again.
Su Mi's intuition is not so complicated. He glanced at the Ferris wheel on the jumping machine. There are about 10 to [-] gondolas, and it takes nearly [-] to [-] minutes to turn around. If they are unlucky, the time it takes to find clues At least six hundred minutes, or ten hours.
Director Li said that the winner will be exempted from all tasks today and can enjoy lunch and dinner.It's just over eight o'clock now, and there are four hours left before noon.
It will never be this complicated.
Suddenly, Su Mi had a flash of inspiration, he knew it!
The sentence on the Ferris wheel is "Do you want to experience the feeling of being drunk?" It seems to have no beginning and no end, but it actually hides an important clue: alcohol.
Su Mi was slightly excited, and appointed to take the gondola with the word "wine", and Sui Yi followed him closely.
"Here? Are you sure?" Sui Yi was a little suspicious.
Su Mi ignored him, searched for clues everywhere, and finally found a note on the cushion Sui Yi was sitting on, "Get away!"
Sui Yi moved his butt, watched Su Mi pull out the note, and asked curiously, "What did you write?" Now he admired Su Mi's brain a little bit.
"Fly, fly, turn, turn, I am a happy little bee~"
The two complained in unison: "What the hell is this?" They were completely convinced by the program group.
Sui Yi rolled up the note and threw it on Su Mi's body, seeing Su Mi immediately stared and smiled.The scenery outside the pod is beautiful, looking down is colorful entertainment facilities. "Do you remember? The two of us also came to ride the Ferris wheel in the first year of high school."
Of course he remembered, but he still denied it dryly: "I don't remember."
Sui Yi shook his head with a smile, secretly thinking that things are different, his eyes fell on a certain place inadvertently, and he muttered: "Fly, fly, turn, turn..."
"What are you doing?" Su Mi gave him a disgusted look, but seeing that he didn't answer for a long time, she followed his line of sight and saw that there was a spinning chair.
Isn't it flying and turning!
Su Mi: Go sit! ! !
The two quickly ran over to sit on the rotating flying chair, not noticing that the other four people were still trying the Ferris wheel again and again, and they didn't notice that the cameraman and the fans who followed were panting.
From the rotating flying chair, you can see the words on the space travel facility: "Wine is good, but don't be greedy!"
The two rushed to travel in space like flying, and took the cyan disposable raincoat handed over by the staff.Cyan?Su Mi didn't take it seriously, she just thought the color was rather unique.
As a result, after sitting over and over again, I couldn't find any clues at all.
"What's going on?" Su Mi was puzzled. He tried his best to observe everything he could see, but he didn't observe any useful information at all!
Are they missing something?what is itSu Mi frowned, with a faint intuition in her heart, she went to sit on the spinning chair again.
"Why do you have to sit again?" Sui Yi was even more puzzled.
"Shut up!" How annoying!
Su Mi carefully observed the place below, except for the words on space travel, there was nothing special about it, it was just entertainment facilities and a large group of people... Wait!
Su Mi stared closely at the place where a large group of people gathered, and clearly saw that it was a stage, and several people were singing on the stage, the most obvious one was the old student in Tsing Yi.He couldn't help thinking that the Tsing Yi was handed to them by the staff on the space flight just now.
"I got it! Sui...Su Mi, hurry up!" Su Mi ran forward, feeling that no one was following behind, and when he turned his head, he saw Sui Yi following slowly, and he immediately became angry, cursing Sui secretly in his heart. Yi is a stupid pig!
There were many people watching the play, Su Mi waited anxiously and excitedly, as soon as the play was over, he immediately rushed to the backstage, as expected, no one stopped him.
"Hello."
The old man in Tsing Yi was shaving off his beard. When he heard footsteps, he turned his head and opened the drawer with a friendly smile. "Young man is very smart. He came here so quickly."
He handed over a note, "No, this is the clue you want."
Su Mi bent down respectfully, took it with both hands, did not open it directly, but asked in a requesting tone, "May I know what play you sang just now?"
The old man in Tsing Yi smiled slightly: "Pipa."
Pipa okay?Su Mi went out suspiciously, and met Sui Yi who was slowly swaying over as soon as she went out, saw him and asked shamelessly, "Did you find it?"
Su Mi hid the note and didn't want to show it to him, so she opened it secretly and took a look: "Target—the haunted house! Come on!"
But no matter how hard it is to hide it, Sui Yi followed him to the haunted house. "You guessed it?"
Su Mi didn't speak, he had indeed vaguely guessed something, just to verify this idea, he went into the haunted house.
The ghosts in the haunted house are very friendly. The bald old-fashioned ghost looks earnest, looking at Su Mi with eyes full of emotions.Su Mi walked out of the haunted house full of thoughts, and immediately saw Director Li waiting outside the haunted house.
Director Li smiled and narrowed his eyes. At this moment, Su Mi felt that Director Li was really a god.
"Do you know the clue?"
Sui Yi just walked out of the haunted house and looked at Su Mi with the others.
From the first time he saw the old man in Tsing Yi, he had faintly discovered the real clues. After guessing the previous clues and observing the ghosts in the haunted house, he fully understood.
"Drunk" on the Ferris wheel and "Wine is good, but don't be greedy" when traveling in space actually imply four words: "Extreme alcohol leads to chaos".
The raincoat in Tsing Yi is also a hint, which is the same as the old man in Tsing Yi.The old man in Tsing Yi performed "Pipa Xing", so the character he performed was Bai Juyi, a poet of the Tang Dynasty. There is a sentence in "Pipa Xing" that "Jiangzhou Sima's green shirt is wet".
Finally, there is the haunted house. In the haunted house, there is a ghost with a unique appearance and a bald ancient costume, which reminds him of Chunyu Kun in the Warring States Period.Kun is an ancient punishment of shaving one's hair off.
These two seem to have no connection, but they both reflect an idiom:
"Extreme joy begets sorrow." Extreme wine leads to chaos, and extreme joy begets sorrow.
The author has something to say: The program team has a good routine!Brother Mi said that he loves and hates you both.
It's too late, I'm so sleepy, so I don't have a small theater today hahahahaha [Lazy! 】
☆、Emotional outburst
The clue of the last mission was "Extreme joy begets sorrow".The two groups of Lin Muyu and Wang Linyu perfectly interpreted the words "extreme joy begets sorrow". Until lunch time, these two groups had not completed the task.
