Hong Kong black cadres hate mackerel

The faint salty smell blew in the cool night wind, Zhou Fangzun's heart beat rapidly, his dark golden eyes were extremely cold. "what do you know?"

"No." The thin and slender boy innocently shrugged his shoulders, his iris-colored pupils mixed with a strange smile. "It should be that you think too much, sir."

Thinking too much?No, your eyes don't look like that at all.

Osamu Dazai smiled and didn't take the anger accumulated in the eyes of the other party into his heart at all, and said in a soft voice, "Ah, what a terrible look. Sir, you stared at me like this, but I would I was so frightened that I trembled all over, and passed out."

Be provocative.

This is definitely provocative.

Zhou Fangzun hugged the drunk Nakahara Chuya in his arms, lowered his dark golden pupils and glanced at the unconscious Nakahara Chuya, whose face was blushing softly, with a soft, white and crystal-clear face. It seems to be in line with the cute and childish 16-year-old.

"Your eyes have been staring at Zhongyuan Zhongye," Zhou Fangzun slowly moved his gaze away from Zhongyuan Zhongye's face, and looked at the black-haired boy lightly. "Speaking provocatively, is it because the anger is also in my arms?"

Wow, not bad, you can still provoke him.I thought that the guy who looks very irritable and angry is a character that can be easily angered~

"No." Osamu Dazai smiled and waved his hands, disapproving. "My relationship with Zhongye is very bad. Whoever he is with doesn't care about my affairs. I only came because of the order of the leader. I have to find a partner. If you think I am too pitiful, don't waste our mutual It's time."

Say what you have to come.Obviously every sentence is a gun with a stick, after being pierced by him, the words are more sharp.

"If you feel reluctant." Zhou Fangzun said calmly. "I can personally carry Zhongya back to Hong Kong and Hei, and I don't need to bother you."

- "Since it was my fault, of course I will bring him back together with Zun. You can rest assured that I will never trouble you. My ex-partner!"

Ahhh, it was so bad, it made him think of some unpleasant experiences.

Osamu Dazai's smiling eyes faded from the little smiles, and his tone became lighter. "I don't want to be troublesome, but Mr. Mori sent me out to pick up Zhongya, and it's hard for me to explain why I was taken there by someone else."

"..."

"Me." Osamu Dazai curled the corners of his lips sweetly, "I hate trouble the most."

Osamu Dazai has always used the illusion of gentleness to confuse others, but people can more or less feel the oppression from the gentle boy when they correspond. Wait to face the next possible rush situation.

The current atmosphere was already very tense, but the rebellious red-haired young man laughed out loud, raising his chin in arrogance and provocation.

"What if I like to cause trouble—?"

Zhou Fangzun put Zhongyuan Zhongya on the bridge, and as he got up, his body was covered with crimson flames, and those dark golden eyes also turned crimson red in the firelight, which was similar to when Zhongyuan Zhongye activated gravity a feeling of.

Ahhh, I'm still a little upset.

"Ah." Osamu Dazai casually spread his hands. "Sir, are you going to attack a weak boy who has no power to restrain a chicken? If you have supernatural powers and fire, your lethality should be very terrifying..."

"However, how do you know that my ability won't restrain you? If my weak chicken ability suppresses the powerful offensive ability, it would be really shameful."

Zhou Fangzun sneered, and the flames around him suddenly exploded——

At the moment when the atmosphere was aroused, a petite finger suddenly lifted up and pressed on Zhou Fangzun who was about to strike. The moment it touched Zhou Fangzun's body, a layer of dark red supernatural power was automatically launched, isolating Aggressive flames.

A drunken voice came out from Zhong Ye:

"Why are you suddenly angry, Zun? What happened?"

The drunk Zhongyuan Zhongye was still a little confused, his voice was hoarse, giving people the illusion of innocence.He blinked blankly his icy blue eyeballs, which were slightly moist, and his round cat pupils were as wet as a newborn kitten.

Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't wait for a response, so he raised his delicate face that was as big as a palm, and his ignorant look was replaced by disgust after seeing the annoying bandage spirit, and his voice became very energetic.

"Why is it you again!! Bastard mackerel!!!"

"........."

Heh, that's the reaction to him, little slug, you're awesome! !

