Poems of Sea and Land

In September, the golden wind brings coolness, "Come on, little assistant!" "The filming started in a beautiful small town in the south.

In fact, participating in "Come on, little assistant!" "In addition to Qi Lu, there are two old acquaintances in this variety show, such as Gu Chen and Wang Ruijun.Although the program team also communicated privately with the famous actor Zhang Wei, Zhang Wei did not participate in this variety show because of the schedule.This is a pity.

In the end, the program team settled on a total of six artists, they are: Gu Chen, Wang Ruijun, Qi Lu, Su Jinmo, Wen Junshu and Tang Ji.Three men and three women, plus nine assistants.

Yes, that's right, apart from Qi Lu bringing two assistants, Wang Ruijun and Tang Ji also brought two assistants each.

Well, in fact, there is nothing wrong with it. After all, celebrities have so many things to do, and there are a few who are still pampered. It would be better if a few more people take care of them.right?

However, people who show affection through variety shows are the scum of the world, please check this sentence yourself.

[Hai Lan: The crumbs in the world are talking about you.

Qi Lu: You are the one who asked me to come here, and you are also crumbs!

Will of the Great Universe: So why are my two heroines obsessed with each other? 】

The director of this variety show is a newcomer with a lot of ideas. His name is Li Wei. He graduated from X Electric three years ago and has a lot of connections in his family.Otherwise, Gu Chen, who has never participated in variety shows, and Wang Ruijun, a well-known aristocrat in the circle, would not have been invited.

There is no need to explain Qi Lu's two assistants, especially one of them is her girlfriend.It goes without saying that Gu Chen's assistant is called Xiao He. One of Wang Ruijun's assistants is called Pan Wen and the other is called Pan Wu. They are twins.These three artists are all actors, and they all know each other, they are old acquaintances.

[Voice-over: There was even a scene between two of them, and some people even referred to them as elder and younger. 】

Su Jinmo is the queen of pop music, and has an assistant beside her, Tutu, who is small but super cute.Wen Junshu has studied abroad. He can sing English and Japanese songs well, and he has also sung some well-known songs. His assistant is Xiao Zhang, who is a bit strong and simple and honest.As for Tang Ji, to be honest, he has become a bit out of date in the past few years, but he has a good face. Even if he is like this, he still has two assistants by his side.

At this time, someone will ask why some assistants revealed their full names and others did not.Harm, after all, they are not celebrities who want to debut, they are all ordinary people, there is no need to reveal their full names unless necessary.

Li Wei, the director of the variety show, said before the filming started that in order to respect the assistant's choice, they were allowed not to use their full or real names.It seems that this variety show won't make any fools out of it.

[The will of the universe: don’t ask me why I only say ordinary people instead of amateurs, I suggest you ask Du Niang what the original meaning of amateurs is... The will of the universe expresses that he will not use this word to provoke orz unless necessary]

The day before the filming started, Li Wei booked a hotel and invited the entire program team to dinner, and the dishes were good.Some people, however, won't know that this could be the best meal they can eat all month.

Is it miserable?

Miserable!

Halfway through the banquet, Qi Lu went to the bathroom to wash his hands and happened to bump into Li Wei who was about to go to the bathroom.So Li Wei chatted with her by the way.

"Sister, you should pay more attention when shooting." Li Wei looked at Qi Lu for a long time, and then he mustered up the courage to say this.

Li Wei is not homophobic, even in the art academy, there are more or less homophobic.After all, people around you, even those of the same sex, are so good-looking, why go far and wide to find some crooked melons and cracked dates, right?

Li Wei's good friend had a boyfriend when he was in school, and immigrated with him after graduation, and occasionally went back to China to visit, so Li Wei still has a high acceptance of these, especially these are other people's affairs, if it is true love And if it’s not illegal, then who cares?

The only thing that surprised Li Wei was that someone dared to bring his girlfriend to participate in the show. What if someone found out that he had misfired on the show?Moreover, Qi Lu still has a dark history, and there were even rumors that he had an affair with Gu Chen, what if Qi Lu is harmed? !

Especially before Qi Lu decided to participate in this show, the assistant director of this variety show had some tricks, even Wen Qingfeng of Xingyue beat him with him.Especially Wen Qingfeng also said that Qi Lu is her cousin...

Wait, Qi Lu is Wen Qingfeng's cousin?Isn't there a rumor in the industry that Xingyue is related to...?Isn't Qi Lu just... Thinking of this, Li Wei's head hurts even more, and he even wants to suffocate.

Too difficult, too difficult.

Qi Lu was a little unhappy when he heard Li Wei's words. She is such a mature and stable adult, it's impossible to just come out on the show carelessly, right?

how can that be possible?

How is it impossible?

Qi Lu is a very problematic person!Say she is kind, she is kind but also a little stupid, say she is paranoid, sometimes people feel a little sick in her paranoia, but it is absolutely okay to say that she is stupid and has no heart.

But according to Li Wei's words, is it because Sister Feng greeted him in advance?

No, it should not be possible.Probably because I was afraid that I would say something that I shouldn't say, um, that's right.