It's not that they are stupid, but it's that they really didn't expect the show to be so perverted. Jiang is old and hot, and the average age of the four is only 25 years old. How could they beat the middle-aged director?
Because of what happened to the other two groups, Su Mi was cautious along the way, carefully observing the surroundings for any abnormalities, but surprisingly, there was nothing abnormal.
The place for lunch was at a nearby four-star hotel. After entering the hotel, there were hundreds of fans and onlookers following behind.
In the elevator, Sui Yi frowned, carefully analyzed, and kept clicking tut: "I don't think Director Li can be so kind."
Director Li, who was far away in the playground, sneezed, and a smile appeared on his face.
This is pure nonsense. Among the six people, which one would mistakenly think that Director Li is kind?Su Mi didn't bother to pay attention to him, she got angry because of Sui Yi's too casual attitude in the playground just now, she really lives up to her name!Fucking the persona of a domineering president, doing shameless things.
He didn't get a response, Sui Yi stroked his chin, his wretched/obscene look was very obtrusive, Su Mi ignored him, slapped his hand off, and gave him a big white eye.
As patient as he is, he will always be furious when he encounters Sui Yi.
"I guess there will be tasks before eating. If you don't complete them, you may not be able to eat." Sui Yi ignored his attitude and analyzed calmly, pretending to be a detective of a certain elementary school student. "Hey, what kind of mission do you think it will be?"
"Ding--"
The elevator door opened, and Su Mi went straight out, completely ignoring Sui Yi's attitude with a sullen face behind her.
The box is called "Luoshen". When you open the door, you will see a table full of delicacies at first glance. It is delicious in color and fragrance.
"You two are finally here."
Su Mi looked over and saw that the person speaking was a gentleman in a suit and collar, wearing a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, gentle and elegant.The name "Manager Gu" is engraved on the badge, and a peony flower is embroidered on it as decoration.
"You two have been running around all morning, are you hungry?"
Su Mi recalled that he had eaten five big buns and a bowl of noodles in the morning, and he hadn't fully digested it yet, but he had a good first impression of Manager Gu, so he smiled politely and cooperated very well: "Yes, may I ask if we still need more noodles?" Are you doing a mission?"
"You're very smart." Manager Gu picked up a delicate glass jar from the table, his slender and slender fingers could not be concealed even though he was wearing white gloves.
"I have twelve crossword puzzles here, corresponding to the twelve dishes on the table, as long as you answer the questions, you can enjoy them."
It's simple, it's just an anagram.
However... "If you can't answer it, you can't eat it?" Sui Yi was stunned. Now he seriously suspects that the program team is bullying the scumbags!Since he was a child, when did he take the second-to-last exam, and when was he not the last-to-last one?why is that?Not because he knows nothing!
Manager Gu's smile was exactly the same as Director Li's, and Sui Yi felt heartbroken when he saw it, but he inadvertently saw Su Mi's smiling face, as if he had a good impression of Manager Gu.
...I suddenly feel more uncomfortable in my heart. Why?
"Yes, those who can't answer are not allowed to enjoy the food here according to the regulations."
"Are you two ready?" He only saw Su Mi nodding, and didn't look at Sui Yi's expression, "The first question is a brain teaser. Question: There is a stag walking, walking more and more Come on, what happened in the end?"
Without thinking, Su Mi said, "Expressway."
Sui Yi:?
"Second question, why does Xiao Ming, who has a normal head, smile at Didi?"
"He has a low smile."
Sui Yi:? ?
"Third question, when will the sun rise in the west?"
"When I swear."
Sui Yi:? ? ?
……
Until the end, Su Mi answered all twelve questions and they were completely correct.
Manager Gu took a few steps back and stood aside, "Congratulations on completing the task, now please start enjoying the delicious food." He pushed down his glasses and smiled slightly, "Because you answered all of them correctly, so all the twelve dishes Belongs to you, don't ask others to help, don't waste it."
Su Mi was struck by lightning, only to hear someone beside him laugh out loud: "Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Twelve dishes, with a complete mix of meat and vegetables, each dish is full of weight, which is twice the size of any hotel dish he has eaten!He clearly saw that there were six chicken wings with rice in one plate!
This is his life, Su Mi doubts whether she can get out of Yushan alive.He wanted to make a phone call to his manager, and he also wanted to make a phone call to Li Shengnan, so that the two of them would step on colorful auspicious clouds to save the weak him from Director Li's clutches.
"Oh, it smells so good, Brother Sui, I want to eat it too~" Sitting next to Su Mi, Sui Yi couldn't help laughing when he saw Su Mi's cold face.
Su Mi sneered, "Didn't you eat enough last night?" His gaze fell on Sui Yi's face, and his mood only slightly improved when he saw his face turn blue.
Looking at the dishes on the table, I experienced a lot of ideological construction in my heart, and decided to roll up my sleeves and work harder. There was almost no change in the dishes.
The program team is not human! ! !
One side complained that he couldn't eat anymore, and the other side was still trying to complete the task, and he didn't even drink a sip of water.Two hours later, when the old student in Tsing Yi was found, the old student had already performed dozens of performances, his face was burnt yellow from exhaustion, and his legs were shaking.
After a tiring day, he was finally able to rest. Su Mi was extremely sleepy, dragged his heavy body, opened the door and threw himself onto the bed, but just as he lay down, he retched, so he jumped up and rushed into the bathroom to vomit.
He really couldn't eat anymore in the hotel just now, the staff stopped him immediately, if the staff didn't stop him, he would have to die on the spot.However, I still ate too much, which caused my stomach to be seriously injured.
Su Mi took out the digestion tablet in her pocket, the medicine was bought by Director Li, so she had a little conscience.Su Mi took advantage of the opportunity and sat on the toilet, and opened the cell phone she had developed.
It was already dark, and there were several rhythmic dog barks in the distance, sometimes mixed with one or two cat meows.
The moment the mobile phone was handed out, he and Sui Yi changed the mobile phone and decided to use their own in the future. After all, everyone will have a secret or two in their mobile phone.
But even if each uses their own, the various social software that is currently logged on is still the other party's. After all, the soul swap is too fantasy. Live performance of a skewered heart.
Li Shengnan sent him a lot of messages, asking him about the shooting situation, Fat and Skinny Fairy was also worried about his condition.In addition, many beautiful men and women that Sui Yi had provoked before sent a lot of messages on WeChat.
