Hong Kong black cadres hate mackerel

"So please date me, hang out with me!!!!!!"

Nakahara Chuya, Zhou Fangzun, and Sanhuazhu looked at the boy who was bent at 90 degrees in front of them expressionlessly. Their expressions and movements did not wait to change. Their eyes fell on the talking monster Natsume, with a look on their faces. A few words: "What a coward, isn't this quite courageous?"

How dare you come here to get the idea of ​​the Hong Kong gangster cadres, and ask for a date or a relationship as soon as you come up, why don't you just ask in one step if you can be buried together after death?

The irascible brother Zhou Fangzun frowned in displeasure, his dark golden eyes flashed with crimson light, and he turned his head to glance at Nakahara Chuya, who was expressionless and stern, his irritability relaxed in vain—he I'm struggling with something, anyway, Nakahara Chuya's character won't talk to this monster.

Zhou Fangzun convinced himself, and his irritable mood became much lighter. After he turned his eyes away from Zhongya Zhongya calmly, he heard Zhongya Zhongye's hearty voice rejecting him.

"Okay, I agree."

Well, it should be such a straightforward refusal, without giving the other party any expectations, it really is something that Zhong Yuanzhong would say... Wait!Chuya, what did you say? ?

Zhou Fangzun turned his head suddenly: "Zhongye, what did you say?"

"I just agreed to go on a date." Nakahara Chuya blinked his blue eyes inexplicably, and his expression was so stinky that he couldn't be called happy at all. "Don't look at me so terrified, I don't have any idea of ​​hitting on the girl you like."

"........."

So who does he really like? !Nothing at all!Zhou Fangzun's Irritability.jpg

Zhong Yuan's expression was not too relaxed, and he scratched his fluffy and slightly curly orange hair a little irritably, but he didn't intend to go back on what he had promised, since it was just a date anyway.

"Hello." Zhong Yuan also raised his jaw. "What's your name? I can't keep calling you hello."

The monster Natsume raised his eyes in a panic, then lowered them again, fluttering his thin eyelashes like butterfly wings a few times, showing a little flattered expression, and said in a voice as thin as a mosquito.

"You can call me Winter."

By the way, monsters can't tell their real names.This is also a title similar to a code name.

Nakahara's thin body leaned lazily on the balcony, and his sun-baked body was full of laziness, so he yawned big.The ice-blue cat pupils narrowed comfortably under the sunshine.

"My name is Zhongyuan Zhongya." Zhongyuan Zhongya raised his jaw slightly, smiling recklessly and charmingly. "You can call me Zhongya. Since we have already agreed, let's do it this Saturday morning. I haven't dated anyone before, so you decide the location."

"Wow woo woo woo woo!!!"

The monster named Dongri heard the words, and his eyes were red and his mouth was flattened. Big drops of crystal clear liquid flowed out from the long and narrow eye sockets. The tails of the beautiful eyes were dyed a little red. The face is very distressing.

Also killed Zhongyuan Zhongye by surprise.

"Hey, hey, why are you crying!!! I didn't kill you, and I didn't beat you up!!" The old god was also at a loss in the Central Plains, and took a tissue from Zun's hand and handed it to him. "Don't cry, people who don't know think I'm bullying you!! I'm a majestic Hong Kong black cadre..."

Before Nakahara Chuya's voice fell, he was embraced by the weak chicken monster who was moaning and crying, and the sound of sobbing and crying also got into his cochlea.

"No one has ever agreed to associate with me, to exchange names with me!! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo." ”

"........."

Your way of pursuing people is something that no normal person would agree to, okay?

Zhongyuan Zhong also thought helplessly, originally he wanted to lift the collar of this little devil to throw him away, but the monster Natsume was crying so pitifully, Zhongyuan Zhong also wanted to lift the man's collar hand and changed it to Gently patted each other's back.

"Okay, what does a man look like crying? Show me a manly look!!"

Nakahara Chuya's words more or less had a hint of encouragement, but Natsume, the monster hugging him, cried even harder, rubbing against his smooth neck like a small animal.

This kind of familiar operation made Zhongyuan Zhong also have to think of Osamu Dazai: what is wrong with each of them! !If you have nothing to do, come to the little animals to rub! !are you crazy! ! !

"No, I can't, woo woo woo."

The little patience left in the Central Plains was all shattered, and a fast, precise and ruthless hand knife slashed down with a blank face. The monster Natsume passed out, and was carried and hung on the balcony by Zhou Fangzun who was standing beside him.

The real-name interpretation of what is called "let him blow the wind, sober his mind." '

If they weren't doing exercises outside, and they were in a blind spot, there was a high probability that people would think it was a murder scene: whether it was the perpetrator or the person who hung people on the balcony to blow the air, their techniques were too damn skilled.