"Do you think I really want to see you?" Osamu Dazai turned his head in disgust, and crossed his arms angrily. "If it wasn't for Mr. Mori's order, I wouldn't bother to come to you! Who wants to pick up a stupid, stupid, black slug!! I hate you when I see you!!"

"I don't even want to see you!!!" Zhong Yuan Zhong roared angrily, not to be outdone. "Now I feel nauseous looking at you, hurry up, don't make me vomit!"

"Wow, is that so? Then I have to stay a little longer to enjoy the uncomfortable beauty of the slug!!"

"Kill you!!!!"

"........."

Zhou Fangzun: Ah, the gloomy temperament of the black-haired boy has completely changed.How come there is a feeling of suddenly becoming a kindergarten quarrel? ? ?

A certain elder brother found that he couldn't get in the conversation, and was inexplicably uncomfortable being mixed in between two kindergarten children.So when Dazai Osamu naively published "I'm too lazy to pick you up, do you think I would?" and responded furiously, "Who the hell cares about you"——

"Then I'll send it back."

In an instant, the audience fell into silence, as if the freeze button had been pressed.

"Ah," Zhong Yuanzhong also touched the tip of his nose. "Okay, my lord."

Hey hey hey, you can be a ghost! !You random slug!

Osamu Dazai felt very upset, "Little slug, are you confused by drinking, are outsiders allowed to enter Hong Kong and Hei?"

"What is an outsider, bastard mackerel!" Nakahara Chuya subconsciously defended Zhou Fangzun. "This is mine!"

"??????"

Dead slug, tell me that again! ! ! !

"Why are you acting like you want to eat people? It's disgusting." Nakahara Zhong also frowned and laughed at the mackerel who couldn't even maintain the deceitful tenderness. He didn't realize what his words would cause. misunderstanding. "Zun, let's go, just take this opportunity to show you where I work... Well, are you laughing? Did I say something funny?"

Zhou Fangzun said seriously: "No, I didn't."

"...you just now." Zhong Yuanzhong also pointed to the corner of his lips. "He's obviously smiling."

"I haven't." Zhou Fangzun refused to admit it: "You read it wrong."

"........."

Seeing the "flirting" of the two as if no one else was around, Osamu Dazai puffed up his cheeks, his round face with baby fat was puffed up, and he was secretly angry: what is your person, what is it? Let me show you where I work! !What's with this sense of sight of taking your boyfriend to your workplace! ! !

Slug is my... dog!

Guys without the slightest self-consciousness are the most annoying!And this guy who sticks to Chuya is also the most annoying!

Osamu Dazai's round eyes looked at Nakahara Chuya and Zhou Fangzun who jumped from the edge of the bridge railing with hatred, his eyes rolled around, and when he was about to speak, he heard Chuya's cell phone ring.

"Hello? Nakahara Chuya." Nakahara Nakaya's lazy expression paused after he was drunk, and his back subconsciously straightened. "Boss."

The voice on the phone came out a little bit.

- "Are you busy, Nakaya-kun? Dazai called you and you didn't answer, so I specially asked Dazai to pick you up. Is it a delay?"

What did you say to pick him up? Obviously, you put a tracker on him again.What's wrong with Osamu Dazai, he always secretly puts these things on him!

Nakahara was also unhappy and squinted at the angry Osamu Dazai, not knowing why this bastard mackerel was angry again, he still replied respectfully. "Sorry, boss."

- "If Zhong is also busy..."

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked serious, and said firmly: "No, boss, I will come right away. As long as you need me, I will be on standby at any time."

- "Very well, I'll wait for your return."

This resolute attitude to throw everything away for the sake of Mr. Mori made the two teenagers around him look displeased.

"........."

What are you doing, so Chuya Nakahara's true love is Mr. Mori! ! !Mori Owaika called when they were at war, purely to show them off! ! ! !

Mori Ogai :)

*****

In the end, Nakahara followed Mr. Mori's wishes, apologized to Zhou Fangzun, and got in the car.Because he was drunk, he was a little groggy, and fell asleep as soon as he got in the car.During the whole process, he didn't notice Dazai Osamu's ugly face - or if he noticed, he would only be sarcastic.

As a result, Osamu Dazai's soft and beautiful face became even darker.