Su Mi became restless for a while, and instead of watching the condolences from the beauties, she called Li Shengnan.
"How is it? Are you tired today?" Li Shengnan's voice was not so high-pitched on the phone, and it was still a bit magnetic.Su Mi suddenly felt overwhelmed with security, and wanted to dump her bitterness.
However, he lowered his head and smiled, "It's okay, the guests are all fine."
"What about Su Mi, you two didn't argue, did you?"
"The first episode will be aired on Friday, so you can watch it then."
Li Shengnan became vigilant all of a sudden, "What bad thing have you done again? It's not serious, do you need to prepare a navy for you now?" He was afraid that the navy would not be enough by then, so he prepared more in advance.
Su Mi further understood the reason why Sui Yi's black material was almost invisible on the Internet, and it turned out that it was all due to Sui Yi himself and his team. "It's not serious, don't worry."
The devil is relieved, Li Shengnan curled his lips, and told the fat and thin fairy boy to prepare for the battle, and always stand on the front line of anti-criminal control and criticism!
"Boom—" someone knocked on the door, "Are you ready?"
Su Mi pretended not to hear, to be honest, his favor towards Sui Yi has dropped from -100 to -1000 now, he almost wants to lift the toilet and smash Sui Yi's head.
"I have something to ask you." The voice outside stopped, "Why did that buck become a highway?"
Silent.
"Ask you, what are you doing? Dizzy?"
……
The voice suddenly disappeared for a moment, and hurried footsteps sounded, followed by shouting: "Sui Yi fainted, call an ambulance!"
The staff immediately panicked and rushed to call an ambulance.At this moment, the bathroom door was opened from the inside, Su Mi's hair was slightly disheveled, and he looked at Sui Yi speechlessly. "What are you yelling?"
Sui Yi became upset, and his expression changed, "What's your tone, you've been silent all this time, I thought you were sick and fainted, is that your attitude?"
Su Mi was even more upset. She was angry when she saw Sui Yi, but now because she was not feeling well, her anger surged up, and she didn't care whether the photographer was taking pictures or not, so she became impatient. "What's my attitude? Is my attitude towards you not good enough? Are you worthy of my good attitude?"
The soul asked three times, Sui Yi was stunned for a moment, strode forward, approaching Su Mi, "I am not worthy? I ask you who is worthy? Is it your manager who is worthy or that Manager Gu?"
Su Mi, the manager, can understand it, but he doesn't understand why Sui Yi brought up Manager Gu, "Just say it, what are you doing with irrelevant people?" He took a deep breath, "What are you doing every day? Can’t know anything, don’t understand anything, please, do you still want to be a giant baby when you’re about to run three?”
"Who the hell are you calling a giant baby? Why are you pretending to be arrogant with me? You are amazing, you are smart, and you can do everything! Don't you just think that I am not good enough for you? Tell me sooner, and break up sooner!"
As soon as these words came out, the audience was silent.
The photographers didn't take pictures, and they didn't take pictures. They froze in embarrassment, and the cameras pointed at the two people in all directions.The staff who rushed over did not dare to come forward to persuade them, for fear of making the two of them unhappy.
Su Mi took a deep look at him, lowered his eyes, and after a long time, he raised his eyes to look at Sui Yi again, and said word by word: "Yes, you are not worthy."
Sui Yi was silent for a moment, "Fuck. Damn it!"
This night, Sui Yi never came back, he didn't know where Sui Yi was, and he didn't want to know.
Su Mi and Sui Yi are destined to be enemies, and this is a knot that cannot be eased in a lifetime.
The author has something to say: click the question, click the question, click the question!Praise me! ! !
I want to say that the protagonists are all human beings, and it's normal to have a temper. If Su Mi doesn't have a temper, it would be too fake. There is no one in the world who is completely devoid of emotions.I don't know if there is such a person around you. He has a very good temper and is very gentle. You can joke and make trouble casually, but if one day you touch his bottom line, he will be furious. Su Mi is this kind of person.
In Sui Yi's words, he is the person who brought the seven emotions and six desires to life. He is too real, and he is also very real in the entertainment circle. He never plays tricks on him, and his love, hatred, and hatred are vividly displayed on him.Of course I’m not whitewashing him, now everyone in Suiyi scolds casually hhhhhh to get to the point, because of Suiyi’s truth, Li Shengnan is very tired, and he has never stopped whitewashing, and has worked so hard to create a "dominant president" However, he did not expect that there would be such a supernatural thing as swapping bodies in the world.
There will be quarrels like this in the future. The current state of the two of them is that one hates the other to death, one feels that he is right, and the other feels inexplicable.That's why there will be a wife chasing crematorium in the future hahahahahaha
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Program Team: Great!In this way, we don't need to intentionally create conflicts, and these two will contract on their own!I love them and keep inviting next time!
Other variety shows saw this episode: Damn!Hurry up and invite Sui Yi and Su Mi!
Su Mi: ...you don't have to.
Sui Yi: Climb all for me!
☆, cat and mouse
"Today's mission site is Luoshen Park, and the six need to play hide-and-seek here." Director Li was still smiling, and his voice was full of enthusiasm, "The mission requirement is that everyone's mobile phone must be turned on for navigation. It must not be damaged or turned off. , Do not leave the park."
"Isn't it easy to find it?" Lin Muyu raised his hand and asked.
The others echoed, that's right, they thought it was unbelievable when Director Li said the first sentence. After all, how to play hide-and-seek in such a big park, I'm afraid you can't find it in the daytime, but now Director Li said The navigation must be turned on, so isn't it just a matter of finding one?
Director Li didn't say clearly: "It's about giving full play to everyone's ingenuity."
Although he didn't say it clearly, the guests could guess it.Since the above three points cannot be met, shouldn't it be enough for them to hand over their mobile phones to other people?However, doing so will make the task more difficult.Several people fell into deep thought.
"Okay, please look over there." Director Li pointed not far away, and everyone followed. "Let's start with a small warm-up activity, start from the red line at the starting point, run around the park and return to the original point..."
Everyone's expressions were a little hard to describe at this moment: Is this a small warm-up? ? ?
However, Director Li continued to talk, and he seemed a little guilty, and touched his nose: "Finally, the person who goes to the lake and drives a wooden boat to the center of the lake to get the sachet hanging on it will be qualified as a seeker. The reader can get corresponding prompts.”
