Hong Kong black cadres hate mackerel

For the first time, Zhou Fangzun had the idea of ​​helping his forehead, but between hanging up and beating the culprit and continuing to pretend nothing had happened with a cold face, he decisively chose the latter.

There is no situation that pretense cannot solve.Let Zhongyuan Zhong also make up the rest.

"........."

"........."

Nakahara Chuya and Zhou Fangzun stared at each other in the narrow toilet cubicle, and it wasn't the girls' incomprehensible (?) strange shouts that broke the silence after a few seconds.It was a deafening scream.

"what!!!!--"

That's enough, it's too obvious that you made up the word count.

Zhong Yuanzhong also suddenly remembered what their purpose of coming to the teaching building was. The screaming of the girls is probably due to encountering that shapeless thing. Don’t ask Zhong Yuanzhong how he knew—who would yell at the chubby three-flowered pig? Screams of terror?

I also know it is the former.

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked relaxed and contented, turned around and opened the wooden door of the compartment, and found that the girls at this moment were running out like crazy with their underpants.Seeing Chuya Zhongya and Zhou Fangzun following behind, another scream broke out.

"Aaaaaah!!"

Enough is enough, it is said that you should not make up the number of words so obviously! !

After Nakahara Chuya came out, he hadn't had time to see what was going on, but he looked away shyly at the sight of being lifted up by the girl and showing his thighs. "Sorry, it happened for a reason... Ah, I'm so sorry."

"........."

Zhou Fangzun looked at the girls screaming expressionlessly, and then looked at Zhongyuan Zhongye's blushing sharp ears again, and he was extremely calm: I have seen all the more exciting ones, would I still be afraid of you porridge and side dishes?

The two men looked away in embarrassment. The girl who was screaming for the unknown creature just now quietly changed her painting style for some reason. Nakahara was also a little worried that the girl would treat him as a pervert who was peeping. What he didn't expect was——

"Ahhh, it turns out that there are two boys working in the toilet cubicle!"

"It's so exciting!"

"...I suddenly feel that the love between human dementia and molluscs in my mouth is not good."

"Me too."

Zhongya Zhongyuan/Zhou Fangzun: This is what you are focusing on? ? ?

*****

When Zhongyuan Zhongye and Zhou Fangzun raised their eyebrows inconceivably, there was a loud "crash" from the wooden door of the toilet cubicle.The sound of groping for clothes and other things, and the sound of water flowing backwards all gathered together.

With a sound of "tom", it disappeared.

It gives people a sense of sight that something has come out of the toilet. This feeling is really unbelievable and reverberates with a trace of nausea. The girls who were excited before were silent for a moment. Xiang Zhongya and Zhou Fangzun Backed away a little.

"That ghost came out..."

"It's disgusting, let's, let's run."

Compared with them saying something that they don't understand, Zhongyuan Zhong also prefers their normal appearance now, although it is a bit rude.

"Ghost?" Zhong Yuanzhong also noticed the word and looked over curiously. "What did you just see?"

"There was a greasy green hand stretched out from the toilet. I was startled and immediately put on my panties, but the ghost didn't disappear at all, but stretched out the hand longer and longer, holding the edge of the toilet and crawling out !!!”

Mentioning that "ghost," the girl's face showed a complex expression of horror and nausea, and she tugged at the girl beside her in fear.

"Yeah, I came out when I heard Reiko screaming, and it just crawled out there!! It's so slippery and super disgusting!"

The expressions of the girls were the same, and there seemed to be no trace of lying.

Zhongyuan Zhong also judged from the bottom of his heart, his ice-blue pupils shifted to the toilet cubicle that was dripping water again: such an obvious sound of dripping water could only have just been fished out of the water.

But the question is where in the world do ghosts come from?

Nakahara Chuya was instinctively unwilling to believe it, but after returning to the age of 16 after his own personal experience, there was also "myself" who had seen a certain music software with his own eyes, and Zhou Fangzun with an identity background that even Hong Kong gangsters could not find out appeared. , although I have a skeptical attitude towards the appearance of ghosts, it is still a little bit acceptable.

But if the creature "ghost" really appears, it means that something new has flowed into the world of Yokohama.

I don't know if this is good or bad.

"Yeah!! The ghost is out! Let's run!!"

When Zhong Yuanzhong was also frowning and thinking, the girl next to him screamed and ran out of the bathroom. The sound of water dripping from the "ghost" became clear after the girl who didn't scream loudly

"Tick tock," "tick tock."

The disturbing sound of water droplets gradually came out of the toilet cubicle along with the sound of the "ghost" walking.He has a small body shape similar to a normal person, his triangular eyes are bent into a squinting shape, and the fangs in his mouth are protruding white, as if strange mucus has been squeezed into a human shape.The whole body exudes a stench similar to mud.

