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It's a young age, do jellyfish think they are not poisonous enough?

Those are not good memories.

When they were still in the sea, they found a jellyfish of the same style but more fancy in a shallow sea.

Such a beautiful thing is not worthy of being a killer whale!

So they swam over to the killer whale and whipped the jellyfish with its tail...

Seeing the jellyfish swirling in the sea as if being sucked into a vortex, a group of killer whales laughed so hard that all the killer whales within a [-]-kilometer radius knew that they had just played tricks on the jellyfish.

As a result, I couldn’t feel my tail for the next three days, and I encountered a humpback whale trailing and making trouble during the hunt. Anyway, the experience of starving for three days is still fresh in my memory.

With such a recollection, Lao Qi suddenly shivered, and tagged the thing that looked sticky but was actually terribly poisonous.

... A detour is a detour, but for a creature like a killer whale, once the curiosity comes up, it can't be held back.

So he scratched his head and wondered what the poisonous-looking wine the jellyfish was going to drink looked like.

Jellyfish are poisonous because they drink too much of these things?

Lao Qi's neck became longer and longer.

The voice of the bartender finally drifted over: "Here, your wine."

Lao Qi stood up, pretended to go to the bathroom, and passed the bar like a dog. When he passed behind the moon jellyfish, he took a quick glance at the glass of poisonous wine .

Wow!It's really poisonous!

The conditioned reflex, Lao Qi, who had no sense of tail, crept, ready to make a detour.

"Sir, you haven't paid the bill yet." The bartender's voice sounded from behind, aiming at Lao Qi who looked sneaky.

The orca skin all over his body exploded in an instant!No more than two steps behind the moon jellyfish, Lao Qi reached the scariest moment in his entire orca career!

Haiyue jellyfish subconsciously turned her head to see who the bartender was talking to.

A shadow covering his whole body in darkness instantly attracted all his attention!

The super fair skin that can still be vaguely glimpsed even in this dim light, and the familiar killer whale shaped buttons on the white shirt in the hoodie!

All of them prove one thing——

yes!elder brother!elder brother! ! ! !

It is the killer whale team that roams the sea, and the elder brother who is always followed by starfish!

The sea moon jellyfish was short of breath in an instant, and the whole jellyfish erupted with unprecedented highlights. A fierce tiger rushed to eat, and couldn't control Jijidi and wanted to jump into Lao Qi's arms: "Brother——"

"Bah-"

It fell hard.

Lao Qi dodged it quickly, making the moon jellyfish jump towards the ground in a daze as if it had dropped a frame.

Seeing that the jellyfish fell to the ground, and didn't have the energy to get up and sting him in a short time, Lao Qi didn't have time to breathe, so he quickly took out a few hundred yuan bills and threw them on the bar: "Don't look for it!"

Glide fast.

The sea moon jellyfish got up from the ground and chased even faster.

The bartender cried helplessly: "Hey, you haven't paid yet!"

The sea moon jellyfish is even more helpless. On the left side of the palm-sized face is something that my brother touched, and on the right is my brother himself: "You keep my brother's money for me, and I will exchange it with you later!!! Don’t get confused, that’s my life!!!”

After finishing speaking, he rushed out of the bar like a whirlwind, followed Lao Qi's back and ran desperately, his voice was hurried and soft: "Brother—wait—I'm a starfish! I'm not an illegitimate child!"

Hearing this, Lao Qi ran faster, ruthlessly rolled up a cloud of dust, and rushed straight to another store nearby to cover his whereabouts strategically.

Not only is it poisonous, but it can also deceive whales. It is very scheming and terrifying.

"Boss, come for a bowl of beef noodles."

Haiyue jellyfish ran all the way so that it didn't lose Aidou, and hurriedly followed Lao Qi into the store.

Today will definitely be a day that will be recorded in the annals of history, he, and idol face to face!

When he stepped into this beef noodle restaurant, he was still thinking: How should I say the first sentence to leave a deep impression on idols.

Jellyfish are known to have no brains.

So he sat directly opposite Lao Qi, opened his mouth as fast as he could—and began to tremble.

Shaking wildly.

He wanted to cover his mouth and cry: "It's Brother Cang Xiao, I'm Duwei—— no, I'm on the wall, and I'm not, brother, I am, I'm your long-lost fan..."

A word like weeping, eyes lax and resentful, caught Lao Qi who was unwilling to give up when he saw the jellyfish and planned to be tough, caught off guard, and frowned fiercely with his noble and arrogant brows: "You, don't cry."

Hai Yueshui's mother tongue is incoherent: "Brother Cang Xiao, I, my name is Haiyue, no, no, my name is Wang Yier, you have been a fan of me for ten years, and I am a group fan! You also like me the most in the group!"

After saying what he wanted to say, the sea moon jellyfish seemed to have fulfilled a long-cherished wish for many years, with bright eyes and a face full of death without regret.

Lao Qi raised his eyebrows fiercely, Wang Yier had never heard of it before, but the name Haiyue was very familiar, it was just that the way he spoke was different: "You straighten your tongue before talking to me."

The sea moon jellyfish didn't even notice that he said the wrong thing, he was still immersed in the joy of seeing the idol who could catch the idol, and when he saw the idol made a request to him, he immediately lay flat: "Adol, you shrink Either way I can-"

While talking, he unknowingly moved closer to Lao Qi.

Lao Qi was very careful not to let the jellyfish get close to him and sting him.

"Don't get too close to me, I'm not used to contacting strange jellyfish."

Strange jellyfish? !

Shocking!

The sea moon jellyfish turned pale with shock: "Brother Cang Xiao, what are you shrinking from!"

Still pretend?

Lao Qi looked disdainful: "Think that if you pretend to be a human, I won't know that you are a jellyfish? I can see it clearly. Stop pretending. You just want to sting me. I have seen a lot of jellyfish like you."

jellyfish -

The moon jellyfish is like being struck by lightning.

He was expelled from fan status by idol himself just now.

"Brother Cang Xiao, I'm a starfish, QAQ."

Lao Qi crossed his arms and said, "Keep blowing."

As soon as the words fell, the boss's beef noodles fell from the sky.

The sea moon jellyfish moved swiftly like the wind, and suddenly tore off the jacket and threw itself on Lao Qi. She was covered in beef noodle soup, but she held Lao Qi tightly in her arms and was airtight.

With the soft and waxy chest in front of him, Lao Qi subconsciously took a breath of air, and a sweet and mild aroma entered his nostrils.

It is the breath of fresh water.

As soon as he was in a daze, the lingering breath quickly left again.

The jellyfish, which were shiny just now, are now faintly visible to the naked eye.

Lao Qi saw the beef noodle residue on the moon jellyfish at a glance.

The boss got up from the ground in a hurry, and apologized to the moon jellyfish with a blushing face: "I'm sorry, I just stepped on something and slipped. Let me accompany you with a new dress."

Almost immediately understood what had just happened, Lao Qi swished his eyes towards the jellyfish in disbelief.

The jellyfish's face was astonishingly red, her posture was awkward but her smile was very sweet, her eyes secretly glanced at Lao Qi, which happened to meet Lao Qi's eyes, and hurriedly moved away: "No, it's fine as long as he's fine, I'll take the clothes back as a memorial."

Lao Qi took a deep breath, and his ears suddenly became hot.

Oops, this jellyfish is highly poisonous.