Poems of Sea and Land

"Lanlan, why do you have this photo?!"

What and how did I have this photo?You ask me, who am I to ask?Do you think I will tell you clearly?How can it be?Our mature and steady adults still have a lot of emotional intelligence and know what to say and what not to say, okay? !

"It was the time when you were drunk and I brought you to my house." Thinking of that night, Hai Lan couldn't help chuckling, "I was afraid that you would renege on me, so I took an ugly photo of you. Just post the photos online!"

Yes, we grown-ups are meant to tell the truth!Hailan gave herself a thumbs up for her honesty in her heart.

"..."

Because of what Hai Lan said, Qi Lu didn't know where to complain for a while.Also, what a bad debt, how could she do such a dishonest thing?Lanlan, you are a very problematic person!

In the end, Qi Lu started to clap his hands in order to alleviate the constant embarrassment, and even praised Hai Lan, but maybe he was actually being sarcastic.

"Wow, you are amazing!"

Of course I am great!Hailan didn't seem to understand Qi Lu's implication, her nostrils were almost raised to the sky.Not only that, Hailan also told Qi Lu another thing like offering a treasure, she said: "I have another one!"

"?"

Lanlan, look into my eyes, say it again, what else do you have?Qi Lu's smile began to reveal a faint hint of a shark...

At this time, the keen [hehe] Hailan finally realized that there seemed to be something wrong.Fart, the girlfriend's eyes are like sharks, can you be a ghost if you are right? !

So, Hailan told the whole story in detail, although she didn't know which time Qi Lu went home with her to secretly take pictures.

"I made a mistake, and I regret it." Hailan changed her tone instantly, and started humming.

"One punch, one screeching monster!"

Hailan grabbed Qi Lu's sleeve, and began to shout in a very artificial manner: "Ya yaodie, yayydie!"

Hearing this, Qi Lu's body stiffened instantly, and he pretended to be disgusted and said: "Stay away from me!" After saying this, Hailan immediately let go of Qi Lu, she knew how much she was pretending before.Now that I think about it, it’s really a bit oh so Cassie...

Ahhhhhh, why do I always remember it after the fact that it would be embarrassing and shameful? How can I fix it!What kind of stinky fish and rotten shrimp am I, I crawl by myself!Hai Lan began to curse herself inwardly again.This is the case in the late stage of secondary illness.

While Qi Lu and Hailan were chatting, Hailan's phone vibrated like a zdb.Tsk, this is the consequence of forgetting to mute.

[Qi Lu V: Sleeping Beauty.Accompanied by a picture of Qi Lu sleeping soundly, with the word "Sleeping Beauty". 】

Tea Baldy: Damn, what's going on with this photo?

Moonlight Blue Boy@茶baldzi: It was re-edited, the original phone was iphoneX, and now X is p40pro, so I don’t need to say what happened, right?

[email protected]Moonlight Blue Boy: Blind student, you discovered Huadian!

Lu Lu acridine@月光蓝孩：kdl

Angel June: I'm Alright TVT

7640: I’m not black, I’m really not black hhh this photo of Lu Lu, hhh, Sleeping Beauty, it’s just xswl, Lu Lu’s character design was destroyed~

Lu Lu Little Angel @7640: And said you are not black!There is already a big problem with your ID!Also, your laughter is too loud for my eyes!

[email protected]Little Angel Lu Lu: I didn't say that, judging from my years of experience in Jiquan, Lu Lu is definitely 0, she is 0! ! !

Gu Gua Luhua: Am I the only one who wants to know what the little assistant did to Lu Lu?It is estimated that Lu Lu was beaten up~

Lu Jingua @古蓝Lu花: You are not alone!Lu Lu really owes ahhhh

Lu Lu's bear pajamas: I've changed my name to QwQ, I really didn't expect that our Lu Lu would be like this in private!Woohoo, so she really only loves us, right? !

Pu Chi @露卫的小冠皮衣衣: Darling, you are so quick! Szd, obviously Lu Lu was super sweet at the beginning!

Uh huh @打哧: Lu Lu, has she ever been sweet?

......

A noble eating melon road: You mortals still haven't seen through the truth... Qi Lu is the boss of the little assistant, and the little assistant not only has such private photos, but also dares to post them on the Internet like this, this is a big problem... How could there be such a coincidence in the world, the two of them must have had an affair!

Qi Lu stretched out his hand, and Hai Lan obediently muted the phone and handed it to her.Qi Lu first took a rough look at the comments below, and then edited Weibo again.

[Qi Lu V: Shocked, the assistant of a famous actress actually did such a thing!Is this the annihilation of human nature or the degeneration of morality?For details, please watch the large-scale family ethics drama - "The Beautiful Qilu's Assistant Page"!Accompanying pictures are Qi Lu's "Sleeping Beauty Picture" and Hailan's "Pegg Ben Qi Picture". 】

Pava: hhh, Qi Lu, you're going to laugh me to death!

Lucas: No ghosts, the UC shock department will go to work tomorrow!

Lu Lu QwQ: Is Wuli Lu Lu such a sand sculpture?

Nicole: The phone model hasn't changed, did you just snatch it from your assistant?I have a friend with cancer, and I want to know how to get it.

