Poems of Sea and Land

"Come on, little assistant! "The broadcast method is once a week, a total of twelve episodes, and if there is no accident, the broadcast will be completed within three months.

Time passed quickly, and in a blink of an eye it was the second episode of the show.

[Passerby: Anyway, I just write about the feelings of netizens. I seriously doubt that a certain single-cell author can’t write it and start hydrology!

Voiceover: Be confident, get rid of your serious doubts, my boss is in hydrology!

Will of the Great Universe: Boom, you are all dead! 】

The content of the second issue is quite interesting, probably a cooking competition.Well, in order to release the poison, I also cut the party from the previous barbecue party.

[Voice-over: So Li Wei really has sinister intentions!

Li Wei: Isn't your boss the most sinister?After all, all our thoughts and actions are dominated by her! 】

The main creators on the screen began to purchase and cook, and the audience off the screen seemed to be able to bring them into their actions.

Ahem, you know, the audience of this variety show is still young people.Today's young people, how many of them are housekeepers!Therefore, the procurement process is generally considered a novelty for them.Especially since this place is still in the countryside, the vegetables and fruits in the countryside are better than those in the city!

"Before that, we need to confirm the seasoning at home."

In the camera, Qi Lu's assistant Cheng San pointed out this problem, and a line of words appeared on the narration, which said-"What a witty girl, but we have prepared everything except the ingredients~"

The three of Qi Lu stopped and went to the vegetable market on the other side of the village to buy things.Passing by the vegetable market, you have to pass a bridge. The bridge is not long, but it is a bit old.The water under the bridge is very clear.

[Although I have seen it before, the water here is really clear and clean! 】

[The one in front stop and don't leave! Szd!I wanted to say that when Susu passed by before! 】

【Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohood~ ”

【What are you thinking about in front?Rural household registration is difficult to do things, okay? !Do not be silly! 】

【...】

There are many comments in the barrage, most of which are praising the beautiful scenery of the countryside, but no one is really stupid enough to go to the countryside.Although the air in the countryside is a bit cleaner, it is the countryside after all, some hardware and software facilities are not comparable to those in the city!

After a lot of tossing, the three of Qi Lu finally arrived at the vegetable market.However, when he arrived at the vegetable market, Qi Lu almost put himself on Hai Lan's body.Well, now that the artist X little assistant CP is in his head again!

[Lan Lan, Lu Lu, stick it! 】

【Depend on!Depend on!Did Lu Lu stick it to Lan Lan? !Is the cp I'm drinking real? ! 】

[Woooooo, by the way, do the Xipi couple have Chaohua and Xipi names? 】

[Don't you...didn't you find that Lu Lu...is very popular? ! 】

[Stop in front, you are not alone! 】

[Ah, the case is solved, Lu Lu is 0!Lu Lu is 0! 】

【...】

As a result, the screen was full of cp addicts, which annoyed those who simply watched variety shows.

Hey, you said this is the same, it’s okay to enclose the land and be cute, but if the dance is too high and too happy, it will inevitably make some people uncomfortable.In the early years, if you didn’t like anything you didn’t like, just click the X in the upper right corner, and now there are more things to do!

BTW, the police are everywhere, three days and two days to tear the circle, the self-cute of the universe is biss!

[Voice-over: Boss, isn’t that a little too much for you?

The Will of the Great Universe: The so-called reasonable person is like you. If you have not suffered from others, don't persuade others to be kind! 】

After some memes, Zaun players also joined the fray.

[Are the bunch of drug-addicted chickens in front of you stupid?Can this kind of sipi be drunk? 】

[Never understand the brain circuit of some Xipi fans...]

[Both girls, don’t you find it disgusting? 】

【...】

Although more viewers choose to close the barrage and watch the variety show quietly, there are also many people who like to open the barrage, so the barrage that comes and goes will become messy and smoky!

It is true, there is freedom of speech, but you also have to abide by the barrage etiquette, right? !Just like the above, all CP will make people feel annoying, after all, not everyone craves CP!On the other hand, there are quite a few dirty outlets...

Walking out of the vegetable market, Qi Lu clamored to buy some fruit again.Well, such a reckless spending of money will sooner or later make things worse for families who are not well-to-do~

Qi Lu bought three peaches, and the boss's daughter said that if she gave her two autographs, she would give her another apple.According to the little girl, the other autograph was for her good friend.

Well, Hua Guo's best friend!

[u1s1, Lu Lu really likes acting like a baby and is super squeamish~]

[The appraisal is completed, Lu Lu is a master of small work! 】

【hhh, Lu Lu is so cute QwQ】

[The little girl is really nice, she still misses her best friend, well, I miss my best friend too~]

[Me too, immediately order a few cups of milk tea for her! 】

【Depend on!Good and bad ahead! 】

[Fatty alone is not as good as all the fat ones, so I rushed too! 】

【...】

The bullet screen became full of laughter again, and Qi Lu's fine work image also began to win the favor of some audiences.Although Chen Lu cp super chat is another kind of scenery......

[Sika Deer, Alu: Lu Lu is really underestimated now, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (The enclosure is cute, please don’t be ky. If you argue with me, you are right, and I will shut the mic)]

Lu Lu: Think about it, Lu Lu is really super soft and cute now, and he has become so sweet, obviously he was so salty to us at the beginning!How can it be repaired!

Baby Lu Lu: Seeing your last two sentences, I must have been terrified...

Sika Deer阿鹿@卫场大宝贝: Lu Lu has gained a lot of new fans, and among these fans there are quite a few only fans...

[email protected] Sika Deer A Lu: szd, and they are super ky!I'm convinced... The key is that Lu Lu is so Buddha, I don't care about orz at all

It seems that it is true that there are many people who are popular, tsk.

