Grumpy Boys Welcome Spring

Sha Niao's hands were clean, turned over and over and there was no water, Xiao Jiu held his hands and sighed: "Let's go, let's wash together."

Washing hands is also a laborious task. Seeing the faucet that would automatically flow out of water, Sha Niao was so kind, and tried to rub it with his chin without paying attention. Xiao Jiu stopped it twice, and finally was glared back by Sha Niao's reproachful eyes.

With an ordinary look in his eyes, Xiao Jiu interpreted it: Don't worry, I'm just playing with it, and it means true love for you.

This is really a ghost story.

Xiao Jiu planned to hide.

But the silly bird didn't want to rub the faucet anymore, it snuggled up to Xiao Jiu, and followed back to the dining room step by step.

Although the food is not top-notch fresh for them, this new way of eating is still very strange for Shaniao, so it is still delicious.

Xiao Jiu took the opportunity to search the Internet about why crocodiles appeared on the delivery software.

He thought that humans wouldn't eat such fierce, ugly, and big things, but he found that many times, as long as humans start to bother to artificially breed certain creatures, they are actually preparing for eating.

There are many farms authorized by the state in their province to raise crocodiles for human consumption, so compared to other places, their crocodiles are still relatively cheap.

Xiao Jiu covered her heart, she couldn't afford to exchange a few hundred yuan for a few slices of meat.

Thinking of it this way, he recalled that not long ago, the second brother sneakily told him that the panda next to the elder brother was very good at telling stories.Whether the story is great or not is another story. He remembers that there are quite a lot of pandas bred artificially in the country...

In his busy schedule, the boss who brought Xiaoba to the variety show smiled at the camera and finished his slogan, then hurried off the stage, the assistant handed over the phone: "The phone vibrated just now, someone should have sent you a message."

The boss clicked on it casually, and there was a red circle next to the portrait belonging to Xiaojiu, and the number in the circle was quite large.

He first glanced back at Xiao Ba, Xiao Ba's assistant pulled him to talk, and he hurriedly took the little assistant away: "Let's go first, I don't want to share the stage with a fool again."

Then I clicked on the message in the nanny's car.

[Xiao Jiu: Boss, protect the panda, he is on the human diet. 】

[Xiao Jiu: If he gets lost, please remember to go to the zoo to look for it first, there is also a panda base, it's too scary, why do humans eat pandas? 】

[Xiao Jiu: I just discovered that humans eat crocodiles. I thought that humans would not eat such ugly things, but I also found that humans eat insects? ! 】

……

The last message was horrifying. The boss looked at it. The last time Xiao Jiu spoke was half an hour ago.

[Xiao Jiu: I suddenly remembered that killer whales have also been bred artificially. Humans will not still eat killer whales. 】

The boss was startled, looked at the little assistant and then at himself, feeling that no one was safe.

He couldn't help getting closer to the little assistant, and the two of them shrank away from the human driver together.

The little assistant who was suddenly enveloped in male hormones was at a loss: "What are you doing?" Who can resist you approaching so suddenly?

With steady eyes, the boss quietly turned the phone screen to the little assistant, and slightly put his arms around the little assistant, so that he could protect him immediately if the little assistant fainted later.

"Pfft ha ha ha ha!" The little assistant rolled back and forth laughing in the boss's arms, he couldn't understand why he fell in love with such a group of live treasures in the first place: "What are you thinking about!"

"Who would eat national treasures, are you crazy hahahaha!"

Boss: "..." So he is the only one in danger?

The boss was also shocked, and turned around to search for keywords on the Internet that humans eat killer whales.

I can't find any news, not even gossip, but a bunch of rumors about killer whales eating humans...

Xiao Jiu, who forgot what she had done after posting the message, was reasoning with Sha Niao, telling him that the philosophy of life is that this is not allowed and that is not allowed, and he restrained himself from doing anything.

Leng Buding's mobile phone on the table next to him ding-dong.

Who is it so late at night, Shi Xiaojiu picked up the phone impatiently, it was a message from the boss.

[Boss: Are you mentally handicapped? Humans don’t eat killer whales. They don’t do business all day long to scare people. Don’t send me such nonsense in the future. 】

Xiao Jiu was stunned for a second, and only saw what she had sent before by relying on the chat records.

