Flirt first, then love [Entertainment]
Chapter 1 Destiny Decoder
Du Haomiao's wish since he was a child was to become a big star. Under the influence of his parents, he always felt that he would definitely become a big star.
This obsession has been deeply rooted in his mind since he can remember, helping him through sweaty dance classes, day after day musical instrument classes, and various boring theoretical classes.At the age of five, he was able to play minuet smoothly, at the age of six he was able to play Schubert’s serenade with his mother, and at the age of seven he stayed in the study with his father to discuss the character settings in the script, Du Haomiao With too many glorious pasts...
But now, hot and sweaty, he is in the spicy pot restaurant in the small alley at No. 203, North Lane, West Street District, holding a plate of chicken feet with chopped peppers in one hand, and a tray with three teacups in the other, facing the window. The couple who came out with their son to have a meal at the side responded loudly: "Come on! All the dishes you ordered are served!"
After serving the table, Du Haomiao wiped his sweat with his apron, and rested with his back against the wall of the living room imitating the style of burning, when suddenly there was a vibration in his trouser pocket.He raised his head that was drooping due to exhaustion, groped into the pocket of his jeans, and took out a domestic smart phone worth a few hundred dollars. Looking at the caller ID, Du Haomiao frowned, and swiped his finger on the screen. A squeamish and domineering girl's voice came out: "Du Haomiao! Where are you now?!"
Du Haomiao looked up and looked around, and lowered his voice subconsciously. He didn't tell the truth: "Me? I'm at school. Today is Professor Li's acting class. I'm very busy at the moment, so I'll hang up first."
"Du Miao!" The woman's tone became angry and anxious, "You are talking nonsense with your eyes open, look outside your window!"
Through a row of well-lit glass doors in front of the store, Du Haomiao saw the annoyed girl in a tutu skirt across the road holding her mobile phone to her ear.Taking off the apron in the store, Du Haomiao trotted across the road.
He Shanshan raised her eyebrows and poked Du Haomiao's chest in a questioning tone: "This is your school? This is Professor Li's acting class? Du Haomiao! Don't be so fucking arrogant and say you are The rich family has a villa and a sports car, which rich family meets at a snack shop in a small alley in a corner to serve dishes!"
Du Haomiao felt aggrieved: "My family is really rich. Shanshan, you and I will definitely inherit a lot of wealth. I'm telling the truth!"
He Shanshan's high-heeled shoes slammed on the ground, her round eyes gave Du Miao a hard look, and she pouted and said, "Running the train with your mouth full of words! If you are really rich, why don't you buy the bag I saw last time?" Buy it for me? Also! I’ve checked everything, and you don’t live in any villa area at all. I’ve inquired about the rental landlord at No. 6 East Eighth Street, and you rented a one-bedroom apartment from her. , I haven’t paid the rent for two months!”
He Shanshan said too much, and Du Haomiao was also a little displeased: "Are you following me?"
He Shanshan raised her head arrogantly: "Yeah! What's wrong with following you? I don't want to find out whether my boyfriend is a dragon or a bear! Hmph! At the beginning, I was mistaken, and I fell into the trap because I saw that you were not bad. Even if you grow into a flower if you don’t have money at the beginning of the year, don’t even think about chasing women!”
Du Haomiao looked at the beaming woman in front of her, and asked impatiently, "What do you mean?"
"What do you mean! Of course I mean to break up! Du Haomiao, I don't want you anymore. I dumped you. Don't bother me again!" Waiting for the boy in front of him to cry, trying his best to keep him.
And Du Haomiao seemed a little tired, so he just said softly: "Okay." Then he turned and left.
He Shanshan was at a loss for a moment, she stammered and shouted: "Hey... so... this is the end, Du Haomiao! Stop!"
But Du Haomiao just pushed his glasses coldly, leaving only a merciless back view.
