Flirt first, then love [Entertainment]

The shop where Du Haomiao works is doing well, especially when he comes.In just three months, the store's revenue has doubled, and more and more people came to eat. Du Haomiao was busy until three o'clock in the afternoon, and there were still one or two tables of customers in the store.The boss's income is increasing day by day, and he is grinning from ear to ear when counting the money every day, cheerfully determined to give Du Haomiao a raise!

Du Haomiao is determined not to!

Insisting on a monthly income of 3000 yuan, guided by hard work and simplicity, and based on the principle of love and dedication, are his unchanging promises!The salary increase was not feasible, and the boss, Chen Peng, was determined to increase benefits from other sources, so a five-year-old Changhong TV was added to the rest room of this spicy pot restaurant.

The TV is on, from live football matches to war movies of the Republic of China, from noon news to gossip shows, one channel is locked for a day, and no one changes the channel.

At this time, the hostess of the popular entertainment show "Superstar Grilled" was broadcasting the latest news of the entertainment industry on the screen at rocket speed: "The summer national tour of the boy group IBSI has officially kicked off, and Qingdao may become the first battleground; the popular TV rookie Yang Lele The queen of variety shows, Deng Jiayu, is torn apart from the air, why is she so sharp? The classic suspense novel "Peerless Crime" is a new film, with a strong cast, it's hard to find a role..."

With the extra-wide giant mop handle in Du Haomiao's hand, he mopped the greasy floor with detergent, and then rinsed it with plenty of water.This work took a lot of physical strength and time, and he was sweating a lot in a short while.He casually wiped off the sweat on his head with a white T-shirt, just as the latest news of the movie theater was broadcast on the screen, and the hostess spit out the news of the annual drama from the flaming red lips like a machine gun:

"The three giant companies have invested heavily to create the billion-dollar annual blockbuster "You Ji". The film will be directed by the gold medal director Xie Guang, and the powerful film and television fighter Han Bing, the new young prince Sir. Start a visual feast..."

The grotesque pictures on the TV kept hitting Du Haomiao's eyeballs, and the boss He Peng suddenly sneered from behind: "Huh, what a super luxurious lineup! The current films are getting more and more rubbish! A lot of money is spent to make colorful Stuff, it’s all about cheating money. Alas... the feelings of the movie were ruined by these guys, it’s still good in the past! At that time, director Shen made a movie that made me cry for a year, and I still feel it when I watch it now. It's a pity that he hasn't made new films for two or three years now..."

Hearing the boss's words, Du Haomiao was stunned for a moment, his eyes wandered a little unpredictably, and after a long time, he murmured: "The film made by Director Shen is indeed very classic, and I like it very much..."

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Summer is very hot. When the heat is extremely hot, you can’t help but want to drink water. One cup after another, the cool liquid will squeeze out all the heat waves from your body, and you will feel refreshed physically and mentally.Du Haomiao is hotter when working. This heat comes not only from the high temperature in summer, but also from constant exercise.The energy consumed by the continuous activity of the muscles raises the body temperature in the form of heat. The accelerated aerobic respiration of the cells converts glucose into water and carbon dioxide and releases energy continuously. Du Haomiao keeps drinking water to relieve the summer pain stuffy.

Drinking water is indeed a great tool for relieving summer heat, but drinking water will bring about a sequelae - constant running to the toilet, so as the main channel for the body to discharge excess water, it is very important to have a healthy urination system of.

Du Haomiao's urinary system is very healthy, and he sticks to his post and contributes to the maintenance of water balance all year round.But when Du Haomiao suffers from five-element deficiency syndrome, no matter how healthy the system is, there will be times when it smokes.

Du Haomiao's master once warned him solemnly: You lack all five elements, and fate is just a joke, so prepare for the worst!

There is still half a year left in Du Haomiao's life, just like a cancer patient will go through the most difficult period in the last period of life, Du Haomiao's five-element deficiency caused him to experience more conditions in the last six months than in the previous three years combined, and Every time is more wonderful.Sudden fever, sudden chills, and sudden itching are not mentioned; it doesn’t matter if the wallet is stolen, the power is cut off, the Internet is cut off, and you are always injured, but he really doesn’t know the five-element deficiency syndrome and the inability to urinate!

Du Haomiao drank at least seven or eight glasses of water in the morning, but his second child willfully went on strike at a critical moment.

At this time, he had been in the bathroom for at least half an hour, his face was flushed from holding back, and he was sweating, but he could only squeeze out a pitiful dozen drops of thin liquid.The high temperature in summer has greatly increased the activity of cells, and the speed of metabolism in the body is also unambiguous. The water you drink is quickly concentrated in the lower abdomen, and the feeling of growing pain is driving people crazy. The feeling of venting everywhere made Du Haomiao feel more and more uncomfortable, so he had to ask the boss for leave and go home first.

