Hong Kong black cadres hate mackerel

Zhongyuan Zhong also didn't feel that there was anything wrong with what he said. He was purely discussing the matter. The soft-looking and innocent mackerel exploded for some reason.

Osamu Dazai raised his throat and said: "What is not small, I am not small. My size can reach your throat!!"

"?????"

Although I don't know what this bastard is talking about, but I really deserve a beating! !Isn't the sparrow in your hand not small! !Where did he say something wrong! !

"Dazai Osamu, are you trying to find fault... ah!" Nakahara Nakaya pointed at his bastard partner and burst into rage, and before he got up to take a physical attack, he heard a "plop" from the top of his head.In the middle of speaking, he raised his head vigilantly and saw the golden egg dumped on the counter. The powder of unknown structure in the golden egg was scattered out with the tilt of the golden egg.

At first glance, there is still a feeling of fine snow flying in the sky.

Zhongyuan Zhong also watched the "fine snow" fall from the sky, before the fine snow fell on him, a dark red light appeared on his body to block the baptism of the fine snow.By the way, he protected Zhou Fangzun who was standing beside him.

"Respect—"

Nakahara Nakaya just wanted to be complacent about Zhou Fangzun who pulled the rope but nothing happened, when he was patted on the right shoulder, and the bastard Dazai Osamu sounded like a beating.

"At this time, you should accept the punishment of the game. Unauthorized use of abilities is prohibited."

asshole--

Before Zhongya Chuya could say anything, the dark red light on his body was covered by light blue light, and the ability was successfully nullified by the troublemaker.

"Bastard Dazai Osamu, what are you doing extraneously!"

Zhongyuan Zhongye's heart clicked, and his face was powdered by the tilted eggshell. Because he opened his mouth to curse, he sucked a lot in his mouth, and the salty and bitter taste stimulated Zhongyuan Zhongye's face. dishes.

"........."

"........."

The crowd was silent for a while, and the silence was broken with the sound of the golden egg rolling to the ground, and Osamu Dazai's barbell-like laughter was not surprising at all.

"Shut up, bastard mackerel, what a joke!" Nakahara Nakaya wiped off the powder on his face angrily, and lifted the bastard Dazai's collar. "Laugh again and I'll push your head into the golden egg!"

Osamu Dazai slightly raised the corners of his lips, and let Nakahara Chuya roughly tug at his neckline.The tone is soft. "It's so fierce, it will scare the suitors and date~"

Fuck your suitor, damn date, the guy who puts trackers and monitors on him every day doesn't know what relationship he has with Zhou Fangzun and Dongri?

"Asshole." Chuya Nakahara gritted his teeth, believing that Osamu Dazai had deliberately clenched the hand that held Dazai's collar after making trouble. "You guys have been messing with me on purpose since the beginning!"

Ah, it was discovered.

Apart from being insensitive to emotions, the little slug is quite sensitive in other aspects.But so what if you deliberately make you angry~ Who made the little slug always focus on others.A puppy should only look at its owner, right?

"Chuya can't think so." The corners of Dazai Osamu's lips rose slightly, and his slender and curly eyelashes lifted.The tone is teasing. "Because——I did it on purpose."

"asshole--"

Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that his patience had reached its limit, he squeezed his fist and punched him hard, but before he succeeded, Zhong Yuanzhong also found that his hands had shrunk and his clothes had become bigger.

Not only that, Osamu Dazai seems to be even taller than before.

Nakahara also looked at his long, drooping sleeves that could hang down to the ground, and looked up at Dazai Osamu's big face and his suddenly giant-like height.Think calmly: No, it should be that he has become shorter?

what happened?

Zhongyuan Zhong also calmed down more when he was in a state of turmoil, and quickly found the reason: it should be the result of the powder.If this is the problem, then wouldn't Zhou Fangzun, Dazai Osamu, Dongri, and Sanhuazhu standing next to him also—

"you……"

A tough guy in Zhongyuan Chuya turned his head and found that Osamu Dazai, Dongri, and Sanhuazhu were already five meters away from him.The only one standing beside him, Zhou Fangzun, burned himself completely with fire when the powder fell.It was not affected at all.

At this moment, Zhou Fangzun still showed astonishment when he saw Zhong who was covered in powder, deeply expressing his surprise: All in all, he was the only one who suffered.