... This is not a small warm-up, this is the beginning of the four-year sports meeting.
The female guests complained, and Wang Linyu's expression was not right, "Can I give up?" He complained to the camera: "Dear fans, you also know that I have been suffering from kidney deficiency, please forgive my cowardly behavior, don't Learn from me."
Su Mi opened her eyes slightly, scanning Wang Linyu's rather robust figure up and down.
After about a minute, Su Mi finally stopped walking on the dirt road. Su Mi's eyes lit up, as if she saw hope!As a result, a raised yellow thing suddenly appeared on the ground not far away... Fuck, speed bumps!
In the endless torment, Su Mi clenched his hands tightly. He wanted to ask why there was a speed bump every other section of the road!
The moment she got off the car, Su Mi was no longer Su Mi, but—an iron man.
The staff and Director Li stood at the entrance of the playground and patted this side. Su Mi and Sui Yi walked over one after the other. A girl passing by looked at Su Mi with her head and happened to meet Su Mi's eyes. Su Mi felt in her heart Uneasy, he stretched out Erkang's hand: "Don't..." Shout!
"It's with my brother!"
This voice called everyone's attention, almost none of the young people present did not know Su Mi, and suddenly, the whole audience erupted!
"Follow brother! Oh my god, missing persons!"
"What variety show are you filming with my brother? When will it come out?"
"I'm next to brother Sui, isn't that Brother Mi?!"
Someone also saw Sui Yi next to him, and his spirit was shaken instantly: "Brother Mi, I'm so beautiful!"
"Oh my god! Brother Mi is so pretty, woooooo, brother Mi, I love you!"
Su Mi raised her eyebrows in surprise, did she attract so many fans after the women's clothing incident?He really didn't know, because he hadn't seen the trending search for a while.
"I'm angry." Su Mi smiled and looked at Sui Yi.
Sui Yi gritted his teeth, very unhappy. "Just wait, it's my incompetence not to get a hundred thousand fans when the first issue comes out."
Hey, the tone is not small!Su Mi didn't take it to heart, anyway, he is a [-]th-line starlet who doesn't want to make progress, and the number of fans doesn't affect him at all.
Although the two experienced a lot of twists and turns, they finally managed to get No.1. The last place was the group of Wang Linyu and Yang Nuo. They got up late and arrived nearly an hour later than No.2.
Yang Nuo felt a little pity, but he was very open-minded: "Director Li, what kind of punishment are we doing?"
Dao Shen Li smiled mysteriously, looked around the six people, and said loudly: "The punishment for No. 3 is that you must accept one of the tasks assigned to you, and the tasks you complete will be counted as the tasks assigned to you." on a group."
Wang Linyu and Yang Nuo were stunned for a while, they didn't react for a moment, they were still howling.
Su Mi clenched her fists tightly, desperately telling herself that the program team is not human, don't be angry with the program team... Damn, the program team has no heart!
Suppressing his grief, he asked softly, "Director Li, don't you think you're a bit rebellious?"
Wang Linyu's group has push cards, which means that when the other two groups assign tasks to them, they can use push cards to push to other groups.First of all, Lin Muyu's group has an immunity card, which can be immune to the tasks assigned to them; secondly, Su Mi and the others have a happy card...
In any case, Su Mi and Sui Yibai had a show.
At this time the other four guests came to their senses, Wang Linyu laughed wildly and happily, Su Mi wanted to stuff the happy card into his mouth.
Standing outside the playground, you can see the winding roller coaster at a glance.Su Mi raised her head and watched, with despair in her eyes.
The author has something to say: the duel between dramatists and dramatists hhhhhhh
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Su Mi: The program team came out and was beaten.
Program team: calm down, calm down, I will definitely not do it next time.
Su Mi: The author came out and was beaten, what about the protagonist's halo? !
The most innocent author: next time for sure.
Su Mi: It's all your fault that Sui Yi came out and was beaten!
Sui Yi: I was wrong, dare to do it next time.
☆, is not powerful
"Everyone, don't think that you can take a good rest when you arrive at the playground. We have a task to do." Director Li smiled amiably, with "I am a good director, trust me", but the guests present were either the old fox or the little Fox, no one believed him.
Especially Su Mi and Sui Yi stared at him expressionlessly.They were really upset, and after going through twists and turns, their ass almost blossomed, and they didn't get any benefits.
The other four people hadn't realized the abnormality of the program group, and they were full of smiles, especially Lin Muyu asked optimistically: "What task?"
Director Li raised his finger to a certain place, and the six of them looked over, it was a jumping machine. "First of all, our task starts from the jumping machine. Whichever group finds the clues first will be the winner."
As soon as these words came out, the girls present wailed, "No way, I'm afraid of heights."
"Director Li, do you really want to be like this?" This was Xiao Qiangwei, and she had a wink when she spoke.
Wang Linyu was also a little apprehensive: "I've never played a jumping machine in my life, it's too scary."
The onlookers were stopped ten meters away, and they had no idea what they were talking about. They only saw Director Li smiling slightly, without any fluctuations in their hearts: "No. 1 can enjoy the lunch and dinner provided by the program group, and in the afternoon, you can Have fun in the playground."
"Wow! It's so good!" Lin Muyu sighed in surprise, but then thought of something, and said with a bitter face: "But I don't dare, Qiangwei, do you dare?"
Naturally, Xiao Qiangwei didn't dare, "I sat in a movie before, it was very exciting." She suddenly looked at Su Mi, who was recognized as the domineering president, "Brother Sui, do you dare?"
Being cueed suddenly, Su Mi put away her little thoughts, her heart was not empty, her face was not red: "I dare not, I'm afraid."
... Xiao Qiangwei was stunned for a moment, and joked: "You really know how to joke, who doesn't know that you are recognized as the most manly man."
Although these words were addressed to Su Mi, Sui Yi beside him was so happy that his eyes narrowed, after all, to praise Su Mi now is to praise him.Only he is worthy of the title of the most manly, this is Sui Yi's self-confidence all along.
In the end Su Mi stepped back and waved her hands: "No, I'm not manly, I'm the most motherly."
Sui Yi then performed a classic face-changing, with the urge to kill Su Mi!
However, no matter how Su Mi refused, Wang Linyu's Tui Ka still pushed the task to them, euphemistically saying: "Come on, brother, after all, you are the only male-male roommate group, we trust you!"
