Hong Kong black cadres hate mackerel

"No, no thanks, I should thank Zhongya."

"You're welcome. This is my duty to play the role today." Zhongyuan Zhong also took a sip of the milk tea that Dongri handed him. The mellow and smooth milk tea tastes very silky, but for him who doesn't like sweets Still a little too sweet.But it's not something that can't be tolerated.

"........."

Nakahara Nakaya took a second sip as if nothing had happened, aware of the unpleasant gaze on him, and Nakahara slightly raised his brows to meet the light-colored pupil exposed by Osamu Dazai. "What kind of eyes are you bastard? Do you want to find fault."

Zhongyuan Zhongye, who had just drank milk, had a little bit of milky white liquid left on his red lips. The bright red color was in stark contrast to the white, and Zhong Ye, who had no awareness of this, even stretched out his light pink tongue to lick the remaining liquid .

For some reason, the provocation in those shining cat eyes changed from "You mackerel, why are you so mad?" Dazai's [-]x filter turned into "You useless mackerel!" Will you be foolish enough to see that you won't come over and take the initiative to fuck?"

"........."

Osamu Dazai trembled all over, shaking his head like crazy: What is he thinking about you! !How could he fuck a dog with a bad temper and a hard temper! ! !

Absolutely not.

No matter how good-looking the other party is, no matter how thin the waist is, no matter how sexy she is!He is very principled! !

"...What are you going crazy about?" Nakahara Nakaya's eyes seemed to be looking at the mentally handicapped. "Are you really here to find fault today?"

"Who would come to the amusement park just for a mere little slug?" Osamu Dazai folded his arms across his chest with great disdain, raised his jaw slightly, and put on a proud look. "I... just came here to see if there is any cute lady who can die in love. The little slug knows it. If I want to, I can find a cute lady to date anytime."

What a cute girl date, it is absolutely impossible for him to tell Chuya that he located the tracker on Chuya and followed him!And Chuuya's happy appearance is really annoying...

To others is a tolerant look, to him is so bad, I want to say that your true side is exposed in front of them!Osamu Dazai waited for the little dwarf to be provoked into a rage by him to carry out domestic violence, but he never expected——

"Well, you're right." Nakahara Zhong also took three sips of milk tea and put it on the counter, "But you date a cute girl, we have to go first, I'm too lazy to talk to the police deal with."

"??????"

Nakahara Chuya, what's the matter with you!Your frankness is completely used where it shouldn't be used!

Osamu Dazai was in a hurry: "Why are you leaving? Why are you leaving? Did you slip away because you knew my girlfriend was coming and were envious and jealous?"

Zhou Fangzun/Winter/Natsume/Sanhuazhu: Is this guy a child?The attitude towards Chuya is completely different from the person with cold eyes.

The two quarreling little guys didn't realize that they were being complained about, and both faces were disgusted:

"Envy, envy, hate? To whom? Just because of you mackerel?"

"You little slug should stop duplicity!" Osamu Dazai snorted, "I'll always be taller than you and smarter than you!"

"........."

中原中也瞪着某个人比他高出10公分的身高，非常不愉快的想到他一直在尽情忽略的问题：15岁见面的时候他们一个人是1米55，他是1米5.

16岁的时候，太宰治是1米6，他是1米55.

17岁的时候，太宰治是1米7几，他还是1米55。

It's okay to be taller than him all the time, why Dazai Osamu is 18 meters tall at the age of 1.8! !Have you taken growth hormone? !

"Get out!!" Zhongyuan Zhong also refused to discuss the issue of height, and picked up the milk tea placed on the counter and took another sip. The cold liquid successfully dissipated a lot of anger.

- "Dididi."

Just as Zhongyuan Zhongye forcibly suppressed his anger, several police car whistles sounded, and Zhongyuan Zhongye's furious blue eyes looked at the huge pendulum: the time was exactly within 10 minutes.

"The police are really here." Dongri opened her eyes incredulously, and turned her head to look at the equipment in the amusement park with some reluctance. "Are we leaving? But on a date..."

It's not a good experience for the mafia to enter the police station for investigation because of their bravery.Zhong Yuanzhong thought the same way, but the day of the date only started for two hours, and it didn't seem to make sense for the police to leave halfway.

At least not a satisfactory completion of the task.

"It's not impossible. If the police search outside, the haunted house is relatively safe."

Unexpectedly, it was Dazai Osamu, who had been showing displeasure from the very beginning, who made this proposal. The corners of the lips of the young man with jet-black slightly curly black hair were slightly raised, and his big grape-like eyes were curved, as if he was innocent. Innocent boy.

Others don't know Dazai Osamu's bad nature, but Nakahara Nakahara also knows that there is a mackerel who is playing wrong ideas again when he sees his smile so innocent and harmless.

"What do you want to do?" Zhongyuan Zhong also raised his cat pupils. "Don't come up with bad ideas."

"How can it be said to be a bad idea? Chuya's words really made me sad~" Osamu Dazai flattened his mouth aggrievedly, and his dull iris pupils were filled with a faint smile. "I made this suggestion in all sincerity."

Who doesn't know that the more innocent and harmless you smile, the more problematic you are.

Nakahara Chuya's brows were tightly frowned, and his sharp facial features became more and more intimidating after they became serious. "I said don't make bad ideas."

"I said no."

Osamu Dazai prolonged the syllable aggrievedly, and his soft tone was rather coquettish, but it only made people who knew him feel more problematic. Dazai knew him well, just like he knew him. Zhongye's breathing rhythm and attacking style were similar.Zhong also understands the viciousness and viciousness that he hides under the well-behaved and harmless.

