Hong Kong black cadres hate mackerel

Compared with a brother, a strange beautiful woman is more important than others.

"I don't, I don't like this." Zhong Yuanzhong also immediately pointed out his position and expressed his attitude. "Respect, trust me."

If the sentence at the beginning was just to point out his attitude, the latter sentence is quite subtle.Attracting Sanhuazhu and the expressionless Zhou Fangzun to look over, Sanhuazhu procrastinated and let out an "oh..." sound.

What is this, did the two of them finally pierce the layer of paper?It knew that these two humans had an affair! ! !

Sanhuamao thought so, even though it is an extremely powerful monster, it is also a great scene to witness a beautiful relationship develop at this moment.

It thought contentedly, and the second half of Nakahara Chuya's sentence followed, and it slapped its face with a loud "slap", perfectly interpreting what is called the essence of human beings is to slap the face——

"The girl I like should have long hair, strong and gentle, elegant and beautiful!! So you don't have to worry about me, just go after me!!"

"........."

"........."

The eager atmosphere cooled down instantly, and the cat and the red hair looked away blankly.

Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that he was left out, and wrinkled his nose aggrievedly, but he was open-minded by nature, he didn't take this little episode to heart, and remembered what Sanhuamao said. "That youkai possessed by Natsume, didn't move at all?"

"No." Mentioning that incompetent and timid monster, Sanhuamao's expressionless and fat face was painted heavily. "It's so useless! Occupying Natsume's body, I don't even know how to move!! Although Natsume is a little bit thinner, the appearance is still very good!!"

Looking good?

When it comes to good looks, Nakahara Chuya instinctively thinks of Osamu Dazai.If it is said that Osamu Dazai is good-looking, no one should refute it, right?Although he has a bad temper and eccentricity, he always has a three-point sweet smile on everyone, looks weak and harmless, good at acting like a baby, and has slender and thin bones.

When those eyes stared at you with a smile, the iris color in the eyes was like sunlight swaying on the face.

Nakahara also realized that he was thinking about Osamu Dazai, spat, and brought back the thoughts of running away: "So what exactly did the monster do during this period?"

The three-flowered cat curled up like a glutinous rice dumpling, the cat's face was buried in its own little jiojio, and after careful thinking, I finally came up with a few things: "The monster guarded Natsume's body outside the girls' dormitory, secretly watching her Sleeping. She looks quite infatuated."

This is peeping?Outside the girls' dormitory? ?

Zhongyuan Zhong also made a small face, and for some reason, he imagined a pancake face that was deformed due to being pressed tightly against the glass, looking wretchedly and smilingly at the innocent girl sleeping in the window.

Sanhuamao was unaware of this, and was still tilting its head to remember.

"And that monster secretly collected the girls' erasers, used pencils, and clothes while everyone was in gym class and doing exercises."

Hey, hey, let’s say it’s Aiwujiwu in the front, but what kind of quirk is it to collect all the clothes in the back! ! !

Sanhuamao continued to think carefully: "The most important thing is to protect the girl's safety, and she secretly protects her after school every day."

... Isn't this tailgating! !Normal girls wouldn't agree, okay?

Zhongyuan Zhong also became more and more creepy the more he listened, Niangkou Sansan calmly basked in the sun and told the story. After recalling it, he felt a little tired, so he yawned lazily and made a concluding statement.

"So, that monster has made a lot of efforts in private and paid a lot for girls, but he dare not take any practical actions at all."

It should be fortunate that no action was taken.

Zhongyuan Zhong also helped his forehead. He thought Sanhuamao's proposal was a bit weird before. Wouldn't it anger the monster to lose love?Now look at it, let that monster lose love quickly, and stay away from humans is the way to save girls.

"Respect." Zhongyuan Zhong also patted him on the shoulder solemnly. "This arduous task is entrusted to you. Don't worry, don't worry about me. Girls are pretty and cute, but they are really not my type."

"........."

So you think it's his type?

*****

"........."

"........."

Nakahara Chuya and Zhou Fangzun stared at each other blankly for a moment, then suddenly heard a "bang", the sound of glass objects falling to the ground.The two of them turned their gazes over at the same time——

Seeing a tall and slender boy with warm yellow hair running towards him excitedly, he stretched out his arms to grab Nakahara Chuya's hand.

Unfortunately, it was stopped by an arm that popped out halfway.

Although he has always been the type of few words, but once such a character bursts out of a strong hostility from a state of indifference, it will only make people shy away.

"Respect?" Zhongyuan Zhong also tilted his head not quite understanding, and patted his broad shoulder casually to signal him not to scare the little ghost. "Okay, okay, good."

"........."

Which kid do you coax?

Zhou Fangzun wrote these words accurately in his eyes, turned his head and looked expressionlessly at the little guy who put his arms on his shoulders and smiled brightly and arrogantly.He is obviously small in stature and has a beautiful and delicate appearance, but he is actually more arrogant and domineering than anyone else.

