Grumpy Boys Welcome Spring

No one slept tonight...but pandas and orcas slept soundly.

Four non-human beings, each with their own minds, share the same bed with different dreams.

Just before dawn, the assistant's mobile phone alarm clock on the small table next to the bed rang. It was Beethoven's fate. It was so exciting that it woke up all four people who had tossed and slept until late at night. .

Everyone sat up and stared at the dangling mobile phone with a gloomy face. The assistant of the owner of the mobile phone resigned himself to his fate and turned off the alarm clock. He didn't feel sleepy at all.Looking back at everyone, it turned out that the few people who were sitting just now had all fallen asleep again.

……

All right, just sleep if you don't have a schedule.

It is inconvenient for him to climb back into the previous pit now, and it can be said that he will make do at night, but doing so now is really not in line with the core values ​​of socialism.

Got to get up and cook.

Xianhui's little assistant cooks porridge online. In order to become an assistant, he learned a lot, including cooking. Just a bowl of millet porridge, he can make it sweeter than others.

After the three uncles woke up, their nostrils fluttered slightly, and they discovered the delicacy in the kitchen.

"Wow—it smells so good." The second child rushed to the kitchen first, excited like an energetic husky.

His eyes were pleasantly surprised, he fixedly looked at the food in the small pot in the hands of the little assistant, his eyes sparkled: "Wow, have you gone out to buy meat!"

The little assistant shook his head, stir-fried the last two times, and took out the dishes: "No, this is just the leftover fried chicken from yesterday. I removed the outer crispy shell and used it for frying. There is still so much, so we can't waste it. "

What a thrifty national treasure, the second child was so moved that he ate two big bowls with tears in his eyes: "Sister-in-law's cooking is delicious QAQ."

Pressed by the boss, she cried even more touching tears.

The next day there was an announcement that the boss had to call Xiaoba to let him come over after driving away the two stinky brothers. This day was not comfortable, and it was not fun to take care of the younger brother.

Xiao Ba came over soon after receiving the call. He was alone and did not bring the wild cat with him.

The little assistant is well-informed, and took the opportunity to tell Xiaoba some habits and characteristics of black-footed cats: "Black-footed cats look very cute, and even adult cats are much smaller than ordinary adult orange cats... They hunt super Powerful, purely based on hunting, his skills are even better than leopards."

Xiao Ba suddenly realized a question after listening to it: "So my cat is actually a black-footed cat?"

Now he really wants to go back and see if his cat is black jiojio.

The little assistant raised his forehead: "Shouldn't your biggest worry now be that he is actually an adult cat instead of a kitten?" Your previous care method was okay with a kitten, but it was too much for an adult cat. The main thing is that this adult cat is obviously an adult too!

Hentai never thinks he is a hentai, and Xiaoba is even very proud of it: "Whether he is a little milk cat or not, he is my cat."

In the words: You don't have a cat, you must be jealous of me, the meaning is strong.

The little assistant turned around calmly.

Heh, if my body is willing to stay by my side, I'll let you see if I have a cat.

At that time, I just need to lie down in front of you in a crowded place, point to you and say that if you give me overnight food, you will have to eat prison food.

When the dignity of our treasure does not exist?

The little assistant walked carelessly.

Looking back, I saw the main body still leaning on the boss's abdominal muscles in the dressing room... embarrassing.

The content of this job is actually a program interview. He participated as the leader of the killer whale boy group, and the content of the chat is almost all about the entire boy group, so the program team is quite happy about Xiaoba's arrival.

The questions asked by the program group were all prepared and sent to the boss, so this kind of question-and-answer session was actually done by the boss before. All the same, drip-tight.

However, when asked about their love life, the orcas, who have always been very selfish, began to be unconstrained.

Xiaoba's answer is: "I have a cat now, it is very cute. If my future partner is, I hope it is also a cat. I like this kind of cute."

The host smiled knowingly, and appeared, the artist's universal answer template.Even if you ask questions beyond the question book, you will get a very official reply. You are indeed an old Jianghu who has dealt with so many multimedia colleagues.

However, he is one of the few male hosts in this kind of talk show. He has two brushes. If you avoid the important and take the light, then I can also take advantage of the loophole: "Oh? It seems that Mr. Chu Huai is looking for a cat-type girlfriend. Well, this kind of girl is indeed very cute, haha! You have never announced the criteria for choosing a mate before, so is it only now that you have found the girl of the cat type that you have such a statement?"

