Grumpy Boys Welcome Spring

Xiaojiu, as the only whale in the army of impoverished idols, owns a villa. The house is bigger than other whales can imagine. It is not difficult to arrange a house for the teenager.

But it's definitely not easy.

Because the tradition of killer whales is that whenever brothers live in the same house, everyone sleeps in the same bed.

So their beds are huge.

Then there is... no other rooms or no futons for other rooms.

Xiao Jiu is at home alone today, the assistant is not here, and the part-time worker will not come today. The top idol who has not lit up the bed-making skills can only helplessly share his bed.

By the way, he just found the name of this bird brother on Baidu, Shoebill Stork.

Wow, it turned out to be relatives on land.

Xiao Jiuchao stretched out his hand: "Hi, I'm a killer whale."

The young man stared at the hand handed to him and fell into deep thought, then his eyes lit up unobtrusively, his right hand unceremoniously reached out to the top of his head, and he pulled out three more hairs from his thick hair and handed them to Xiao Jiu.

He repeated the same trick, stepped back half a step and stepped on the stool, beckoning Xiao Jiu to come over.

The scene in front of me is very familiar, it was the same when the silly bird stepped on the flower bed just now, and then the silly bird rubbed his chin on the top of his head.

Then I'm a fool.

Xiao Jiu took half a step back, her eyes resisting.

The boy began to grumble.

The boy began to feel sad.

The teenager is starting to be decadent!

Xiao Jiu walked forward with a bang, feeling the warm friction from the top of her head, and suspected that she had been possessed by an evil spirit.

"Brother, what is your hobby? Are you pulling out your own hair or rubbing other people's hair? Do you want to take your hair away?"

After rubbing, the expression on the boy's face looked much happier. Although he still looked dumbfounded, his slightly squinted eyes could very well reflect his frightened state of mind.

After being so old for a long time, the boy finally opened his golden mouth like a charity: "You sing beautifully, I like you."

Xiao Jiu: "That's what the whole world says." After a long time, he was still a bird fan.

The young man tilted his head, puzzled and said: "Humans also sing like this in courtship?"

"Courtship???" Xiaojiu subway old man looked at the expression on his phone: "What courtship?"

The young man spoke slowly: "I have heard many birds sing like this when courting, and yours is the best and most passionate."

Xiao Jiu recalled why she sang at that time, and felt that she was really a stick.

How lonely it is to be invincible.

Now it's all right, there's one more idiot.

While speaking, the silly bird's stomach growled.

Xiao Jiu followed the voice and looked over with a playful expression, but the silly bird did not show a shy expression, but asked straightforwardly: "Do you know where you can hunt nearby? I'm hungry."

Xiao Jiu, a city resident, sniffed the rustic atmosphere that he hadn't seen for many years: "Stupid, what are you hunting when you are a human being now? I'll order takeaway for you if you want to eat."

Sha Niao was a little surprised: "What is ordering takeout, can I eat it?"

Xiao Jiu is proficient in operating the mobile phone. He is very easy to order outside, and even has a lot of coupons: "It is to place an order on the mobile phone and let humans deliver food to you. You can just take a picture of what you want to eat."

"This is the same as in the zoo!" Silly Bird suddenly realized, and replied slowly: "That's great."

Xiao Jiu didn't even raise his head, looking at the dazzling pictures on his phone, thinking about what he wanted to eat, and asked again by the way: "Have you thought about what you want to eat?"

Sha Niao nodded obediently: "Yeah, I want to eat crocodiles."

"What???" Xiao Jiu looked up: "What did you say you want to eat???"

The silly bird didn't know why, but he still seriously reiterated: "The crocodile."

Xiao Jiu stopped and looked up at him: "Don't be kidding."

The silly bird shook his head, speaking slowly as always, but his firmness could not be ignored: "I'm not kidding, I want to eat crocodiles, the last time I found a crocodile was 30 days ago, I haven't eaten a crocodile for a long time, now I really want to eat a crocodile." eat."

...then you are awesome.

Trembling, Xiao Jiu searched for crocodiles on her mobile phone. While shocked, she felt that she was also a fool for being infected, so she came to search for crocodiles.

It turns out that there are actually crocodile sashimi, more than 100 copies.

It's amazing.

With a curiosity-seeking mentality, Xiao Jiu placed a double order of crocodiles, and also ordered various other seafood at the same store.

He didn't realize it if the silly bird didn't say it. He hasn't eaten fish for a long time.

The general category of fish sashimi here is still very complete.

The more Xiao Jiu thought about it, the more he missed it. Looking around, he ordered a lot of fish, each of which was his favorite when he was in the sea.

It's just that when I pay, I feel a little pain in my hands. There are only a few types of fish that cost thousands of dollars. The human world is not beautiful at all.

Especially when the takeaway was delivered home as quickly as possible, Xiao Jiu was holding a half-meter-long food box, feeling deeply cheated.

He understands that every kind of fish is cut into thin slices. After all, he has eaten it many times on the shore, but no one has ever told him that a portion is only the size of a palm, and there is a thick layer of ice underneath!

Obviously, when I went out to eat sashimi with my eldest brother before, I could eat all-you-can-eat QAQ.

... The eldest brother who often lends money to his brothers and pays for the whole group's willful food expenses alone sneezes in a distant place.The little assistant handed over a coat worriedly: "Did you catch a cold? Did you not sleep well last night?"

Xiao Jiu rummaged through the box until he saw the two crocodile sashimi that were even more pitifully small. He lost all thoughts of trying something new, and put them all in front of the silly bird: "Sorry, I didn't expect a crocodile sashimi. That's all, I'll give you both."

The silly bird didn't reach out to take it, but leaned over and sniffed it first: "Wow, it's really a crocodile. I've never seen a crocodile that grows like this." Then he poked the crocodile meat on the ice sheet with his hand.

Xiao Jiu slapped the back of his hand mercilessly: "Wash your hands before eating!"

Sha Niao was dumbfounded, looked at the back of his hand and then at Xiao Jiu, looked at the back of his hand and then at Xiao Jiu, the two fleshy cheeks were bulging visible to the naked eye, hummed muffled, Sha Niao turned his back, and on the back of his forehead It filled me up and I got angry.

Xiao Jiu: "..." What are you doing, you silly bird.

"If you don't want to eat, I'll eat it?" Wan Neng's elder brother coaxed his younger brother to do this trick. The third brother used this trick on him many times, and it was tried and tested. Xiao Jiu followed suit to coax the silly bird, but the silly bird was unmoved.

What a stupid bird with backbone.

Xiao Jiu changed his policy, washed his hands and came back to pick up a piece of shellfish with chopsticks, and said in a pretentious tone, "Wow, it's delicious~"

The silly bird's ears moved slightly.

Xiao Jiu deliberately opened his mouth to chew: "Well, this is so delicious, don't you want to try it?"

The silly bird jumped up, ran to the bathroom and came back, with a naive smile on its dull face: "I'm washing my hands."

Xiao Jiu looked at his dry hands without a trace of water and fell into thought...Silly bird can't use the faucet, so didn't he bully the fool just now?

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-03-2917:11:26~2020-03-3021:37:09期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!