Du Haomiao returned to the store, suddenly feeling a little tired, and wanted to find someone to talk to.Picking up the phone, he skillfully dug out the number of 'Yang Cuofan' and dialed it.
It was almost an instant connection over there, and an unscrupulous smell could be smelled through the screen: "Ah Shui, what's wrong? I was bullied and disabled by a part-time job shop, I want to cry to my brother!"
Du Haomiao sneered: "Yes! I was bullied so badly, I asked you to drink and cry at the same time!"
******
At seven o'clock in the evening, both sides of the Beishui Bridge were already brightly lit.Du Haomiao and Yang Cuofan were sitting in front of a cheap barbecue stand, eating barbecue and drinking beer while blowing the river breeze. Du Haomiao was wearing a white T-shirt bought at a commercial street stall that cost tens of dollars, and sitting opposite him was wearing a white T-shirt worth tens of dollars. Wan's Dunhill Belgravia three-piece suit Yang Cuofan, the scene looks a little weird, but also inexplicably harmonious.
"Let's talk? What's going on, the boss owes you wages?" Yang Cuofan took a sip of draft beer and asked Du Haomiao with a blushing face.
Du Haomiao also took a sip of the bubbling cold beer, let the hot liquid burn through his lungs, exhaled the alcohol and said, "He Shanshan and I broke up."
"He Shanshan?" Yang Cuofan took a bite of the oily chicken leg and said, "That woman? I knew a long time ago that the two of you would never grow up. It's just breaking up with a gold-worshiping girl. It's worth worrying about drinking, worrying about it." mind?"
Du Haomiao lost interest in eating, he sighed: "You know what I mean, I don't have much time..."
"So just find a money-worshiping girl and a baby to complete the task and say goodbye to the world without any worries?" Yang Cuofan looked at Du Haomiao with disapproval.
Du Haomiao said honestly: "He Shanshan will not be hurt because of my death, and she will get a lot of money. She will be very happy. This matter will not harm anyone."
"What about your child? Early married father," Yang Cuofan teased, "He Shanshan will definitely not want him after you die. You know how pitiful a child without a father or mother is."
"I don't know..." Du Haomiao sighed, "I don't want to, anyway, this matter is now obsolete."
Seeing the lost look of his old friend, Yang Cuofan comforted him: "Okay! You'd better not do that wicked idea, isn't there still half a year left? The Destiny Decoder will always appear."
Du Haomiao looked at him like an idiot: "I have been looking for more than ten years...the probability of finding that person is like an asteroid hitting the earth 6500 million years ago!"
"Do you know how many sperms a man produces every time you have sex/love? Do you know how many times you have sex/love for a woman to successfully conceive? You are fighting for countless times of sex/love to stand out among hundreds of millions of sperm The one-in-a-hundred-million probability, even if an asteroid hits the earth, it’s no big deal.” Yang Cuofan raised his cup and said, “Cheers!”
"Cheers." Du Haomiao also picked up the beer mug and touched it with his old friend. After drinking the cold and slightly bitter liquid, his head gradually became groggy and his consciousness was a little unclear.
How he was dragged away by Yang Cuofan, and how he abducted him into his house, he couldn't remember at all.When the sunlight hit his face through the huge floor-to-ceiling windows, he woke up suddenly, sat up suddenly, looked in horror at the well-made carved wooden furniture, the expensive oil paintings on the wall and the decorations. Antique vases on the wine rack.
"Yang Cuofan!!!"
Du Haomiao's roar shook the room three times, Yang Cuofan came out of the master bedroom with a weed-like mess of hair, and asked Du Haomiao in a daze: "What's wrong?"
Du Haomiao's eyes were like copper bells, and he was at a loss on the simple plank bed as if he had seen a ghost: "How could you bring me here! Do you know how much the things in this room can add up? At least the value Millions! It's crazy!"
