Poems of Sea and Land

"So, what do you want to eat?

What do I want to eat?Am I going to say "I want to eat you" so unscrupulously?Hahahaha, how is this possible? !

Qi Lu pinned a strand of hair behind her ears, her beautiful eyes showed a sly smile, and she said, "I want to eat you."

Hahahaha, how is this impossible? !What's wrong with me just hanging this sentence?Are you eating your rice? !

"..."

It's really not that Hai Lan wants to laugh at Qi Lu, because this incident is already a joke, you know, it's the kind of person who is so hard-headed and obviously weak that the girl still says she is strong!

Qi Lu, if she can't do it, she can't do it!

"Pfft." In the end, Hailan couldn't help laughing out loud, but Qi Lu started to fight when the old and new hatred added up.Although it is still suppressed by Hailan...

"Baby, even though I'm a fat man, I'm lazy, but that doesn't mean I'm weak." Hai Lan moved closer to Qi Lu's ear, stretched out her tender tongue and licked someone's white and tender earlobe, "Huh?"

"..."

Her body seemed to be struck by a bolt of lightning, and she felt an inexplicable numbness all over her body. Qi Lu bit her lower lip and looked at her lover with wet eyes.Lanlan, it's really super bad...

"Let go of me." Qi Lu took a rare sniff, and said in a crying grandma's voice, "You know how to bully me!"

No, sister, where did I bully you?Hailan opened her mouth and was speechless. When she saw Qi Lu's tears started to drip down, she finally realized that she had caused trouble.

Well, she is bullying Qi Lu everywhere...

At this moment, Hai Lan is not wearing glasses yet, and there is great sadness in her small eyes, so coaxing girls is super troublesome!

[Voice-over: Actually, Hai Lan, you are also quite troublesome.

Ms. Hai: Boom, you're dead! 】

Hailan let go of Qi Lu, and Qi Lu immediately turned his back and didn't want to look at her, while crying silently.Looking at Qi Lu like this, Hailan felt very uncomfortable, so she was overwhelmed by an incomparable sense of guilt.

Hailan scratched her nose, licked her lower lip, and tentatively pulled someone's clothes, but someone hit her very angrily......

No, it's really not.Hailan finally tasted the feeling of shooting herself in the foot with a rock. Although she didn't know what was wrong with her so far, there is absolutely nothing wrong with slipping and kneeling when things happen.

Hailan patted Qi Lu's shoulder unwillingly, but Qi Lu not only broke free, but also patted the place touched by Hailan with Lanhua fingers, as if he was afraid that he would get dirty...

No, it's really not.Hailan looked at Qi Lu's back with extremely complicated eyes and an extremely wonderful expression.So what to do with this wave? How can it be repaired!

Do you want to say something coquettish to save your respect?

——But it really won't piss her off anymore?

Then admit your mistake?

——But Lu Lu asked what was wrong, what should I do?

How can it be repaired!

Hailan also started to sniff her nose, and the more she thought about it, the more aggrieved she became. She thought that she had done nothing wrong today, why was her family Lu Lu so angry?This question is worth thinking about.

Tolerating the calm for a while, I took a step back and thought about it more and more.So someone who became more and more angry began to cry, so are you two primary school students dating? !

Hearing Hailan's whining cry, Qi Lu became annoyed, it's okay to be wronged by herself, why is she wronged by a vested interest?Qilu Tiger turned his head and saw that someone was really crying...

Wipe away the tears on his face with the pulp of his right finger. Anyway, he is so many years older than his little girlfriend, so he can't be so childish.After wiping away his tears, Qi Lu asked, "No, why are you crying?"

Hailan rubbed her eyes and whimpered, "I made my girlfriend angry and I don't know how to comfort her, soooooo..."

Oh, now you know I'm angry?late!

Is it really late?

Qi Lu patted Hailan on the head, and shouted: "You deserve to bully me!" Then, she hugged her chest and snorted coldly, "If you don't treat me better, I will run away with other girls sooner or later !"

"Wow," Hailan cried even more when she heard this, she said intermittently, "Oh, yes, it's my fault, don't, don't..."

"I lied to you," Qi Lu said with a heartless smile, "Okay, I won't be angry anymore, please don't cry, okay?"

"En." Hailan nodded, but Qi Lu was still depressed.Although her girlfriend is also kind of heartless, but in fact, the super little girl can't stand it and is so stubborn that she coaxes you to understand, right?

[Voice-over: What about you? 】

At this moment, He Xiaoxue was going to clean their room, and as soon as he opened the door, he saw Qi Lu and Hai Lan holding hands and looking at their teary eyes.

"..."

He Xiaoxue paused for a while, and chose to close the door, because I interrupted!So what is this advanced purée? !

Oh my god, there is still Pray in this world that I don't know about? !

However, although He Xiaoxue was thinking a lot in her heart, she could actually see that something unpleasant might really have happened to the two hostesses of this family just now...

Thinking of this, He Xiaoxue began to rub her chin. She has been falling for the beauty of love, and has always been a lover of HE. It seems that she has never tried BE...

How about trying it today?

[System prompt: Congratulations to Angel June for opening the door to another world!But stop, hell is ahead! 】

After He Xiaoxue left, Qi Lu started to blame Hailan, she patted Hailan's hand, and said angrily, "It's all your fault!"

