Grumpy Boys Welcome Spring

The mobile phone in his pocket started beeping, and Lao Qi was still blushing desperately, his ears were intermittently deaf, and he turned a blind eye to the mobile phone.

Haiyue jellyfish was at a loss, wondering why Aidou had been staring at him all of a sudden, it was really embarrassing to see.

Then he was attracted by idol's peculiar ringtone, but idol didn't seem to want to answer the phone.

The sea moon jellyfish struggled for a moment, but couldn't help but reminded with a blushing face: "That... Brother Cang Xiao, your phone is ringing."

The phone is ringing, what phone?

Old Qi was stunned for three seconds before he could react, his eyes suddenly fell back on his mobile phone, and the ringtone of the mobile phone was still ringing tirelessly.

Lao Qi frowned fiercely, and answered the phone: "You'd better explain to me what's going on with my phone's ringtone."

Not far away, the sea moon jellyfish, who was watching him on the phone, seemed to be shot in the heart by Cupid, holding his chest with difficulty breathing.

Mom, my idol, good job!Mom, he exploded! !

At this time, I can explain what Hujiujiuhu means in the killer whale world.

Approximate application scenario: "Are you a Hujiujiuhu, jellyfish are better at hunting than you!"

"Hoo chirp chirp chirp, if you don't coordinate your limbs, don't come out and make a fool of yourself!"

"Hoo chirp chirp chirp!"

Insult means very strong, anyway, it is not a good word.

What Lao Qi recognized was the voice of Lao Liu, arrogant and mean, there was no more annoying voice than this.

It was Lao Liu who called him, and obviously Lao Qi's questioning was not painful to Lao Liu: "Please explain to me what is next to the old place, there are more than a dozen stores next to the old place, no If you can speak human language, go back to the sea."

The old seven looked unhappy and hung up the phone directly.

As soon as I looked up, I saw a jellyfish with a springy face.

He suddenly felt uncomfortable again.

The jellyfish would just sting him while he wasn't paying attention.

The more I thought about it, the more frightened I became. The cheeks that had just been touched by the body of the jellyfish were also hot, and I was afraid that they were poisoned.

After thinking about it, Lao Qi still sent a message to the group: "I'm at the beef noodle shop next to my old place, come quickly, I promise there are no jellyfish here, and I haven't been stung."

The sixth child was the first to speak: "Do you want me to inform the fans about the memorial service?"

Lao Qi turned off his mobile phone angrily, looked at the increasingly dim light on the jellyfish, and sighed with scorching eyes, stretched out his hand, took off his clothes and threw them to him: "Change your clothes, and you will be covered with oil again." Go down, and you're going to die."

Idol gave me his coat! ! !

The jellyfish is going to frame itself, I'm so jealous of you, the little fairy who seduced my idol!

In the next two seconds, he changed clothes, as fast as a master trained by special forces.

Lao Qi looked at the jellyfish whose light slowly recovered after changing into his clothes with satisfaction, at least this guy would not die in front of him.

"Ah, it's Cang Xiao!!!"

There are many starfish in the beef noodle shop who, like Lao Qi, failed to squeeze into the old place of the killer whales. Originally, they only hoped to breathe the air of the same sky as their brothers. Who knew they would watch it here? To the brother himself!

And it's the elder brother who just started business on Weibo!

The fans in the noodle shop responded all the time, rushing towards Lao Qi who had just taken off his coat in a smug manner.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

"elder brother--!!!"

There were too many people around at once, and even the natural relatives of the killer whales were a bit overwhelmed. Lao Qi subconsciously put on the business smile explained by the agent and greeted everyone.

"Hello, have you eaten yet?"

The hearts of the starfish were about to jump out, and it was more difficult for the other to breathe while covering their chests.

Lao Qi smiled, because of his tall stature and profound features, even if he was only wearing a simple white shirt now, he looked very expensive, as if some domineering president ran out without being restrained.

"Then eat well. My friend's clothes are dirty and his body is also stained with oil. I'll take him to clean it up."

The starfish were so satisfied, they looked at Lao Qi with teary eyes: "Brother, don't worry about us, you should go back early! Don't stay outside, it's not safe to walk on the street like you, don't forget that starfish will always love you!" you!"

Lao Qi smiled and went out, with a string of starfish on his back.

Lao Qi said goodbye again and again: "Go back and eat, don't be hungry."

The starfish nodded again and again: "Okay brother, you can say whatever you want." Then they still followed.

Not long ago, all the members of the orca men's team who had just received the news of Lao Qi and hurried over to collect Lao Qi's body saw the star-studded Lao Qi at a glance.

Lao Liu snorted coldly: "This Hu Jiu Jiu Hu took the initiative to hold hands with the jellyfish, let's go, this corpse is poisonous and cannot be collected."