Yang Cuofan was also a little panicked, and he asked cautiously, "Is the situation that serious? I carried you back last night, and I didn't let you sleep in this bedroom, and I didn't touch anything here during the whole process. This The plank bed is worth one hundred and twenty, plus the quilt and cushion, the total is no more than four hundred... There should be no problem, right?"
Hearing this, Du Haomiao finally breathed a sigh of relief, but immediately said to Yang Cuofan: "Hurry up, hurry up! Carry me out!"
Yang Cuofan stopped joking, he squatted in front of Du Haomiao without saying a word, and Du Haomiao didn't flinch, and climbed directly onto his back.
Du Haomiao is about 1.7 meters tall. Although he is not fat, he is still such a big man. He weighed heavily on Yang Cuofan. He lifted Du Haomiao vigorously, carried him across the small platform, and went down three steps to the The location of the coffee table.
In that position, there are some materials often used by Yang Cuofan, but at the moment, there is only a magazine on the black coffee table, which is very conspicuous on the empty table.
Du Haomiao easily scanned the cover of that magazine.The man on the cover is unsmiling, with sharp edges and corners. It seems that he is born with a serious taste, and there is an aura of a leading cadre with the title of xx chief all over his body, making it impossible to focus on his facial features.
After only a glance from a distance, Du Haomiao suddenly became excited and jumped off Yang Cuofan, not caring about the expensive carpet on the floor, and picked up the magazine tremblingly, His eyes looked back and forth on it, and his hand gestured back and forth on the man's photo. Slowly, his face gradually turned pale from excitement...
"What's wrong?" Du Haomiao's strange behavior made Yang Cuofan a little worried.
Du Haomiao pointed at the man in the magazine, and opened his mouth tremblingly: "He... Destiny Decoder."
"...Really?!" Yang Cuofan also looked at the magazine with disbelief, and everyone could see the joy in his eyes.
"If the date of birth is right, it's right." Du Haomiao's face was still pale.
Yang Cuofan was a little puzzled: "Why do you feel unhappy?"
Du Haomiao looked at Yang Cuofan with a tone of despair: "This man is husband and wife with me..."
This obsession has been deeply rooted in his mind since he can remember, helping him through sweaty dance classes, day after day musical instrument classes, and various boring theoretical classes.At the age of five, he was able to play minuet smoothly, at the age of six he was able to play Schubert’s serenade with his mother, and at the age of seven he stayed in the study with his father to discuss the character settings in the script, Du Haomiao With too many glorious pasts...
But now, hot and sweaty, he is in the spicy pot restaurant in the small alley at No. 203, North Lane, West Street District, holding a plate of chicken feet with chopped peppers in one hand, and a tray with three teacups in the other, facing the window. The couple who came out with their son to have a meal at the side responded loudly: "Come on! All the dishes you ordered are served!"
After serving the table, Du Haomiao wiped his sweat with his apron, and rested with his back against the wall of the living room imitating the style of burning, when suddenly there was a vibration in his trouser pocket.He raised his head that was drooping due to exhaustion, groped into the pocket of his jeans, and took out a domestic smart phone worth a few hundred dollars. Looking at the caller ID, Du Haomiao frowned, and swiped his finger on the screen. A squeamish and domineering girl's voice came out: "Du Haomiao! Where are you now?!"
Du Haomiao looked up and looked around, and lowered his voice subconsciously. He didn't tell the truth: "Me? I'm at school. Today is Professor Li's acting class. I'm very busy at the moment, so I'll hang up first."
"Du Miao!" The woman's tone became angry and anxious, "You are talking nonsense with your eyes open, look outside your window!"
Through a row of well-lit glass doors in front of the store, Du Haomiao saw the annoyed girl in a tutu skirt across the road holding her mobile phone to her ear.Taking off the apron in the store, Du Haomiao trotted across the road.