Damn it, Osamu Dazai! !

"Why are you standing there?" Zhong Yuanzhong almost gritted his teeth.Staring at a pair of watery cat pupils, he growled impatiently at Osamu Dazai who was watching the fun. "Why don't you come over and undo the ability for me?"

Nakahara Zhong also waited for a long time without getting a response. He raised his eyes ferociously, and found that those Sanhuazhu, Dongri, and Osamu Dazai who had slipped away when he was in trouble all covered their lips in surprise, with "not working, not working" in their eyes. "Spirit" is shining brightly.

"...What kind of eyes do you have?" Zhongyuan Zhong also frowned, his wet cat pupils stared warily at the guys who had magnified several times.I didn't even notice how cute it was when I shrunk down into a 1-year-old little Douding and gave orders in an adult's tone. "Don't look at me with such strange eyes!!"

Zhou Fangzun, Dazai Osamu, Dongri, Sanhuazhu: I'm afraid it will be difficult.

As we all know, Chuya Nakahara's appearance is one of the best in Hong Kong and black. It can be compared with Dazai Osamu's soft beauty that covers half of his face. It is completely beautiful in two styles.

But now Zhongyuanzhong is only one year old, small, with a chubby little face and big ice blue cat pupils, staring at people fiercely, giving the impression of fierce milk, and his voice is still small The child's milk sounds milky, and it looks milky and soft.

It makes people want to hug him for a while rua~

"It's so cute! It's foul."

"Chung Ye is so small and cute."

"...You guys are getting too close!" Zhongyuan Zhong also pushed away the big face that was coming closer with his hands, and put his hands on his hips angrily. "What cuteness is not cute, go away!! Dazai, you bastard, hurry up and release the ability in me, bastard!!"

"The middle is so soft, it doesn't look fierce at all. I really want to hug it."

"I didn't expect the candidate cadres of Hong Kong and black to be so sweet and cute."

"Hey, you guys..." Zhongyuan finally realized that something was wrong, took a step back, and was hugged by a strong hand, Zhongyuan also felt himself falling into a warm embrace.Looking up, he met a pair of dark golden pupils.

My heart calmed down for a moment.

"Respect." Zhongyuan Zhongye put his small hand on Zhou Fangzun's chest. He is a majestic Hong Kong gangster cadre, and now he has become a little milk baby and is watched by others. The gap between the front and the back is really aggrieved.

The pure blue eyes, which were always sharp and sharp, were watery, soft and moist, beating the conscience of the big red-haired brother, and finally couldn't lift the hand that tried to filth the rua little milk baby's soft face.

"En." Zhou Fangzun hugged the limp little Douding a little tighter, and there was an inexplicable emotion in his chest that he didn't know whether it was the father's love like a mountain or the five-year prison that he could still afford. "never mind."

Zhou Fangzun spoke softly to the milk, as if he felt the dissatisfaction of the people and beasts around him, his dark golden pupils glanced at it lightly.

"I'm here, no one can get your idea."

*****

What Zhou Fangzun said made Dongri and the others quiet for a while.

"Why is this..." Dongri hugged the Sanhuazhu in his arms unjustly and whispered. With a timid and cowardly personality, he only dared to hold the cat and hide by the side, and he dared not speak out when he was angry. "Obviously I also want to compete."

"..." Sanhuamao moved its pointed ears: No, you can't compete.So for the sake of your life, you should take it easy.

In winter, there is evil heart but no courage, Sanhuazhu chooses to be wise and protect himself from the muddy water.But that doesn't mean everyone will pay attention.

"You're wrong, you're obviously trying to hit the mark. It makes me want to laugh when you say it so grandly." Osamu Dazai's unruffled voice was dull, and the silhouette of his side face covered by eyelashes seemed It was full of evil smell, outlining his white and almost transparent neck as delicate as snow. "Compared to you who suddenly appeared, I should be more suitable to take over Xiao Zhongya, isn't it?"

Listening carefully, Osamu Dazai's voice seemed to be mixed with a vague smile, faint and lazy, as if he was just saying that.But the one-sided iris-colored eye that was revealed was nothing like that.

Gloomy, cold, with a hint of murderous intent hidden.