I don't trust myself.Su Mi sat on the jumping machine, feeling ashamed.Next to him was Sui Yi, who could barely be considered a living creature, and without him, the jumping machine was reserved.
"Be sure to watch out, clues can appear anywhere." Director Li's warm reminder to kill people invisible, squinting and smiling, reminded Su Mi of that famous saying:
Those who squint are all monsters.
The fans watching were crazy, shouting the names of all the guests, and the most fanatical ones were Sui Yi's fans. "Brother Sui is a real man, come on!"
"Brother Sui is the best! Come on!"
"It's dangerous, brother, be careful!"
The monster squinted and smiled, and asked loudly, "Are you ready?"
"No!" At the same time as the voice came out, there was a muffled sound from the machine, and Su Mi's voice stopped abruptly. She watched helplessly that the people below were getting smaller and smaller...Su Mi suddenly closed her eyes.
Sui Yi didn't care that the camera was filming, and smiled gloatingly: "Open your eyes and take a look."
Su Mi gritted her teeth: "Shut up!"
He didn't dare to open his eyes, and he was scared half to death just by imagining it. Imagine that you are at a height of nearly a hundred meters, and the people below are like a group of small ants. Your feet are hanging in the air, and the only thing you can rely on is the handle. You don't know if the handle is strong or not.
The jumping machine stopped going up, and the waiting process was very painful. You obviously only waited for a second, but it felt like an hour had passed. You thought the jumping machine had stopped, but it caught you off guard.
The first feeling was a sudden cardiac arrest, a group of stinging ants frantically ran across the chest, stimulated by the fear of weightlessness, my throat was dry and itchy, I wanted to shout but was afraid that my heart would jump out when I opened my mouth.
There was a strong wind whistling in my ears, and apart from the sound of the wind, there seemed to be more and more clear exclamations from the people below.The exclamation became more and more obvious, and there was a "teng" sound, and the scream sounded.
"It's great to follow my brother!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Su Mi, who realized that she was alive, opened her eyes suddenly, her heart couldn't return for a long time, and her stomach churns.His face was pale, his scalp was numb, and he tried to unbuckle his seat belt with trembling hands.
"So scared?" Sui Yi's expression remained unchanged, and he even had the intention to laugh at Su Mi.
Su Mi didn't bother to pay attention to him, and was so silent that something was wrong.Sui Yi straightened his expression, his eyes fell on his trembling fingers, and he was about to speak, but Director Li's words blocked him to death.
"Did you two see the clue?"
Su Mi paused and looked at Sui Yi, but found that Su Yi's eyes dodged for a moment. "see it?"
"No... I didn't see clearly." Sui Yi touched his nose dodgingly, with an unnatural expression.
Su Mi squinted her eyes, "Did you miss watching it?" Damn, he thought Sui Yi was really brave.
At this time, Director Li spoke again: "Do you want to continue the challenge? If you don't continue, it will be regarded as giving up the clue."
"It's so miserable...Brother Sui, Xiao Mi, are you alright?" Lin Muyu asked with concern.
Men can't say no!Su Mi glared at Sui Yi, resisted the desire to vomit, and waved her hand gracefully: "Continue!"
The jumping machine went up, and the jumping machine came down.
"see it?"
Su Mi swallowed back the overflowing unknown liquid: "Continue!" It was his mistake and forgot to open his eyes.
So the jumping machine went up, and the jumping machine came down.
"Continue!" I opened my eyes this time, but I didn't see it clearly, I only saw a few words on the opposite side.
The jumping machine slowly ascended, Su Mi forced herself to open her eyes wide, and suddenly, her eyes lit up!I saw eight large characters written on the Ferris wheel in the distance: "Want to experience the feeling of being drunk?"
A smile bloomed on Su Mi's face. At the moment when the jumping machine stopped at the highest point, he suddenly found that the surrounding seemed too quiet, so he turned his head to look...
"Hey, open your eyes." His tone was cold with resentment.
Sui Yi was not ashamed when he was discovered, he opened one eye: "Have you found a clue?"
Su Mi said indifferently, "No!"
The sentence on the Ferris wheel doesn't show any clues, so maybe they should be asked to drink?Su Mi felt that the possibility was very low, so she wanted to ask Director Li later, but was stopped by Director Li.
"You found a clue, right?"
Su Mi nodded.
"This is a competition. No matter which group finds the clues, it must be kept secret." This means that Su Mi and Sui Yi were the first to find the clues and got the priority.
The program team is so caring!Su Mi was grateful for the first time.
However, the other four groups sensed that something was wrong, and Wang Linyu asked first: "What about us? Are we going to take the jumping machine?"
Director Li smiled: "If you want to get No.1, it's best to take a jumping machine, but the four of you can also find clues by yourself."
Yang Nuo on the side asked: "Then our push card is useless?"
"Theoretically, it does."
What's annoying is that not to mention pushing the card, even the immunization card is useless.What's even more exasperating is that both groups ran out of cards!The program team has a good routine!
The four were so angry that they huddled together to keep warm, and encouraged each other to take the jumping machine.
Su Mi and Sui Yi went to ride the Ferris wheel one after the other. "The clues are endless, so it's hard to find. Now there are only two possibilities, one is to be able to see the prompts on other amusement facilities like a jumping machine; the other is to search for one pod by one pod. "
Even so, Su Mi thinks that the first possibility is unlikely, after all, if it is still like a jumping machine, then it is very uncreative.
The two walked under the Ferris wheel, and Sui Yi looked up at the Ferris wheel, "The first possibility is not very likely, and the second one is too abnormal, but it is possible."
staff member:……
It was the first time that Su Mi agreed with Sui Yi's statement.
Until now, Su Mi's legs are still a little weak.He secretly cheered himself up, separated from Sui Yi, and sat in a gondola alone, and returned to the ground for nearly 10 minutes.
"Any clues?" Su Mi asked him.
"No, continue."
"Wait." Su Mi stopped Sui Yi's movements, and Sui Yi, who was going into the pod, got out again.
Su Mi's intuition is not so complicated. He glanced at the Ferris wheel on the jumping machine. There are about 10 to [-] gondolas, and it takes nearly [-] to [-] minutes to turn around. If they are unlucky, the time it takes to find clues At least six hundred minutes, or ten hours.
Director Li said that the winner will be exempted from all tasks today and can enjoy lunch and dinner.It's just over eight o'clock now, and there are four hours left before noon.