He Shanshan raised her eyebrows and poked Du Haomiao's chest in a questioning tone: "This is your school? This is Professor Li's acting class? Du Haomiao! Don't be so fucking arrogant and say you are The rich family has a villa and a sports car, which rich family meets at a snack shop in a small alley in a corner to serve dishes!"
Du Haomiao felt aggrieved: "My family is really rich. Shanshan, you and I will definitely inherit a lot of wealth. I'm telling the truth!"
He Shanshan's high-heeled shoes slammed on the ground, her round eyes gave Du Miao a hard look, and she pouted and said, "Running the train with your mouth full of words! If you are really rich, why don't you buy the bag I saw last time?" Buy it for me? Also! I’ve checked everything, and you don’t live in any villa area at all. I’ve inquired about the rental landlord at No. 6 East Eighth Street, and you rented a one-bedroom apartment from her. , I haven’t paid the rent for two months!”
He Shanshan said too much, and Du Haomiao was also a little displeased: "Are you following me?"
He Shanshan raised her head arrogantly: "Yeah! What's wrong with following you? I don't want to find out whether my boyfriend is a dragon or a bear! Hmph! At the beginning, I was mistaken, and I fell into the trap because I saw that you were not bad. Even if you grow into a flower if you don’t have money at the beginning of the year, don’t even think about chasing women!”
Du Haomiao looked at the beaming woman in front of her, and asked impatiently, "What do you mean?"
"What do you mean! Of course I mean to break up! Du Haomiao, I don't want you anymore. I dumped you. Don't bother me again!" Waiting for the boy in front of him to cry, trying his best to keep him.
And Du Haomiao seemed a little tired, so he just said softly: "Okay." Then he turned and left.
He Shanshan was at a loss for a moment, she stammered and shouted: "Hey... so... this is the end, Du Haomiao! Stop!"
But Du Haomiao just pushed his glasses coldly, leaving only a merciless back view.
Du Haomiao returned to the store, suddenly feeling a little tired, and wanted to find someone to talk to.Picking up the phone, he skillfully dug out the number of 'Yang Cuofan' and dialed it.
It was almost an instant connection over there, and an unscrupulous smell could be smelled through the screen: "Ah Shui, what's wrong? I was bullied and disabled by a part-time job shop, I want to cry to my brother!"
Du Haomiao sneered: "Yes! I was bullied so badly, I asked you to drink and cry at the same time!"
******
At seven o'clock in the evening, both sides of the Beishui Bridge were already brightly lit.Du Haomiao and Yang Cuofan were sitting in front of a cheap barbecue stand, eating barbecue and drinking beer while blowing the river breeze. Du Haomiao was wearing a white T-shirt bought at a commercial street stall that cost tens of dollars, and sitting opposite him was wearing a white T-shirt worth tens of dollars. Wan's Dunhill Belgravia three-piece suit Yang Cuofan, the scene looks a little weird, but also inexplicably harmonious.
"Let's talk? What's going on, the boss owes you wages?" Yang Cuofan took a sip of draft beer and asked Du Haomiao with a blushing face.
Du Haomiao also took a sip of the bubbling cold beer, let the hot liquid burn through his lungs, exhaled the alcohol and said, "He Shanshan and I broke up."
"He Shanshan?" Yang Cuofan took a bite of the oily chicken leg and said, "That woman? I knew a long time ago that the two of you would never grow up. It's just breaking up with a gold-worshiping girl. It's worth worrying about drinking, worrying about it." mind?"
Du Haomiao lost interest in eating, he sighed: "You know what I mean, I don't have much time..."
"So just find a money-worshiping girl and a baby to complete the task and say goodbye to the world without any worries?" Yang Cuofan looked at Du Haomiao with disapproval.
Du Haomiao said honestly: "He Shanshan will not be hurt because of my death, and she will get a lot of money. She will be very happy. This matter will not harm anyone."
"What about your child? Early married father," Yang Cuofan teased, "He Shanshan will definitely not want him after you die. You know how pitiful a child without a father or mother is."
