Poems of Sea and Land

"Come on, little assistant! "The first issue has already been received, and the response is good, and the variety show is still being filmed.How should I put it, although there are some waste films, they are generally harmless.No, those who rushed to get together got together again.

Well, no matter how you look at it now, it looks like a big game...

[Voice-over: If these people were divided into two groups, one group would gather in Hengdian, and the other group would set up a recording studio, you would think it would be a big deal...

Will of the Great Universe: Alright, let me speak for Xiaohua, there are shady scenes and black-box operations, we only pick Qi Lu and the others to talk about it!

Voiceover: No, boss, I really didn’t want to ask more questions this time...]

Facing the video recorder, "Come on, little assistant! "The chief director of Li Wei began to announce the rules of the game this time.It would be very interesting to hear him say it, but it is questionable how much he can hear it.

"All in all, this game requires everyone to swap identities," Li Wei stretched out his index fingers, and then crossed his arms in an X shape. He smiled, "That is, the identity of the artist and the assistant are swapped."

"It will be very interesting!"

As soon as Li Wei finished speaking, Qi Lu raised her hand, and she shouted, "Hey, why do I feel that this gameplay is a bit familiar?"

Li Wei smiled, opened his right palm to Qi Lu, and smiled brightly, "Because this is based on your previous thoughts." Li Wei obviously didn't want to let Qi Lu go so easily, and his appearance in Qi Lu became more and more exaggerated After seeing the expression on his face, he smiled and said, "So do you remember that I asked you about the idea of ​​the game project for this show?"

"..."

Qi Lu opened his mouth, but was speechless, why do you think she owes her so much? !

The people around Qi Lu also moved to the side, their expressions seemed to say again—"Hey, Qi Lu, look at you unlucky boy!"

Gee.

Li Wei had a panoramic view of the gloating expressions of everyone present, and couldn't help laughing inwardly.

"Don't look at her, I have considered your suggestions, so the follow-up plot has to be unlocked."

"..."

See you soon!

Li Wei put his hands behind his back and said: "In order to let everyone get into the role faster, we also arranged for a flying guest." Li Wei made a fool of himself, looking at Wang Ruijun with an obviously ambiguous smile meaning.

"Let's invite the new director - Mo Mo!"

"!"

Wang Ruijun opened his mouth wide, obviously surprised and a little overwhelmed.Really, although Mo Mo mentioned that she was making a movie when he came home before, he also talked about variety shows.But because it was all mentioned casually, Wang Ruijun didn't take it to heart at all.

So what's going on now, someone, she's here?

what?

[Voice-over: Don't ask why some people can enter other crews to mix shots, and don't ask why these crews stop working to receive them.The question is that this variety show and movie are sponsored by someone's cousin.For anything else, we dare not say, and we dare not ask. 】

The movie Mo Mo is currently directing is about costumed martial arts, and he promised to let "Come on, little assistant!" In fact, more than half of the reason why the guests of " came to the crew was to use this variety show to create momentum. They are all one family anyway, so there is no need to talk about two families, right?

Of course, in order to prevent the leak of the plot, their guests must act differently from the real script, and they will not wear the clothes of the leading actors.In any case, after all, I just came here to play for two days and go through the motions.

[Voiceover: Really?I do not believe. 】

Li Wei cleared his throat and said with a smile, "Then, let's start!"

Program requirements: Each group of guests relies on lottery to select roles, and the former artist's current assistant who has switched identities will do makeup for the current artist's former assistant.Artists now need to perform a play, let several public judges score, and the one with the highest score will get a mysterious gift~

Of course, if the score is too low, there may be severe punishment for fried chicken~

Because both Qi Lu and Wang Ruijun brought two assistants, but they only had one person, and two of them definitely couldn't handle it, so they each chose one of these two assistants.Qi Lufang sent Hailan, and Wang Ruijun sent Pan Wu.

Gu Chen: Fortunately, I only brought Xiao He~

Oh, yes, it is worth mentioning that the results of their draw are quite interesting.

Gu Chenfang: Passerby A.

Qi Lufang: The son of a rich family.

Wang Rui Junfang: The brothel boss*.

[Voice-over: I know you guys will complain, but for my boss... I have nothing to say.Of course, in order not to waste too much ink, Wang Ruijun's side...we won't describe it in detail...don't ask why, because...it's really...a bit...spicy orz】

The staff led these people to their respective dressing rooms.

Hai Lan took off her glasses, her dead fish eyes were small and lifeless.

"Pfft." Qi Lu covered his mouth, and finally couldn't hold back his laughter, "Hahaha, Lanlan, you look so funny now!"

Cheng San also turned his face away, and couldn't help laughing.There is only Hailan, looking at someone silently, thinking about some unhealthy things with colors in her mind...

"Snapped!"

Qi Lu patted Hai Lan's shoulder, and smiled so much that there were only slits in her eyes, she said: "I will make you look good!"

——Do you think I will believe it?

Hailan took a deep breath, as if accepting her fate, she sighed, "Okay."