Xiao Ba looked at the host as if he was looking at a fool, and his tone was full of natural regret for the fool: "I just started raising cats recently, and I don't have a girlfriend."

This regretful tone made the host feel uncomfortable for a moment. He felt that based on the context, Chu Huai should be regretting that he did not have a girlfriend, not something else... maybe.

No effective information could be obtained from Xiaoba, so the host threw the topic to the boss again: "Where is Teacher Youzhou? As the eldest brother, do you have any thoughts on this?"

The boss pondered for a moment: "For now, I personally don't have any ideas."

"Oh——" the host said meaningfully: "That is, there will be in the future, so do you have any favorite type?"

The boss looked down at his abdomen, where the panda was still rubbing against his abdominal muscles with an idiot face.

"For me, I don't have any favorite type for the time being, but it's best not to covet my abs..." I didn't think so before, but now I have a panda hanging on my abs. It feels like I'm pregnant. Shang kept saying that he wanted to touch him, but who knew if he wanted to rush up and hang on it like a wolf like a tiger like the little assistant.

Let humans hang on like this, he will die.

The program is recorded and broadcast, but there is still a large audience sitting below, most of them are fans of the boss or the killer whale. After hearing the answer from the boss, the first reaction is that the boss knows that they are licking their abs on Weibo. things.

A clear and loud boy came from the audience: "Husband, please stay away from the lives of fans!!!"

Boss:? ? ?

Xiaoba: Black question mark? ? ?

Assistant: Private chats are only understood by our client in the whole world. It’s fine if I just fell out of love, and now I’m still watching others misunderstand that I’m a male god and rape them.

The host laughed so hard that he made a joke to defuse the scene and told the audience not to disturb the recording, and at the same time told the director with a microphone not to cut this part.

When the show was broadcast, a group of starfish on the bullet screen laughed like crazy, and a tag of #Please Youzhou失谷气生活一点# became the top trending search, followed by #淑华猫维女友#.

Although it is very popular to call on idols to stay away from the lives of fans, and all fans feel deeply, but soon Chu Huai's girlfriend is the first one, because there was a dispute inside.

[Cat boyfriend: What's the matter, why can you girls be called husbands, don't our cat boyfriends deserve to have a name? @杀鲸-小八, hubby, take care of them. 】

This stabbed a hornet's nest.

[Lemon Essence: Who are you calling your husband? Do you know how long he has coaxed me with your words. 】

The hornet's nest was stabbed again.

[Dumb tree: I was so scared that I quickly hugged Chu Huai tightly. 】

[Hong Guoguo: Chu Huai was so scared that he hugged me tightly. 】

[Wisdom Fruit: Matryoshka is prohibited. 】

[Hong Guoguo: Matryoshka is prohibited. 】

[Green-skinned monster: Chu Huai: I was terrified at the time. 】

[Sand Sculpture: I'm afraid you hit the screen on your brother! 】

……

The old Qibai took time out of his busy schedule to take a look, and then hurried to Au 3 to download the latest Cang Xiao x Wang Yier.

The disappearance of every Zaan person cannot be regarded as a small matter, especially the king of Zaan whose parents have been alive for many years. His original goal is very clear. He will die on the battlefield of Zaan even if he dies. Everything retreats into the rivers and lakes.

Later with jellyfish.

Really fragrant.

Jellyfish is the same operation, he has no time to log in to Haiyue's account now, he has no time to get along with idols now, so he has no time to waste time on avatar trolls, he still has to continue to make money to buy swimming pools for idols.

If my idol is Neptune, then that sea must be all about me.

People who have future binding objects are very busy, but they only have their own killer whales. Xiao Jiu watched for a long time and witnessed Lao Qi's trumpet going online and offline. The delay was about 3 minutes.

According to his understanding of Lao Qi, Lao Qi must have watched the battlefield, but he didn't end this time-hey, this guy is no longer worthy of being a Zaunian.

Xiao Jiu ran to the rooftop to bask in the sun, singing loudly, how lonely Invincible is.

While sighing, a tall and thin boy with a delicate appearance but a dull expression walked up to him from behind, showing a fake smile that couldn't be more fake, stretched out his white and slender hands in front of him, slowly opened his fingers, and a piece of The white fluffy feathers lay quietly in his palm.