Protecting the winter, the three-flowered cat retreated to the side, and his eyes darkened: This 16-year-old kid doesn't look like a fuel-efficient lamp. He looks weak and weak, and unexpectedly becomes stronger when he smiles. And... dark.

It has the same dark atmosphere as in the Central Plains.

"so what."

Zhou Fangzun's eyes are thin and long, and when he looks sideways at people without saying a word, it unexpectedly gives people a sharp feeling. "What do you want? Play a game with me."

The tension between the two made Zhong Yuanzhong in Zhou Fangzun's arms frowned: "When did the two of you become grudges? Why don't I know."

The several meetings between Zhou Fangzun and Osamu Dazai, he was obviously present, right?Why does it feel like the two have had a grudge for a long time.

"You don't have to know."

"You don't have to know."

"........."

It seems that the relationship seems to be pretty good, isn't this quite a tacit understanding.

Osamu Dazai glanced at Xiaodouding who was shrunk in Zhou Fangzun's arms, and put his soft and small hands on Zhou Fangzun's chest. The 1-year-old Xiaodouding has no joints yet, and the little chubby hands are so cute .It's just that the object of the touch is wrong.

"I'm not good at fighting or anything." Osamu Dazai went out in a hurry today, he didn't put on a black suit jacket and only wore a thin shirt. The cuffs of the shirt were rolled up a few times casually, revealing that he was wrapped in bandages. The arm, the whole person looks very weak. "Why don't we let Chuya choose~"

Also select?

Zhou Fangzun was startled, his dark golden eyes shifted to Zhongye who was dragging his long sleeves softly in his arms.It sounds like a reasonable suggestion, but Zhou Fangzun thinks it is not that simple.

"What do you want to do again?" Zhong Yuanzhong also opened his cat's eyes and spoke in a childish voice, frowned when he heard his own voice, and continued to speak with unhappiness. "I want to know what my decision is, right? You are simply not comparable."

"Tsk, little dwarf, you really dare to say it." Osamu Dazai pursed his lips, his round eyeballs rolled around, revealing a bit of cunning and cleverness. "Zhong also wants to go to work wearing the appearance of Xiaodouding? Is it okay for Mr. Mori, who is being controlled by a young girl, to see it?"

...Mr. Mori.I actually forgot about this.

Zhong Yuanzhong doesn't need to be too imaginative, he can already imagine Mr. Mori's appearance when he sees himself, and he is slightly shaken. "You also said that Mr. Mori is a young girl, and I am at best..."

"No, no, no." Osamu Dazai shook his index finger at Nakahara Nakaya, and commented objectively. "Chuya is younger than Alice now, and the milky tits in the milk must be able to poke Mr. Nakamori's cuteness. Maybe that pervert can do anything."

Indeed, this possibility is very high.

Nakahara also looked at Osamu Dazai hesitantly, "But I don't believe you are so kind."

"Eh?? How can you say that about your partner~" Osamu Dazai flattened his tender lips aggrievedly, and smiled treacherously, "Chu also made a mistake, I didn't give Chuya the choice to believe me. No matter what, you can only choose me."

Again.

Osamu Dazai suddenly became very strong again.Even the smile that often hangs on the corners of the lips is slightly cold, and the color of the kite is gradually dyed into black.

"Whether you want to remove the supernatural powers on your body or face work. Isn't it?" Dazai Osamu noticed Chuya's gaze, put a smile on the corner of his lips again, and stretched out his hand to Zhongya after restoring the innocent and well-behaved illusion before.

"Come here, Chuya."

Bastard, this is calling a dog!Zhong Yuanzhong also frowned in disgust, and his small mouth was tightly pursed to show his intransigence. "You bastard mackerel!"

Osamu Dazai smiled, and let Nakahara Nakahara curse angrily—well, the soft little milk voice does not have the slightest deterrent effect when cursing.Although the momentum is still full, it is still far behind the original version.

- "Beep beep."

Zhong Yuanzhong also saw Wen Wenrou spread his hands with a smile, and was furious when he wanted to hug him, but when he was about to get angry, his phone suddenly rang.

"..." Zhou Fangzun held the fleshy little butt with one hand, touched the mobile phone in his pocket with the other hand, and handed it to Zhongyuan Zhongye. "Give."

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at the words "Leader is calling" on the screen of the mobile phone, and his face immediately collapsed. Isn't Mr. Mori calling at this time just to let him reveal his characteristics!