Qi Lu casually took the liquid foundation, dipped it and dipped it, and when he was about to apply it to Hailan's face, he stopped suddenly.

"Pfft, hehehe..."

"..."

Hailan looked at Qi Lu silently, with an unclear expression in her eyes.Cheng San also just sat aside, quietly watching the performance of the two.

Cheng San: Ahhhhhh!

Ignoring the camera's shooting, Qi Lu laughed to himself and trembled.Probably finally couldn't hold it anymore, Hai Lan held her hand and forced a smile, "Don't laugh."

"Hahahaha," Qi Lu put the foundation aside, covered his stomach with one hand, and patted Hailan's shoulder with the other, "It's not that I want to laugh, hahaha, it's just you who are like this, it's so funny, you know?"

--sorry, I do not know!

With the glasses removed, the sea-blue eyes are noticeably smaller, and they are always squinting. This situation is even worse for a family that is not well-to-do, er, no, the small eyes are even smaller and exquisite.

Sea Blue: Smile.jpg

In addition, it is probably because the sun protection is not in place, there is an extremely unnatural white line at the position from the eyes to the ears and temples...

[Hai Lan: Don't laugh, that's because my baby Lu Lu and I went on a trip and got tan~ so do you have a girlfriend to accompany you on the trip?A group of single dogs laugh at people who have girlfriends, what are they doing?Looking for abuse? ! Youseeseeyou,onedaydayde.

Will of the Great Universe: Fuck, can you still show affection like this? You are 88! 】

Qi Lu laughed enough [actually it was Li Wei who greeted her] and began to help Hailan make up very seriously, but Qi Lu finally stopped laughing, and Hailan had another problem.

"Don't laugh!" Qi Lu grumbled.Hailan froze for a moment, pursed her mouth tightly, stretched out her hand and swiped it from left to right, as if she was pulling a zipper.After finishing, Hailan made an OK gesture.

The three of them finally put on their makeup and came out. As soon as they came out, they got a lot of laughter.

[Voice-over: Of course, we won’t give the camera to Pan Wu, hey, the two lumps of blush on his face are like a monkey’s butt, there is a big mole at the corner of his mouth, and thick eyebrows.. ....

Will of the Great Universe: Xiao Hua, didn't I tell you not to describe a guy with hot eyes?ah? ! 】

The public judges rated the three people, and the best one was Gu Chen, then Qi Lu, and finally Wang Ruijun... But because Wang Ruijun's Pan Wu was special, he got a special award... ....

Everyone: Can this work?

[Voice-over: It’s actually a book about beauty and make-up, it’s nothing. 】

After putting on makeup, I was filming in front of the camera. Here I skipped it because I didn’t know how to write because of the will of the universe.

[Voice-over: I don’t know how to write, but didn’t I just scribble before?So my boss is scum! 】

There was a very short interview after filming.

Quick question and quick answer, start!

Qi Lu——

Q: In your impression, which of your assistants is the most responsible?

76: San'er, of course, with max mobility!

Q: What do you think of your two assistants?

76: Cheng San is in charge, Lanlan is cold on the outside and hot on the inside.Really, don't look at Lanlan who looks indifferent at ordinary times, but after getting acquainted with her, she becomes a chatty chatterbox!

Q: So which assistant do you have the best relationship with?

76: Of course it's Lanlan, after all...

Q: Do you have anything to say to the two assistants?

76: Ahem.First of all, San'er, really, I have been very grateful for your efforts in the past four years. I am lucky to have an assistant like you!Then there is Lan Lan, how should I put it, I hope you can treat your partner better and spend more time with her!

Q: What do you think of this identity swap game?

76: I suspect that Li Wei [director] has a problem with me!

[Voice-over: Don't ask what is in the ellipsis, and don't ask why Qi Lu would say such a thing to QwQ]

Cheng San——

Q: What kind of person is Qi Lu in your impression?

3: Lively, carefree, heartless.But people are nice and kind.

Q: What kind of person is Hailan in your impression?

3: Game master, a bit lazy.

Q: Who do you think Qi Lu trusts more between you and Hailan?

3: If it is about work, Lu Lu may feel more at ease with me.Apart from work, Lu Lu has no bottom line trust in Lanlan.

Q: What would you like to say to Qi Lu.

3: Thank you and Miss Wen for giving me this job.

Q: What do you want to say about this identity swap game.

3: Very novel and interesting.As expected of Lu Lu, he can come up with such a way to play.

Sea blue——

Q: What kind of person is Qi Lu in your impression?

Hai: Heartless, gluttonous, ancestral game dishes.

Q: What kind of person is Mileage Three in your impression?

Hai: Work seriously and responsibly, with max force value!

Q: Who do you think Qi Lu trusts more between you and Cheng San?

Hai: It depends on which aspect.

Q: What would you like to say to Qi Lu.

Hai: I will not be sensational.

Q: What do you want to say about this identity swap game.

Hai: [pointing to himself, shaking his head] I have nothing to say.

The author has something to say: A good girlfriend came to play at my house yesterday, and I was so tired...

Thank you to everyone who is here, stayski! ! !