"Don't worry, I have a measure."

"Well, that's good," Li Wei smiled sincerely, "I wish you happiness."

"?"

"!"

Before Qi Lu could say anything, Li Wei rushed to the bathroom without waiting for her to respond.So what did Sister Feng really say?

Qi Lu called Wen Qingfeng, but Wen Qingfeng was furious.

"Lu Lu, what are you talking about! I won't reveal things like this to people in the circle. Think about it, is it too obvious what you did!" Wen Qingfeng didn't say anything. To relieve her anger, she said, "No, I'm angry, so just tell me what to do!"

"Sister, why are you acting like a child?"

At this time, Qi Lu had a bold idea in his mind...

It's like this, ever since Wen Qingfeng and Tang Zhe got together, it was obvious to the naked eye that she became a mother, and everyone understands that kind of suffering, right?So give me back my beautiful, royal, sassy and A sister Feng, Baga!

Tang Zhe Climb for me!

Tang Zhe: Feng, someone is talking about me!

[Voice-over: Good sisters always want each other to be happy~]

"Is your sister too young?" Wen Qingfeng rolled her eyes outside the phone, and then said, "I just asked Li Weiduo to take care of you and your two baby assistants, and don't maliciously edit the program to make you stay in vain. handle."

"There's nothing else."

So the question is, how did Levi see it?Could it be that she did it too obviously?

It's okay, it's okay, she has been in the closet for so many years, and there are so many scandals, no one will believe it, so don't worry.

[System prompt: Qi Lu and the others all chartered a flight to the recording location from the program group, during which time they filmed scenes where they left home...]

Three days ago.

The video of leaving home was very short, and there were not many staff members in the program group, just a few.Levi was among them.

Because most of the assistants are ordinary people, in order to ensure their privacy, the program crew did not go to their homes to shoot, but focused on the artists' homes.The assistants took all the luggage to the artist's house, and then left with the artist.

When Li Wei and others arrived, Qi Lu and Cheng San were packing their clothes, only Hai Lan was playing games next to the computer like a normal person, as if she was the master of the house...

Of course, in fact, she is the owner of this house, and her name is even written on the real estate certificate.

The person who opened the door was He Xiaoxue, who coded it later, after all, he was an outsider.

Before the shooting, Li Weiyou looked at everything that could be seen inside and outside Qilu's home. It was unbelievable that there were very few group photos in this home, and only Qilu and Hailan were in the few photos... ..

No, even if the relationship between the artist and the assistant is good, how good is it?Moreover, Qi Lu has other assistants, who are super capable at first glance, why is she not seen?Why is she alone without a name when it's obviously a three-player game?

why?

Cheng Chenchen: No, I don't deserve a name, I'm just a witness of their love!

Levi had a brainstorm, and he was completely stupid after the brainstorm.Especially seeing someone sitting in the living room playing games, Li Wei, who was about to have afterimages of his fingers, suddenly had angina.

Levi: Please don't tell me it's true, I seem to know too much!

Hailan turned off the computer, put the headphones aside, and joined Qi and Lu in organizing their luggage.

In fact, some people have already tidied it up, but the program will ask for deliberate messing up or blah blah, the effect of the program is just to watch it lively, don't take it seriously.

Only Qi Lu and Hai Lan remembered to tidy things up when the matter came to a head...

The recording of this show will take about two months. Although there must be a gap in the middle, xsh must be reduced.So why did you agree, Hailan, a heartless person?Is it because of a playful whim?

asshole!

Li Wei followed Hailan's gaze, and when Hailan came to Qi Lu's side, he suddenly realized that Qi Lu and her were wearing couple clothes, so you two really wanted to come out on my show?The villain in Li Wei's heart cried high.

It’s okay, it’s okay, in the later stage, it’s fine to just say something like they have a good relationship and wear girlfriend clothes, even if there is no silver 300 taels like here, I have to bite the bullet!

Sister Wen asked him to take good care of the three of Qi and Lu, and he would definitely do it!So be sure to close Qi Lu's cabinet door properly, just get dad!

Li Wei, what a miserable man.

The camera made an OK comparison in the back, Li Wei nodded and began to ask questions.

"Can Lu Lu show us his luggage conveniently?"

Qi Lu blinked and smiled brightly, "Of course!"

After saying this, Qi Lu began to speak at a high speed, making excuses for everything he brought over.For example, bringing a water bottle is for health maintenance, for example, bringing snacks for eating on the road, and another example is for bringing a game console so that the journey and shooting process will not be boring.

Gee.

"Then what is Lu Lu's vision for the game session of our program?" Li Wei smiled, "Everything you say may be adopted by the program team."

Hearing this, Qi Lu rubbed his chin, thought for a while, and said, "Such as exchanging assistants?"

"Or the roles of assistant and artist are swapped?"

Qi Lu didn't know that both of her proposals were adopted, and in the end she shot herself in the foot...

"Lu Lu Lu's idea is really interesting."

——I must play like this!

The author has something to say: I was stupid when I knew what the original intention of a plain person was. I was too simple.

Thank you to everyone who is here, stayski! ! !