When Dazai became a god judge

The gods were born in the prayers of human beings, sheltered human beings, and received the power of faith to maintain themselves.Japan is a country that believes in gods. There are many gods who have temples and are enshrined, but there are very few gods who are associated with Yato—the god of heaven Sugawara Michizane, the seven gods of good fortune Bishamon Ten and Ebisu, the poor god Ebisu Xiaofu, barely It still adds up to a handful.

The first god to visit was Tenjin Sugawara Michizane, owner of the nearest Tenman Shrine.

When Yato explained his purpose of coming to the old man in official uniform who seemed very kind and friendly, he naturally hit a wall.

The god did not directly refuse, but gave the right to choose to his own artifact, and the girls who were uniformly dressed in red and white priestess uniforms showed fear after hearing this.

Not long ago, when the ceremony of "Xue Yin" was held for Xueyin, Xiaofu's artifact, Dahei, came to ask the gods for help, and just mentioned a few words that were extremely taboo, and an artifact with a weak mind was affected and turned into a The fallen man stabbed his master, and was given back by the gods and expelled after he was pulled out.

Shinyu, who used to work under Yato's command and became an artifact of the gods after resignation, stood behind the gods and covered his mouth lightly and said: "I think I have paid off Mr. Yato's favor for the previous help, so please give up. .”

The gods are very ruthless towards the artifacts that make mistakes, and they don't want to give up their future to help a stranger who has nothing to do with it.

After a while of silence, the god involuntarily issued an expulsion order: "If I have nothing else to do, I have to go to work. Recently, it coincides with the Human Examination Week, and there are so many students who come to worship and petition that I am overwhelmed!"

After the god finished speaking, he sat back on the stone bench under the plum tree and concentrated on studying an unfinished chess game on the stone table. He was hesitant, and at the same time he muttered in a low voice: "What should I do next?" ? This way... No, no, no..."

"The horse jumps over the elephant and eats the cart."

The god followed his words and praised: "Good chess."

Osamu Dazai's slender and slender fingers held the cannonball chess and landed on the solid wood board with a "snap", "How about lending me an artifact to save people if I win this game?"

"Is one of my artifacts only worth one round of chess?" Lord Tianshen raised his hand angrily, "At least five hundred rounds."

Ye Dou pointed at the god and scolded: "Smelly old man, if you don't want to borrow someone, just say it. Five hundred rounds?! The ashes of the dead people can be thrown away."

The gods can't deny it, as if you can do anything to me.

"I still want to find the third artifact." Osamu Dazai casually dropped another one, "If you don't mind, can you fight for me?"

Tenjin glanced at Osamu Dazai, this move was no longer amazing, he began to suspect that the move just now was just a coincidence, "I don't want to waste time playing against idiots." The implication is that you can't just find someone to make up the numbers.He has been obsessed with this kind of chess recently. As a tester with both intelligence and talent, it is difficult to find an opponent with his level. He just wants to find a partner to practice with. As for the opponent, it doesn't matter.

"There is no problem with this, I can guarantee that this person will not let you down." Osamu Dazai stood up calmly and staggered his position, "Ranpo, I will leave this to you. ceremony."

The god was a little annoyed, this human being was too defiant, why did he think that he would win.And want to pull out tonight?There are less than ten hours left, and he will not lose so quickly.

"It's not easy to come out, but I want you to do some work for you." Edogawa sat down in disorder, stretched lazily, complained, and then picked up the pawn and pushed a step forward under the doubtful eyes of the gods , "General."

Tenshen rinsed in a cold sweat and stared at the chessboard. The two steps that Osamu Dazai took just now seemed ordinary, but actually blocked the front and back.

This round, he lost.

"Then let it go, it's 1/500 now."

Before leaving, Osamu Dazai whispered to Edogawa Ranpo: "Save some face for Lord Tenjin."

"Yes, yes, no problem." The tone was coping as soon as he heard it, and he didn't know how much Edogawa Ranpo listened.

Then before they even walked out of the temple, they heard Edogawa Ranpo say this sentence, "Hey, I said, old man, I have a proposal-such a game is too slow, just playing chess is too slow." It will take a lot of time. I think your yard is big enough, how about setting up a hundred games at the same time? Well, if you think one hundred games is too difficult, then fifty games..."

Well, I hope that the Lord God will not become angry and send down divine punishment.

California Qingguang said in admiration, "Master and Ranpo-sama are so good! I've never seen you play chess before."

Osamu Dazai dispelled the idea that California Kiyomitsu thought that he had discovered another hobby besides suicide: "I'm really not very interested in board games like chess."

Yato was skeptical: "But you defeated the god just now. Could it be a coincidence?"

