Poems of Sea and Land

From "Come on, little assistant! "Two weeks after the official start of recording, a certain station began to play.As soon as the result was broadcast, it received a lot of praise.For a while, the entry of #加油小友者# was also on the hot search list.

[Voice-over: Actually, I bought it, but because of the high popularity, there is no need to care about these details. 】

At the beginning, I started to introduce the artists, because they all started from the homes of the artists, so their homes were also photographed.

The first person to be photographed was Gu Chen, well, she is a well-known actress after all, both popular and popular with the audience.So she has the highest degree of discussion, and because the house is very tidy, she is too gentle in dealing with others and is called "sister".

Um, so what kind of sister is it?

[Sister Chen's sweetheart: ahhh, sister Xiaochen is really gentle!That smile is so sua! 】

[The little wife of the Gu family: Woohoo, sister Xiaochen, I recommend you! 】

[The concubine of the Gu family: Xiao He is really capable!Why am I not Xiao He?In this way, I can be with Sister Xiaochen every day! 】

[The person next to Gu Chen's pillow: Rich woman, soft rice, hungry! (Undress)】

The little wife of the Gu family: Who fucked, to wake her up?

Gu's concubine with a broom: Get the number plate and stand aside! 【Undress】

Xiao Gu: Take off your clothes, already on the bed~

......

Ahem, please ignore some people's flood, let's skip it.The thing is like this, due to the large number of people participating, it may affect our protagonist's role, so we don't need to use too much ink to embellish other artists and assistants.

[The Will of the Universe: Cough, Mr. Qi, look...

Alipay arrives at RMB5180

Will of the Great Universe: What's inside, Mr. Xiao Hai, why don't you...

Alipay arrives at RMB6480

Will of the Great Universe: No matter what you watch, it is said that there is no black-box operation in our live broadcast room, right?

Voiceover: My boss who collects money on both sides and operates in the dark is really a scumbag...]

Finally started to introduce Qilu.Qilu's house is not big, just a small villa, more than 1000 square meters, and there is only one nanny in it, young,

The voice is also nice, but there is a mosaic on the face.

In the picture, Qi Lu and Cheng San are packing their luggage while playing, only Hai Lan is facing her alien, her fingers are about to leave afterimages...

[Voiceover: In fact, only Qi Lu is tidying up and playing while Cheng San has been doing his work conscientiously.Of course, we won't mention Hailan, tsk, the world is in a mess!

Hailan took out a card from her wallet, this card was shining with a rich luster...

Will of the Great Universe: Shut up, Xiaohua (starts to smile flatteringly after speaking) President Xiaohai, please tell me? 】

The video recorder turned and turned, and Qi Lu's house was completely cleaned up, and two small details in the mirror were also noticed...

[Lu Luacridine: So why is Lu Lu's family so big, but only Lu Lu and Lan Lan are in the group photo?Could it be...】

Baby Lu Lu: Cheng San: It’s obviously a game for three people, why is it that I’m the only one without a name?

Chen Lu sjd: Got it, Chen Lu is a fake, and the female artist X's assistant is the real one! ! !

Sika Deer Alu: Hahahaha, blind student, you have discovered Huadian!

......

Unnamed X: So why does this get all the shit?You guys are a bunch of drug addicts?

[The golden concubine of the white tyrant: Bridge bean sack, I really rarely comment.That, isn't the body pillow of Nanoha and Fate sauce lying in the guest room of Lu Lu's house?Could it be...】

Classmate Xiao Lu: Hey, give me your microscope!

Naifei Dafa is good: Woohoo, it's 0202, and there are still people who remember Naifei and me, the big magic cannon!Allow me to brush the magic cannon again, and the beautiful love has not failed!

The golden concubine of the white tyrant @巴菲大法好: Sisters! ! !And in this way, I may be cooking the same cp as I am nibbling! ! !

Golden Hugging Dog @白白tyrant的金光婚妃: Maybe you should have a bold guess, as we all know, the little assistant Lan Lan is the second son of the stinging ape...so this pillow...

Lucas @金宝抱狗: Your idea is a bit bold!

Sui Ming@金莫抱狗狗: kdl, hthzkjh!

......

Unnamed X: Yep, another drug addict~

Although there are some people on the Internet who are wearing a microscope and getting dizzy, or some people are laughing at the jokes, there are still people who are constantly finding fault.For example, some people began to question Hailan's ability to work...

[76 is sb: Damn, as a small assistant, I have been playing games by the side, can I have some quality and professional ethics? 】

UT: nsdd, I finally found someone who dares to tell the truth, unlike the above group of idiots who took fake drugs!

[email protected]: It is reasonable to suspect that it is a navy [eating melon]

......

Lu Lu acridine@76 is sb: Damn, you Qi Luhei came here to bring the rhythm of nm?It is obvious to all that Lu Lu and Lanlan have a good relationship, okay, how much did you charge to black Lulu?Put a group, we have money to earn together?

76 is [email protected] Lu Luacridine: Hey, only 76 is sb and ncf?Then I'll just say it straight, 76 is a sb, and her assistant is also a sb! Sb!

......

明晨@卫露吐: Don’t be as knowledgeable as Hanhan, and don’t chat with him, just block it and vans~

Well, even today, Qi Lu's black fans are still very impressive, tsk.

Well, let's move on to the homes of individual entertainers.

