When Dazai became a god judge

Osamu Dazai didn't care about Bishamon's words. Human beings are a species with infinite possibilities. From the Age of Gods and the Warring States Period to the present, under the conditions of natural selection and survival of the fittest, no matter how difficult, difficult, small and helpless, human beings are still the same. Not extinct.

The high gods can only exist by relying on the prayers and offerings of human beings.

Who is nobler than whom?

"Maybe Ms. Bishamon has some reasons for dissatisfaction with human beings, but please don't generalize." Osamu Dazai stared down at his moon-white fingers. It is true that not everyone can use supernatural powers on the right path.There have been several incidents of riots by people with supernatural powers in Yokohama. Not only ordinary citizens, but also the port mafia and the Special Forces Secret Service have suffered heavy casualties.

"As for the villains who endanger the society, I think he just lacks a physical probation. As for the important task of probating such people, I can't think of anyone else who can take on this important task except the number one warrior, Miss Bishamon."

The last compliment obviously put Bishamon in a good mood, and she boldly punched Dazai Osamu's chest: "Boy, I can't see that you are quite discerning."

"Ouch..." Yato retched: "Sure enough, from wearing underwear and a vacuum jacket, it can be seen that you have already lost your sense of shame."

Under Xiaofu's threat, Bishamonten and Yato, who could not use force to resolve their conflicts, had a fight with wine. Osamu Dazai fanned the flames beside them and also drank a lot.

The next day, the sun was up three poles, and the hangover Dazai Zhizhi slowly got up. He hadn't been so drunk so presumptuously for a long time.Although he loves to drink, most of the time he just tastes it, but he uses alcohol to numb himself.

After becoming a spiritual examiner, not only the body but also the spirit are subtly relaxed, much more slack than before.

"Master, you are awake." The young man's elegant voice sounded slowly.Yamato Shou'an offered a cup of warm tea, which dispelled the dull feeling in the mind of the examiner.

"Oh... it's stability." Osamu Dazai put down his teacup and leaned back, "You haven't recovered from the poison, why don't you go to rest?"

The smile in Yamato Moran's eyes grew even wider: "Thanks to your love, this is rest for me, master."

Compared with the wandering and frightening battlefield life, there is nothing happier than staying in a warm and comfortable hut and quietly looking at the sleeping face of the god judge.

Osamu Dazai suddenly remembered that they were living in Xiaofuku's house now, and the poor god who didn't have a very spacious mansion just gave up a room to accommodate Yato Yukine, and had to vacate a room for Dazai, Bishamon and others to stay overnight. It is not easy.Osamu Dazai's side is all men, and he doesn't pay too much attention. Last night, he slept at Odori's shop all night.

It was almost noon, and Fu Sangshen, who had never drank alcohol, had a regular schedule. In order not to disturb the rest of the judge, he tiptoed out early in the morning.

California Qingguang is practicing swords, Mori Toshiro and Wuhutai help Dahei to trim flowers and plants, Hakata Toshiro pesters Zhaoma to teach him how to perform spells, and Edogawa Ranpo goes to ask Tenjin to play chess after breakfast.In the room, only Osamu Dazai, who was still hungover, and Yamato Morita, who was in poor health due to poisoning, were left in the room.

"Master's head still hurts?" Fu Sangshen keenly observed that Osamu Dazai pressed his temple twice while listening to his narration, "Maybe it will be better after a massage. If you allow, I..."

"Okay! I'm sorry to trouble you." Osamu Dazai agreed neatly.

Only an ascetic would refuse to enjoy the service of others.

The warm fingertips gently pressed on the temple of the examiner, and after a short pause, he began to massage slowly and rhythmically.Yamato Shou Anding hadn't learned massage before, but he was focusing on it with moderate strength, which really and effectively relieved the dull pain in his head.

Osamu Dazai comfortably closed his eyes and enjoyed it.

The master's eyelashes are so long, the skin is so white that it can see through light, and the lip color is light red... Such an appearance is particularly outstanding even among men with swords who are known for their handsomeness.

How can humans be so good looking?

Yamato Shou'an has been summoned for a long time, and he has seen many human beings when he was with the former God Judge.Most of the human beings who can become god judges are not mediocre, and there are quite a few with outstanding appearance and ability, but there has never been one as perfect as Osamu Dazai.

Whether it's appearance, heart, or that heaven-defying ability and heart-throbbing worrying technique...

Yamato Shou'an suddenly felt that God was fair.If the hardships I had suffered before were in exchange for this beam of light, it would not be worth mentioning.He knew that there were many people who enshrined Osamu Dazai as a god, whether it was Ryunosuke Akutagawa who suppressed him in the treatment room of the Armed Detective Agency, or Fusangshin who came from Honmaru... When they looked at Osamu Dazai, there was hope in their eyes Compared with his light, it is not much better.

Osamu Dazai set an unquenchable fire in their silent and dark hearts, which brought them light and warmth. Even if it was about to burn at the touch of a finger, there were still countless people rushing forward and enjoying it.