Xiao Jiu's singing stopped abruptly.

The words illegitimate meal suddenly appeared in my mind.

As we all know, illegitimate fans are the most unoffensive group among all fans. Even idols themselves are very afraid of such people. They hide when they can, and run if they can’t. Can't shake it off.

But when this kind of narrow road is facing the illegitimate fan, no fool will try to provoke the illegitimate student.

Xiao Jiu first took half a step back to confirm the safe distance, keeping his eyes locked on the boy's eyes, and did not dare to look at the feather: "Thank you, it is very beautiful, but this is a private villa, how did you get in?"

The boy with a dull expression was not in a hurry to explain, but tilted his head and passed the feather forward.

Xiao Jiu was attracted by his movements, subconsciously looked down, and saw a gray-white big bird with a long beak floating on the chest of this young man with feathers in his hand.

The familiar circle of white light made Xiao Jiu swallow subconsciously: "You know you are actually a bird, right?" The bird that gave him feathers must not be an illegitimate child.

The boy still refused to speak, and stubbornly wanted to pass the feather on his hand to Xiao Jiu.

... It was the first time he had seen such a tall person at such a big age.

Xiao Jiu took it helplessly: "Can I say it?"

The young man showed a bright smile, although his expression was still a bit dull, but his behavior finally came alive. He looked left and right, walked to the flower platform next to him and signaled Xiao Jiu to come over.

After watching it for a while, Xiao Jiu finally understood that he was a fool.

So he walked over in a calm manner, slightly raised his head to look at the young man who was half a head taller than him standing on the flower platform, and lowered his voice, for fear of irritating the idiot: "What's the matter, little idiot... bird."

The boy shook his head with a dull expression, opening and closing his mouth: "Hee, hee, hee."

Then he put his chin on Xiao Jiu's head with a click, and rubbed the soft meat on Xiao Jiu's hair.

Xiao Jiu: "..." What the hell? !

Xiao Jiu pushed the young man away and stepped back: "What are you doing?"

The boy took a half step back before he could react, his heel accidentally bumped into the evergreen sapling, and he fell down with a bang.

A pair of eyes that were not very agile blinked and blinked, not understanding how he fell down.

Xiao Jiu was startled when she saw the person fall, and hurried over to help her, but before she could walk in, she saw that the silly bird had stood up.

He was a little worried: "Are you okay? Did you fall somewhere?"

The young man opened and closed his lips quickly at him, but he didn't make a sound. Finally, he narrowed his eyes and glanced at him, then turned his head away with a hum.

???

Angry? ? ?

Xiao Jiu went around in front of him: "Isn't it?"

The boy snorted again and avoided it.

Xiao Jiu felt that things were getting tricky: "Okay, I'm sorry, I was wrong, I shouldn't have pushed you, but you just put your chin on my head, and everyone would be on guard, okay?"

Scumbags like to say that when they apologize, but the ending is that the girlfriend will be even angrier.

Of course, the young man was also very angry, opening and closing his mouth as if silently swearing, whenever Xiao Jiu walked in front of him, he would definitely snort and turn his back, leaving Xiao Jiu an angry back.

This is too difficult to coax, the key is why he wants to coax an intruder, isn't it nice to ask the security guard to drive him out?

"If you can't communicate like this again, I will have to ask the security guard to ask you to leave. If you fall, I will reimburse you for your medical expenses in due course, and nothing else will be left." He pretended to leave, but the corner of his eye was still there. Pay attention to the actions of this silly bird.

After walking a little more than two steps, the silly bird became anxious, stomped its feet and ran towards him, slammed its hand on its head, and three slender hairs were pulled out in a daze, abruptly. Rushed to him and handed it to him.

Xiao Jiu looked at the three hairs and fell into deep thought.

What kind of bird is this so weird? I've seen someone pluck their hair, but I've never seen one pluck their own hair.

Seeing that the young man was still looking at him eagerly, Xiao Jiu's heart softened, she stretched out her hand to take the hair, and sighed: "Why do you want to tell me, it's hard for me to guess like this."

The next second, the boy who had been waiting for him to take away the feather just now snorted again, and then turned his back hard.

Xiao Jiu: "..." May I ask what did Pikachu do wrong again?

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-03-2620:44:46~2020-03-2917:11:26期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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