It turns out that humans don't eat killer whales, which is pretty good.

He held up his mobile phone and gave Sha Niao a personal statement: "Look, this is the result of doing unnecessary things, or things that should not be done."

The silly bird, who has not yet absorbed the knowledge of writing, leaned over to look at this small glowing box, grumbled, and rubbed his chin against the phone, with a little joy on his silly face.

He seems to like the things in this room very much, wanting to rub everything.

Xiao Jiu said that she was thirsty for a long time, so she stood up and walked to the kitchen: "I'm going to get two bottles of water, do you want juice?"

The silly bird nodded happily, and said slowly: "Yes~"

The kitchen is downstairs. When Xiao Jiu came back with a drink, he saw Sha Niao happily holding the Swiss Army Knife given by his fans, with his chin raised, as if he was about to touch it.

—Fuck!

"Stop! That won't work!"

Xiao Jiu was so angry that he rushed like lightning, snatched away the swiss army knife that had bounced off Sha Niao's hand, the sharp tip of the sharp knife, he was so anxious that his finger itched, as if it had been scratched.

Not caring about looking at her hands, Xiao Jiu's main concern was whether the idiot cut her own throat because she was too stupid.

The hand that didn't hold the knife lifted Sha Niao's chin, perhaps because he wasn't used to being touched by objects actively, Sha Niao trembled all over, and a tiny particle appeared on his slender, white neck, and then quickly returned to its original state. He even took the initiative to rub Xiao Jiu's hand with his chin.

Sha Niao smiled naively: "I like you too."

"I like a p." Xiao Jiu carefully looked at the silly bird's chin, and in just a few seconds, the silly bird's chin was rubbed red. It was really two hundred and five.

He had never seen two hundred and five with such a strange habit, it was simply poisonous.

Sha Niao was still rubbing his chin against Xiao Jiu's hand: "I'm hungry."

"Again???" Xiao Jiu took out her phone: "We just finished eating in less than two hours?!"

Sha Niao blinked, Sha Niao didn't understand, Sha Niao seriously said: "I'm hungry."

Xiao Jiu took out his mobile phone: "I'm convinced." Then he downloaded Fried Chicken Coke for Sha Niao.

He was seduced by the boss when he was in the water group before, but this time he came by himself.

So Xiaojiu not only took a screenshot of the fried chicken coke order, but even posted screenshots of the various sashimi orders he ate before in the group.

Love each other in a family:

[Xiao Jiu: Hi, I'm so happy. [Picture][Picture][Picture]]

[Qin Wu: Explain to me what Double Fried Chicken Coke means, and why you ordered two takeaways within two hours. 】

The silly bird was resting his head on Xiao Jiu's head tenderly, completely unaware that the cute little killer whale just lost half his life for him.

This is a fascinating love.

【Qin Wu: Give me the answer within 2 minutes. 】

[Xiao Jiu: I have a whalebill stork. 】

【Qin Wu: I decided to come and see you in person. 】

Playing, playing, playing and singing everything proficient group:

[Boss: Is he stupid? 】

[Second child: Sigh. 】

[Old Fifth: I didn't expect to die young is actually a verb. 】

[Third child: Sigh, Xiao Jiu already has a wife. 】

[Boss:? ? ? 】

[Third child: Boss, you can't do it, you have a sister-in-law and you are still in the water, you feel that you are not as good as us. 】

[Boss:? ? ? 】

[Third child: Do you think that the fourth child, the sixth child, the seventh child, and the eighth child will take care of us?Boss, you look so pitiful. 】

[The third child: Look at Xiao Jiu, such a serious whale has gone to the wrong group for love, and you are still here calling others stupid, what right do you have? ? 】

The little assistant brought a cover of white fungus to the boss: "Drink some white fungus, your throat is not feeling well recently, drinking some white fungus will be much better, I just poured it out and let it cool down, now it's just right to drink." A pair of deep, unwavering eyes looked at him without blinking.

The little assistant shook his hand: "What, what's wrong."

The boss had a hoarse voice, took the white fungus and drank it in one gulp: "It's okay." I refused.

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-03-3021:37:09~2020-03-3120:14:43期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：笑爹50瓶；卷卷卷卷卷10瓶；柚子汽水6瓶；改了、阿师5瓶；Dongdong2瓶；

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