It will never be this complicated.
Suddenly, Su Mi had a flash of inspiration, he knew it!
The sentence on the Ferris wheel is "Do you want to experience the feeling of being drunk?" It seems to have no beginning and no end, but it actually hides an important clue: alcohol.
Su Mi was slightly excited, and appointed to take the gondola with the word "wine", and Sui Yi followed him closely.
"Here? Are you sure?" Sui Yi was a little suspicious.
Su Mi ignored him, searched for clues everywhere, and finally found a note on the cushion Sui Yi was sitting on, "Get away!"
Sui Yi moved his butt, watched Su Mi pull out the note, and asked curiously, "What did you write?" Now he admired Su Mi's brain a little bit.
"Fly, fly, turn, turn, I am a happy little bee~"
The two complained in unison: "What the hell is this?" They were completely convinced by the program group.
Sui Yi rolled up the note and threw it on Su Mi's body, seeing Su Mi immediately stared and smiled.The scenery outside the pod is beautiful, looking down is colorful entertainment facilities. "Do you remember? The two of us also came to ride the Ferris wheel in the first year of high school."
Of course he remembered, but he still denied it dryly: "I don't remember."
Sui Yi shook his head with a smile, secretly thinking that things are different, his eyes fell on a certain place inadvertently, and he muttered: "Fly, fly, turn, turn..."
"What are you doing?" Su Mi gave him a disgusted look, but seeing that he didn't answer for a long time, she followed his line of sight and saw that there was a spinning chair.
Isn't it flying and turning!
Su Mi: Go sit! ! !
The two quickly ran over to sit on the rotating flying chair, not noticing that the other four people were still trying the Ferris wheel again and again, and they didn't notice that the cameraman and the fans who followed were panting.
From the rotating flying chair, you can see the words on the space travel facility: "Wine is good, but don't be greedy!"
The two rushed to travel in space like flying, and took the cyan disposable raincoat handed over by the staff.Cyan?Su Mi didn't take it seriously, she just thought the color was rather unique.
As a result, after sitting over and over again, I couldn't find any clues at all.
"What's going on?" Su Mi was puzzled. He tried his best to observe everything he could see, but he didn't observe any useful information at all!
Are they missing something?what is itSu Mi frowned, with a faint intuition in her heart, she went to sit on the spinning chair again.
"Why do you have to sit again?" Sui Yi was even more puzzled.
"Shut up!" How annoying!
Su Mi carefully observed the place below, except for the words on space travel, there was nothing special about it, it was just entertainment facilities and a large group of people... Wait!
Su Mi stared closely at the place where a large group of people gathered, and clearly saw that it was a stage, and several people were singing on the stage, the most obvious one was the old student in Tsing Yi.He couldn't help thinking that the Tsing Yi was handed to them by the staff on the space flight just now.
"I got it! Sui...Su Mi, hurry up!" Su Mi ran forward, feeling that no one was following behind, and when he turned his head, he saw Sui Yi following slowly, and he immediately became angry, cursing Sui secretly in his heart. Yi is a stupid pig!
There were many people watching the play, Su Mi waited anxiously and excitedly, as soon as the play was over, he immediately rushed to the backstage, as expected, no one stopped him.
"Hello."
The old man in Tsing Yi was shaving off his beard. When he heard footsteps, he turned his head and opened the drawer with a friendly smile. "Young man is very smart. He came here so quickly."
He handed over a note, "No, this is the clue you want."
Su Mi bent down respectfully, took it with both hands, did not open it directly, but asked in a requesting tone, "May I know what play you sang just now?"
The old man in Tsing Yi smiled slightly: "Pipa."
Pipa okay?Su Mi went out suspiciously, and met Sui Yi who was slowly swaying over as soon as she went out, saw him and asked shamelessly, "Did you find it?"
Su Mi hid the note and didn't want to show it to him, so she opened it secretly and took a look: "Target—the haunted house! Come on!"
But no matter how hard it is to hide it, Sui Yi followed him to the haunted house. "You guessed it?"
Su Mi didn't speak, he had indeed vaguely guessed something, just to verify this idea, he went into the haunted house.
The ghosts in the haunted house are very friendly. The bald old-fashioned ghost looks earnest, looking at Su Mi with eyes full of emotions.Su Mi walked out of the haunted house full of thoughts, and immediately saw Director Li waiting outside the haunted house.
Director Li smiled and narrowed his eyes. At this moment, Su Mi felt that Director Li was really a god.
"Do you know the clue?"
Sui Yi just walked out of the haunted house and looked at Su Mi with the others.
From the first time he saw the old man in Tsing Yi, he had faintly discovered the real clues. After guessing the previous clues and observing the ghosts in the haunted house, he fully understood.
"Drunk" on the Ferris wheel and "Wine is good, but don't be greedy" when traveling in space actually imply four words: "Extreme alcohol leads to chaos".
The raincoat in Tsing Yi is also a hint, which is the same as the old man in Tsing Yi.The old man in Tsing Yi performed "Pipa Xing", so the character he performed was Bai Juyi, a poet of the Tang Dynasty. There is a sentence in "Pipa Xing" that "Jiangzhou Sima's green shirt is wet".
Finally, there is the haunted house. In the haunted house, there is a ghost with a unique appearance and a bald ancient costume, which reminds him of Chunyu Kun in the Warring States Period.Kun is an ancient punishment of shaving one's hair off.
These two seem to have no connection, but they both reflect an idiom:
"Extreme joy begets sorrow." Extreme wine leads to chaos, and extreme joy begets sorrow.
The author has something to say: The program team has a good routine!Brother Mi said that he loves and hates you both.
It's too late, I'm so sleepy, so I don't have a small theater today hahahahaha [Lazy! 】
☆、Emotional outburst
The clue of the last mission was "Extreme joy begets sorrow".The two groups of Lin Muyu and Wang Linyu perfectly interpreted the words "extreme joy begets sorrow". Until lunch time, these two groups had not completed the task.
It's not that they are stupid, but it's that they really didn't expect the show to be so perverted. Jiang is old and hot, and the average age of the four is only 25 years old. How could they beat the middle-aged director?
Because of what happened to the other two groups, Su Mi was cautious along the way, carefully observing the surroundings for any abnormalities, but surprisingly, there was nothing abnormal.
