When Dazai became a god judge

Dazai Osamu, Edogawa Ranpo, and Mori Toshiro spent an entire afternoon choosing their favorite gifts from the department store.When they came out of the last store, the three of them were more or less full of large and small paper bag gift boxes.

Although the total weight of all the packages was still within Token Fusangshen's tolerance, their volume was too much for a boy who was only 132cm tall.

With these gifts and packing boxes, they might be as tall as two Mori Toshiro.

You can't let Mori Fujishiro drag the package away.

Besides, this is the real world. Under the watchful eyes of the public, if two adult men ask children to bear the weight of all their belongings with empty hands, they will be reported by enthusiastic citizens on the road for child abuse.

Neither Osamu Dazai nor Ranpo Edogawa wanted to be the focus of the city in this way.

The outstanding ability of the government of the time lies in its grasp of time and space, but they are obviously not good at doing business.They can create a time-space machine, a god-defying artifact, and can open up an independent space on the coordinate point of the time-space axis—Honmaru, but they have never considered making some convenient space containers like storage rings.

Therefore, the things of the God Judge and Fusangshen can only be carried by manpower.

In fact, it is no wonder that the government of Toki no longer developed a storage ring. The vast majority of god judges have been staying in their own pills and commanding fusangshen to fight remotely.Even if you go to Wanwu or the battlefield, as long as it is within the jurisdiction of the Shizhi government, instructing Fusangshen to carry luggage and resources will not cause any criticism.

Compared with the majority of god judges who are covered in livers, there are really few god judges like Dazai Osamu.

If the slug is there, it will be fine. Zhongyuanzhong, who can control gravity at will, can easily move even this building, but Zhongyuanzhong is also a short man, and he might be misunderstood.

Osamu Dazai made gestures to Mori Toshiro's height and shook his head, feeling that his idea was unrealistic.

A port mafia cadre in Yokohama sneezes, his bestial instincts telling him that someone is talking bad about him.

Through the active guidance of a beautiful lady, Osamu Dazai and the others learned that there is a business service point called SF Express in the service hall on the first floor of the department store. Just leave the address and phone number to them, and prepare the courier fee. The courier buddies can help deliver the goods to the home on the same day.

This is the benefit of the development of society and the progress of the times.

After completing the formalities, the three men finally relaxed their hands and agreed that there is nothing more exhausting than shopping.Why are many ladies able to spend a day shopping in high-heeled shoes?The three straight men were puzzled.Carefully selecting gifts in dizzying shopping malls is more tiring than solving a hundred cases and running fifty expeditions.

This can simply be listed as the eighth unsolved mystery of the detective agency.

Osamu Dazai stretched his shoulders and suggested, "Let's go eat first. I heard that there is a nigiri sushi restaurant nearby that has a good reputation." Then Osamu Dazai sent a text message to Yato, telling them not to wait for him.In the process of editing the text message, the interrogator remembered that he hurriedly took Mori Toshiro and Wuhu out as if he didn't have time to tell Fusangshin in Honmaru, so he contacted Honosuke Rokuchan to help forward the message.

Tired all afternoon, Ranpo Edogawa and Toshiro Mori, who were already hungry, naturally would not have any objections.

Business is booming. There is a long queue at the entrance of the sushi restaurant. Because the sushi ingredients must be absolutely fresh, the master-level sushi chef only limits seven tables of guests to eat at the same time in each round. After one table is removed, people in the queue behind will be replaced. .

Even so, there are many people who are eager to line up.

Edogawa raised his head in disorder and looked at the dark crowd, feeling like retreating.He is a person who is afraid of trouble. Compared with delicious sushi and fast hamburger, he will definitely choose hamburger.

Although it is a pity to give up sushi.

"Hey, let me say, Dazai..." Ranpo Edogawa's proposal was interrupted by a terrified scream.

Amidst the crowds, a very ordinary-looking man from an office worker rushed out the door. He was blocked by the crowd of people on the steps at the door. Fear made him fall in front of the door frame. He kept twitching and retching, bowing his back." Wow" He spit out.

The vomit mixed with gastric juice caused the crowd to recede into a semicircle. Before people had time to ask him what was going on, there was another series of screams.Then came out a young woman in a service uniform, her pupils constricted and her body trembling uncontrollably.

Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand to support the young lady who stumbled down the stairs and was about to fall, and comforted him gently: "Miss, please don't be afraid, this place is safe. Can you tell me what happened inside?"

The lady leaned on Dazai Osamu's not generous but very reliable chest, woke up from the panic, choked up and said: "There... there are dead people... there are fingers..."