"I don't know..." Du Haomiao sighed, "I don't want to, anyway, this matter is now obsolete."
Seeing the lost look of his old friend, Yang Cuofan comforted him: "Okay! You'd better not do that wicked idea, isn't there still half a year left? The Destiny Decoder will always appear."
Du Haomiao looked at him like an idiot: "I have been looking for more than ten years...the probability of finding that person is like an asteroid hitting the earth 6500 million years ago!"
"Do you know how many sperms a man produces every time you have sex/love? Do you know how many times you have sex/love for a woman to successfully conceive? You are fighting for countless times of sex/love to stand out among hundreds of millions of sperm The one-in-a-hundred-million probability, even if an asteroid hits the earth, it’s no big deal.” Yang Cuofan raised his cup and said, “Cheers!”
"Cheers." Du Haomiao also picked up the beer mug and touched it with his old friend. After drinking the cold and slightly bitter liquid, his head gradually became groggy and his consciousness was a little unclear.
How he was dragged away by Yang Cuofan, and how he abducted him into his house, he couldn't remember at all.When the sunlight hit his face through the huge floor-to-ceiling windows, he woke up suddenly, sat up suddenly, looked in horror at the well-made carved wooden furniture, the expensive oil paintings on the wall and the decorations. Antique vases on the wine rack.
"Yang Cuofan!!!"
Du Haomiao's roar shook the room three times, Yang Cuofan came out of the master bedroom with a weed-like mess of hair, and asked Du Haomiao in a daze: "What's wrong?"
Du Haomiao's eyes were like copper bells, and he was at a loss on the simple plank bed as if he had seen a ghost: "How could you bring me here! Do you know how much the things in this room can add up? At least the value Millions! It's crazy!"
Yang Cuofan was also a little panicked, and he asked cautiously, "Is the situation that serious? I carried you back last night, and I didn't let you sleep in this bedroom, and I didn't touch anything here during the whole process. This The plank bed is worth one hundred and twenty, plus the quilt and cushion, the total is no more than four hundred... There should be no problem, right?"
Hearing this, Du Haomiao finally breathed a sigh of relief, but immediately said to Yang Cuofan: "Hurry up, hurry up! Carry me out!"
Yang Cuofan stopped joking, he squatted in front of Du Haomiao without saying a word, and Du Haomiao didn't flinch, and climbed directly onto his back.
Du Haomiao is about 1.7 meters tall. Although he is not fat, he is still such a big man. He weighed heavily on Yang Cuofan. He lifted Du Haomiao vigorously, carried him across the small platform, and went down three steps to the The location of the coffee table.
In that position, there are some materials often used by Yang Cuofan, but at the moment, there is only a magazine on the black coffee table, which is very conspicuous on the empty table.
Du Haomiao easily scanned the cover of that magazine.The man on the cover is unsmiling, with sharp edges and corners. It seems that he is born with a serious taste, and there is an aura of a leading cadre with the title of xx chief all over his body, making it impossible to focus on his facial features.
After only a glance from a distance, Du Haomiao suddenly became excited and jumped off Yang Cuofan, not caring about the expensive carpet on the floor, and picked up the magazine tremblingly, His eyes looked back and forth on it, and his hand gestured back and forth on the man's photo. Slowly, his face gradually turned pale from excitement...
"What's wrong?" Du Haomiao's strange behavior made Yang Cuofan a little worried.
Du Haomiao pointed at the man in the magazine, and opened his mouth tremblingly: "He... Destiny Decoder."
"...Really?!" Yang Cuofan also looked at the magazine with disbelief, and everyone could see the joy in his eyes.
"If the date of birth is right, it's right." Du Haomiao's face was still pale.
Yang Cuofan was a little puzzled: "Why do you feel unhappy?"
Du Haomiao looked at Yang Cuofan with a tone of despair: "This man is husband and wife with me..."
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