This should be regarded as a tacit understanding between them.

Osamu Dazai felt that he was in a better mood, his iris-colored pupils shone with a faint light, and the watery light shone softly, obediently and softly, looking at his little partner who had endured his anger to the limit——as expected, then Come down, my dear Zhong will angrily twist his tie and scold him~

He was thinking in a good mood, when Zhong Yuanzhong didn't intend to hold back any more, Zhou Fangzun who had been silent all this time actually spoke up.

"I think his suggestion is fine."

Zhongyuan Zhongye's raised hand froze in the air, and turned his head to look at Zhou Fangzun with an indifferent expression, "Zun?"

"Yeah." Zhou Fangzun looked down at the delicate boy, pretending not to catch a glimpse of the black-haired gloomy boy's cold gaze. "Zhongye."

Chuya Zhongya's line of sight was completely occupied by Zhou Fangzun, and he didn't have the heart to look at his little partner next to him who was looking cold. His thoughts were brought up by Zhou Fangzun's words, and his eyes were condensed.

Of course he knew that Zhou Fangzun would not be the one to make suggestions casually, just as it was impossible for Zhou Fangzun to appear in the amusement park inexplicably, and somehow fit Dazai Osamu's suggestion to go to the haunted house. He could only say that there was something wrong with the haunted house.

Zhongyuan Zhong also thought about whether to go or not for only a second, and then made a decision: "Okay, then go to the haunted house. Winter, is it okay?"

"Yes, yes!" Of course it would be great to continue the date, and Dongri immediately jumped up happily, grabbing Chuya's sleeve. "Then can I tighten Chuya?"

Since you are afraid, what are you going to do?Zhong Yuanzhong also swallowed this sentence back.

"Okay." Zhong Yuan Zhongya: "Niangkou Sansan, are you going?"

"Meow ~" Sanhuamao flicked its short tail, raised its big round face and swept across several faces, its wretched expression deepened a lot. "I am coming too."

Zhou Fangzun/Nakahara Chuya/Winter/Dazai Osamu: I don't know if it's an illusion, but I always feel that the expression of watching a movie flashed across the face of this three-flowered pig.

A three-flowered pig, the three of them were going to explore the haunted house before stepping on the police to enter the amusement park, and they were so free and easy that the black-haired kid who proposed first was left behind.

Osamu Dazai didn't know whether he should be happy that he ruined the date anyway, or complain that these guys have nothing to do with foursome.

"Hey, Chuya! You actually left me aside?" Osamu Dazai raised the volume in disbelief. "Obviously I brought it up first, why do you think I'm doing sabotage when I say go to a haunted house to explore, and you agree with others!"

Is not it?That look on your face almost says "I'm going to mess up" on your face, okay?

Zhongyuan Zhong also turned his head and glanced at the young man standing in the early morning sun puffing up. His black curly hair was dyed golden by the early morning sun. It was fluffy, fluffy and soft, and matched with that aggrieved little face. delicate and charming.

...It's really enough, in front of so many people showing aggrieved expressions, won't I vomit in disgust?

"Oh." Zhong Yuanzhong also hooked the corner of his mouth mercilessly. "Because Zhou Fangzun is more reliable than you, unlike you who is full of bad things, I feel disgusted when I see you!"

"??????"

Chuya, give me a little partiality! !The owner came all the way to look for the dog, to see the dog, how could he treat me like this! !

"Hmph." Osamu Dazai strode over angrily, "Little slug, you disgust me, so I want you to see it!"

Osamu Dazai, are you sick? !

The blue veins on Chuya Nakahara's forehead twitched. He was chasing each other like a rivalry with Osamu Dazai, leaving a group of expressionless children watching two children whose IQ was definitely not more than 3 years old compete for who would reach the haunted house ticket office first. .

"Bastard, get out of the way!"

"Obviously I came first!"

"No, you are a slow slug, how could you surpass me!"

"Can you, an aquatic creature, walk on land??"

"…………………"

The people in the back row kept watching the development of the situation with a blank expression, and suddenly heard a surprised "ah", and the two young friends who were struggling raised their heads, as if they saw something incredible.

So what happened again?

Zhou Fangzun and others walked over and found that there was a banner above the haunted house with a "Limited Today" lucky draw hanging on it.Even the ticket office at the entrance has set up a tall counter with a golden giant egg on it, and a thin white rope is pulled under the giant egg.

Rules of the game: Today's opening is a big bargain, but all ticket buyers can choose a golden egg to open and win a prize at random.

... Could it be that he will go to hell immediately?

Nakahara Chuya and others looked at the big reward event written, and the eerie haunted house behind it, and thought of it at the same time.But everyone put the ticket money on the counter in unison, and one of them found a white line.

"..." Zhou Fangzun, who was forced to do business, stared at the thread in his hand. "Why should I participate?"

"It's just a game." Sanhuamao's fat but flexible body leaped onto the counter, "I'll be the referee, and we'll count to one, two, and three together."

"one."

Sanhuazhu began to read, and Zhong Yuanzhong, who was pulling the rope, also jumped inexplicably, with a bad intuition.

"three."

"??????"

No one had time to complain about the bouncing nature of Sanhuazhu's counting. Everyone pulled their hands reflexively when they heard one. With a "bang dong", the golden egg was pulled away.The first thing that fell was a sparrow waving its wings, which ran out of the golden egg, and landed danglingly in his open palm.

Zhongyuan Zhong also let out an "ah", and said to Dazai who looked confused, "Your bird is so small."

"???????"

what a small!I am not young!