Grumpy Boys Welcome Spring

When Huaguo's popular idol group debuted, no one would have imagined that they would be so popular, so popular that both men and women could eat it.

The 'who' here does not include themselves.

They are very confident.

When Orca and his party were scouted for the first time on the street, the scout came over with a business card and said to them with a mysterious face: "My friend, are you interested in becoming a star? Your height and appearance are perfect! Then you can act as you like." A character is hot every minute?"

A group of killer whales chirped and chatted together: "Why do you want to be popular for being good-looking?"

"Then am I not the most dangerous?"

"Go away, just like you look, blind people like jellyfish can't see you."

After the quarrel, the killer whales sent a Hanhan to stand up.

It is impossible to say that you don't want to be popular, and Hanhan's language art has been processed: "We don't want to play a role."

The scout was stunned, thinking that they didn't want to be actors: "Or be singing and dancing idols? You guys have great figures, if you form a singing and dancing boy group, you will definitely be able to hit the screen!"

"Sing and dance?"

The scout nodded: "If you don't know how to do it, you can also arrange to learn."

Hanhan didn't bother to speak, and his super-A appearance made him even disdain full of dignity: "Singing and dancing still need to learn?"

"In addition to eating, we are singing and dancing the rest of the time."

Well established!

As if the scout had found a treasure, he immediately took the killer whales back to the company.

……

The orcas, who claim to be singing and dancing all the time except for meals, made their debut in the practice room. The songs they sang were folk songs and folk songs from some place, and the dances they danced were original dances created by some ethnic groups. In short, they were very wild. , primitive, full of natural charm... To put it bluntly, it is a flurry of dances.

The new manager panicked and took them to a training class for half a year. They dragged on for half a year, until their hair turned gray, and they paid a lot of money.

The main reason is that these nine look like adults, but in fact they like to cause trouble like a group of children who haven't grown up. They like to get together, quarrel, and love to flirt.

The only consolation is that they have super physical strength, strong learning ability, and a playful attitude in class. They can leave the factory in half a year.

When the debut album was released, the manager burned the incense in the middle of the night. He didn't expect these restless grandsons to become famous, but at least he could leave a little impression in front of everyone and earn money for dinner.

After the begging was over, the manager slapped himself: "God of Wealth, I'm sorry I was so tired and crazy just talking nonsense, I beg you to make those cute kids a hit..."

Then it really took off.

Under the spotlight, the manager covered his conscience and smiled lovingly: "Yes, yes, they are a group of super cute and caring children! Please take care of them! Yes, yes, it is very worry-free to take them, they are very Sensible and steady! I will definitely not let down the love of the fans! Yes, yes, they respect me very much, and our relationship is very friendly! I believe everyone will like them more and more in the future!"

[Old driver driving the car: Fuck me, I must share with you a super nice song I just heard!Simply!The male dolphin sound is so easy! (Share link)]

Of course, the old driver is a marketing account approved by the manager for the company. His fans are not too many, but they are definitely not too few. He usually shares some unpopular songs, and his fans are more loyal.

When a small group of fans were about to take a bite of this Amway, the old driver posted another Weibo with a video attached.

[The old driver drove the car: ahhhhhhhhhh I beg you to click the MV! !So handsome bros! !Let go of me, I still want to lick!I want to lick this phone through! ! ! 】

Fans who can pay attention to niche song bloggers are naturally inquisitive: let me be healthy!If you're not handsome, I'll blow your head off!

[Dudoo eating boob: Damn it! ! !Super handsome boss! !Full screen legs! !Give me all this Amway! ! ! 】

[Duck doesn't have to: ah ah ah abs! awsl! 】

[Yogurt Pudding: Woohoo, so handsome... I'm going to climb the wall. There are nine new brothers, handsome, A, and awesome in singing. 】

Halfway up the wall, I remembered something was wrong.

[Yogurt Pudding: What is the group name of the brothers written in the opening title? 】

[The old driver drives the car: @元肉泡丁杀鲸男团. 】

[Yogurt Pudding: What? 】

[Old driver driving a car: Reply to @元肉泡丁They are called Killer Whale Men’s Group, I didn’t believe it just now, I went back and read the group name several times... It can be said to be very casual...]