"Where are the girls just now?...Why are they all men!!!"

The stinking "ghost" with a greedy smile saw that there were only Nakahara Chuya and Zhou Fangzun in the bathroom, and became furious. His stature, which was about the height of an ordinary boy, swelled wildly, and his miserable green body became even more bloated.

"...This guy can actually grow taller?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked up at his exquisite little face and watched helplessly as the 1.6-meter-long stench "ghost" rose up to the ceiling in vain.Suddenly there was a feeling that he was offended.

"..." Zhou Fangzun silently looked at the ghost who had grown up in an instant, and then thought about his height "why should he appear on him under 1.8 meters", and felt offended at the same time. "Um."

Zhongyuan Zhong also turned his head: "Zun, this thing is so arrogant. How dare we look up to him."

"Ah."

"automatic response?"

"........."

So what else do you want to hear back?

Zhou Fangzun raised his hand and threw a fireball to the dirty "ghost" in response to this kind of unnutritious question. The miserable green ghost was instantly ignited by the red fire when it touched the fireball, screaming sharply.The fire burned more fiercely.

In the blink of an eye, it was burned into a cloud of black dust, and it disappeared completely in a whirl of wind blowing in from the window. In other words, the level of this ghost was a bit low, like a mob in Novice Village.

Zhongyuan Zhong also raised his jaw.

"You two are really leisurely. How about watching fireworks in the women's restroom?"

A voice came out of nowhere, Nakahara Zhongya and Zhou Fangzun turned their heads at the same time, saw Sanhuamao sitting by the bathroom door at some point, and said with squinting eyes.

"........."

Zhou Fangzun: Did you misunderstand us?

*****

"You can talk."

Zhongyuan Zhong also automatically blamed Sanhuazhu's words on a pair of good brothers, and walked over curiously and squatted in front of Sanhuazhu. The round Sanhuazhu had curved eyes and a bell on its neck. It's really no different from a lucky cat.

No, there is still a difference.

Lucky cats don't have such lewd eyes, although the fat beckoning cats are cute with those squinting eyes. "Are you really a cat?"

The only thing I expected was that the Sanhua pig was not an ordinary Sanhua pig, so its owner should be different too.Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that he was more interested.

Zhou Fangzun glanced lightly at Chuya Zhongyuan.

"I am a mighty big monster,"

Sanhuazhu proudly raised his fat neckless face, squinted cat eyes and looked at the boy who was dressed differently from last time, he was wearing a three-piece suit last time A dangerous feeling of abstinence, whether you wear a long windbreaker or not, you will be extremely lustful.

This time, he wore a casual white T-shirt with a red zigzag lining and motorcycle leather jacket, which was full of rebellious and domineering youthful feeling compared to the last time.No matter how you look at it, it looks good.

"You can call me Niangkou Sansan."

Cat teacher?

If I remember correctly, there seems to be a cat named "Teacher" in a certain bar.It can be considered very fate.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also amused by the small appearance of the Sanhua pig. He tore off the black leather gloves, and stroked the cat's soft fur with his warm fingers. "You can call your mother Sansan, which means this is not your real name?"

The three-flowered cat was so comfortable that it squinted its eyes, raised its round chin and let out a "lululu" sound in enjoyment, "That's right. We big monsters can't say our names casually."

Is there any such statement?

Zhong Yuanzhong also stroked the cat's pointed and round ears, and asked the question he was most concerned about. "So you're here for your master? Where is he?"

"........."

The sight from behind was really a bit irritating, Zhongyuan raised his blue eyes suspiciously, blinked, and looked at Zhou Fangzun. "What's wrong with you?"

"there is nothing."

Zhou Fangzun took out a cigarette from his pocket indifferently, put it on his thin lips, and gave Zhong Yuanzhong an indifferent look.Zhou Fangzun probably didn't light the fire because he was concerned that this was a women's bathroom.

But in this way, it is a bit like the scene where they met for the first time in the hospital.A slight sense of alienation and unhappiness came oncoming.

"........."

So did he say something again?Why are you in that awkward posture again.

Zhongyuan Zhong also felt that he was really innocent, and the cat rubbed Zhongyuan Zhongye's slender fingers and continued to speak.

"My master is more troublesome. He is possessed by a summoned monster."

Seeing that Zhongyuan Zhongye's eyes showed a confused ice blue color, she kindly looked at the delicious dessert he brought home and gave her, and explained. "We came from another world, and were summoned by monsters in the name of clearing accounts. Unfortunately, my master was possessed because he was a fool. It's a long story."

... the possessed master?

Zhong Yuanzhong also used his remaining gentlemanly demeanor to not ask this question, and touched the cat's chin soothingly. "So why did youkai come to school? You were a student before you became a youkai?"