Du Haomiao's complexion was very bad. Boss He was a little worried about his condition and said he was going to send him to the hospital, but Du Haomiao didn't want the boss to know about this shameful thing, and according to his many years of experience, he should go to the hospital for his affairs. Useless.

After rejecting Boss He's kindness, he quickly got on a bus and walked home.

Although Du Haomiao's room is small, with simple decoration and simple furniture, there are many gadgets in his room that his master has set up, which more or less will have miraculous effects on his "intractable diseases". "Go home and release yourself" became Du Miao's salvation.

When Du Haomiao returned to his small room, his whole body was already soaked in sweat, and he collapsed on the ground as soon as he entered the door.Terrible!This is simply torture on earth.It was almost difficult for Du Haomiao to stand up from the ground, but the close-by bathroom strongly attracted him. He endured the pain and stood up from the floor, and walked towards that room with trembling steps.

His body felt very strong, and the urge to urinate strongly stimulated him. He held onto the tiles in the bathroom with one hand, and quickly unbuttoned his pants with the other, waiting for liberation.

Very disappointing, "tick, tick..." Only a few pitiful drops fell in the toilet, causing little ripples.Although the body felt like it was going to explode, it seemed as if the key parts were being pinched by that 'invisible hand', and the inventory was stuck in that stall and couldn't get out.

"F*ck!" Du Haomiao's wailing echoed in the two-square-meter bathroom, and he staggered out of the bathroom in despair, and threw himself on the fabric sofa in the living room.

There are some things in the world that cannot be ignored, such as hunger, sleepiness, and the need to defecate. Ignoring them will not make the problem disappear, but the situation will become more and more serious as time goes by.Du Haomiao tried his best to relax himself to relieve the unbearable soreness, but with his efforts, the feeling below became more and more intense, so strong that it could not be ignored.

Finally, he took out his mobile phone and quickly dialed a number.The waiting time seemed to be very long. When the "beep tone" on the phone turned into a middle-aged man's "Hello", Du Haomiao immediately shouted: "Master, save me!"

The man's voice was quite unhurried, and his speaking speed was also very slow: "Why worry, my good apprentice, you are such a big man, and you are not stable at all! What a waste of years of teaching as a teacher. If you don’t change your impatience and impatience, don’t call me master in the future. It’s because you are in a hurry that you always make mistakes! My teacher often tells you that everything is steady and you win. With this appearance, how can I feel at ease as a teacher..."

The rhythm of the man who was about to take an ideological and political class as soon as he opened his mouth made Du Haomiao feel bad, so he quickly interrupted the other party: "Master! I'm sick! Help me!"

The man's words were interrupted, and there was a short silence for a while, and then the man said: "Well, I know it for the teacher. Good student! You have fallen ill once or twice, so don't make a fuss every time. Yes, you! With the things that the teacher gave you, you can’t die for the time being. It’s very normal to have a small problem, so don’t worry! Rest, drink hot water and you’ll be fine..."

Du Haomiao interrupted his master again, gritting his teeth: "This time it's very urgent!"

The man sighed helplessly, and finally said, "Okay! Let me do the math for you!"

The phone was silent for about 10 minutes, and the other party's voice finally rang again: "Student, I probably understand, there is something where you are right now! It was brought to your room recently, just to supplement your Fate, go hold it, and your problem will be solved."

Du Haomiao looked around the whole room, saw the table from the ceiling, saw the bookshelf from the refrigerator, and finally settled on the magazine in the trash can.

Destiny Decoder...a man full of five elements...

With a flash of inspiration in Du Haomiao's mind, he hurriedly climbed off the sofa and walked to the trash can in a few steps. The crumpled magazines that had been ravaged/ravaged were still lying there pitifully. Du Haomiao only hoped that this trick would be useful!

Picking up the magazine from the trash can, when his hand touched the photo of a certain man, suddenly his body seemed to open a channel, and a sense of relief came over him.Du Haomiao's eyes lit up suddenly, and he stumbled a few steps towards the bathroom.Standing in front of the toilet, he clutched the magazine tightly. The man on the cover had a serious and unsmiling face, while Du Haomiao held the magazine in his hand, and finally released himself freely...

"Aha... um..." So cool!

The long-lasting and hearty pleasure finally made Du Haomiao surrender, with a relaxed and bewildered expression on his face.

After finishing the work, Du Haomiao leaned against the wall and slid down slowly, finally sat down on the floor, and the magazine also slid down weakly.Through the sweaty hair, Du Haomiao stared at the face of the man on the ground that made people want to sit upright at any time with a complicated expression for at least half an hour.

In the end, he picked up the magazine and carefully placed it on the bookshelf in the living room. After a while, he sighed: "Forget it, anyway, you still have some use."