Chuya Nakahara pointed at the monster Natsume with his thumb: "So, does Natsume himself feel what the monster possesses?"

Of course it has perception, and according to what it knows about Natsume, he probably will be so ashamed that he will cry and provoke him.It is estimated that the intestines are regretful now.Anyway, Nakahara Chuya is dating Winter = dating Natsume.

In the future, after Natsume's mastery returns, I will be ashamed to death when I see Zhong~~

Sanhuazhu only thinks about these words in his heart, and he is very disheartened about the troubled Natsume.He lied without flushing and out of breath: "Of course not, don't worry."

"…………"

Natsume:)

*****

Zhongyuan Zhong also found a pen and paper at random, wrote his name and mobile phone number "shua shua" and put them in the pocket of the monster Natsume's school uniform.

"My mobile phone number is in it. When he wakes up, ask him to send me the time and location of the appointment."

After saying this, Zhongyuan Zhong also sensitively noticed that Sanhuazhu and Zhou Fangzun looked at her inexplicably, which made him feel uncomfortable.Zhong Yuanzhong also wrinkled his nose, feeling suspiciously that he seemed to have overlooked something.

Zhong Yuanzhong also frowned and thought about it, but he left it behind without thinking clearly. "Zun, still haven't felt the movement of "it"?"

Zhou Fangzun was silent for a moment, his handsome brows furrowed, "No."

"Meow~" the sanhua cat basking in the sun meowed contentedly. "I just wanted to ask why you are in school. What are you looking for?"

"A thing that can occupy other people's bodies." Seeing that Zhou Fangzun didn't want to speak, Zhongyuan Zhong also conveyed it on his behalf. "He doesn't have his own body but seems to have his own consciousness and can control other people's words and deeds."

The pointed ears of the Sanhua cat moved. "It sounds like a ghost, and it's a bit like a monster. But my ability is to purify ghosts. If it's in this academy and it's a 'ghost', I can detect it and notice it right away~"

While talking, Sanhuazhu hesitated in vain.

"What?" Zhong Yuanzhong also noticed Niangkou Sansan's tiny movements. "Did you find anything unusual?"

"It's not abnormal. But I did feel a thick and viscous ghost three days ago. It's much stronger than what I've seen before... and it's more evil." Sanhuazhu continued with concentration. "It's just strange that I only felt the breath for a moment, and then I couldn't feel it anymore."

"........."

"It's like knowing that I'm super powerful, so that ghost ran away in a desperate manner. Has my reputation spread to the world of Yokohama?" Sanhuazhu scratched his head with his little jiojio. "It's really strange, even though my spiritual power attribute is to purify filth. I obviously never showed my spiritual power from the beginning to the end."

Could it be some creature with a keen sense of smell?In any case, the appearance of a creature like "ghost" in school can prove that the other party did exist.The problem is only that he is unwilling to show up now and he has not yet established a firm ground.

At least the "ghosts" who never showed up didn't plan to cause trouble.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also thinking, his ice blue pupils were serious. "I think what Sansan said makes sense. Maybe he is very powerful but he is timid and afraid of your ability."

"That's right!" Sanhuazhu's chubby round head was raised proudly, and his small appearance was extremely airy. "I think so too!! After all, I'm a big youkai who is close to a god!!!"

"Yes." Nakahara couldn't help but echoed yes yes, reaching out to stroke the cat's soft fur.Zhong Yuan also noticed sensitively that Zhou Fangzun beside him hadn't spoken for a long time. "Respect?"

The silent young man next to him showed a rare confused look, with obvious impatience and impatience, and his dull dark golden pupils couldn't help but burn with a crimson light, as if his supernatural powers could go berserk at any time.

Zhongyuan Zhong also couldn't understand why Zhou Fangzun showed urgency in this matter, but if he could change his mood, it could still be done.So he patted him on the shoulder.

"..."

Zhou Fangzun recovered from his thoughts, turned his head and looked at Zhongyuan Zhongye silently, without saying a word.Waiting for Chuya Chuya's next sentence, or the next sentence of encouragement.But in front of him, his hair color was as bright and bright as the sun, his eyebrows were exquisite, and he had a pride and rebelliousness that was as sharp as a blade. He lifted his chin lightly, and said something unexpected.

"Have you seen the scenery of Yokohama Bridge?"

Zhou Fangzun was really stunned, he thought about what he would tell him, maybe he would comfort him, after all, Zhong Yuan Zhong also looks domineering and unruly, but he is still gentle in his heart.

It's just that this sentence is really irrelevant.

"Respect." Zhongyuan Zhong also saw Zhou Fangzun stunned, the smile on the corner of his lips was wild and charming, and the beautiful blue eyes were sharp and arrogant. "I asked you, have you seen the scenery of the Yokohama Bridge? Do you want to sit on the fence of the Yokohama Bridge and enjoy the sea breeze, while drinking, waiting to see the beautiful red color."