"...There is a human being I like in this school." Mistress Sansan sighed helplessly, "If that monster can confess his love properly but wishes, it will save a lot of trouble, but unfortunately the other party is so cowardly that he will die. , as a monster, it is also the kind that is bullied every day, let alone confession. It will not leave Natsume's body if it can't fulfill its wish~ Don't think my Natsume can't do it, it's his voluntary, so it's tricky."

Zhongyuan Zhong also comforted the cat's hand: monsters, humans, ghosts.

So many species have appeared in Yokohama, is it really caused by a certain software?

Zhongyuan Zhongye's icy blue pupils were a little dignified, and the cat rubbed his fingers friendly, the depression in his eyes became a little less, and he stroked it a few more times.

Sanhuazhu raised its curved cat eyes and glanced at the exquisite and beautiful Nakahara Chuya, then looked at Zhou Fangzun who had a majestic and wild temperament, and said with a final word:

"Take you to meet the demon Natsume who is possessed by a monster. Why don't you show me the girl that the monster likes? You should be very good at girls, right? It's probably easier to make him die than to make a girl fall in love with the monster Natsume. .”

"?????"

"?????"

Zhongya Zhongyuan/Zhou Fangzun: What misunderstanding do you have about us?

*****

"Anyway, let's get out of here first, the women's bathroom is not a place for chatting."

Zhong Yuanzhong really has no interest in participating in the incidents of "picking up girls" and "making others fall in love", even though he has great interest in the owner of Sanhuamao.What's more, they come to college for other purposes.

Zhongyuan Zhong also bent down and hugged the Sanhuamao in his arms. He and Zhou Fangzun walked out of the embarrassing women's bathroom and heaved a sigh of relief. He should be still preparing for the exercises between classes. The corridor was quiet and the noise came from Playground pass over.

It feels strangely empty.

The corridor without students was very wide, Nakahara Nakaya, the two and the cat were not in a hurry to find a place to hide, taking advantage of the right time and place to chat while walking, Zhou Fangzun calmly felt the fluctuations around him, looking for the breath of "something".

Zhong Yuanzhong also heard the cat in his arms speak out of nowhere.

"Zhong also probably wants to know how we came to your world." Sanhuamao narrowed his eyes. "You have noticed that you didn't ask this question on purpose, because you don't want people around you to know?"

Zhong Yuan's heart was shocked, he opened his lips and was about to speak, when he heard Sanhuamao continue to speak.

"I'm talking to you with my heart, Zhou Fangzun can't hear you."

Nakahara Chuya's heart relaxed: he returned from 22 years old to 16 years old, maybe Osamu Dazai found something wrong with him, but he would never think that he came from another world, because he is himself.So only he knows about it.

Before figuring out the ins and outs, Zhongyuan Zhong didn't want the second person to know about it.But now not only the low-level monsters "ghosts" have appeared, but "things" that can invade other people's bodies have appeared, and even "monsters" have appeared.

It must not be as simple as he first imagined.

He searched secretly for a long time but did not get any news. Now that Sanhuazhu said he knew, Zhongyuan Zhongye's eyes sharpened in vain.The beautiful blue seems to be condensed with icy cold ice.

Zhongyuan Zhong also said in his heart: Do you want to trade?

The three-flowered cat narrowed its crooked eyes, but its cute and cute movements always gave Zhongyuan Zhongye a sense of traitor after talking about the topic of trading.

"certainly,"

One person and one cat discussed it in the bottom of their hearts. It just so happened that Zhou Fangzun turned his head after checking the information that there were no suspects around, and met the shining eyes of one person and one cat. "I decided to go to the muddy water, Zun, do you want to go together??"

"........."

It's just a godsend effort, what kind of consensus did you reach?

"Why are you in a daze? Let's go."

Before Zhou Fangzun could speak, a hand wearing a black glove came over and grabbed him, Zhou Fangzun was startled, and he was dragged away by Zhongyuan Zhongye from Shan Ruliu.

*****

"See the fourth column on the playground? Well, the second one is the monster's crush."

Tsk, this monster is quite new.Fortunately, the monster is still playing sweet secret love?

In the pure blue of the Central Plains, there was a sense of curiosity, and I saw the second girl in the second place through the tricky corner found by Sanhuamao.The petite girl has shoulder-length black hair, black hair and white skin, beautiful eyebrows and quiet eyes, a small nose bridge, red lips and white teeth.

It is the delicate and graceful type.

"How about it, isn't it pretty?" Sanhua Pig lay on the balcony basking in the sun, squinting his small cat eyes: "Do you human teenagers just like girls like this?"

"........."

I don't know if it was his illusion, but when Sanhuazhu asked this sentence, Zhou Fangzun gave him a meaningful look.

Could it be that Zhou Fangzun has taken a fancy to girls and is afraid that he will snatch them?How could he!yes!this!kind!The one who wins love with a knife!people!