Dazai Osamu didn't take it seriously: "For chess and card games, you just need to know the rules of the game, and then calculate the opponent's future trend in your mind in advance, and take countermeasures."

Xueyin couldn't help but said: "But what if the opponent doesn't go as you think?"

"Of course there is more than one kind of calculation." Osamu Dazai gave him a strange look, as if it was a matter of course: "It is not difficult to guess what the opponent is going to do next through the subtle expressions and movements of the opponent, and it is not difficult to draw the opponent into his game, so that It is also a kind of calculation that he plays chess according to his own ideas."

This is no longer what humans can do, right?

The gods and artifacts of the martial arts school feel that their IQ has been hit by dimensionality reduction.

Before visiting the next kami, Osamu Dazai asks Yato for some information.It was just a coincidence that Edogawa Ranpo was able to play against the gods. Even among the gods, the Brain faction was only a minority.

If you can successfully obtain the help of the lineage of the gods, you only need to find another artifact to help, and there will be enough people to hold the ceremony of "Xiao".

As the Seven Lucky Gods, Bishamonten and Ebisu possess many artifacts like the gods, especially Bishamonten, whom Yato unabashedly calls her a mobile arsenal.

Although Bishamonten had resolved his knots and reconciled with Yato, Yato didn't really appeal to her for help. He lay on the ground and rolled around: "That slut will definitely sneer at me when she hears that I want something from her, and finally like I don’t want to go if they give me a magic weapon like a beggar.”

After reincarnation, Ebisu regards Yato as a friend, but because the previous generation was a magician and entrusted Nora, he was closely watched by "Heaven" who lived in Gaotianyuan. "The pursuit of them can only hide in Bishamonten's territory to seek shelter, so Yato doesn't really want to cause trouble for Ebisu.

Then the only one left who can help them is Ebisu Kofuku.

Yato introduced unabashedly: "Xiaofu has nothing to do with the God of Wealth Ebisu, but just borrowed his name. She is a poor god who brings bad luck to people wherever she goes. If you have a deep friendship with her, you may It will lead to the destruction of the family!"

Xueyin looked sideways and said disapprovingly: "Yato, it's not good for you to talk about Miss Xiaofu who took us in behind your back..."

Yato pulled the scarf and did not refute: "In short, Xiaofu is a relatively friendly god! She is the same as me, only has one artifact named Daihei. By the way, Xiaofu's commission price for fulfilling other people's wishes is 500 million yen. Do you have any?"

California Qingguang showed embarrassment: "The master has only been employed for a month, so he shouldn't have that much money."

Dazai was silent for a while, "Money shouldn't be a problem. But I need to go back to Honmaru."

If Osamu Dazai would have thought of another solution [-]% in the past, after all, he didn't specialize in operating funds, and he would always drink coffee on credit in the coffee shop downstairs of the Armed Detective Agency, and he had to buy insurance to pay off the debt before he was complained about suicide.

After the job-hopping, the government's remuneration was very generous, but it did not reach the level of 500 million yen a month.After all, not everyone has the "money ability" like Francis in the group, who can throw money as he likes.

Of course Osamu Dazai would never promise something he was not sure of, the reason why he could agree was a phone call from Honmaru last night.

A few days after the interrogator went silent, the worried Fusangshin asked Liuchan to connect the communication device with Osamu Dazai.Seeing Osamu Dazai alive and well, he was relieved. After learning that he had successfully found Yamato Morita and returned to Honmaru after healed his injuries, everyone sincerely wished them well.

At the same time, Fu Sangshen, who stayed behind, also reported his recent work to the judges. After the judges left, they pressed Hasebe's strict spurs and did not miss the work of daily classes and internal affairs at all. Under the leadership of Hakata Toshiro, he dug up the dungeon activity organized by the time government and dug up the double small sentence.

Moreover, some fusangshen are also enshrined, such as the master Yakiri Hasebe, but they are real national treasures, and the body is treasured in the Fukuoka City Museum.

After explaining his countermeasures, Osamu Dazai asked California Kiyomitsu and Yamato Mamoruan to follow Yato to Fuku's house first, since it would be inconvenient to take them with him.He arrived after taking the money, and made it clear that he did not need a valet to accompany him.

After Dazai Osamu left, California Kiyomitsu couldn't help but feel a little worried: "Mr. Yato, what I mean is, what if Lord Tenjin loses too badly and regrets? Should we leave a way out and find another artifact? "

Yato dispelled his worries: "You don't have to worry about this, as long as Edogawa Ranpo wins the game, the gods will definitely help. Because the gods agreed to Dazai's request, they formed a relationship with Dazai. The fate between the gods cannot be easily cut off. But the god is a narrow-minded person who holds grudges, and even the names of political enemies in his lifetime cannot be mentioned with him, so it will be difficult for you to ask him for help in the future."