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Naizhong fumbled with her hands for a long while, and was lifted by the collar of Dazai Zhizhi, who stared at him strangely.The dazed little head in the milk was blank for a while, the hunger and thirst invaded all the senses, and the little mouth was flattened.

"...Hey, hey." Dazai Osamu's expression could be said to be frightened, and the corners of his mouth worked hard to maintain the upward hook. "Don't tell me you just cried like that? Chuya!"

In the memory of Osamu Dazai, I have never seen him cry before. He is always dazzling and fanatical like a little sun, beating the enemy (dui) people (you) with the most arrogant and arrogant smile.Grumpy to grumpy, but never shed a tear.

At the age of 15, he was betrayed and stabbed by his trusted companion and never cried. He never cried when he was trained by the devil under Hongye Dajie. He almost died in the mission when he was tricked by his worst methods... Even if it was only once, Nakahara would also Never give up.

Osamu Dazai has never included in his cognition that "Nakahara Chuya" can cry, so he panicked when he saw such signs in Chuya, and watched the fog condense in those beautiful ice blue pairs. , and then turned from mist into a wet liquid, filling the big cat pupils, looking at him with tears in his eyes.

"........."

Osamu Dazai felt that his line called rationality was broken, and the cute and soft Xiaozhong also flattened his small red lips and was about to cry, his big eyes were watery, soft and moist, and even the black eyelashes were dark. Getting wet... It hit his heart straight.

Foul.

Chuya, you made a foul!How can you be cute to me! !This is obviously my patent! ! !

"Ah, it's so cute." Osamu Dazai held the little Douding tightly in his arms, sucking and rubbing his little furry head. "How can Chuya be so cute!!!"

"????" There was a little confusion in the big cat eyes in the milk, the soft face was rubbed red, the small mouth was flattened, and the small hands were pushing Dazai Osamu's big face with a milky voice He said, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom

"........."

-Chuya is really annoying, let my milk squirt all over the place.

The news sent in the morning made Osamu Dazai pause in his breath, thinking of many inappropriate things in his head... Wait, although he has been molesting Zhongye all the time, it is purely for disgusting Zhongye!

He doesn't want to be like Mr. Pervert Sen!

"Grandma, drink grandma."

The call of the baby's voice made Osamu Dazai return to his sanity. After he calmed down, he remembered Nakahara Nakaya's usual dismissive expression towards him. Suddenly, all the cute and cute filters in his milk were broken at the same time.

"I don't have this stuff. Xiaozhongya," Osamu Dazai pinched the face of Naizhong, it was unexpectedly smooth and soft, so Dazai subconsciously relaxed his strength, but even so, there was still a bruise on his face. A faint red mark, "Tsk, this skin is too tender."

If Big Sister Hongye found out that he abused Chuya...

Osamu Dazai was able to imagine the scene where Big Sister Hongye was chasing and killing him.

"Sure enough, I still can't let Miss Hongye know." Dazai Osamu nodded while talking to himself.Then she hugged the tearful Zhongya and patted his back, trying to comfort him. "What should I do next? I have absolutely no experience in raising children."

"Grandma, grandma." Naizhong spoke softly, her ice blue eyes were big, with a little bit of water in them, and she looked directly at Dazai Zhi pitifully.

... Osamu Dazai felt an arrow in his heart again in an instant.

"Calm down, calm down, it's absolutely impossible for Chuuya to be so cute! It's all an illusion!!" Osamu Dazai took a deep breath and pressed Chuuya's face against his chest, and he simply made a blind eye After the soft and cute appearance in the milk, Osamu Dazai glanced at the mobile phone he had placed on the sofa, and his eyes flashed slyly.

If Chuya's current image is recorded, he should be ashamed to death when he wakes up!Just thinking about it makes me happy with the look of indignation on my face! !

Osamu Dazai's happy kite-colored pupils glowed brightly, and he walked over to pick up his cell phone while hugging the soft little Douding in his arms, when suddenly there was a pain in his chest.Osamu Dazai lowered his head——

Seeing that Zhong Yuanzhong, who was transformed into a child, was so hungry that he couldn't choose to eat, he took a bite on his chest.

Really let Osamu Dazai realize what is the unbearable pain of life.By the way, let Osamu Dazai get rid of the idea of ​​committing suicide in this way in the future, you bite it if you say it, but the instigator looked at him with wet blue eyes with an innocent face, and Osamu Dazai yelled, but he couldn't hide it Conscience thugs Xiao Zhongye's meaty ass.

What's more, if you really do it, sister Hongye can kill him, right?

"…………"

Osamu Dazai stared at Nainaka's softly looking eyes at him, and suddenly understood how sad Chuya was when he wanted to beat him up and let him go.

Is this called tit for tat—?

No, no, I, Osamu Dazai, will never admit defeat! !

Osamu Dazai squeezed Zhong's soft little face with his hands wrapped in plain white bandages viciously, using just enough force to make his pink and tender cheeks loosen in the milk.Osamu Dazai smiled viciously: "Chuya, I have nothing to drink for you, if not here."

The round, chubby face in the milk was in the hands of Osamu Dazai, he tilted his head and looked at the pretty little brother talking to himself, his eyes were moistened by hunger, he lowered his head, hugged the little brother and pinched him Jaw finger sucking.The hot and greasy feeling in his mouth made Osamu Dazai feel as if he had been scalded. The two small incisor teeth scratched his sensitive fingers, causing him to pull them out suddenly.

