Flirt first, then love [Entertainment]

The atmosphere in the room was still for three seconds. Du Haomiao and Yang Cuofan looked at each other, and Yang Cuofan's eyes were full of unbelievable hell and sympathy.

"What's the matter?" Du Haomiao frowned unhappily, it is indeed a strange thing to meet a man as husband and wife.But Yang Cuofan is curved, and it is a 360-degree rotation plus a gorgeous gene bend!In kindergarten, I only courted the little boys in my class.Why does such a bent and unable to extricate himself have opinions on this matter?

Yang Cuofan sat back on the sofa, pressed his forehead and thought about his words carefully, then raised his head and stared at Du Haomiao with a worried expression on his face, and said, "If your couple is really this person, I hope I will have the opportunity to be with you next year." Light incense sticks in front of the grave."

Impatiently, Du Haomiao knocked on Yang Cuofan's head with a magazine: "Poke the point!"

"This man is a well-known emotional black hole where men and women kill each other, a dangerous person who must take a detour in love, a cold-blooded killer with countless bones along the way!" Yang Cuofan looked straight at Du Haomiao, "His name is Yi Chen, the wealthy man who founded the Hurricane Group, looks punctual, acts decisively, and the most terrifying thing is his figure! This magazine didn’t take pictures, but his is definitely the best match for a man! I know the eye-catching supermodel Ai in the United States. Tevez, right? Compared to him, you are a scumbag! It doesn’t matter if you are male or female, straight or gay, I guarantee that the nosebleeds will not stop.”

"Have you seen it?" Du Haomiao raised an eyebrow.

"This...not actually," Yang Cuofan laughed bitterly, and then said, "I'm not in the Jianghu, but the Jianghu is full of his legends."

"Oh." Du Haomiao responded coldly, and then said: "It seems that what you said are all advantages."

Yang Cuofan sneered twice, and said in a sinister tone: "In fact, he also has a nickname: the 'zero-degree man' who has no emotions. Three years ago, the news about the first-line actress Xie Zhiyuan running naked/naked on the street was exposed in the entertainment headlines. Remember! There is an insider report that Xie Zhiyuan took off her clothes to seduce Yi Chen, but Yi Chen sent someone to drive her to the city center and threw her naked!"

"This incident is just one of the cases where he killed his admirers. In recent years, none of the people who have taken action against this big boss has a good end: artists are directly put into limbo, employees are directly fired, and even business partners are also killed. They were all hit by his business. Because of this ruthless style, the number of guys hanging around him in the past two years has decreased a lot, but there are always a few people who don't have a good brain who bump into the wall, and they are all cleaned up in the end. .In short, this person must not be touched! He will die miserably."

Du Haomiao pondered for a while, and couldn't help shivering at the thought of having sex with a man. He said, "Well, I won't touch it."

The room was quiet for a while, and Yang Cuofan suddenly stood up from the sofa with a strange expression, looked at Du Haomiao who was sitting on the sofa in his living room in horror, and said cautiously: "Ah Shui... the leather sofa you are sitting on now is worth a lot. 17, the coffee table you just touched is worth 4, and the handmade carpet you stepped on is [-]... Ah Shui, are you okay?"

"..."

Du Haomiao, who suddenly noticed something, got up with a dull expression, walked to the door, turned around and raised the middle finger at Yang Cuofan:

"Nice wool!"

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There are strange diseases in this world: some people have pica and start to like to eat rubber glass; some people have a fetish and fall in love with tables, chairs and benches and want to marry them; and Du Haomiao suffers from "luxury allergy" , getting worse day by day, there is no cure!

The reason why Du Haomiao is called Du Haomiao is not because his father's surname is Du, but because he is destined for lack of water, gold, fire, wood, and soil!Yes, his numerology is complete absence of five elements.He was born at [-]:[-] on the [-]th night of the Lunar New Year and at [-]:[-] on the first day of the Lunar New Year. He happened to encounter the Five Elements Void, which is rare in a century.And this name happens to have all five elements.

'Luxury allergy' is one of the complications of the Five Elements Deficiency Syndrome, which gradually became rampant as he grew older.The expensive furniture in Yang Cuofan's house unexpectedly triggered the symptoms. Now he is lying on a wooden bed made by Taobao in a small bedroom with an area of ​​34 square meters. Spit like hell!

"Water is here!" A loud voice was approaching him accompanied by crackling footsteps. As soon as Yang Cuofan opened Du Haomiao's bedroom door, he heard a weak 'roll'.

"Ah Shui, I know I'm wrong...Drinking some water won't do it?" Yang Cuofan put on a flattering smile. Du Haomiao's common medicine is useless at all, but drinking some water can make him feel better.

"Give me that brand-name skin of yours! I feel bad!" Du Haomiao gritted his teeth.