The place for lunch was at a nearby four-star hotel. After entering the hotel, there were hundreds of fans and onlookers following behind.
In the elevator, Sui Yi frowned, carefully analyzed, and kept clicking tut: "I don't think Director Li can be so kind."
Director Li, who was far away in the playground, sneezed, and a smile appeared on his face.
This is pure nonsense. Among the six people, which one would mistakenly think that Director Li is kind?Su Mi didn't bother to pay attention to him, she got angry because of Sui Yi's too casual attitude in the playground just now, she really lives up to her name!Fucking the persona of a domineering president, doing shameless things.
He didn't get a response, Sui Yi stroked his chin, his wretched/obscene look was very obtrusive, Su Mi ignored him, slapped his hand off, and gave him a big white eye.
As patient as he is, he will always be furious when he encounters Sui Yi.
"I guess there will be tasks before eating. If you don't complete them, you may not be able to eat." Sui Yi ignored his attitude and analyzed calmly, pretending to be a detective of a certain elementary school student. "Hey, what kind of mission do you think it will be?"
"Ding--"
The elevator door opened, and Su Mi went straight out, completely ignoring Sui Yi's attitude with a sullen face behind her.
The box is called "Luoshen". When you open the door, you will see a table full of delicacies at first glance. It is delicious in color and fragrance.
"You two are finally here."
Su Mi looked over and saw that the person speaking was a gentleman in a suit and collar, wearing a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, gentle and elegant.The name "Manager Gu" is engraved on the badge, and a peony flower is embroidered on it as decoration.
"You two have been running around all morning, are you hungry?"
Su Mi recalled that he had eaten five big buns and a bowl of noodles in the morning, and he hadn't fully digested it yet, but he had a good first impression of Manager Gu, so he smiled politely and cooperated very well: "Yes, may I ask if we still need more noodles?" Are you doing a mission?"
"You're very smart." Manager Gu picked up a delicate glass jar from the table, his slender and slender fingers could not be concealed even though he was wearing white gloves.
"I have twelve crossword puzzles here, corresponding to the twelve dishes on the table, as long as you answer the questions, you can enjoy them."
It's simple, it's just an anagram.
However... "If you can't answer it, you can't eat it?" Sui Yi was stunned. Now he seriously suspects that the program team is bullying the scumbags!Since he was a child, when did he take the second-to-last exam, and when was he not the last-to-last one?why is that?Not because he knows nothing!
Manager Gu's smile was exactly the same as Director Li's, and Sui Yi felt heartbroken when he saw it, but he inadvertently saw Su Mi's smiling face, as if he had a good impression of Manager Gu.
...I suddenly feel more uncomfortable in my heart. Why?
"Yes, those who can't answer are not allowed to enjoy the food here according to the regulations."
"Are you two ready?" He only saw Su Mi nodding, and didn't look at Sui Yi's expression, "The first question is a brain teaser. Question: There is a stag walking, walking more and more Come on, what happened in the end?"
Without thinking, Su Mi said, "Expressway."
Sui Yi:?
"Second question, why does Xiao Ming, who has a normal head, smile at Didi?"
"He has a low smile."
Sui Yi:? ?
"Third question, when will the sun rise in the west?"
"When I swear."
Sui Yi:? ? ?
……
Until the end, Su Mi answered all twelve questions and they were completely correct.
Manager Gu took a few steps back and stood aside, "Congratulations on completing the task, now please start enjoying the delicious food." He pushed down his glasses and smiled slightly, "Because you answered all of them correctly, so all the twelve dishes Belongs to you, don't ask others to help, don't waste it."
Su Mi was struck by lightning, only to hear someone beside him laugh out loud: "Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Twelve dishes, with a complete mix of meat and vegetables, each dish is full of weight, which is twice the size of any hotel dish he has eaten!He clearly saw that there were six chicken wings with rice in one plate!
This is his life, Su Mi doubts whether she can get out of Yushan alive.He wanted to make a phone call to his manager, and he also wanted to make a phone call to Li Shengnan, so that the two of them would step on colorful auspicious clouds to save the weak him from Director Li's clutches.
"Oh, it smells so good, Brother Sui, I want to eat it too~" Sitting next to Su Mi, Sui Yi couldn't help laughing when he saw Su Mi's cold face.
Su Mi sneered, "Didn't you eat enough last night?" His gaze fell on Sui Yi's face, and his mood only slightly improved when he saw his face turn blue.
Looking at the dishes on the table, I experienced a lot of ideological construction in my heart, and decided to roll up my sleeves and work harder. There was almost no change in the dishes.
The program team is not human! ! !
One side complained that he couldn't eat anymore, and the other side was still trying to complete the task, and he didn't even drink a sip of water.Two hours later, when the old student in Tsing Yi was found, the old student had already performed dozens of performances, his face was burnt yellow from exhaustion, and his legs were shaking.
After a tiring day, he was finally able to rest. Su Mi was extremely sleepy, dragged his heavy body, opened the door and threw himself onto the bed, but just as he lay down, he retched, so he jumped up and rushed into the bathroom to vomit.
He really couldn't eat anymore in the hotel just now, the staff stopped him immediately, if the staff didn't stop him, he would have to die on the spot.However, I still ate too much, which caused my stomach to be seriously injured.
Su Mi took out the digestion tablet in her pocket, the medicine was bought by Director Li, so she had a little conscience.Su Mi took advantage of the opportunity and sat on the toilet, and opened the cell phone she had developed.
It was already dark, and there were several rhythmic dog barks in the distance, sometimes mixed with one or two cat meows.
The moment the mobile phone was handed out, he and Sui Yi changed the mobile phone and decided to use their own in the future. After all, everyone will have a secret or two in their mobile phone.
But even if each uses their own, the various social software that is currently logged on is still the other party's. After all, the soul swap is too fantasy. Live performance of a skewered heart.
Li Shengnan sent him a lot of messages, asking him about the shooting situation, Fat and Skinny Fairy was also worried about his condition.In addition, many beautiful men and women that Sui Yi had provoked before sent a lot of messages on WeChat.
Su Mi became restless for a while, and instead of watching the condolences from the beauties, she called Li Shengnan.
"How is it? Are you tired today?" Li Shengnan's voice was not so high-pitched on the phone, and it was still a bit magnetic.Su Mi suddenly felt overwhelmed with security, and wanted to dump her bitterness.
However, he lowered his head and smiled, "It's okay, the guests are all fine."