From her intermittent and incoherent narration, Osamu Dazai probably sorted out the clue: the office worker ate a small half of a human finger in the sushi rice ball, and the waiter who didn't know what happened heard the noise. Going over to check, I also saw the half finger on the snow-white dinner plate.

Human beings are very sensitive to words like "death". I don't know who called the police. Because it is in the bustling area of ​​the city center, the real police came very quickly.

Of course, no matter how fast the police came, it was no match for Edogawa Ranpo who was on the scene.

And... a little boy in a small blue suit and black-rimmed glasses.

Compared with the panic-scattered crowd, the retrogrades are always more eye-catching.Osamu Dazai noticed the boy. Logically speaking, a child of such an age should be frightened and cry when he encounters such a murder case, but the boy showed an unusual calmness.

Although there is also a green-haired brother in front of my thigh who seems to be fine...

There is no comparison between human beings and the sword Fusangshin who were born to take life and slay the enemy.

The calmness of the boy is quite different from that of Mori Toshiro.

Mori Toshiro showed innocence with disregard for life. The man did not kill him, nor did he die because of him. He had nothing to do with this matter.Just like ordinary people see a stranger's death obituary in the newspaper, at most lament that the world is impermanent.At this point, Osamu Dazai felt that he and Fusangshin had a good relationship.

And that boy is calm in examining and exploring, he is not without fear, but the idea of ​​wanting to explore the truth of the incident overwhelmed his fear.The inadvertent light in his eyes was exactly the same as that of Edogawa Ranpo.

The boy was undoubtedly a detective.

That's very interesting, Mr. Detective.

"Conan, it's you again!" Police officer Mumu, who came over after hearing the news, held back his indecent behavior when he saw Conan lying on the table at the scene of the crime observing the "evidence".

Without him, Conan Edogawa, who lives with Kogoro Mori, the catastrophe, is undoubtedly a disaster in the eyes of Police Officer Megure. Wherever they are, various bizarre cases will happen more or less .

Police officer Mumu even had the idea of ​​sending a police officer to stay with Conan every day to wait for the murder case to come to his door.However, this obviously violates Japanese laws and violates citizens' right to privacy. As a public servant of the people who conscientiously enforces the law, he cannot know the law and break the law.

But maybe you can give it a try when you hit the performance at the end of the year... Brother Maori probably won't mind.

Police officer Meguro caught the small Conan, handed him over to a girl who looked like a high school student, and warned: "Xiao Lan, keep an eye on him, this case is related to the murder case that happened in Shinjuku the day before yesterday. Don't come to trouble me."

The sushi restaurant had been emptied out, and the suspects were locked on the sushi master and the two apprentices who helped him. Because of lack of skills, some rice balls were prepared by the apprentices in advance.They all have their own stories, but no one has conclusive evidence that the piece of sushi with the human pinky finger in it is not made by himself.

After DNA comparison, they confirmed that it was consistent with the extremely cruel murder and dismemberment that happened the day before.

Then, police officer Megure, who packed up Conan, found that there was a big Edogawa Ranpo and Dazai Osamu and Mori Toshiro who were watching enthusiastically on the opposite side of the table.

His head hurt even more.Are today's young people so courageous?

Conan is also having a headache. He has discovered the key to the case—as long as Officer Megure tells him a clue about the Shinjuku Corpse Dismemberment case, he will have evidence to testify against the murderer.But now that Uncle Mao Li is not here, and he is tightly hugged by Sister Xiaolan again, if Police Officer Megure is numb with an anesthetic needle, no one will be able to tell the clues of the Shinjuku Corpse Dismemberment Case.

"Hello, I'm a policeman. Please cooperate with us in our investigation and answer your name, phone number, and contact information truthfully..." Police Officer Meguro showed his police ID and registered as a matter of routine.Although they have confirmed through surveillance video and testimonials that the three came in after the case happened, it is unlikely that they are the murderer, but it is never wrong to be careful.

Dazai and Osamu filled out the registration form very cooperatively. They are good citizens who abide by the law.

The address is Xiaofu's house. Human beings' memory of gods is always vague. They are more willing to believe in their own imaginations. Even if they know the address of Xiaofu's house, they will soon forget it unconsciously.

Officer Megure took the three registration forms handed over by Osamu Dazai, and flipped through them casually:

Name: Toshiro Mori Age: 8 years old

Name: Ranpo Edogawa Age: 26 years old

……

He didn't look any further.He showed a clear expression: "It turns out that you are relatives of brother Maoli and Conan. I knew that your family is not a normal person..."