The yogurt pudding was silent for a long time, and after about 3 minutes, she replied.

[Yogurt Pudding: How could it be random!Such an excellent team name is hard to find with lanterns! 】

This message was liked the most, and it became the best qualification certificate for yogurt pudding as a super veteran fan.

Up to now, the men's group is in full swing, and everyone has complied with the manager's arrangements for music and film to blossom. There are many excellent film and television works released at the same time as the concert. It can be said that they have completely entered the top class.

Yogurt Pudding, who has become an old fan, actively organizes fans to rank in various fan groups: "Hurry up and vote for the brothers! Can't let No.2 catch up with them within 5000 million votes! Sisters!!!"

The price of being hot is the continuous rotation of gears. Of course, a group of killer whales who have seen the big world will no longer worry about the tragedy of the hot killer whales. They sit in twos and threes in the background chatting and playing, and from time to time they will chat with members sitting in another corner far away. Scold each other two words five.

Those fans who were further away couldn't hear what they were saying at all, but it didn't stop them Xizi from cheering: "Oh my God, they have such a good relationship, those gossip bloggers actually said that they were divided internally, and they couldn't even believe the punctuation marks .”

"Yes, yes, yes, there are still some black fans who just can't see the unity of the brothers, insist on opening their mouths and shutting up to divide. If they don't believe the facts in front of them, they will go to believe the fake ones."

Lao Qi, who was sitting in the farthest corner, held his mobile phone and shook his fingers rapidly, sending a whole page of words from time to time.

The sixth child glanced at it, what: Shabi... Garbage... Grave mound jumping dice... Sima... Goubi... and other words and sentences, he was immediately excited and joined the team.

All black fans will die to me! ! !

When it's time to play, the sixth and seventh Weibo accounts respectively post Sui Yuejing Hao Weibo.

[Killer Whale Men's Group - Old Seven: On stage. [Selfie]]

[Killer Whale Men's Team - Old Sixth: Come on everyone. [Selfie]]

There are more people holding Xizi's heart.

[Yogurt Pudding: [Picture] [Picture] [Picture] At the scene, the photos of the brothers in the background, and the photos when they took selfies, Wuli fairy brothers are very serious about business! 】

There was a lot of chatter: "At the scene, I am in suit pants."

"At the scene, I am leather shoes."

"In the field, I'm the hair."

"At the scene, I am the mobile phone."

"At the scene, I am my brother's little heart."

"Are you shameless upstairs?"

When he finally had some rest, Lao Qi threw the life rope around his collar to the manager: "Here, I'm going out to play."

The manager instantly entered a fighting state, took the tie and held down Lao Qi, just like a policeman holding down a thief, and tried his best to put it back on him: "Dream! Put your tie on quickly, you will be full of paparazzi when you go out, you How can the messy appearance be photographed!"

Unable to hold back, the remaining eight grandchildren all swarmed around throwing ties and clamoring to go out to play.

Lao Qi took advantage of the chaos and slipped away, changed into a hoodie and went to the old place to wait for them.

The old place is crowded with people.

Lao Qi was dumbfounded, and called Lao Liu: "The old place is so crowded that it's going to explode."

The voice of the sixth child was surprised: "Don't you know that all the fans have gone after we were secretly photographed there last time? It's been more than a week, right? Are you a village network?"

Is that why I can't get in? !

Feeling very sad, Lao Qi stopped cursing and walked into a small shop next to him with dim blue lights on his two-meter-long legs.

Azure Bar, all right.

Under the dim light overflowing with light, Lao Qi's face hidden under the brim of the hoodie was not real, and no one paid special attention to him, so he quickly found a booth with good concealment.

After ordering a glass of blue ocean, Lao Qi lazily leaned on the sofa and sent a message to the small group: next to the old place...

Hmm... what blue bar?

A shiny jellyfish floated in from the bar, instantly attracting his attention.

Lao Qi turned off the phone and put it back in his pocket, carefully looking at the soft jellyfish.

The sea moon jellyfish didn't notice him at all. As soon as he came in, he ran to the bar and sat down. The waxy voice floated all the way from the bar to his ears: "Bartender, I want to drink a drink that looks very poisonous." Wine, is there any?"

Lao Qi was taken aback for a while.