Mr. Mori, you really are Osamu Dazai's god assist! ! !Do you dare to be more eccentric! ! !

*****

"Oh, what a coincidence that Mr. Mori made a phone call." Osamu Dazai raised his hand with a smile. "The most loyal to the boss, Nakahara Chuya, why did Mr. Mori wait for so long without answering the phone? This is not good."

You bastard did it on purpose!

Chuya Nakahara was so angry that he wanted to beat someone up, but now that Mr. Mori was on the phone and needed the help of the bastard Osamu Dazai, the boss Chuya reluctantly stretched out his short hand. "hurry up."

"Oh, I can't wait so much. Thank you Brother Hong Maozun for offering Zhongya with both hands."

The blue veins on Zhou Fangzun's forehead jumped up in vain, and his dark golden eyes stared at the extremely arrogant black-haired bastard who smiled arrogantly.

"........."

"........."

This guy is really provocative.Zhou Fangzun blinked his dark golden pupils.

To tell you the truth, Osamu Dazai looks soft and pure, with a chubby little face that is a bit baby fat, but with a sharp jaw, paired with round eyes and slightly curly fluffy black hair, he looks like a doll carved from jade.

Usually he smiles softly and softly, but when he is provocative, he still looks soft and weak, which makes Zhou Fangzun feel the real provocation but hesitates at the frailty that belongs to the weak, and beats the weak...

Zhou Fangzun frowned.

Nakahara Chuya leaned over and was hugged by Osamu Dazai.The person in his arms is soft and small, I don't know if it's an illusion, but there is a faint milk fragrance on his body.No matter how bad Osamu Dazai was, he wouldn't be able to drop Chuya to the ground.

The fleshy diced beans touched Osamu Dazai for a second.

two seconds.

three seconds.

Four seconds.

The familiar light blue light did not appear, and Zhongyuanzhong still maintained Xiaodouding's appearance. After a while, the two of them stared wide-eyed and said in unison:

"Why didn't you remove it?"

As soon as he said it in unison, Nakahara directly stretched out his two fleshy little hands to pinch the bastard Dazai's face. "You bastard ask me who I ask? Didn't you say you can solve it! Can't this ability be lifted?"

"It hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts." Osamu Dazai grinned for a while after being twisted, and lifted the evil Douding up with both hands, keeping him away from his face, and raised his head to meet the bright blue eyes. "There is no exception to my nullification. Maybe the way to cancel it is not only to contact Chuya."

Zhong Yuanzhong also wrinkled his face thoughtfully: "If it's not just touching, is there another way? Maybe this is a time-sensitive ability, and it can only be done after time passes."

"Well, it's also possible." The Sanhuamao lay in Dongri's arms, yawning lazily. "The world of your abilities is really too complicated."

Osamu Dazai raised his eyes slightly to see the world of your supernatural powers.

"But the little Zhong is so cute." Dong Ri bit his finger and looked at Niu Zhong eagerly. "I really want to take care of Zhongye."

Zhou Fangzun cast a kind glance at Dongri who said these words, and successfully made Dongri, who was thinking too much, lift the Sanhua pig to cover his face, pretending that he was not there.

Zhong Yuanzhong also sighed: "If you come to answer the phone for me, just say I'm not here."

Osamu Dazai raised his eyelids to glance at the sighing Naizhong, put him down to answer the phone, and confuse the matter with a few words.

*****

No matter whether Nakahara was willing or not, in the end, Osamu Dazai, whom he hated the most, took him back to the dormitory.After returning to the dormitory, he also fell asleep on the sofa in a daze.

- "Crack."

The door of the bathroom was opened, and Dazai Osamu came out after taking a bath, wearing a bath towel, with one hand still wiping the water droplets on his body, seeing Chuya who was sleeping soundly with his little butt up, walked over and People hold up. "If you fall asleep on the sofa, you'll catch a cold. By then, Zhong will definitely blame me again, right?"

The voice of Dazai Osamu woke up the milk, and when the bright blue opened it, it was still a little confused, and the fleshy little hands were groping on Dazai Osamu's chest after taking a bath, and the small mouth was moaning and chirping at him. The dry chest rubs and rubs.

"…………"

Osamu Dazai held up Xiaodouding with a strange expression: Are you looking for milk?