"...Chuya, you really surprised me with your enthusiasm." Osamu Dazai stared at his extremely wet fingers with unclear meaning, seeing his small mouth flattened in the milk and ready to cry, he hugged it helplessly He clapped. "Okay, okay, now that you're made of water, I'll call right away, okay?"

Really, she was fine before leaving the amusement park.How could it be like this after only an hour of coming back? ?

Osamu Dazai sat down on the sofa, put the milk on his lap and dialed the phone number of his best friend. After a few rings, the other party successfully connected the phone. "Moshi moshi?"

- "Dazai?"

"Yes." Dazai Osamu casually stroked the fluffy orange hair in his milk, and twirled it around his fingers. "I'm in a little trouble here, so I called you specifically to ask you—what should I do if the child is hungry?"

-"……Cook?"

Well, of course he also knows that he should cook.But Naiwa's mellowed Chuya has two teeth.

"Hmm~ Can a one-year-old kid eat?"

Osamu Dazai looked at Nakaya, who was grabbing his bandage and started eating, in distress, and pulled his bandage back with a pull of his hand. The "delicious food" in the little guy's mouth was taken away. To cry, Osamu Dazai could only hang the bandage he took away in the air, teasing it up and down, attracting the little guy to stretch out his little hands to grab it, his ice blue eyes were wide open, and his concentration was amazing.

- "Probably...milk?"

milk?There seems to be milk in the fridge.Because I also like to drink milk in normal times, there are quite a few survivors in the family.Osamu Dazai glanced in the direction of the refrigerator, and Chuya grabbed the bandage in his hand to tease Chuya when he accidentally grabbed it, and happily put it in his mouth.

... I don't know what kind of wonderful expression I will have when I see myself so fond of his bandages after Chuya's ability disappears.

Osamu Dazai nastyly took a picture of Nakaya grabbing his bandage and daily necessities with his mobile phone, and a second person's voice came from the phone at this moment.

- "Oda, at this time you should complain about Osamu Dazai, when did he have a 1-year-old child in his family?...Could it be an illegitimate child? When did you kill Dazai!"

Woohoo, how come Ango also happens to be next to him?

Osamu Dazai fell lightly on the sofa: "No, I'm just taking care of an annoying idiot who is going to die, hang up first."

After finishing the call in a few words, Osamu Dazai casually threw the phone on the sofa and got up, stretched out his hand to the little guy who was biting his bandage, looked at the orange-haired and blue-eyed little guy with a crooked smile, looked at him in surprise, slowly Slowly stretched out his hand for Osamu Dazai to hug.

It's not an illegitimate child...it's just a very annoying guy.

*****

Osamu Dazai has never brought a child, but he still has some common sense. He didn't give the cold milk just taken out of the refrigerator to the 1-year-old Chuya.

"Really, Chuya, it's really troublesome for you to become smaller. Sure enough, you should call Miss Hongye, or let your subordinates come over to take care of you, and let everyone know that Master Zhongyuan, who is arrogant and domineering every day, has become a little fart It looks like a child."

Osamu Dazai pouted and complained, put the milk bottle aside after drinking the milk in the milk, decided to wait for Zhongya to reply and wash it up by himself, and then he would laugh at him with the photo of Nakaya shrinking! !

It's all because Zhong Ye made him work so hard~!

"belch."

Osamu Dazai was planning his own revenge plan, his brows and eyes were full of excitement, he suddenly heard the voice of Chuya who was full after drinking and eating, turned his head to look at the innocent blue eyes, and was stunned, inexplicable in his head Thinking of a word.

-Small, what a small, I am not small!I can go up to your throat!

What is this, has the wish come true in a different direction? ?

Osamu Dazai was a little stunned by the sudden realization of his dream. His kite-colored eyes noticed that Nakahara Nakaya was still wearing that overly long knitted sweater and white T-shirt. Duh, I can't walk yet.He staggered a little when he stood up in Dazai's arms.

...Not only can't walk, but it's also a soft and soft milk baby.

"Yi, ah." Nakahara also waved his fleshy little hands to grab the bandages on Osamu Dazai's body, babbled with his mouth open, and his ice blue cat pupils were bright.

"Yes, yes, yes." Osamu Dazai sighed softly, letting Youzhong also tug at his bandage. "Really, it's more difficult to deal with when you are young than when you grow up."

Osamu Dazai lifted Chuya's pants, and suddenly remembered that during the day when Chuya said to him, "Your bird is so small", he raised the little baby over his head very viciously: "Wow, Xiaozhong has also become smaller Oh, even Ding Ding is too small."

"Hey... ah!"

The little milk baby couldn't understand what the bad and beautiful brother was saying, but seeing the little brother's expression looked bad enough, it was obvious that he wasn't saying anything good.The little guy has a lot of self-esteem, and immediately cursed "Yi Ya Yi Ya" in his mouth, and kicked his two short, fleshy feet indiscriminately.I believe that if Chuuya was still awake, he would have gritted his teeth and scolded: Osamu Dazai.

Naihe—now Xiaozhong is just a little milk baby who can't stand still and is still breastfeeding.

Osamu Dazai, who was so vile to the extreme, didn't feel ashamed at all, he carried Xiaozhong with his own hands and lifted him far away, even if Xiaozhong kicked Xiaojiojio, he couldn't kick him. "Slightly slightly slightly, I can't kick it, even in my short legs~"

"Wooooow—"

Xiao Zhongya, who couldn't even kick anyone, squeezed his mouth and cried "Wow", before Dazai Osamu could coax him, he urinated on Dazai's body when Dazai Osamu raised him up.

"........."

"........."

This story tells us that sooner or later we have to pay back when we come out to hang out.