When Dazai became a god judge

Although Xiaofu's here is not as grand and magnificent as the Tenman Shrine, the small courtyard is well-maintained, and it can be seen that it has been carefully cared for for a long time.Warm, comfortable, and more homely.

Osamu Dazai, Yato and others sat on the edge of the house drinking and chatting, and the children who couldn't drink ran to play under the cherry trees in the yard.It turns out that the cubs only need a glass bead, a plate of tricolor dumplings, and a group of younger and cuter tigers to go from unfamiliar to familiar.

When playing small games such as wooden figures and hide-and-seek, Xueyin suffered a lot from the scouting ability and mobility that the short knives are proud of.

When playing the blind man game, the unyielding artifact decided to use his nirvana: "Tie Bu!"

When he was about to catch Xueyin, Hakata Toshiro found that his body was suddenly out of control, and no matter how hard he tried, he remained motionless.

"Solution!" Xue Yin's finger swiped across the void, and Hakata Toshiro was able to move again.He took off the blindfold and asked curiously: "Brother Xueyin, what's going on? Why couldn't I move just now?"

"It's a spell!" Xueyin proudly puffed up her chest.

Hakata Fujishiro's eyes sparkled under the lens: "Wow! It sounds amazing, can you teach me?" This is an exclusive means of making money that other Fusangshen do not know!

Xueyin was praised quite well, and he used the tone of a little teacher: "I agree to you because you call me brother Xueyin! But learning magic requires a certain amount of talent and hard work, and you can't give up halfway."

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"When it's spring, you can sit here and enjoy the cherry blossoms! The yard is full of pink and tender cherry blossoms, so beautiful." Xiaofu drank a little wine, a slightly drunk apple-colored blush appeared on her cheeks, she was fascinated Lie on the table in a daze, very cute.

Ranpo Edogawa sat down with a lot of desserts and ate happily, enjoying the happiness that sugar brings to the mind.

Yamato Mamoru Anding was still poisoned, so he didn't dare to drink casually, so he sipped slowly with his teacup in his hand, looked at Osamu Dazai, and chatted with Qingguang Kiyomitsu one after another.

Yeto drank the most, he opened another bottle of wine, took a few deep mouthfuls, and reached out to ask Osamu Dazai for an offering: "The commission has been completed, as a reward, you have to pay me five yuan for the commission fee."

Osamu Dazai suspected that he heard it wrong, or maybe the drunk Yato had lost his mind.Xiaofu paid 500 million per mouth, and even if he gave them the fabled discount on jumping from a building, there was still 100 million. He felt that Yato, who helped Yato from the beginning to the end, should not be lower than Xiaofu's price no matter what.

Five yen is not even enough to buy a bottle of soda.Isn't this jumping off the price of a building and jumping off Mount Everest?

The young judge found out his conscience, and gently refused: "Mr. Yetou, you are already drunk. We will discuss the entrustment fee after you wake up tomorrow, and we won't run away."

"I'm not drunk! You wait!" Yato retorted.

He walked away with shaky steps, and returned after a while, holding a transparent glass bottle full of coins in his arms.The young man obsessively rubbed his face against the body of the bottle, spitting out the smell of alcohol with his tongue out, "You can fill this bottle with your offerings, no, you have to give me five yuan now."

"Hey, Xiao Zai Zai, Xiao Yedou's commission fee is five yuan!" Xiaofu, who was half asleep and half awake, suddenly raised his head, put up two fingers and explained seriously: "The homonym of five yuan is a bond, and Xiao Yedou's purpose is to bond with human beings." Get acquainted and bond. If there is no human being in this world who remembers us, then the gods will disappear in human memory, in the true sense of disappearance, and all past existence will be forcibly erased."

Osamu Dazai probably knows this truth. Fu Sangshen often goes in and out of various battlefields, and it is inevitable that he will be seen. In order to avoid panic, ordinary human beings will soon and naturally forget the appearance and experience of Fu Sangshen who does not belong to this era...

If people don't remember them, they will disappear; if they don't maintain the artifact well, they will be stabbed. It seems that gods are not so easy to be.

Osamu Dazai took out a five-yuan coin and put it in Yato's palm.

"Thank you for your patronage! Welcome to come next time." Yato stuffed the coin into the bottle, and hugged Osamu Dazai happily, "Dazai, you are really a good person."

Dazai Osamu who was issued a good person card for no reason: "?"

At that time, a gust of wind whizzed by, blowing away a little of the alcohol smell.Yetou frowned, and said in a low voice: "What is that idiot doing here at this time? To avoid trouble, let's avoid it for a while. I didn't hide because I was afraid of her." He pulled Osamu Dazai and Jiang Togawa ranpo hid in the room.

Slut?Osamu Dazai heard Yato's description, and if his expectations were correct, the person who came should be Bishamonten, the strongest warrior among the Seven Lucky Gods.