"That's right! Master, what are you talking about?" Yang Cuofan smiled funny, and retreated out again. After putting on Du Haomiao's cheap shirt, he entered the room again. After drinking water for Du Haomiao who was hot all over, he fell asleep. , before closing the door and leaving.

Drowsy Du Haomiao fell asleep. The scene in the dream was so real that he could even feel the temperature in the air.He looked curiously at his ancient costume, then at the majestic hall in front of him, and then walked towards the depths of the majestic building.

The hidden beauty in the deep palace, hidden by the peach blossom branches, a few standard silver bell-like laughter described in Chinese textbooks came out through the branches, and Du Haomiao walked forward looking for the sound.Among the branches, there are pink shirts and black temples, charming and charming, and a group of beautiful men and women are surrounding the person in the center who is dressed in a bright yellow dragon robe.Du Haomiao didn't pay attention to the appearance of the man in the middle, and was attracted by the handsome man and beautiful woman next to him.

I thought I was a transparent person, but who would have thought that as soon as I approached, I heard one of the women greet me: "Hey! Isn't this the chief executive, Mr. Du? It's just in time for me to order some sweet-scented osmanthus cakes for my sisters and brothers." .”

Du Haomiao was in a daze, not knowing what to do, when a deep and majestic male voice came over: "You don't have to go, Xiao Duzi, stay and play together!"

The man's voice had an irresistible sense of oppression, and Du Haomiao didn't even dare to lift his head, so he obediently walked into the group of handsome men and beautiful women.The delicate face and the fragrance of makeup make Du Haomiao feel light and light, and pink bubbles are floating everywhere.

"Come here!" A deep male voice interrupted his smirk, he shook uncontrollably, and subconsciously glanced in the direction of the source of the voice.It didn't matter if he saw it, he was immediately frightened. Isn't this guy in the dragon robe the fucking gay guy on the cover of the magazine? ! ! !

Du Haomiao tightened her legs, turned around and ran.At this time, all the palaces suddenly turned into ashes like smoke and dissipated, turning into a gloomy forest. Dark clouds blocked all the sunlight, and vines were entwined in the darkness, and behind him came the terrifying grinning voice of the man: "Du Haomiao... Where else do you want to escape...you can't escape from my palm...hahaha..."

Du Haomiao hurried to speed up, but was entangled by a moving vine and dragged to the depths of the dark forest.

Limbs were tightly entangled by vines, and Du Haomiao couldn't move. At this moment, a cold touch came from the neck suddenly, as if it was someone's fingers.

"Why did Mr. Du run away?" The ambiguous male voice was almost close to Du Miao's ear, and an extremely uncomfortable crisp/itch made Du Miao tremble, "Obviously I can't escape from my control... ..."

While talking, the man moved his fingers from Du Haomiao's back to the front, all the way across his chest, and finally opened the most secret place.

"You...what are you doing?" Du Haomiao asked in a panic.

"What are you doing? Heh, of course it's you," the man said solemnly. "Isn't the job of your eunuchs to serve the king?"

The man's hand was extremely restless, and suddenly touched something extremely sensitive, Du Haomiao immediately trembled all over, and the man laughed softly: "Oh, it turns out that my Eunuch Du is so dishonest, even this little guy is so dishonest. Not cut off..."

Du Haomiao blushed: "Your is the little guy!!"

The man leaned his head on Du Haomiao's shoulder from behind, moved his eyes down, stared at the thing he was playing with, and said hoarsely: "It's so cute..."

Du Haomiao resisted the urge to scold his mother and struggled desperately, trying to escape the surge of pleasure, but when he was about to reach the peak, he felt a cold touch behind him, and what he encountered was the secret place behind him!

"Pervert! Pervert! Let go of me!" Du Haomiao yelled loudly while struggling desperately.At the same time, his head began to ache violently, his consciousness gradually became blurred, and then in a burst of screams...

He woke up.

Sitting on the wooden bed drenched in sweat, the low temperature at night quickly cooled his body temperature, and his flushed face gradually returned to normal.

Du Haomiao frowned and looked at the wetness under her eyes, and finally couldn't help but cursed: "Damn!"

Holding plastic flip flops, he walked into the two-square-meter bathroom and took a cold shower for himself. After calming down completely, he threw the wet sheet into the laundry tub with no expression on his face.

Then he went to the dimly lit living room and picked up the magazine on the little table.The man's handsome face on the cover looked even more ferocious under the moonlight, and his sharp eyes seemed to have stripped him of all his clothes, showing a rogue look!

Rubbing the magazine back and forth with both hands, he threw the crumpled one into the trash can in the corner.

In the pitch-black room, Du Haomiao let out a sinister laugh:

"Goodbye pervert! See you forever!"