[Voice-over: Not the boss, didn't you say...

Will of the Great Universe: Don't shout, there are RMB players who have renewed their subscriptions! 】

As we all know, Wang Ruijun entered the entertainment industry just for fun, after all, he is a rich generation X, and he has always acted domineeringly like a second generation ancestor.Uh, no, he was originally the second generation ancestor.

Wang Ruijun's family is very big, and his wife Mo Mo was also in the picture this time.Although Mo Mo is only a little famous, he has also directed some movies, which is considered in the industry.

It's ridiculous to say that when Wang Ruijun and Mo Mo were together at first, they did suffer some criticisms, and some people accused Wang Ruijun of disqualification as an idol and lost a large number of fans.But with the passage of time, especially Wang Ruijun's consistency, a group of people were moved by his deep affection.What's more, Wang Ruijun also began to transform, developing in the direction of the acting school, instead of a single flow, and now he has received a wave of favors.

Up to now, among Wang Ruijun's fans, there are fewer troublemakers, but a large number of diehards have remained, and these diehards all sincerely wish Wang Ruijun and his wife.

Hey, don't say it, some fans just take it easy.Of course, I won't mention the kind of police everywhere causing trouble here.

Really, it doesn't matter if your idol is in a relationship or what happens to you?Are you fucking so wide-ranging?Let's put it this way, people are more likely to be with each other than to be with you, so where can I move myself?

what?

[From Wang Er's family: Woohoo, what kind of beautiful love is this, brother and sister-in-law are really sweet QwQ]

Wang Er: szd!I will always remember those fake fans saying how about my brother... Really, what are fans worrying about so much, as long as my brother is happy, it will be fine!

王兔儿@王二: nsdd!

......

After introducing a group of artist assistants, the scene suddenly shifted to a small rural village.The audience knows that the village where the film is set is the filming location.

The first thing is to allocate houses and pocket money. Director Li Wei announced that three games will be used to allocate. The one with the highest score will get the best house and the most pocket money, and vice versa.

The first is games.

[The concubine of the Gu family: Damn, my rival in love is so embarrassing, come and give her some flair! 】

Lu Gu: Let me tell you in the front row, there is a reason for Qi Lu to be so arrogant. Her little assistant is really strong...

Will: Although, Qi Lu and his team won.

[An Ning: u1s1, I didn't have a good impression of Qi Lu as a little assistant at first. After all, the boss was there to pack things, and she was the only one playing games there.Moreover, this little assistant's face is not very good, he is fierce, and on the surface it looks a bit like no one should enter.But now, oh my god, what kind of guy is this, playing games so 6? 】

Lu Lu: Although there are some things that should not be said, but really, Lan Lan is really good at being able to fly such a pitiful Lu Lu...

The little assistant is so cute @安宁: Although, the little assistant is actually a thorn ape.Don't look at her appearance that strangers should not enter, but she is actually a sand sculpture hhh

[Tuchi: hhh, so the winner of the first round is actually 76?Interesting, chasing after it. 】

Antana: This show is really interesting. I want to know how artists and assistants work and live, so gkd!

Lukla: gkd!

......

After the first round of the game, the second and third rounds were played soon, and the final ranking of the total score was expected and reasonable.

[Person next to Sister Gu's pillow: My sister Xiaochen is the one who hanged herself! 】

Srds: szd, sister Xiaochen's luck is really much better, the first round teammate is Hailan, this skill can directly lead to flying!

The little wife of the Gu family: It's not that I have top cancer, and it's not that I'm a nymphomaniac, but really, my sister Xiaochen is easy to recognize even when she's playing games.

Really~

Gu's family holding a broom concubine @客家小佳妇: nsdd

The fans who ranked first on the first day made some comments, and the fans who ranked last also had some movement.

[Huiji: Cousin is okay, although you fell a little on the first day, but in the eyes of Xiaotangbao, you are the best! 】

Tangbaotang: Woohoo, Ji is really miserable. Not only did he get the worst house, he even got the least pocket money orz this fake fan with his real name loves Liao~

Kaka@汤包糖: You fake fan!

......

Because of some black-box operations, let us focus on Qi Lu and the sika deer.

[Sika Deer Alu: Really, Lu Lu and Lanlan paddled almost the whole time except for the beginning, I feel a little bit fond of Saner sister orz]

Sika Deer: Isn't the worst thing about this game being played by three people, but San'er has never been able to get any cards?

[email protected]Sika Deer: hhh you're going to laugh me to death, but San'er is really miserable, after working hard for so long, she's still no match for Lanlan who just appeared out of thin air.

Gee.

[Lovely: What kind of treasure is Qi Lu, he's become a fan~]

Sika Deer Alu: It’s not a loss to invest in shares, my Lu Lu is super cute! ! !

Lu Luacridine: The above is right, it’s hard not to agree!

Baby Lu Lu: +1

......

Hailan threw the phone aside, smiled at Qi Lu, "I think, taking advantage of this break, maybe we need to mend something."

Qi Lu moved closer to Hailan's ear, "Then Lanlan, what do we want to make up for?"

"What do you say?"

The author has something to say: Magic Cannon is really in tears, and now when I submit an article, few people can recognize it, and they are talking about the Ji Lao character that just came out in recent years.Tsk,

Thank you to everyone who is here, stayski! ! !