In the harmonious and peaceful courtyard, the tall blond Valkyrie jumped off her mount neatly, and as a show of respect, she released all the artifacts armed on her body before she raised her voice, "Miss Xiaofu, I'm here to invite you to divination the wind point." Location."

"Oh, it's Xiao Bisha!" The drunken Xiaofu stumbled over, hugged Bishamon, rubbed against her chest, and warmly invited: "Xiao Bisha, we are having a banquet, you come to drink with me too Bar!"

Bishamon was unmoved, and said, "Is Yato also there?"

"Yeah!" Xiaofu nodded obediently.

Bishamon simply refused: "Forget it then, I still need to get rid of the monsters as soon as possible." Because of the opening of the entrance to the underworld, many monsters from the other side took the opportunity to get out.As the Valkyrie who governs this area, she considers herself duty-bound.

Xiaofu continued recklessly: "Is it because of the kiss with Sayoto last time that Xiao Bisha didn't want to come?"

Zhen Yu suddenly realized that he had heard some dangerous remarks, and bid farewell before being implicated.She shouldn't have agreed to Yato's invitation to give up her beauty sleep to attend a celebration banquet. What good things can the god of misfortune and the poor goddess of disaster get together?

Dahei's heart was in his throat after Xiaofu's words, and he quickly covered Xiaofu's mouth, "I'm sorry, Master Bishamon, my Goddess drank too much."

"Weina, please calm down, we are here to deal with business." Zhaoma quickly hugged Bishamon who was about to make a move.

Bishamon took a deep breath in Zhaoma's arms, and controlled himself: "It seems that Miss Xiaofu is not sober enough, let's come back another day." Killing the time-transformed monster is not in a hurry.

The last time Bishamon was invited to participate in the cherry blossom viewing party organized by Iki Hiyori, she drank too much and did something very out of character and even regretted it.That's just embarrassing.Even recalling it now, I feel my cheeks are hot, and my blood is surging. I wish I could kill Yato immediately and destroy the evidence.

"I can do it!" Xiaofu snatched the map from Bishamon, picked up a marker pen and drew circles on it, "Wind Cave, it's where I say it is."

Is this drinking the truth?Zhao Ma's head is full of black lines.

Looking at Bishamon's increasingly dangerous eyes, Dahei was already desperate.

It is estimated that Bishamon had this conjecture early in the morning, but now it has only been confirmed. She did not make any dangerous moves, but stood aside quietly waiting for Xiaofu to mark the map.

Zhaoma, who has nothing to do for the time being, is dragged by Xueyin to teach Hakata Toshiro how to perform spells.Yukine is a good student, but he is not yet a good teacher. Toshiro Hakata raised puzzles that he could not answer one by one accurately. Fortunately, Zhaoma came.

Bishamon looked at the short knife under the cherry tree that looked somewhat similar to Zhaoma's, and couldn't help being curious: "Miss Xiaofu's new artifact?"

Xiaofu replied without thinking: "No, I only have Dahei."

"It can't be Yato's, is it? Besides Yukine, is there any other artifact willing to live a poor life by his side?" Bishamon challenged the closed Japanese-style wooden door: "Yato, you are inside Right? Don’t hide in it, don’t you dare to see me?”

"Ah, ah, I've had enough!" Yeto broke through the door, pointed at Bishamon's nose and cursed: "You long-winded slut, exhibitionist, stalker, didn't you just kiss me? I still lost I got my first kiss. Don’t you just want to fight? Today I will accompany you. Xue Qi!”

"Warrior device, koji device, Shao device, mower device, counting device..." Bishamon read the names of a bunch of artifacts, and returned to the fully armed state.

The sword was on the verge of breaking out, and the atmosphere of immortality was broken by a fluffy sentence.

Xiaofu raised her hand, and an exquisite and luxurious fan appeared in her hand, threatening: "Xiao Yato, Xiao Bisha, you can't do anything in my house! All damaged things will be compensated ten times the price. Black weapons. "

Bishamon and Yato didn't dare to act rashly for the small blessing that could open the wind point with a single leaf and attract a big change.They decided to put aside their prejudices for the time being, and fight again in the future.

Osamu Dazai said with emotion: "Miss Xiaofu is really amazing."

Yato complained when he heard the words: "At the beginning, this woman swung the black weapon vigorously because she was having too much fun, which brought about the Great Depression of the Japanese economy."

Bishamon, who liberated the artifact again, looked at Dazai Osamu and Edogawa Ranpo who were exposed to everyone because Yato opened the door, and couldn't help staring at Yato again and accused: "They are human, they are human! You, Yato And implicated human beings into the world beyond the gods. Isn't the incident in Hiyori not enough for you to teach yourself a lesson?"

Dazai Osamu & Edogawa Ranpo: How did it get involved in us?

"Let me explain this!" Osamu Dazai raised his hand, "The artifact you saw just now is my fusangshen."

Bishamon has met a human being who can drive divine weapons, but compared to the current conflict with Yato, she and that human are truly bloody feuds.So he frowned: "It's better for human beings not to try to control power that doesn't belong to them."