"It's because of Mr. Mori that he won." Osamu Dazai glanced angrily at Nakaya, who was sleeping like a dead pig, and knit his brows angrily. "I feel even more uncomfortable."

It's all your fault, you watery, stupid slug! !

Osamu Dazai stretched out his evil claws angrily, and squeezed the boy's cheek while Nakahara Nakaya was asleep. After feeling that Nakahara Nakaya's face was smooth, tender and unusually soft... he felt even more upset.Badly pinched his cheek and pulled it out.

"I told you to hook up everywhere, I told you to hook up everywhere!!!"

"pain……"

I have to say that Chuya, who fell asleep, felt a lot more sluggish, and there was no sign of waking up under Dazai Osamu's vicious troubles, Dazai Osamu viciously licked his soft little face in various ways.Zhong Yuanzhong, who was too trapped, opened his hand angrily.Osamu Dazai pinched it viciously again, humming softly.

"Pain? Why don't you come to me when you're feeling good? You deserve it, hum."

"........."

It seems that something strange ran in.

The subordinates in black in the front row were sitting in a dignified manner, staring directly at the front for a while, and quickly returned to the Ganghei downstairs.Only when he saw a familiar building did he stop his heart that had jumped into his throat.

"Master Dazai, we're here." The subordinate in black suit said. "Let me help Lord Zhongyuan."

"He doesn't need your touch."

When the subordinate in the black suit heard this sentence, he was stunned for a moment, and then heard the sound of "click" opening the door. When he came back to his senses, Osamu Dazai had already closed the car door over there, and walked around Open the car door on Zhongye's side.

Osamu Dazai leaned forward and patted Chuya's face with his hands, "Hey, Chuya woke up. How long are you going to sleep? I'm too pitiful to have a wayward partner like you~ You even screamed (and) bed service?"

"…………"

Sure enough, something strange ran in!

"It's noisy."

Nakahara Nakaya grabbed Osamu Dazai's hand that was doing evil on his face. The bright and sharp blue in the past was confused and confused, and with the pink on his face after drunk, it was soft and cute.He blinked sleepily, and took turns hitting Osamu Dazai on the chest with his fist, and said in a daze:

"Send me back in good condition, and then throw me aside and kill you."

Osamu Dazai paused his evil hands, his light pupils gradually deepened, and then returned to a casual look.

The drunken Zhong Yuan Zhong also lost his usual sharpness, and even his beautiful blue eyes were wet with water vapor, and the hazy blue was so beautiful that it was unreal.The red lips spoke soft and harmless words.The fist that hit his chest seemed to be coquettish...

Osamu Dazai found himself in a surprisingly good mood, but when he saw the little man wearing a white overalls T-shirt, the black chock set off the white skin, and the beautiful white neck line was flowing all the way down, and the low-neck T-shirt would be exquisite The entire collarbone is leaking out.Not to mention the scenery under the clothes.

You go out for a walk in this suit, little slug!

Osamu Dazai stretched out his arms to hug Nakahara Chuya with a bright smile, and said in a cold voice, "I took Chuya away, you step back."

"Yes."

Osamu Dazai turned around with Nakahara Nakaya in his arms, and stepped up the stairs step by step. Nakaya in his arms didn't notice the slightest danger. Rubbing his soft face, he fell asleep again.

"Nakaya is really a pig. This can also fall asleep, so it would be nice to just leave you on the ground, right?"

Osamu Dazai lowered his voice viciously, looked at Chuya's sleeping face and whispered, but held him tightly in his arms. The guards and the lady at the front desk who walked past the lobby bumped into him holding a report when he was about to enter the cadre's office. The lop-eared rabbit subordinates on the table.

"Master Dazai," Akutagawa paused cautiously. "I'll report."

"It's Akutagawa. I'm also drunk at home and like to lie in my arms and act like a baby. I'm sorry to let you see a joke." Dazai Osamu said with a smile on his face, and walked into the office of candidate cadres with Nakahara Nakaya in his arms. Free one hand to close the door. "Sorry, Akutagawa, please wait a while and report back. I have more important things to do with Zhong."

"........."

After admiring Akutagawa's stunned look, Osamu Dazai closed the door with a "snap".Without the presence of another person, the spring-like smile finally collapsed, and the whole body was filled with a bitter chill.

Really, every one of them likes to hit his puppy's idea.Even for him, it would be very troublesome to deal with each one.

