When Dazai became a god judge

Now that they have learned of the whereabouts of the young god, what they have to do is to find the god and entrust his artifact to pull out the evil for Yamato Shou'an.

According to the information provided by Bailan, Osamu Dazai came to the present world of this era.

The foothold is on the roof of a city that is more prosperous and modern than Yokohama.

Osamu Dazai took a deep breath of the fresh and slightly cold air, and sighed that this is really a good place to fall.

Standing on the edge of the roof with no protective fence, the young interrogator took out from his coat pocket a business card that Bai Lan gave him before leaving. He had seen many of these things, and the Armed Detective Agency had also printed and distributed some of them. , After all, they also have to eat.The name, the contact information and main business of the organization it belongs to are marked on the small palm-sized card, but it is the first time he has seen such a fresh and unique business card.

In the middle of the card is the name "Yato" and the phone number, as well as a small golden crown, and at the bottom is a line of petite characters saying [Help you solve all your troubles].For the gods, this is indeed not an exaggeration.What Osamu Dazai was more concerned about was that the content written on this business card was actually handwritten.

How boring is it to take the trouble to write business cards one by one?Could it be that Yebu, who has survived from the Warring States Period to the present, no, the god who should be called Yato today, does not adapt to the modern way of life?

However, the business content on the business card has provided them with great convenience for this trip, [help you solve all your troubles].Dazai Osamu did not have full confidence in convincing Yato to help at the beginning. After all, Takumi is not such a trivial matter as repairing the toilet or helping the old lady cross the road.

Hmm...how could such a cool and domineering god go to fix the toilet?That picture is simply unimaginable just thinking about it, it's as if the mafia leader in power is a middle-aged lolicon who is decadent and idiotic.

Well, Mr. Mori is indeed like this, this contrast is not cute at all.

Osamu Dazai shook his head, stopping his unconstrained thinking, no matter what, God always favored him.

He took out his mobile phone and dialed the number on the business card.

"Duddu..." The call was quickly connected, "Hello, thank you for your patronage. I am Yato who will deliver the goods to your door quickly, safely and safely. What entrustment do you have?"

That voice was so full of energy and enthusiasm that even Fu Sangshen, who had excellent investigative skills, could hear it clearly.

"Ahem, there is indeed one thing that needs to be entrusted. I will discuss the specific situation with you when we meet." Osamu Dazai was silent for a moment, his face unchanged: "Yes, I am on the roof of the department store in the city center. Have you arrived yet? ? By the flower bed downstairs? Okay, let me see."

Osamu Dazai closed the phone, took another half step forward under Fu Sangshen's frightened gaze, and looked down with his head.

"Hey~ hello~" Near the flower bed where the roses were blooming, stood two teenagers, one tall and one short.One of the teenagers in a black tracksuit and a worn white scarf waved happily to Osamu Dazai and shouted: "Are you the client? Be careful, it's about to fall. Just wait, we'll go find you right away." .”

Osamu Dazai spread his hands around his mouth, and his iris-colored eyes were filled with joy, "Don't bother, I'll go down and find you!"

Yato looked up at the slightly familiar sandy-brown figure who had already carried her back, and said uncertainly: "Well, that's okay too! But how are you going to get down? I remember a week ago a lovelorn high school girl was here Jumped off the building, so the door leading to the roof has been sealed..." As for why Yato knew so clearly, of course it was because he saved the high school student and killed the monster that disturbed her mind.

Wait, that door is sealed, how did this person get in there?

Before Yato had time to think about it, he saw Osamu Dazai, who was turned away, open his arms and took a step back.

It fell without a moment's hold.

"Owner!"

In the conditioned reflex, following Dazai Osamu's jump, Dazai Osamu's trip brought the only California Qingguang who can fight.

Come on, didn't the monster be killed cleanly?Ye Dou couldn't scream, but his movements didn't stop at all, "Xue Qi!" He called the name of the yellow-haired boy behind him.

"Yes!" Xueyin hurriedly responded, and with a flash of light, a tachi and a wakizashi appeared on Yato's empty hands.

He kicked off the wall with his strength, and jumped upwards with a few flying kicks. When he was about to catch Osamu Dazai, Yato yelled badly. He was holding a weapon in both hands. How should he catch him?

There was a piercing sound, and sparks were generated due to the huge friction between the blade and the floor tiles. California Qingguang leaned against the smooth wall, holding the knife deeply inserted into the wall with one hand, and tightly grasping the side of the brown windbreaker with the other. long pendulum.

Osamu Dazai shook his body, and complained nonchalantly: "Qing Mitsu, do you want to strangle me?"