"What about Su Mi, you two didn't argue, did you?"
"The first episode will be aired on Friday, so you can watch it then."
Li Shengnan became vigilant all of a sudden, "What bad thing have you done again? It's not serious, do you need to prepare a navy for you now?" He was afraid that the navy would not be enough by then, so he prepared more in advance.
Su Mi further understood the reason why Sui Yi's black material was almost invisible on the Internet, and it turned out that it was all due to Sui Yi himself and his team. "It's not serious, don't worry."
The devil is relieved, Li Shengnan curled his lips, and told the fat and thin fairy boy to prepare for the battle, and always stand on the front line of anti-criminal control and criticism!
"Boom—" someone knocked on the door, "Are you ready?"
Su Mi pretended not to hear, to be honest, his favor towards Sui Yi has dropped from -100 to -1000 now, he almost wants to lift the toilet and smash Sui Yi's head.
"I have something to ask you." The voice outside stopped, "Why did that buck become a highway?"
Silent.
"Ask you, what are you doing? Dizzy?"
……
The voice suddenly disappeared for a moment, and hurried footsteps sounded, followed by shouting: "Sui Yi fainted, call an ambulance!"
The staff immediately panicked and rushed to call an ambulance.At this moment, the bathroom door was opened from the inside, Su Mi's hair was slightly disheveled, and he looked at Sui Yi speechlessly. "What are you yelling?"
Sui Yi became upset, and his expression changed, "What's your tone, you've been silent all this time, I thought you were sick and fainted, is that your attitude?"
Su Mi was even more upset. She was angry when she saw Sui Yi, but now because she was not feeling well, her anger surged up, and she didn't care whether the photographer was taking pictures or not, so she became impatient. "What's my attitude? Is my attitude towards you not good enough? Are you worthy of my good attitude?"
The soul asked three times, Sui Yi was stunned for a moment, strode forward, approaching Su Mi, "I am not worthy? I ask you who is worthy? Is it your manager who is worthy or that Manager Gu?"
Su Mi, the manager, can understand it, but he doesn't understand why Sui Yi brought up Manager Gu, "Just say it, what are you doing with irrelevant people?" He took a deep breath, "What are you doing every day? Can’t know anything, don’t understand anything, please, do you still want to be a giant baby when you’re about to run three?”
"Who the hell are you calling a giant baby? Why are you pretending to be arrogant with me? You are amazing, you are smart, and you can do everything! Don't you just think that I am not good enough for you? Tell me sooner, and break up sooner!"
As soon as these words came out, the audience was silent.
The photographers didn't take pictures, and they didn't take pictures. They froze in embarrassment, and the cameras pointed at the two people in all directions.The staff who rushed over did not dare to come forward to persuade them, for fear of making the two of them unhappy.
Su Mi took a deep look at him, lowered his eyes, and after a long time, he raised his eyes to look at Sui Yi again, and said word by word: "Yes, you are not worthy."
Sui Yi was silent for a moment, "Fuck. Damn it!"
This night, Sui Yi never came back, he didn't know where Sui Yi was, and he didn't want to know.
Su Mi and Sui Yi are destined to be enemies, and this is a knot that cannot be eased in a lifetime.
The author has something to say: click the question, click the question, click the question!Praise me! ! !
I want to say that the protagonists are all human beings, and it's normal to have a temper. If Su Mi doesn't have a temper, it would be too fake. There is no one in the world who is completely devoid of emotions.I don't know if there is such a person around you. He has a very good temper and is very gentle. You can joke and make trouble casually, but if one day you touch his bottom line, he will be furious. Su Mi is this kind of person.
In Sui Yi's words, he is the person who brought the seven emotions and six desires to life. He is too real, and he is also very real in the entertainment circle. He never plays tricks on him, and his love, hatred, and hatred are vividly displayed on him.Of course I’m not whitewashing him, now everyone in Suiyi scolds casually hhhhhh to get to the point, because of Suiyi’s truth, Li Shengnan is very tired, and he has never stopped whitewashing, and has worked so hard to create a "dominant president" However, he did not expect that there would be such a supernatural thing as swapping bodies in the world.
There will be quarrels like this in the future. The current state of the two of them is that one hates the other to death, one feels that he is right, and the other feels inexplicable.That's why there will be a wife chasing crematorium in the future hahahahahaha
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Program Team: Great!In this way, we don't need to intentionally create conflicts, and these two will contract on their own!I love them and keep inviting next time!
Other variety shows saw this episode: Damn!Hurry up and invite Sui Yi and Su Mi!
Su Mi: ...you don't have to.
Sui Yi: Climb all for me!
☆, cat and mouse
"Today's mission site is Luoshen Park, and the six need to play hide-and-seek here." Director Li was still smiling, and his voice was full of enthusiasm, "The mission requirement is that everyone's mobile phone must be turned on for navigation. It must not be damaged or turned off. , Do not leave the park."
"Isn't it easy to find it?" Lin Muyu raised his hand and asked.
The others echoed, that's right, they thought it was unbelievable when Director Li said the first sentence. After all, how to play hide-and-seek in such a big park, I'm afraid you can't find it in the daytime, but now Director Li said The navigation must be turned on, so isn't it just a matter of finding one?
Director Li didn't say clearly: "It's about giving full play to everyone's ingenuity."
Although he didn't say it clearly, the guests could guess it.Since the above three points cannot be met, shouldn't it be enough for them to hand over their mobile phones to other people?However, doing so will make the task more difficult.Several people fell into deep thought.
"Okay, please look over there." Director Li pointed not far away, and everyone followed. "Let's start with a small warm-up activity, start from the red line at the starting point, run around the park and return to the original point..."
Everyone's expressions were a little hard to describe at this moment: Is this a small warm-up? ? ?
However, Director Li continued to talk, and he seemed a little guilty, and touched his nose: "Finally, the person who goes to the lake and drives a wooden boat to the center of the lake to get the sachet hanging on it will be qualified as a seeker. The reader can get corresponding prompts.”
... This is not a small warm-up, this is the beginning of the four-year sports meeting.
The female guests complained, and Wang Linyu's expression was not right, "Can I give up?" He complained to the camera: "Dear fans, you also know that I have been suffering from kidney deficiency, please forgive my cowardly behavior, don't Learn from me."
Su Mi opened her eyes slightly, scanning Wang Linyu's rather robust figure up and down.
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