The killer whale men's team, who came and went wherever they came, was mighty, and they walked crisply.

The starfish sent Lao Qi back to the hotel where he was staying before leaving, leaving the moon jellyfish with a few drops of oil stains on his head.

Lao Qi was still a little far away from him, folded his arms in a defensive posture, dared to look at him when he saw the jellyfish, and quickly pointed to the door next to him: "The bathroom is over there, there is a bathtub, and there are everything in it, you can adjust it yourself."

The jellyfish was stunned for a while before realizing that Aidou really invited him to take a bath!

His face turned red from the blushing to the base of his neck: "Thank you, thank you... Thank you Brother Cang Xiao."

The voice is soft and waxy, very similar to his appearance, and a little ethereal.

Lao Qi felt uncomfortable all over, turned his head and sat down on the bed, took out his mobile phone to see what monsters those Hu Jiu Jiu Hu were doing in the group.

Boss: "Stay where you are and don't move around, we bought oranges over here."

Fourth child: "Blow the suona and cover it with a white cloth, fans all over the Internet wait for the food to be served."

Fifth child: "Let's go, collect his body first."

Fucking killer whale.

Lao Qi closed the chat group angrily, turned around and opened the decisive battle Orphan Jing, fighting in the qualifying match, dying to death.

After one round of laning, with a record of 32 kills, 32 deaths and 0 assists, he was reported as a sieve, and he could only play man-machine and rp, waiting for the next opportunity to rank.

He is venting here, the little jellyfish inside is full of bags.

Can anyone tell him why there is a snakeskin pocket of sea salt in the bathroom?

There was also a shovel in the sea salt bag, someone had obviously shoveled the salt in it.

So why is there sea salt in the bathroom?

Cang Xiao brother like to take a bath with sea salt?

The little jellyfish stared at the sea salt bag for a long time, and finally grabbed a handful of sea salt and threw it into the bathtub... and then grabbed a small handful...

In the end, I soaked myself up and came out.

For some reason, after taking a sea salt bath, he seemed to be out of spirit.

When he staggered out of the bathroom, the irritable Lao Qi dropped his phone, scolded Orphan Jing, and when he turned around, he saw almost no light left on the jellyfish.

Immediately, the orphan Jingdu was left behind, and Lao Qi was so frightened that he almost flew out of his wits: "Whatever you do, you will play yourself to death!"

The little jellyfish on the opposite side was aggrieved, its floating posture was very unstable, wobbly, as if it would die at any moment.

It's not easy to meet a fellow villager, even if the fellow villager is highly poisonous, Lao Qi is still reluctant to play with any creature that is not on the recipe.

He hurriedly wrapped a towel around his hands to support the wobbly little jellyfish, and helped the jellyfish to sit on the bed: "You wait, I'll pour you water."

Then pour a cup of light salt water for the jellyfish.

As soon as the salt water entered the mouth, the little jellyfish noticed something wrong.

But what is this water that tastes wrong!This is clearly the love from idols!Not to mention that this love is salty, even if it is bitter, he must drink it today!

Then Lao Qi looked in horror at the little jellyfish whose last bit of light was almost extinguished after drinking the water!

"Hurry up and throw up!"

Lao Qi got angry, who knew that the little jellyfish's eyes were wide open, and there was still water in it. He looked at the cup in his hand reluctantly, and swallowed it all.

The little jellyfish was so dim that there was only the last faint light left.

Lao Qi looked for fresh water everywhere like crazy, and finally found two bottles of mineral water in his backpack that fans gave him during the day. Without thinking about it, he unscrewed the bottle cap with one hand and fed it into the little jellyfish's mouth.

He just realized that this jellyfish is a fucking freshwater jellyfish!It took a bath to look like this, probably because a lot of sea salt was thrown into it.

This jellyfish can't be a fool.

How dare you take a salt water bath knowing that you have fresh water?

After filling with fresh water, the light on his body gradually came back. Although it was still very faint, at least it didn't seem to scare the whale anymore.

Lao Qi put the little jellyfish tightly wrapped in a bath towel on his bed without complaint: "You need to rest now."

Then he turned and went to the bathroom.

There was no water in the bathtub, but a thin layer of water mist had condensed on the glass and mirror and hadn't dispersed.

The blue veins on the old seven's forehead twitched, and he endured and endured so that he didn't burst out directly, and his face completely turned black when he looked back at the bag containing sea salt.

Jellyfish are really mindless creatures, freshwater jellyfish, rubbing their back with sea salt, how dare they use such hot water?

Are you sick?

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-01-1001:01:08~2020-01-1201:38:25期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who irrigates the nutrient solution: Sometimes the wind will cry 2 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!