*****

In a bad mood, Osamu Dazai turned the shower in the bathroom to the cold water setting, filled the water and threw Nakahara Naka into it. The full tank of cold water choked Nakahara Nakahara who fell into the water and choked hard. The slightly curly black hair lay limply on the cheeks, a little embarrassed.

But those ice-blue pupils are really beautiful all the time.Tsk.

"Damn it," Zhong Yuan Zhong also lay on the edge of the bathtub and wiped his face. Suddenly falling into the boundless cold water from a sweet sleep was like having a nightmare. "Damn, what's going on."

Anyway, no matter what the situation was, Zhong Yuanzhong finally came back to his senses after swearing, he breathed a sigh of relief with lingering fear, and his pupils constricted when he was stimulated by the approaching face.

"Wow, you're awake, little slug. It's really not in vain. I tried my best to wake you up with love."

Fuck, wake up with love! !

"And what the hell did you do?!"

Nakahara Nakahara stared viciously at Osamu Dazai with his slightly moist blue eyes. He took off the trench coat he always wore, and rolled up the sleeves of his white shirt several times, revealing the white bandage wrapped inside. arm.

Feel dry and refreshed.

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked down at himself, heh, his whole body was soaked after being roughly thrown into the water.The overalls T-shirt I was wearing was soaked and stuck to my body, which made me feel like a fucking embarrassment.

Goddamn bastard!

Nakahara also cursed the bastard Dazai fiercely in his heart, but in fact, because of the stimulation of the cold water, his head eroded by alcohol gradually became clear, and he remembered that Zhou Fangzun went to school with him, and also remembered that he took Zhou Fangzun to the bay Watching fireworks from the bridge.Then Mr. Mori called...

It's not good for him to meet the leader in a drunk state, but there's no need for this bastard to throw him into the water! !He is avenging his personal revenge publicly, definitely avenging his personal revenge publicly! !

"It seems that the little slug is fully awake." Osamu Dazai smiled gently, with a cool voice. "Since this is the case, there is no need for me to help you wake up again, although it is a pity to interrupt the beautiful dream of you and your red hair. Then you can solve it by yourself~"

Bastard mackerel, what the hell are you trying to do! !

Nakahara was about to explode with rage, he stood up from the bathtub with a "crash", grabbed Osamu Dazai who was about to leave, and dragged him into the bathtub.

"Idiot little slug, what are you doing!!!"

"Huh? Bastard mackerel, do you think you can get away with it if you messed with me? Are you kidding me!!" Zhongya Nakahara wiped his face with a wicked smile, pressed Osamu Dazai's head and pressed the seeds into the bathtub.

A slug and a mackerel fought in the bathtub. Although Osamu Dazai played a suppressive role in terms of supernatural powers, he is a fish (?) attribute in the water, but it is a pity that Nakahara Nakahara, who is the number one in physical skills, has the whole process Struggle under the pressure.

It directly caused Akutagawa, who came back "after a while", to hear Dazai Osamu crying (and) panting.

"Woo~ let me go!! Don't bully me~"

"Hahahaha, it's useless, no matter how hard you struggle, it's useless, scream, aren't you amazing!!"

"…………"

Akutagawa filled his mind with 108 popular science encyclopedias, and his hand holding the document trembled slightly.

*****

Half an hour later, the well-dressed Nakahara Zhongya knocked on the leader's office door, followed by Osamu Dazai, who kept sneezing, and slowly walked in, rubbing his red nose aggrievedly.

It's just that the two little guys are sneezing and their noses are red.

It would be funny to be someone else, but if you put it on top of the two candidate cadres who are only 16 years old and are vigorous and aggressive, for some reason, it is a bit cute in it.Nakahara Nakaya walked and looked at Osamu Dazai who was sneezing all the time, and his eyes were filled with saline water from sneezing, and he was actually a little proud of it, saying "Idiot, you have a cold, I'll take a cold shower too" It's all right!"

The other one turned its head angrily, making a fuss.Mori Ogai couldn't help but laugh.

"boss."

Mori Ogai glanced at the two little ones standing in front of the desk, he could see the complacent and aggrieved expression of one but didn't say a word. "This is the latest mission information. You execute it together."

Chuya and Dazai each took the documents and spoke in unison:

"Double tail????"