The boy's smile is dangerous and charming, full of high spirits.

"Didn't I say fire doesn't necessarily mean destruction? Let's go, I'll show you a different red color. Maybe you can really meet it."

*****

The locomotive was driving extremely fast, and the trees and scenery along the way were retreating rapidly. There was only the whistling wind in my ears. The extreme speed made the annoyance and impatience blown away by the wild wind.

crazy.

Zhou Fangzun secretly thought this way, and when he lowered his eyes, he could see that the shoulders in front of him were weak and thin, without the oversized long black trench coat, the shoulder line seemed even thinner.

But it has a power that can shake people's hearts.

It's like he didn't expect that he would go crazy with Chuya Nakahara, sitting on Chuya Nakahara's flamboyant locomotive, driving at full power from school and spending 6 hours all the way to the Yokohama Bay Bridge.

It really is crazy.

"arrive."

Zhou Fangzun wondered in his heart more than once why he was going crazy to mess around with Zhongyuan Zhongye, but when the hoarse voice rang out with laughter, Zhou Fangzun actually felt reluctant for a moment.

"What's the matter? You must have been scared stupid, huh?" Zhong Yuanzhong also teased with a smile, and lightly patted Zhou Fangzun's hand that was wrapped around his waist. "You can go down."

"Ah."

Zhou Fangzun snorted softly, let go of Zhong Yuanzhong and got out of the car, the young man's thin waist seemed to be broken if he was strangled, and the flat lower abdomen could be clearly felt when he "accidentally" pressed on his abdomen. Shaped thin abs.

It was much more tactile than the soft belly he had imagined.

Wait, why did he think of these things! !

"What are you doing in a daze?"

A cold thing stuck to Zhou Fangzun's face, coupled with the sound of the boy's laughing voice, made the sneaky Zhou Fangzun experience the feeling of "being guilty of being a thief". Fortunately, he has acquired a dead face that no one should enter , so that the carefree Zhongyuanzhong did not notice the problem.

Zhou Fangzun: "Beer?"

"Well, I stopped by to buy it when you were in a daze just now."

Zhong Yuanzhong also handed him the beer, took a few cans of beer and jumped onto the fence of the Bay Bridge, and sat down again. His thin and petite figure seemed to be overturned by the sea breeze at will, and his bright orange hair was in the air. Flying wildly in the cool sea breeze.

"Snapped."

Zhong Yuanzhong also opened a can of beer, raised his head and took a big gulp, his Adam's apple, as small as his body, rose and fell as he swallowed, and the liquid that landed on his lips rolled down the corners of his bright red lips, flowing down a stream The beautiful water marks are submerged in the white T-shirt with a wide open neckline.

Inexplicably dry mouth.

"Huh?" Zhongyuan Zhong also drank half a can of beer and found that Zhou Fangzun was still standing there, and gave him a hook. The facial features of the young man shrouded in street lights were bright and charming. "What are you doing in a daze, come over and drink."

"........."

At night, the Yokohama Bridge is illuminated by street lights, and the sea is full of darkness.Only the dark seascape of the city in the distance reflects the prosperity of thousands of lights.Their position can only be blown by the cool sea breeze.

In February, which is warm and cold, it is not much enjoyment.

Zhou Fangzun thought rationally and calmly, and he didn't know if it was because of the rush of passion that Zhongye carried him that drove his blood to boil, or because of Chuya Zhongye's hospitality, or——

He just wanted to sit beside Chuya Nakahara.

Zhou Fangzun didn't refuse, he jumped onto the edge of the railing, imitated Zhongye's unrestrained sitting posture, put his legs on the edge of the bridge, unscrewed the beer in his hand and poured half a can of beer with his head upside down.

I have to say that drinking beer against the sea breeze feels unrestrained and comfortable.

Zhong Yuanzhong also squinted his eyes to enjoy the night breeze and peace. Zhou Fangzun had never been a talkative person, but even if the two of them didn't say a word, they still didn't feel embarrassed.

This feeling is very good.

"I told you before, maybe you can see a different red color." Nakahara Chuya held a beer can in his hand, and turned his head to talk to Zhou Fangzun. The blue eyes illuminated by the street lights were wet, vaguely drunk in it. "We may not see today—"

The "ha" has not been said yet, only a "bang" sound is heard, a red meteor pierces the blue sky, and falls down with a "swoosh", blooming red flowers, lighting up the sky. the entire night sky.

The faces of the two people sitting on the bridge drinking were flushed, and their eyes were dazzled by the bright red flowers.

"Tsk." Zhong Yuan Zhong also suddenly laughed lowly, bent one long leg carelessly, and casually put his hand holding the beer on it. "Good luck, my lord."