And in some ways so dull that you want to beat him up.

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked straight at Zhou Fangzun fearlessly, raised his eyebrows flatly, showing no sign of fear at all. "Why are you looking at me like this? Want to find a chance to have a good fight? I can accompany you anytime."

To be honest, he didn't enjoy the one at the bar under the banner of Hong Kong and Black at all.It's really annoying that a strong opponent is halfway through the fight and passes out in a coma!

"Yes." Zhou Fangzun readily agreed.

"........."

Sanhuamao: Are you talking about the topic a little too quickly? !

The two militants made an appointment to fight on the spot. If the boy with warm yellow hair hadn't continued to speak, Zhong Yuanzhong would have almost forgotten his existence.

"...Are you two lovers?"

"Huh????" Zhongyuan Zhong also turned his head incredulously, his blue eyes shot out sharp blue lights because of his displeasure: "What are you kidding? You can insult me, but you can't insult my brother! What kind of joke are you talking about!"

"........."

Zun: Suddenly I feel like being insulted.

*****

"sorry Sorry sorry."

The boy with warm yellow hair hurriedly bowed and apologized, and it was only then that Nakahara Chuya realized that the boy in front of him looked familiar.

After thinking about it for a while, I remembered that it was the boy who was seated by the window of the dessert shop.At that time, he was holding a three-flowered cat. The boy had slender eyebrows and gentle eyes.The scorching golden light outside the window projected on his soft hair, causing faint ripples.

He is a gentle boy who is not aggressive at all.Comes with a warm glow.

After thinking about it, Nakahara Zhongye finally recalled why the first time he saw the Sanhuamao in the underground parking lot, he always felt familiar, because it also appeared in the dim sum shop, but at that time Zhongyuan Zhongye's eyes fell on onto the boy.

Thinking back now—

Zhong Yuanzhong also stared at the pure and bright ice blue, looked at Sanhuazhu and then at the boy with warm yellow hair. "So, he's Natsume?"

The legendary incompetent master possessed by a monster? ? ?

Sanhuamao sighed sadly, "That's right, it's Natsume, who I'm not good at."

Hey, hey, what kind of trouble is this elder talking in?

The "monster" saw that Zhong Yuan knew "itself", and when he was happy, he even dared to bypass Zhou Fangzun's arm that was inserted between them, and excitedly grabbed Zhong Yuan Zhong, who was wearing a black glove and his palm was even smaller. hand.

"Please date me!!!"

Zhou Fangzun frowned slightly, confused by the unhappiness that had arisen in vain.

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at the petrified cat expressionlessly: "Is this the shy and timid monster you said will be devoted until death? You can change your mind very quickly."

"........."

Whether he has a crush or not, he obviously only likes good-looking ones.

*****

the other side--

The lighting in the lupin bar was rather dim, and a faint yellow light shone down, somewhat like the light of the sun.

"Dazai," the friend with the stubble on his chin took a sip of his wine, and looked at the lad lying on the counter. "Did something happen today? Looks very depressed."

Osamu Dazai still had a blood bag on his face, one of his eyes was covered by a plain white bandage, his slightly curly black hair slid down a little because of his sideways posture on the bar counter, and the exposed side of his eyes was sleepy. , no spirit.

"Yes." Osamu Dazai lay on his stomach, stretched out his hand and spread out the wine glass in front of the stall, listening to the crisp sound of the wine glass colliding with the huge ice cube inside. "Had an argument with a nasty slug early this morning. It sucks. I'm not even in the mood to chat with cute women."

"..."

"..."

The two friends sitting next to Osamu Dazai glanced at each other, "Slugs?? Arguing??"

"Ah." An Wu put down the wine glass. "I'm talking about his partner."

"We quarreled early in the morning, so we should have a good relationship."

"It's not good!!! I hate little slugs the most!! They are stupid and stupid, they don't pay attention at all when they wear clothes!!"

Hearing what his friend said, Osamu Dazai, who was sick and listless, came alive like chicken blood, and refuted desperately.

"Suddenly I feel very energetic."

"That's right. Although I won't admit it."

"I said no more!" Osamu Dazai twitched his mouth, stared at his own glass and kept silent, while the two friends next to him didn't speak any more, and drank quietly.

There is only light music playing in a loop.

Osamu Dazai drank the wine in front of him "Gulu Gulu" and got up.The two close friends next to him stopped what they were doing.

"Are you going?"

"En." Osamu Dazai waved at them with a smile, the iris in his eyes was cold. "I need to go back and give some advice to a slug friend who wants to sneak away."

The difference between a master and a friend is: there can be countless friends, but there is only one master.No matter how naughty your own puppy is, if it plays well with others, it will eventually return to its owner.This needs to be understood by some people.