Gu Chen and Xiao He rode tricycles alternately, and finally rode to the town.Gu Chen also said, "This is my first time riding a three-wheeler." Well, when she said this, the corners of her mouth couldn't stop rising.

[It turns out that sister Xiaochen is also a naughty boy! 】

【Sister Xiaochen is kawaii~】

【This is the surplus of the rich~】

【Sister Xiaochen looks so good, I love it~】

【...】

Well, after all, Gu Chen is a rare acting school, and he is super gentle, so it is inevitable that he is so popular with passers-by.

[The Will of the Universe: Not much to say, I love Elder Sister Xiaochen!

Voiceover: Is that why you later changed her ending? (eat melon)

Will of the Great Universe: Shutup! 】

Gu Chen went to the supermarket in the town to buy some snacks, and he distributed them all when he returned to the village.Except for the Qilu team, each team was allocated two or three cans of Coke.Only Qilu got seven packs of potato chips and six cans of Coke...

So, do you want to be so obvious when you start a small stove? !

Just as Gu Chen finished speaking, he wanted to give Qi Lu the things in his hand, Qi Lu burst into tears, and then said: "Really, can I really have these snacks?"

Gu Chen smiled, "Of course."

[Hahahaha, Lu Lu put his hands on the bag and was about to carry it away, I laughed so hard! 】

【Why didn't I find 76 so funny before? 】

【Sister Xiaochen's selfishness is really obvious...】

【kdl】

[Understood, the cp I was drinking is real! Hthzkjh! ! ! 】

Well, there are some laughing and joking ones, and there are naturally some critics. For example, although Gu Chen Lu is well-known, Qi Lu Lu is not popular. The result of this kind of back and forth... who knows? !

【Damn, 76 doesn't want to use Sister Xiaochen to clean up his crimes, does he? ! 】

[The ones in front don't go, I think so too! 】

[Sister Xiaochen mixed with 76 is a bit cheap...]

【...】

Well, it seems that Qi Lu's road to whitewashing is still arduous!

When Qi Lu returned to his residence, he began to show off the fact that Gu Chen had given him a small fire, but it didn't matter if he didn't show off, as soon as he showed off, something happened.Someone, she's sour!

Hailan smiled and looked at Qi Lu with a smile on her face, mmp in her heart, she seriously doubts that Gu Chen is still evil!

Gu Chen: I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense!

Hailan decided to peel an apple for Qi Lu to eat, but for some reason, her hand was still unsteady, and she peeled the apple into a polygonal potato...

[Voiceover: Oh, polygonal potato is a very vicious adjective!But it deserves it!No specific reference. 】

Hailan peeled the apple, her face gradually became ferocious.

——Ahhhhhhhh, I'm so pissed off! I'm so pissed off!What exactly does Lu Lu mean? !What is she so proud of? How can she fix it!And Gu Chen, you won't regret it, will you? !Hmph, it's too late now, Lu Lu is my girlfriend, bastard!

The audience outside the screen had a panoramic view of Hailan's expressions and movements.

【Well, why do I feel that Hai Lan's expression is a little... ferocious? ! 】

[The feeling of you in front is correct, Lanlan's expression is very weird!She is absolutely pissed off! 】

Great, so here comes the question, why is she angry?This question is worth thinking about.

【Lanlan seems to be angry after hearing what Lu Lu said, um...】

【Depend on!I'm done!What kind of beautiful love is this? ! 】

[As for Lanlan's craftsmanship, tsk, I'm worried about Lu Lu's □□~]

[What did you say earlier?Lu Lu Peerless 1! 】

【...】

Sooner or later, because of driving recklessly all day long, some people's live broadcast room will be closed!Don't ask why, it's because everyone wears colored glasses!

Of course, because of the appearance of CP fans, some people started to gossip again.Tsk, so there is no absolute peace between cp fans and Wei fans!

Finally came the stage of the culinary competition. Who would have thought that Team Qi Lu could win the first place? !Of course, the premise is that there is no help from Hailan.At this time, I couldn't help but sigh, Ms. Hai Lanhai, an enthusiastic citizen, is a god who won the first place in the group by paddling.Don't ask, it's good luck!

[San'er is really amazing, there is nothing she can't do in my impression...]

[szd, Lu Lu is thanks to San'er for taking care of her! 】

[Compared with this, Lan Lan is really useless orz]

[blue, five]

【...】

[Hai Lan: It's not advisable to carry private goods and step on a handful of them, hey!

Cheng San: I don't want to compare with Miss Wen's cousin, hey! 】

Well, no matter what, I guess it's Chinese New Year again for a certain Chaohua.However, a proposal has also been put on the agenda.

[Husky Benqi: Well, although, this is the Chenlu cp superchat, it seems a bit outrageous to have been divided into Chenlu and Qilu X's little assistant... So I was thinking, should we build a superchat alone?Of course, even if it is built, I hope to maintain the friendship between the two Chaohua...]

Lu Luacridine: That's right...

Angel June: So here comes the question, what is the name of Xinchaohua?

Lulukawaii@天使[-]月: Catch a big guy~

Sika deer Alu: Sea deer?Land and sea?Luhai?Can't think of a name...

Super Deer Team: Direct artistes and assistants, anyway, it’s just that everyone is casually taking it for granted~

So, Hailan and Qilu's first Xipichao was decided hastily...

Hailan & Qilu: Damn, isn't this name too casual? !

Of course, objections are invalid.

The author has something to say: Tsk, who made the author of a single cell unable to think of the name of Xipi~

Thank you to everyone who is here, stayski! ! !