Osamu Dazai, who was completely unaware of Dato's inner thoughts, pushed away Yamato Mori Anding's hand after his mind was completely relieved, "I'm fine now, thank you, Anding."

The boy who hit the knife was obsessed with the temperature of his fingertips, and he came back to his senses: "You are welcome."

Osamu Dazai picked up the white shirt that Fu Sangshen had ironed, buttoned it to the second button, tied up his tie, put on his suit vest, and finally put his coat on his shoulders, saying, "Just stay in the room and have a good rest." Right. I'll go out for a while, and I'll take you to detoxify when I get back."

Yamato Moran Ding wanted to go out with the God Judge, thinking about his body that had not yet fully recovered—in this era of gods and monsters, in case of any danger, he would not only be unable to protect the God Judge, but would also become a drag on the team. then gave up.

He worriedly warned: "Be careful on the road, you'd better take Fu Sangshen with you."

Osamu Dazai didn't care: "Don't worry! This is the present world."

"Fu Sangshen can help you carry things..."

"Okay, I'll go find them now."

Yamato Shou'an reluctantly realizes that it is a pity that the god judge itself is too good, and the value of Fusangshen can only be reflected in the tool person who transfers items.

The caring judge asked California Qingguang to accompany the bored Yamato Shou'an in the room, and did not bother Hakata Toshiro, who was serious about academic law, and left him a well-behaved five tiger retreat in Dahei's resentful eyes.

So Osamu Dazai took Mori Toshiro out.

Mori Fujishiro jumped up and down excitedly, "My lord, my lord, where are we going?"

Osamu Dazai replied: "Department store, but I have to go to Tenman Shrine first."

"Wow! That's great! When I was shopping for ingredients on the first floor yesterday, I saw many cute children."

Osamu Dazai's route planning: Go to Tenman Shrine to find Ranpo Edogawa, go to the department store together to bring a gift to Yato and the others, as well as Bai Lan and Chaldea's Fujimaru Tachika... For those who have helped themselves, Returning a sincere thank you and an appropriate gift, with kind thoughts in your heart, is one of the reasons why Osamu Dazai has been dying all the time but is still favored by the people around him.

Even the forces that have been hostile to him, such as the port mafia, such as the combination, even if they hate some of Dazai Osamu's methods, they have never resented him himself.Therefore, when they encounter a common enemy, they can put aside their previous suspicions and unanimously speak out.

As for the leader of the rats, Dostoevsky, the extremely perverted pleasure criminal with abnormal brain circuits, although he was arrested and imprisoned twice because of Osamu Dazai, it did not affect his love for Osamu Dazai. My compliments.In other words, he who also has a genius mind, all his actions are based on being able to find an opponent who can match him, and that opponent appears, that is Dazai Osamu, the man whom Dostoevsky admired and loved Dazai Osamu by all means.

Osamu Dazai has a very good memory, so even in a strange world, he can remember the road he has only traveled once, and he can easily find the Tenman Shrine.

Ordinary people can't see the gods and monsters in the other world. Therefore, although many students come to the shrine to pray, they will also make wishes on the plaque and incense burner enshrined in the shrine, but they can't see the gods who are close at hand under the plum tree.

Edogawa Ranpo was playing chess with Lord Tenjin, and the noisy environment couldn't affect him in the slightest. His precise moves added a few forehead lines that could kill mosquitoes to Tenjin's wrinkled old face.

Seeing Dazai Osamu's arrival, Edogawa Ranpo did not move.It's just that Luozi, who was originally attacking and defending, was sharp in vain, and turned into an invincible offensive, defeating the gods in a moment.

Farewell to Tenjin, Edogawa ran, holding his head in his arms, and followed Osamu Dazai unhurriedly, "Hey, Dazai, are you leaving now?"

"Yes, there are less than two days before the onset of diazepam." Dazai Osamu raised his hand to cover the dazzling sunlight, and turned to Edogawa Ranpo and said, "It doesn't matter if you think it's interesting to stay here for a few more days. I plan to put Bodo at Miss Xiaofu's house, and let him learn the art from Xueyin Zhaoma. He can take care of you if you stay here together, and I will pick you up when you stay here enough."

Edogawa Ranpo shook his head: "Actually, I don't have any nostalgia. Although playing chess is interesting, I am a detective. My favorite game is to solve crimes."

Dazai Osamu said casually: "This is Tokyo, the most prosperous city in Japan. Needless to say, there are murders that happen every day. I walked along the way and saw a few detective agencies nearby. If you are interested, you can go and have a look. Might be an interesting case."

Edogawa was stunned for a moment, and quickly denied the possibility of this proposal: "As a famous detective, I always take the initiative to send cases to my door for me to choose. How can I steal other people's business?" Edogawa Chuan Ranpo has the right to independently choose commissions in the Armed Detective Agency. The more tricky and difficult the case, the more interested he is, and the others are also happy to relax.

"This is up to you."