"Ah."

"Fireworks." Zhongyuan Zhongye's delicate and beautiful face was dyed a faint crimson, his drunken eyes were blurred, and his sharp ice blue pupils shone brightly because of drunkenness, and he pressed the palm of his black glove between the two of them. On the ground, he slowly leaned towards Zhou Fangzun beside him, exhaling like blue. "Does it look good?"

"It looks good." Zhou Fangzun heard himself reply softly.

Zhong Yuanzhong also laughed in vain, his breath had a strong smell of alcohol. "I'll show you a better red color in the future."

Are you drunk.

The alcohol capacity is surprisingly poor.

However, the drunk Zhong Yuanzhong was not as careless and sharp as usual, his wet blue eyes gleamed with water, and the way he tilted his head to look at people was sexy and ignorant and cute.

Thinking about it, Zhou Fangzun stretched out his hand to support the drunk Zhongyuan Zhongya, but the little alcoholic fell into his arms quite consciously, and limply raised his innocuous hand to his chest.

"My lord, there are many beautiful reds in the world. But your red is the most beautiful."

Zhou Fangzun was stunned, "You're drunk."

"No, I will never get drunk!"

Zhou Fangzun still wanted to talk, but the little alcoholic known as "a thousand glasses of wine" had spontaneously fallen asleep in his arms.

"........."

So Chuya Nakahara, are you only responsible for one-way driving?

Zhou Fangzun raised his head helplessly and looked at the blue sky, which was brightly illuminated by bright stars.It seemed that Zhongyuan was also looking at his eyes with a smile, with a clear and clean light.

This blue is obviously more beautiful than the red of fireworks.

*****

Zhou Fangzun didn't move while hugging Zhong Yuan Zhong, a black car drove up beside them, Zhou Fangzun watched with his dark golden eyes as the man in black got out of the car and opened the back seat, and walked out wearing a white shirt. A boy in a black suit, with curly black hair and one eye wrapped with a plain white bandage.

Secondary school?

Even so, Zhou Fangzun had to admit that he and Zhong Yuan Zhongye had the same dark temperament, even if the person in front of him was harmless.

"Sorry to bother you." Dazai Osamu walked slowly to Zhou Fangzun's side, showing a gentle smile. "The leader wants to see my partner, but unfortunately he seems to have set me on the blacklist, so poor me can only come to pick him up. Please don't make things difficult for me."

His tone of voice was gentle and gentle, which could be called gentle, and even his grape-like round eyes were absolutely innocent—but the subtle hostility between the lines was too obvious.

It is enough to prove that the other party's comer is not good.

Probably seeing Zhou Fangzun's emotion, Osamu Dazai blinked his kite-colored eyes in confusion. "I'm just looking for my partner under the order of the leader."

"........."

Zhou Fangzun finally understood what made him feel subtle, because the seemingly innocent and harmless young man in front of him kept saying "my partner" four words, expressing ownership clearly.And his eyes—

In the middle of the rich color is the ultimate black, cold and gloomy.It doesn't match the innocent look on his face.

"Your partner is by my side." Zhou Fangzun put down the soda can in his hand, and looked at the young man under the bridge with a condescending attitude. "So you always cast dissatisfied eyes on me?"

"Wow. I don't feel dissatisfied." Osamu Dazai corrected Zhou Fangzun's statement with a smile, and the eyes exposed on one side were curved like crescent moons. "Besides, what I hate the most is Chuya. But Chuya listens to the leader the most. If he wakes up and finds that the mission is delayed, he may commit seppuku."

"........."

"You should be reluctant to be punished by the leader."

The boy's voice has always been soft and soft, but every sentence is on point, telling Zhou Fangzun clearly: Zhongyuan Zhong is also a competent subordinate, and Zhongyuan Zhong also cares about the leader very much.There will be a penalty for not completing/delaying the task.

The last sentence "You should be reluctant to be punished by the leader" directly poked Zhou Fangzun's heart, that understated temptation made Zhou Fangzun's pupils tighten for a while, and looked at the boy with kite-colored pupils again, he smiled slightly. He looked at himself with a smile.

Gives some chills down the spine.

Zhou Fangzun has never liked talking too much, after all, everything is nonsense in front of absolute force value.However, Nakahara Chuya's partner's seemingly gentle and gentle words hit the point, and now looking back, none of them are superfluous.

"Now that I've said so much. Then I'll say some more nonsense."

The young man's gentle voice is full of immature milky voice. When he speaks in a soft tone, he is always cute as if he is acting like a baby, but he is chilling when he finishes every word.

"It's not like Zhong will stay with others for a long time, you have to use the next time to hurry up, I—"

"I like to see other people's painstaking efforts come to nothing in the end."