Qing Guang replied sullenly: "Master, please bear with me a little bit." The sudden shock made him covered in cold sweat, the small piece of fabric was getting less and less in his slippery hand, and the other hand had to grab the hilt of the sword, without Way to free up.

California Qingguang hanging in the air was obviously not feeling well. A knife could not support the weight of two people, and the blade slowly loosened from the cement gap, and it was about to fall.

Even if it has fallen by half, this height will still kill people.

"Thank you for buying me enough time."

The moment before the two fell, Yato, who let go of the artifact in his hand, caught them, and returned to the roof of the building after a few jumps.

"Yo, Dazai, you're back." Edogawa, who was squatting on the spot where Dazai fell and squinted to bask in the sun, greeted them lazily, as if what Dazai just did was not jumping off a building but going out to buy vegetables usually.

Osamu Dazai nodded tacitly with him: "Well, I'm back."

"Wait! Didn't you commit suicide just now under the influence of the monster from the other side?" Ye Dou turned around and found no trace of the monster, and finally realized it.

Osamu Dazai gave Yato a strange look: "No, didn't I say I'm going down to find you?"

Ye Dou jumped anxiously: "How can you come down like this, you are committing suicide, do you understand?"

Still in shock, California Qingguang, whose legs were still a little sore, had no choice but to testify: "This is indeed my master's personal hobby."

Yato & Yukine: "???"

This kind of hobby is not worth promoting at all!

Edogawa Ranpo thought of something, and asked casually: "However, Dazai, why did you want to jump off the building? Obviously there are still unfinished things." In his impression, although Dazai Osamu loved suicide, he tried his best to commit suicide. Do not cause trouble to others.

Teasing Atsushi Nakajima is another story.

Osamu Dazai pondered: "I just suddenly felt that I should die like this once, and I want to try again."

Edogawa Ranpo did not make a sound, thoughtful.

With this face that tried to test life and death as nothing and Fusangshen who was always with him, Yato jumped back in shock: "I have seen you! In the Warring States Period..."

"I actually remembered it, God. I still owe you a word of thanks. However, you have become really thorough." Dazai Osamu looked at the completely different Yato from his impression, except for the same appearance, temperament, and attitude towards people All have undergone earth-shaking changes.He is more thorough than himself who left the port mafia and jumped to an armed detective agency. I don't know what he has experienced in these years.

Because that was the first time I took the initiative to save someone.

Osamu Dazai waved his hand indifferently: "Well, let's talk about the old days later. I really have something important to ask for your help when I come to you this time."

Who wants to catch up with you?

Under Dazai Osamu's gesture, Kami Kiyomitsu raised the cloak of Yamato Moriana who was sitting weakly by the side, White Fang's bone blade was clearly in sight.

"My Fusangshen has fallen in the dark and needs to be pulled out."

"Is it time-changing?" Yetou saw the lake blue in his eyes solidified after seeing Yamato Shou'an, and after checking, he said in a rare serious tone: "His current state can't bear the ups and downs at all." pain of."

Mentioning Ba Xuan, Xueyin shrank her neck unconsciously. Even after becoming Yato's beacon, the pain that penetrated the bone marrow still terrified him, and she was always vigilant that he could not make mistakes again.

Osamu Dazai helped Dao cover the cloak, stood up and said, "If you don't pull out the scorpion, he will definitely die. Since there is a glimmer of hope, why don't you give it a try?"

Yato asked: "The artifact only becomes fashionable when it does something immoral. What did he do to become like this?"

"In short, what I can assure you is that what he did before was unavoidable." Osamu Dazai didn't explain much.

"Yato, I want to help him." Xueyin tugged at the corner of Yato's clothes, he wanted to try his best to save people who made mistakes like himself back then.

"Okay! I heard your wish."

Osamu Dazai blew a rainbow fart, "Thank you very much, you are still the wise and righteous god in my memory."

Yato couldn't deny it: "At least three artifacts are needed to draw the scorpion. As you can see, I only have Xueyin now. I can take you to find other gods, but it's up to you whether they are willing to help you."

"Ok, I see."

"What are you doing staring at me with that constipated expression?" After Yato No. 13 hesitated to speak but stopped looking at Osamu Dazai, he finally couldn't help it.

Yato looked at him with pity: "The transformation of the master of the artifact will also be implicated. Are you feeling very uncomfortable now?"

"No, I knew it would be painful, so I didn't sign a contract with An Ding."

"Then why does he call you master?"

Osamu Dazai is not without humility: "Probably because of my charisma."

"Yes." Yamato Moran Ding nodded cooperatively.

"I regret it a bit." Yato suddenly had a serious face.

"Huh?" Osamu Dazai waited eagerly for his next sentence.

"Why did I save you, a black mud monster who loves suicide?"