Tea Gentleman @妮可妮: Don’t ask, it means that there was a love action scene!

MOOC collapsed: 76 is so narcissistic and beautiful... Tsk!

......

Ignoring the comments and messages from netizens, Qi Lu felt that he had to fix her precious Lan Lan. Emmm, at this time Qi Lu has completely forgotten that the incident was originally caused by her, although more incidents were caught.

"Lanlan, I think we need to have a good communication."

comminicate?What exchange?What kind of communication are you talking about?Do you mean the kind of communication in bed?

"Okay." Hailan showed her face, leaning against Qi Lu's ear, letting the hot air from her mouth blow to Qi Lu's ear, she said, "How do you want to communicate?"

"..."

Wow, Lanlan, how good or bad are you!Qi Lu cursed secretly in his heart, what Hai Lan did just now was to provoke fire, do you know that?But maybe someone's heart is really longing for someone to be like this.

After a while, seeing her girlfriend's expression became more and more strange, and her behavior became more and more coy, Hai Lan chose to let Qi Lu go, but she had a new question.

"But Lu Lu, have you discussed with your cousin what you did today?" Hailan pondered for a while, then sighed, "Will it cause her any trouble?"

"!"

Qi Lu's eyes flickered, she really didn't report this incident to Wen Qingfeng, in fact she never reported it to her cousin, except that her cousin would remind her every mission Forward......

"It's okay, it won't be on the hot search anyway." Qi Lu smiled naively, "And it's nothing, wouldn't it be nice to give our CP fans some food?"

Isn't it good too?What's so good about it?

"Actually, I never figured out how the two of us have cp fans." Although it is true...

Qi Lu sighed quietly, "Either their Ji Da rang, or they were really good at drinking..."

Although Qi Lu often thinks about doing things one by one, without considering the consequences, it doesn't mean that she has no brains.For example, this incident can only mean that she has a good relationship with her assistant. What can other people see?

And the hot search for this kind of thing, isn't it just buying it? It's 0202, is there anyone who doesn't know about this?Individuals generally can't buy hot searches, unless the popularity of the brush is too high, and a certain unconscionable big-eyed boy doesn't have the pressure...

Qi Lu, she is a second-tier and third-tier junkie, who would give her these things?

"Okay, don't think so much, don't worry about such small things." Qi Lu moved to Hailan's side, leaning on her shoulder, she smiled, "Instead of thinking about these things, why not think about where to play tomorrow or the day after tomorrow .”

"So you just want to play?"

"Yes." Qi Lu shamelessly admitted the matter, and just when Hailan was about to complain, Qi Lu asked her back, "Don't you?"

"..."

"You talk too much!"

Qi Lu wouldn't know that her actions were just digging a hole for herself to jump in, because she forgot about the variety show that Wen Qingfeng mentioned to her a few days ago, and also forgot that the variety show was in contact with her on the Internet.. ....

So, the tag of #齐卫进加加小友者# became a hot search, and Qi Lu himself only found out about it when Wen Qingfeng called to ask about it.

"No, sister, I really just want to show off my affection," Qi Lu wanted to cry without tears, "How would I know that things would turn out like this?!"

"Then do you want to go?" Wen Qingfeng asked, "If you want to go, I will agree to the director, and I will use their secret actions this time to put pressure on them." Let them not dare to edit randomly in the later stage... ..

"Do you want to go?" Qi Lu turned off the speaker, leaned into Hailan's ear and whispered, "If I go, I'll take San'er with me."

Hailan nodded, she was very interested in the artist's words and deeds in private.

[Voiceover: A certain Ms. Hai, who does not want to be named, wants to lick her face. 】

As soon as Hailan agreed, Qi Lu put the phone to his ear and said, "Sister, promise, variety shows are much easier than filming." The money is coming soon and there is still enthusiasm, although Qi Lu is not short of money... ...

"OK Bye Bye."

"Bye-Bye."

After hanging up the phone, Qi Lu glanced at Hailan and said with a smile, "Now we won't be bored."

"It's good to meet some new friends."

"Ah."

Qi Lu didn't know how her cousin would discuss with the director, but there shouldn't be malicious editing or anything like that. After all, putting her on the trending list for no reason really hurt her goodwill.

Not every star wants to be on the hot search, and living in the spotlight all the time is not interesting at all.Furthermore, frequent searches on the Internet will also make passers-by feel worse. Artists, in addition to eating fans, they also have to look at their popularity, right?

Qi Lu's hot searches this year are more than her previous years combined. Although she said optimistically that she was going to be popular, she has no career ambitions, and there is no such thing as career fans. Everything now is just living on their laurels, but some time ago, it was true that she had attracted a lot of fans by selling miserably. Even some of Gu Chen's fans got her...

[System prompt: Every time Qi Lu posts a blog, Gu Chen appears in seconds, so her fans have already listed Qi Lu as an invincible rival in love and the second wall to provoke orz

Qilu's career fan: Actually, we have always been there. 】

"Well, forget it," Qi Lu rubbed Hailan's neck, and said coquettishly, "Lanlan, I'm hungry."

"Then, what do you want to eat?"

The author has something to say: Qi Lu: I want to eat you.

Something happened at home, really desperate.

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