"Blame me, blame me."

Qi Lu got out of bed and dragged his slippers, walked to Hailan's side, stretched out his hand, and she said, "Let's go wash your face together?"

nod.

"Let's talk again when we come back."

Still nodding.

"..."

Qi Lu's mind suddenly popped up a short video that Hai Lan had shown her, just the one that said "Say something, my husband", don't ask her why she remembered it, maybe it was because of fate.

2000yearslater...

On the sofa, Qi Lu and Hai Lan sat facing each other, you looked at me, I looked at you, neither of them spoke.Later, it was Qi Lu who broke the silence first.

"I think we need to set some rules." Qi Lu said very seriously, "This is for us to get along better in the future."

"Ah."

After getting Hailan's reply, Qi Lu cleared her throat, and she said, "I'll make a list later, you just need to follow the list."

Hailan wanted to nod at first, but then she thought about it, no, why is she making the list?Why do you have to do what's on the list?Isn't this a bit unfair?

So I'm not being tricked, am I?Hailan had a black face with a question mark, but in the end she obediently followed Qi Lu's suggestion.Seeing this, Qi Lu smiled, waved his hand and began to make a list on the A4 paper.

"Love List

1. Girlfriend is always right;

2. Do not lose your temper with your girlfriend. If you find something wrong with your girlfriend, refer to the first article to deal with it;

3. You can't forget your girlfriend when you have good things, and at the same time, you have to talk about bad things and solve them together;

4. Don't look at other girls too much, no!

5. Don't speak badly about your girlfriend to outsiders, please always keep the first one in mind;

......

99. Because the above may all belong to the overlord clause, so cross out all the previous ones!Most importantly, as long as we are together forever 【心】”

When Qi Lu gave Hailan the list he had written for half an hour, Hailan's eyes turned black when he saw the dense conditions on the paper.What the hell are these things? !

A girlfriend is always right. If you find a mistake, deal with it according to this one. My little baby, what are you thinking?Although she had a lot of trouble in her heart, Hailan still read all the conditions on her own temper.

"Are you stupid?" Qi Lu is outrageous, you know that?The villain in Hailan's heart shouted so loudly, but who made her like him?

"I'm not stupid, huh!" After saying this, Qi Lu grabbed the paper and read it one by one, then pointed to a line of words in it, emphasizing, "No. 30 of the love list, don't say that your girlfriend is stupid !"

Did you read it?Did you just read it?So you don’t even remember what you wrote, why do you have to write it out and read it out so solemnly?But I can't forget the last one you wrote...

idiot.

Hailan smiled, and she said, "Okay, I will remember it for the rest of my life."

"Hey, a lifetime is too long, why are you so serious?!"

"puff."

"Why are you laughing?" Seeing that Hailan didn't intend to stop, Qi Lu scolded, "You're still laughing!"

"Stop laughing, stop laughing, because," Hailan showed her face, she rubbed Qi Lu's hair, and said helplessly, "Because of the ninth item on the love list, you are not allowed to laugh at any decision between your girlfriend and her."

"Item 76 of the love list, love 76 forever."

"Love list number 99, as long as we are together forever!"

"..."

Don't think I'll be happy just saying that?Impossible, have you said impossible? !

snort!

Qi Lu and Hai Lan wouldn't know that it was night, and a certain writer who was known as a writer of sweet texts started his first haircut in his life, and since then, he has embarked on the road of no return to crazy writing... ..

[Criminal suspect, Ms. He: Hahaha, don't look at me like that!Although Lan Lan and Lu Lu have a very good relationship, you are actually very bitter, right?You also want to see them fight or BE?I'm just feeding your dark side, you need to thank me (demon whisper)

System prompt: Angel June wrote an article about Qilu X's assistant's colleagues this night, with a background in the modern entertainment industry.In the story, Qi Lu and his little assistant finally come together after going through various difficulties, but because of the worldly incomprehension, the relationship is about to fall apart.The little assistant's family disagrees, and thinks that she wants to eat swan meat, but Qi Lu is facing the embarrassing situation of termination of the contract and sky-high compensation because of the outbreak of the relationship.In desperation, the two had to break up, but on the day of the breakup, the little assistant got into a car accident. Qi Lu always thought it was his fault, and died alone, crying all day long...

The suspect, Ms. He: You people just don’t know what to do, how good is BE!Hair knife can be happy!You think about it, you play it happily, sometimes when you are in a bad mood, you choose a protagonist or a supporting role, or when you are in a good mood, you choose a protagonist or a supporting role, but the readers have their tear ducts collapsed, isn’t that good? of it?

Voiceover: What's so good about it? 】

Of course, something else happened that night.

for example?

Not like!

For example, Qi Lu pushed Hailan back!

The author has something to say: Anyway, no one is watching, so it’s okay if I spit some black mud here?Well, not talking is the default.

I found out that I'm really that kind of cold-hearted person, even a little cold-blooded... Forget it, let's not talk about this, I had a fight with my mother recently, and I haven't seen each other for three days.It's the kind of state where you don't see me and I don't see me when the bedroom door is locked.Really, I suspect that sooner or later I will be darkened by my parents...

Thank you to everyone who is here, stayski! ! !